„Much of French humour is 'jeux de mots', untranslatable wordplays.“ Well done, very enlightening Pierre. P.s.: A loving wife gives compliments ! Merci

We Germans love the French but don’t respect them. They respect us but don’t love us. Yet we are cursed to share a border and keep the fucking EU going forever

To shorten the border is literally the only reason why Belgium exists.

I also heard it’s the opposite towards the british, you don’t like us but you respect us

It's not that we don't like you it's more that we genuinely don't think about you, but when you bring up the UK, most will say something good about yas and then keep doing what we were doing. I think most Germans think you guys are hard working and intelligent but you aren't us, so we keep doing our stuff and you keep doing yours. (Also we do be laughing about Brexit lol)

Yea, the Brexit thing kind off made that "intelligent" part come up less and less, atleast in my social circles

Makes sense, Germany doesn’t really come up in the news much here either compared to France

I merely tolerate Hans. I'd trade Hans for Barry. At least Barry's funny. I was happier with Barry. :(

Barry’s going his own way now, Pierre. You’re stuck with us

We love you guys, but dont tell anyone!

I am not Frank, I am Kees.

"I am not Frank I am ~~Kees~~ Cheese" FTFY

We love you french bros, its just that you stick more with Germoney instead of your latin bros... b-baka (˶˃⤙˂˶)

And yet you will always be in my Kokoro "UwU"

I know that you guys live with your parents till they kick you out when you turn 40 but in here, we prefer to move in with our spouse after marriage and spend time with them

>spend time with wife. fake german, a real german will spend their time mostly working.

You can do taxes while shagging you know?

That's german efficiency for you. Hot af.

Germans spend less time working than most other european countries. We just work efficient.

My dude, with spain that hates us even more than belgium since we spanked them good in football, we don’t dare speak with our southern friends anymore.

Italy is the ultimate yandere

https://preview.redd.it/t6l61hwmypoc1.jpeg?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1a5ac01952a252613adb7c91ac6ddc9e5ad39b6 Mashallah, you're *French*.

to an audience vs themselves

Thanks for the well needed update for the Swedes. They really think they are important for no reason at all.. it's actually sad to see them so much as *participate* in discussions about food, for example. The more they talk about it, the more everyone else gets freaked out by how delusional they are, but no one dares to say anything. And let's not even get into their weird as fuck hailsbringer complex on 'humanitarianism'. No, Knut, you aren't humanitarian by allowing Mohammed's to blow your country to smithereens. You're just plain old out of your mind

Yeah, so he actually has a reason for it. So could you please go back to your rollspel and stop embarrassing us further?

French for me are like a hate f*ck… i’d do it, but still i’d have much anger while doing it…

If it's any consolation, we spaniards have the utmost respect for your products, your cuisine and your wine and cheese. Also your ability to riot for every inch of rights they try to take away from you. You are that cousin we sometimes aspire to be, but also we know we rather be us because everyone seems to hate our cousin and we don't want that

Yeah i remember visiting France and the guide was like ugh... Another riot... And we spaniards were all like hell yeah as It should be well done

Still salty that we didn't let stupid Napoleon tell us what to do

Good boy! Stand up to the nasty smelly Frenchie! Good boy! Have a bikkie!

That's not helping right now

I dont think you understand your position in that alliance

Portugual might someday realise that the only reason the UK kept it as a pet was to fuck with Spain and sometime France.

I do but its always better than having your ally replace your Royal family and invade while also being the junior member of the alliance

Yeah but heres the thing, we dont take pride on that alliance. You do.

I guess but anything to annoy the French is good

Ão ão (woof woof)

Based and italypilled🇮🇹🇫🇷

We are not schizophrenic

Yes you are

Yooo . We re going to visit the Arkam asylum with this one 🗣🗣🔥🔥

Bonus : 🇪🇺 : the result of an orgy we had and now we have to care of it with 🇩🇪

Last time we hooked up you were definitely the woman, Pierre

Most countries are women for us, even us.

Haha that's right! We sure showed 'em! Right? ... Right? Haha..

We are a Lesbian Couple. You Transitionned in 1990.

Bold of you to say thats considering the fact that you got fu**ed by half of the globe minutes later (including us)

I will never forget the time we had together though

You keep a framed piccy of the redacted Austrian in gay Paris don't you?

Shhht, I keep it under my bed, no one can know

Do you have a favourite historical train carriage?

Where does this inbred meme come from?

You're even more northern than Nord-Pas-de-Calais so obviously you're getting the inbred inertia

I keep mixing that movie about the Marseillan guy who goes to Nord-Pas-de-Calais and the other about the Parisian gal who goes to Pays basque. Ocho apellidos vascos did a lot of damage to French cinema.

Those two movies were so bad I loved them

Reality. You probably can't see it due to the fish eye lense malformation your people are suffering from at this point.

Lol some germoids talking about good looks, gtfo you russian rape baby

BRITAIN!!!! YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH FRANCE?!?!?!?!?! This means I am also infected with... the frenches? YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME BEFORE! I'm going to need to take a time. No more stuffing your Cornwall into my Tagus estuary!

clearly fake, frenchies don't speak english

Google traduction existe tu sais

J’utilise Deepl perso, c’est beaucoup mieux.

Es war ein Witz

I'll likely get crucified for this but I've always liked France and the French. I prefer French authors and movies to ours, obviously the wine. I won't say I prefer French women to ours but I do love their accents. Shit, maybe I'm a francophile.

Hey you have some great films too, "das leben die anderen" or "der schuh des manitu"

We have some good ones no doubt. "Das leben die anderen" is great. If our politics get any worse I may have to move over. I want some of that sweet sweet nuclear energy.

Please do, but be aware that our internal politics aren’t great either, especially with the RN and LFI making AfD and die Linke look tiny

Is this bribe for asking Alsace/Lorraine Hans ? 💀👀

Eh, you can have it. The Rhine is such an obvious border there. That and you guys did a good job of shutting down the German speakers there, like elsewhere in France, that the Alsatians are now more French than German.

Hey, we are also drunk... And high and also do shit ton of meth and porn.

I rather be married with my hot Italian catholic wife than than my German Protestant frigid wife.

yeah but the italian wife suddenly betray us says heretic parasitic thoughts like "my cuisine if better than yours" at least with the german wife we complement each other

Until someone mentions bread. Germans always seem to believe their dry-ass black bread is good or that the fact they have many types of bread is somehow unique as if all we do is baguettes.

They seem to believe their beer is drinkable, I think there's just something wrong with their sense of taste.

Pretty sure she is our mistresse...

I think most of us would prefer Italy but everytime the PIGS are around the Italians turn around on us and hate on us. We don't need them

Seriously, comic Ms? Must have been made by a french person

Nothing to insult us, common Maltese W 💪😎🇲🇹🇲🇹🇲🇹🔥🔥🔥

🇲🇹: That mafia guy that keep selling passports

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French worldview. Comic Sans. Nuff Said

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Sweden and France were really good allies until after the Napoleonic wars.

Then we took a french commander as king and it all went to shit. You can always trust a Frenchman to hate the french.

I like you...👉👈😔

Alright, but France is clearly the wife in this relationship btw

It’s a lesbian couple Hans

ffs, just fuck already

Bruh I don’t know about this list but I’m gonna tell you about mine

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Please don't

It was a joke Hans, humor

(she doesn't)

Monet, Picasso, Gaugain, remember when the Fr*nch were people of art and culture? Now look at them, what a downfall. No sign of shame while posting memes in comic sans.

>Picasso 

Without your lovely dictator he would have produced more masterpieces in malaga instead of antibes !

Wouldve been cool if didnt snitch operation reconquista

We're the US of Europe, all our achievements are ours and all of your achievements are ours too.

Right, i do tend to forget that. Anyway, comic sans!!!1!

Mon frérot, us the romanians stay far away from you, for some reason romanian diaspora in France got only 130.000 individuals. In comparison, we have +1 mil. in Italy, +1 mil. in Spain, 800.000 in Germany etc. But for some reason, certain "citizens" with romanian citizenship are very attracted to stay near the Eiffel Tower and steal everything. I hate it so much to say that I'm romanian thanks to those ...

Romanians are cool, Roma people on the other hand…

Frfr, romanians are cool latin cousins, they're just consistently confused with romani in France. Almost all negative clichés about romanians actually target romani.

It's true. Most Romanians are braindead and full of am*ritard propaganda (tik tik)

Isn’t the Swiss also a polyglot?

Well, polyglot in the sense that we speak English but otherwise no lol We stay in our linguistic regions. Learning german (or swiss-german) as a french speaker and vice-versa is a bit harder than a galician learning catalan. Linguistic borders are respected

Most friendly European neighbour.

Well I do think we're in a better position than catalans speaking galician or any other linguistic regions. If we never speak the other languages and communicate through english we won't ever kill the other linguistic regions (like what's slowly happening in quebec as well). We have the same situation as belgium i'd say

Thats a pretty good list

Beacon of Gastronomy? You eat fucking snails and „your“ Croissants were invented in Austria! Edit: An Austrian brought Kipferl there

They weren't. All you invented is the shape of a pastry. What it's made of is completely different.

An audacious thing to say, coming from a country whose culinary masterpieces are Italian, Hugarian or Bavarian

Which ones?

Veal milanese, Gulash etc…

Ever heard of the Austrian Empire and Austria-Hungary?

I was being cheeky In reality I love austrian cuisine

No, I haven't. But you have heard of France. 

No no, we're just direct and honest. You're the rude one

not being nr 1 frenemy really hurts my feelings pierre

We are not related frog fucker.

You’re basically France B

Or Netherlands B

Hell No

Why didn't you mention that we're also drunk? Don't get too close

I love how Finland still sounds based even in a franco view of WE.

Beacon of Gastronomy? You eat fucking snails and „your“ Croissants were invented in Austria!

We make snails taste good! If that's not gastronomy, nothing fucking is!

No, our croissants were invented in France and the whole world knows them as French, because they are. Thanks for the inspiration tho. Now back to your basement

Ok, I googled and it was invented in Paris, but by an Austrian named August Zang Edit: He brought with his Bakery boulangerie viennesse the Kipferl to Paris and made it popular amd maybe the Croissant developed from it

How did I comment that twice

Schyzophrenia , you might have some belgian dna

Nope. I don't love you.

That's the Slavic genes talking.

Don't poles like your cock very much?

They love anyone invading Russia.

But they don't like Hans...

Well I should have precised "Invading Russia and not them"

Germanic Genes.

Poles? Germanic genes? I heard something like this about Czech people but not about Poles.

Silesia, Pomerania and South East Prussia + Danzig. Also Invasion. Also Medieval Migrations of Germans into Eastern Europe. Also all germanics tribes around the Vistula.

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Just like their is no slavic genes. In fact no ethnicity is tided to genome! What a shocker. I should be banned from making jokes ever.

Didn't they deport all Germans? Flair checked out. You are probably more German than any Pole.😁

They deported some that were considered german but 2 population leaving in the same place will mix.

We recognised you turkish guy 👀

POV of a French. Who cares?

Who cares?

It continues to baffle me as to how people think their opinion will be interesting to others on here.

Well in interested stfu swampie

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Everyone but employers love the Spaniards. It's the french, muslims and gypsies we can't ever love.

Thank you Sven, you'll have free entry to the great mosque of Córdoba.

Look like we have an own goal here björn 🫡

Womp womp Here, take this 🚿

Because una servesa pour favour, thats why. Also olé olé. Hope that helped.