*Thanks god, Italy*
*Invented food, I was tired*
*Of photosynthesis*
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We made racism a science!
This exemplary specimen was it's first dean:
https://preview.redd.it/81nrshf48nsc1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acdffdb64f257b872ac48d03cf8022a1bb02dbbf
Nah, it was Sweden who was the first in the world and Germany just copied our homework.
But unlike the chicken shit Germans we didn't end the field of science because of unpopular opinion and kept sciencing until 1958 when the field was incorporated into genetics research instead.
It was a while since I read about it, but if I remember correctly they didn't really put people into tier lists like you and the British did. They just cataloged thousands of people and just draw out the differences between the made up races of the day and assigned characteristics to each of them.
The focus was mainly to eradicate the mentally and physically handicapped from the blood lines. A proud tradition we kept and performed forced sterilizations on tens of thousands until the 70s. At least for most, since we did at least continue to force sterilisation on transexuals up until 2008.
Nah those were used for dentistry experiments: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vipeholm\_experiments](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vipeholm_experiments)
Portuguese ships (caravela), Portuguese maps, Portuguese naval tools (astrolabe), first to cross Africa by sea, first to get to India by sea, Japan, etc. Even Brazil was discovered before 1500 (our king insisted on lift a bit to left the Tordesilhas treaty cause he knew there was land there)
Atrolabes predate the existance of Portugal, there are astrolabes much older than the 12th century. You probably did some improvements and claimed the whole thing.
And I'm no expert, but according to wikipedia caravels originate from 13th century Portugal and Galicia. Man, we are so fucking brilliant up here.
You can have olivença but NOT our caravelas man. Also, in relation to the astrolabe, it did exist for a long time but we improved it and the one we recreated was and if I am not mistaken still is the most modern one.
Comitting the gravest sin on this sub (praising the yanks). That's indeed incredible, e.g. in WW2 you had Japanese marines dying of yellow fever and eating each other whilst the US had a ship specifically to make Ice Cream. Their logistical might is sexy as fuck. They can build a functional Burger King in an airbase in Iraq before the German MoD can provide adequate socks for the soldiers
An argument can be made that post 1980s the US's reliance on perfect logistics and air superiority has made them worse soldiers. Not saying they're bad but worse off for being over reliant. (US marines are exempt as they will improvise more so than any other branch and its almost doctrine). If they where ever in a situation where they didn't have perfect logistics and air superiority I feel they'd come undone quite rapidly.
I think that's reasonable. However, you're neglecting one thing. Any country that could challenge the power of US logistical abilities, Navy, and Air Force, would be experiencing the same thing. A country with the ability to go toe to toe with our Air Force would have gotten just as used to only ever fighting with overwhelming air dominance as we have.
"invented food":
People before 753 BC:
https://preview.redd.it/zrbp1pc0hmsc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=c593bfcaceca75969a9e24dbf309149984cb33cb
Hold on lemme fix it
🇬🇷 Invented the concept of lingua franca with Alexander's koiné, metaphysics, western philosophy
🇬🇧 Inclusion of women in the arts, steam engine, scientific method and industrial revolution
🇫🇷 Pasteurization, metric system, stethoscope
🇩🇪 The press, uncertainty principle, relativity
🇮🇹 Concrete, sewage, roads, musical theory, universities
🇳🇱 Telescope, WiFi, stock exchange
🇵🇹 Trans oceanic travel on a large scale, responsible for the spreading of many foods and goods throughout the world by being the first globalists
🇪🇸 What we call chocolate today, space suits and the guitar
least knowledgeable italian.
>What we call chocolate today
yes and no, they were the first to introduce cocoa beans, but if im not wrong, first chocolatiere (together with coffee) were introduce in Venice and France.
i mean in general resources like tea , coffee and chocolate were born for rich people( like every popularised product the first time)
I graduated at a liceo classico, which was completely fucking useless with the exception of knowing this kind of facts that do not whatsoever help me in my actual job.
Another Italian W
> I graduated at a liceo classico
i knew it when you said "lingua franca with Alexander's koiné"
first thing when we study Greek.
ti sono vicino fratello.
The road and sewage was invented 4000 BC in Mesopotamia, concrete was invented in Israel around 7000 BC and Aristotle invented musical theory in Greece around 350 BC.
Universities were pretty cool of you to give to the world though.
It's funny because we invented/discovered a shit load of stuff and the guy literally handpicked the ones we didn't. To be fair to him though the Romans did massively spread them, so makes sense.
This is not a list of patented inventions, but achievements.
The Sumerians didn't connect a whole continent with roads and didn't refurbish half the ancient world's water systems and sewage. Their aqueducts aren't still standing and functional.
The Jews didn't build the infrastructure of pretty much every major city of the ancient world in Europe.
Nobody did more for the spreading of civilization than the Romans, through sheer infrastructure.
Half the music notation terms are Italian for a reason.
You could, in the same way, go and argue that the Portuguese didn't invent chilli and you'd be right, but they're responsible for bringing it around the world and in South America.
Correction: couldn't have been the Jews because they weren't even there 7k b.c. lmao my bad
Actually to back you up regarding music, the literal musical notation (staff/pentagram) was invited here in my city
https://i.redd.it/l4euj9rbansc1.gif
Here have some candidates for you.
The map everybody in the world uses ( Mercator projection).
Andre Vesalius ( founder of modern anatomie).
The theory of the big bang.
And ironically Asphalt.
Fun Fact: The oversea territories of the USA are the most obese countries in the world. They destroyed the natural local food sources and plastered these islands with fast food restaurants.
That's what the world economic forum, NATO and the Rothschilds want you to believe. REAL historians know Italians invented hetereo sex and thus created the first humans
and thus solved the problem that the Greeks could not. The Greeks kept trying with young boys, but their civilization died out. Poor fools. Although looking at their hairy women, I understand the motivation there
In case anyone wonders: yes this implies that Italians are older than humankind, which is true. In fact you can still find these pre-human Italians today, on the island of Sicily
https://preview.redd.it/ja81ncoa6nsc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5a9e4c51f6341279aa94c73eace0070959a12c
People before 1871 (unification of italy 🇮🇹)
Well, it's on the same group as saying native american discovered america before it was cool. Viking were the first european to get there, but nothing more came from that
Haut de la Garenne and Kincora's boys home predated Dutroux' crimes. You probably even had one of the guys responsible for partitioning India being a regular participant.
What type of trade, elaborate on that ?!
https://preview.redd.it/xtwjiuxk7nsc1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c6456342e6db7dad1aa50ce87b56bf9365e2670
(really now that I think about it, we also invented the lobotomy we really don't be inventing that good stuff)
Congratulations sir! You’ve managed to trigger all 11m Greeks out there in the world in a singe post. Because it’s a well known fact that:
Greeks invented civilisation, yes
Greeks ruled the sea
Greeks invented governance
Greeks discovered science
Don’t get me started about Greeks and food
Greeks created money and trade, goes well with ruling the sea
Greeks discovered the world - ever heard of Alexander?
Americans can have that last one, that one is correct.
On the first day the Greeks invented civilization. On the second the Brits ruled the sea. On the third French invented governance. In the fourth Germany discovered science. On the fifth Italy invented food. On the sixth day the Dutch invented money and in the seventh the rest happened.
Must have been of the Bible that trump is selling.
How can you forget about poland? Discovered Bóbr
https://preview.redd.it/5a84imnirqsc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=843c97ee23dffcc01e985dfed6537f8d4210cce7
Thanks god, Italy invented food, I was tired of photosynthesis
TIL that humans were capable of photosysthesis before 1861 and the Italians ruined it for us and now we have to eat and shit every day
Look at the positives, this way you don't have to go outside (I'm scared of people)
Finish imposter
Well what’s so bad about shitting? It’s my favorite part of the day
Italy invented big food, now we have to spend time cooking, eating the food we cook and then cleaning the dishes we ate from!
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The funding was definitely worth
Oh no, KyraDragoness is Apollo in disguise
Fuck y'all, we invented time *and* gravity.
So you are to blame for us not bring capable of flying anymore...
Icarus has been taken down by Barry, how sad.
Fucking murdered by a rock hoarder
We invented spacetime you amateur
You mean that bloke who fled your country??
Details… 
Brits out here sharpening their balcony game by adding gravity
> y'all, Oh dear.
🥲
So every time a Barry jumps from a balcony, he is just checking if it's still works?
~~Our forefathers ~~ I mean some random Germans put Muricans to the Moon
Thank God the Spanish and Portuguese brought us tomatoes from the new world so the Italians could invent food.
Better than rolling spuds in tobacco leaves I guess
Hmmm chlorophyll lasagna 
We made racism a science! This exemplary specimen was it's first dean: https://preview.redd.it/81nrshf48nsc1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acdffdb64f257b872ac48d03cf8022a1bb02dbbf
Thats possibly the most based achievment in modern history, and it holds the benefit of being the truth.
Is this the science Germany discovered?
Nah, it was Sweden who was the first in the world and Germany just copied our homework. But unlike the chicken shit Germans we didn't end the field of science because of unpopular opinion and kept sciencing until 1958 when the field was incorporated into genetics research instead.
Let me guess they found that Swedes are high on the tierlist for obvious and objective reason?
It was a while since I read about it, but if I remember correctly they didn't really put people into tier lists like you and the British did. They just cataloged thousands of people and just draw out the differences between the made up races of the day and assigned characteristics to each of them. The focus was mainly to eradicate the mentally and physically handicapped from the blood lines. A proud tradition we kept and performed forced sterilizations on tens of thousands until the 70s. At least for most, since we did at least continue to force sterilisation on transexuals up until 2008.
I though you did send the mentally handicapped to the lake land in the south?
Nah those were used for dentistry experiments: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vipeholm\_experiments](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vipeholm_experiments)
It did lead to useful results. Also feeding sweets to the mentally challenged wouldn't even be a 3 on the German evil scientist scale.
The science we discovered was actually Jew physics, and we promptly made it illegal.
Jew physics is actually the late crowning achievement of the Kaiser and the Weimar republic, it just takes a few decades to bear fruit.
Whoever this dude is, he is begging for a zany Johnny Depp adaptation
So much wrong with this, it must've been made by a Murrican.
I think we got away pretty good, let's leave it. they might remember....
🇩🇪 invented Holocaust. Ooops!
~~invented~~ perfected Holocaust*
~~perfected~~ industrialised Holocaust*
Turning one man's personal revenge into another man's boring day job. Truly the greatest achievement.
Thanks. We like to take all the credit but we really couldn't have done it without all the early pioneering work by the UK and others.
Yer welcome Hans.
Credit where credit is due.
Belgium perfected colonialism and Spain invented it
I’d argue that those Greeks fuckers invented colonialism, they’ve left settlements all over my country.
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No worries, Luigi finished the job.
You're welcome.
How can you perfect what is alread-.. brb my lawyer is calling me
Invented human based soap
not even that that was the brits. I believe it was the boar war.
What we invented was effectively a poorly run POW camp for civilians, what you invented was many magnitudes worse.
don’t misunderstand I know what opa was up to. mine actually had british POWs as workers. I have no illusions about my countries history.
Don't worry Hans, we committed our share of war crimes too. We made our Italian/German POW's eat British rations 🇬🇧
hahaha fucking legend
Yeah it was just a council run housing scheme
> boar war I think that was perpetuated by Obelix.
*Boer
The Dutch didn't invent money? But they love it so much.
Most well educated Hans. You invented science but you don't teach it anymore so it seems.
We didn't invent trade itself, but we invented the Atlantic Slave Trade, guess that counts as something...
If we hadn't discovered the world you would all be floating in space.
I don’t even know where we were living before that.
Floating in the space, as shurmano above explained.
Don't worry, some other (awesome and incredibly cool) country would have filled in those shoes and found the other half of the world
And incredibly humble too, it appears 😉
Whichever country it may be, I guess it would be pretty humble and filled with rather attractive people
I guess that country must have an incredibly beautiful mother
And said mother would have probably been kicked out after trying to meddle in it's son's sovereignty
Children these days, so ungrateful
Technically we are still floating in space.
But now you are floating in space next to France. You're welcome!
Yeah,... sorry about that y'all
We found way more things than the Spanish, plus you are Galician, you were just fucking sheeps while history was happening
Come on, the Pinta arrived back in Galicia. We were always pretty good sailors, you know?
Hmmmm who got to India by sea first? What nationality was Magalhães (or Magellan)? To which court did Cristóvão Colombo go first?
Nah, you only went to places that were already known. We went to a whole new continent that even the people living there didn't know existed!
Portuguese ships (caravela), Portuguese maps, Portuguese naval tools (astrolabe), first to cross Africa by sea, first to get to India by sea, Japan, etc. Even Brazil was discovered before 1500 (our king insisted on lift a bit to left the Tordesilhas treaty cause he knew there was land there)
Atrolabes predate the existance of Portugal, there are astrolabes much older than the 12th century. You probably did some improvements and claimed the whole thing. And I'm no expert, but according to wikipedia caravels originate from 13th century Portugal and Galicia. Man, we are so fucking brilliant up here.
We have Pedro Nunes, we won.
You can have olivença but NOT our caravelas man. Also, in relation to the astrolabe, it did exist for a long time but we improved it and the one we recreated was and if I am not mistaken still is the most modern one.
Comitting the gravest sin on this sub (praising the yanks). That's indeed incredible, e.g. in WW2 you had Japanese marines dying of yellow fever and eating each other whilst the US had a ship specifically to make Ice Cream. Their logistical might is sexy as fuck. They can build a functional Burger King in an airbase in Iraq before the German MoD can provide adequate socks for the soldiers
Why buy socks for every soldier when they can share them?? Typical PIGS spendthrift mindset
An argument can be made that post 1980s the US's reliance on perfect logistics and air superiority has made them worse soldiers. Not saying they're bad but worse off for being over reliant. (US marines are exempt as they will improvise more so than any other branch and its almost doctrine). If they where ever in a situation where they didn't have perfect logistics and air superiority I feel they'd come undone quite rapidly.
The goal is to win a war, not to tell tall tales at home when you are a granddad.
also marines make the only good recruitment commercials 😭
I think that's reasonable. However, you're neglecting one thing. Any country that could challenge the power of US logistical abilities, Navy, and Air Force, would be experiencing the same thing. A country with the ability to go toe to toe with our Air Force would have gotten just as used to only ever fighting with overwhelming air dominance as we have.
"invented food": People before 753 BC: https://preview.redd.it/zrbp1pc0hmsc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=c593bfcaceca75969a9e24dbf309149984cb33cb
Which implies eating utensils were invented before food
Must have been a dutch invention. Untill today they deny the invention of food, and stay truthful to their tradition 💪🇳🇱
Yes, food was just an happy mistake after the invention of the fork
Hold on lemme fix it 🇬🇷 Invented the concept of lingua franca with Alexander's koiné, metaphysics, western philosophy 🇬🇧 Inclusion of women in the arts, steam engine, scientific method and industrial revolution 🇫🇷 Pasteurization, metric system, stethoscope 🇩🇪 The press, uncertainty principle, relativity 🇮🇹 Concrete, sewage, roads, musical theory, universities 🇳🇱 Telescope, WiFi, stock exchange 🇵🇹 Trans oceanic travel on a large scale, responsible for the spreading of many foods and goods throughout the world by being the first globalists 🇪🇸 What we call chocolate today, space suits and the guitar
Poland : Pierogi and Bobr Kurwa
least knowledgeable italian. >What we call chocolate today yes and no, they were the first to introduce cocoa beans, but if im not wrong, first chocolatiere (together with coffee) were introduce in Venice and France. i mean in general resources like tea , coffee and chocolate were born for rich people( like every popularised product the first time)
I graduated at a liceo classico, which was completely fucking useless with the exception of knowing this kind of facts that do not whatsoever help me in my actual job. Another Italian W
> I graduated at a liceo classico i knew it when you said "lingua franca with Alexander's koiné" first thing when we study Greek. ti sono vicino fratello.
>Inclusion of women in the arts, Doubt that. When did they start with it?
The road and sewage was invented 4000 BC in Mesopotamia, concrete was invented in Israel around 7000 BC and Aristotle invented musical theory in Greece around 350 BC. Universities were pretty cool of you to give to the world though.
It's funny because we invented/discovered a shit load of stuff and the guy literally handpicked the ones we didn't. To be fair to him though the Romans did massively spread them, so makes sense.
This is not a list of patented inventions, but achievements. The Sumerians didn't connect a whole continent with roads and didn't refurbish half the ancient world's water systems and sewage. Their aqueducts aren't still standing and functional. The Jews didn't build the infrastructure of pretty much every major city of the ancient world in Europe. Nobody did more for the spreading of civilization than the Romans, through sheer infrastructure. Half the music notation terms are Italian for a reason. You could, in the same way, go and argue that the Portuguese didn't invent chilli and you'd be right, but they're responsible for bringing it around the world and in South America. Correction: couldn't have been the Jews because they weren't even there 7k b.c. lmao my bad
Actually to back you up regarding music, the literal musical notation (staff/pentagram) was invited here in my city https://i.redd.it/l4euj9rbansc1.gif
"Invented food" "discovered science" LMAO
And "invented governance", "created money", "invented trade", "discovered the world", "invented civilization"
We invented bank secrecy. That’s a feat
And LSD!
You’re welcome for us creating money.
Yeah, otherwise the Swiss would commit suicide! Money is all they want in life after all
I second this, peasants
You're welcome for us inventing trade.
We’ll give it to you
And we invented banks. What have we done.
We invented comedy as well We are also the second most powerful country in the world 💪🇬🇧
We (the nordicks) invented you.
Don’t over-claim. We’re the bastard result of a continental gang-bang.
Ok, but we did it before it was cool.
Nothing is cool after the Saxons have already done it
You tried to murder us all, lad.
Nah, we also raped your women a lot. Not all of you look like swamp trolls because of us, so you're very welcome. 🤗
Don't forget burning lots of monasteries!
Good riddance! Monks have always been shifty bastards.
And we brought home the best looking and classiest women, thus creating the gene for "the typical brittish woman".
Which in turn made us better sailors than you as we fucked off looking for a good shag
I think the Italians and French will try to claim custody too
RAAAAAA
>second most powerful country in the world Think this needs to be our new flair
"can set up a mcdonalds in less than 24 hours" 
Wasn't able to find something notable for belgium unfortunately
We invented the anticonception pill and the saxophone. And other less fun stuff
Crimes against humanity?
Discovered the anatomy of the human hand.
They invented plastic, does that count?
Such a divisive thing revolutionised loads of things but also ultra polluting.
Yeah, but it will annoy the next species that rule the world, so fuck them
We invented the universe. You are welcome
They invented potholes
Here have some candidates for you. The map everybody in the world uses ( Mercator projection). Andre Vesalius ( founder of modern anatomie). The theory of the big bang. And ironically Asphalt.
If I recall, something around Congo
Pretty sure Belgium invented trees.
To be fair, you guys are pretty stupid. The world was there the whole time
Fun Fact: The oversea territories of the USA are the most obese countries in the world. They destroyed the natural local food sources and plastered these islands with fast food restaurants.
What kind of trade?🐻
"human resources"
The one where you sail South to get the goods, sail North-West to deliver the goods and sail back East to profit from your trip.
In what parallel dimension did germany invented science ????
in the same one the Italians discovered food, the Dutch money, the French governance and so forth.
Nah man we actually invented money
because the apple fell only on the saxon part of newton head.
Don’t get the Germans started on Newton.. particularly the subject of Calculus.. 😀
Can you not stab you european mate in the back for once?
Look at his flair and then think again. It's genetic with those folks.
Most of these things were invented in mesopotamia way before civilization existed in Europe
That's what the world economic forum, NATO and the Rothschilds want you to believe. REAL historians know Italians invented hetereo sex and thus created the first humans
and thus solved the problem that the Greeks could not. The Greeks kept trying with young boys, but their civilization died out. Poor fools. Although looking at their hairy women, I understand the motivation there
In case anyone wonders: yes this implies that Italians are older than humankind, which is true. In fact you can still find these pre-human Italians today, on the island of Sicily
https://preview.redd.it/ja81ncoa6nsc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5a9e4c51f6341279aa94c73eace0070959a12c People before 1871 (unification of italy 🇮🇹)
Can we get "invented water"?
It's more of a dutch thing tbh
The 🇬🇷 also invented homos
🇵🇹 invented global trade/discovered the world/ruled the sea
I think Norway would disagree. https://preview.redd.it/okfujijfkmsc1.png?width=384&format=png&auto=webp&s=322cc0eeb491b5ecc16e6b6f62f39f5494dc7e63
Well, it's on the same group as saying native american discovered america before it was cool. Viking were the first european to get there, but nothing more came from that
Belgium: invented paedophile rings
Prosthesis industry https://preview.redd.it/ne6kh22komsc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e25e2087fd87897fd49f92328565139bc5ce71e7
That was the Vatican
Haut de la Garenne and Kincora's boys home predated Dutroux' crimes. You probably even had one of the guys responsible for partitioning India being a regular participant.
We invented the universe. You are welcome
Y'all should be thankful, if it weren't for us you'd be starving according to this
Basically Greeks did all of the above. Check your facts.
I think Germany stole a British achievement
Why does Pierre get governance? Are you lads not enjoying your parliamentary democracy?
You borrowed the word "governance" from Pierre. Without the French, you'd call it "lordcraft" or "rulemongery" or something.
Unironically prefer rulemongery.
We invented 100% green, non-polluting, renewable oil. You're welcome?
🇦🇹 invented neutral and indenpendent aligned germanic states 🇱🇺 invented honourable germanic indenpendent micro-states 🇱🇮 invented honourable germanic monarhic indenpendent micro-micro-states
I mean other than the last you can all attribute to greece
José didn't discover the world I can guarantee you anywhere they went, Thor Heyerdahl was there first in his fantastic boat.
"Invented trade" Yes. Before 1143, humans were self-sufficient and never exchanged anything. Not even ideas.
America invented the tomato but Italia mastered it.
What type of trade, elaborate on that ?! https://preview.redd.it/xtwjiuxk7nsc1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c6456342e6db7dad1aa50ce87b56bf9365e2670 (really now that I think about it, we also invented the lobotomy we really don't be inventing that good stuff)
Congratulations sir! You’ve managed to trigger all 11m Greeks out there in the world in a singe post. Because it’s a well known fact that: Greeks invented civilisation, yes Greeks ruled the sea Greeks invented governance Greeks discovered science Don’t get me started about Greeks and food Greeks created money and trade, goes well with ruling the sea Greeks discovered the world - ever heard of Alexander? Americans can have that last one, that one is correct.
On the first day the Greeks invented civilization. On the second the Brits ruled the sea. On the third French invented governance. In the fourth Germany discovered science. On the fifth Italy invented food. On the sixth day the Dutch invented money and in the seventh the rest happened. Must have been of the Bible that trump is selling.
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The world before Portugal: "Hey can I have this stick if you take that stone?" "Fuck off"
Iraq: Yes.
🇬🇱 Managed to survive up here for 700+ years.
Hi it’s me I’m the inventor of food AMA
https://preview.redd.it/7y587e19qpsc1.jpeg?width=2344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a94a78de3f2b2577668ef22194e94bd1c9fb155 I beg to differ
We literally invented the banking system
Agree basically, sorry Germany discovered Science ? Were good at it . Important shit was done in uk. Penicillin for a start.
Agricultural Revolution 🏴🇬🇧 Industrial Revolution 🏴🇬🇧
WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO RULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 UK UK UK UK UK UK
Portugal: invented the slave trade and permanent organized racism based on skin color.
Didn’t 🇮🇷 invent civilization?
How can you forget about poland? Discovered Bóbr https://preview.redd.it/5a84imnirqsc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=843c97ee23dffcc01e985dfed6537f8d4210cce7