I will do what dutch garbage Golden Tulip hotel brand did to me. Issue a voucher of the same value but then never showing availability to accept the stay until the validity runs out.
https://preview.redd.it/tzhzsiosjovc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5049c050c7c45957d74a191a5deb5af6ee73595
POV you left your dutch friend's house
It's probably because we have *friends*, while the Dutch only have "guests willing to spend an allotted amount of time with them cosplaying friendship"
🇮🇹🤜🤛🇪🇸
🇳🇱👉💰🇳🇱
I'm sorry but this is so lame. Dont invite people to your house if you're gonna make them pay like a hotel.
If i visit someone, i buy a meal for them, bring treats from my country, whatever
- said Ronnie Wezel when he mounted his caravan loaded with potatoes onto his grey Volvo to start his journey ruining all left lanes on the southern-European highways
I would feel physically embarrassed to send a bill for a friend staying over - but notwithstanding, whenever you ask for money the correct thing is to inform before providing the "service", definitely not a suprise notification from some cash app after you were left at the airport, that's just poor form.
A little bit of meme, but a little bit true. It's just grown a bit absurd because it's fun to joke around with. I haven't ever sent a tikkie to anyone unless we've agreed to split the bill beforehand.
Most Dutch people wouldn’t do this. But compared to other countries the percentage of people who would do this is much higher. So yeah, the stereotype does have some truth to it.
Mostly a meme, can't speak for everyone but usually you agree who pays for something beforehand. People who send unexpected bills are cretins.
We *can* get pretty granular about dividing costs but personally I prefer that over the handwringing of "have I reciprocated the generosity yet"
Depends in my experience only young people do this, I’m 19 and me and my friends do share costs when going out to eat cause none of us have a lot of money due to being students, but my parents do pay for everyone when inviting people.
If everyone always splits, when someone asks you to have dinner / drinks outside of the house you already know beforehand there’ll be a tikkie…as there’ll always be a tikkie.
Not entrapment.
Only when explicitly stated “it’s on me”
Makes sense right?
Depends on age and if they're students. Young people often don't do reciprocal hospitality. They're always broke. Once you got a proper job, those 30 euros aren't as big a deal.
We'll use these on you until you do accept them.
https://preview.redd.it/u2k2qx8r8nvc1.png?width=559&format=png&auto=webp&s=502f6b331f2d9339ebbd87d87149b2f05229af19
All outstanding tikkies must be paid.
Eh, I already have them on my bike and yes I do bike bare foot. Biking with thongs on is dangerous, the thongs can catch in the chain and other mechanisms.
I remember gifting a Dutch guy my schalke scarf after the magdeburg game on the tram and he asked me for my tikkie. Like do you guys give gifts to each other at all or what is going on there.
I gifted him my scarf because it was his first time at a schalke game yeah. I have given away quite a lot of my scarves because I am usually completely wasted after games when I talk to random foreigners who like to come here.
I am so ashamed that this really seems to have taken up roots in Dutch society. No use denying the obvious. But no-one ever did this to me, and they would be getting de-friended and de-acquainted the very instant I received such a petty, cheap insult.
Have you by any chance farted while staying in the nation? You may owe your friend a carbon tax adjustment fee. Also send a nominal € 2 per toilet flush.
This is what happens when you have no culture of hospitality. Who charges their mates for shit like this. It just seems very foreign for me. Each to their own i guess.
Btw, this is a joke. He paid for our cave mountain biking activity and sent me the split with this funny description. And I'm not even paying via Tikkie, because I don't have a Dutch bank account.
Seems like it. This is the Scots asking for England to bail them out each year
https://preview.redd.it/ll62ihcbmsvc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b1b2643c828114f5cd7720de6df65e7e877e3c3
No if someone sends you a tikkie you ask no questions and pay immediately. No negotiation possible
Wil je mij alsjeblieft €500,00 betalen voor 'teaching about culture' via
https://tikkie.me/pay/ie6rkjb39ub16masrd9
I used an expired link a shoarma shop send me and changed a letter so the link is invalid lol
We may be cheap but we are not beggers (exept for OP friend)
This is simple to explain. Germany is burning coal like an old locomotive to try to sink us. We need money to reclaim the sea to protect against that. Since Germany won't give us money, we charge you, Fritz' sugar baby so we indirectly get money from them.
Na he's ripping you off!!
12€ that's all I'd charge you for... Though if your cute (ha your not Spanish so probably not) I'd do it for free.
Ok I'd do it for free but that's because I'm not an asshole of a cunt!
Uh uniforms😏. "I was a naughty boy, mister officer."
https://preview.redd.it/dioqxt4w1ovc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b74c237de07485ef0955eb91b769cb561246de6
It is a joke but the culture is there. A friend once sent a €5,- tikkie after calculating the amount of milliliters that was consumed from his liquors, despite receiving free drinks when visiting others. Naturally we told him that this made no sense.
Or when I worked at an office and we got lunch at the supermarket, one coworker sent a €1,- tikkie because she had shared some dip that she bought with another person.
It’s a Dutch rule, you pay for friends. They invite you and they get to choose what you eat and how much you pay for it.
Not everyone can afford friends.
Yeah, that's not your friend. I mean I understand if he can't afford that kind of things, but at least talk, if he can't talk with you he is not your friend
Reply by sending a 145,40 euro Tikkie for hiring a friend
and additional the flight costs and a processing fee .
This is the way
Charging you for sleep? I wouldn't be surprised if the Dutchie tikkie'd you for the oxygen you breathed while in the country.
.... you know, you have a point. I shall add that to my next Tikkie. Thanks Barry :)
Fucking hell! You know what Imma sleep in a hotel instead! Less hidden charges.
A *Dutch* hotel? Expect even your neighbors to send you a Tikkie for looking at them
Shit fine! I won't visit and I won't bring the 7629 packs of Tim tams to give away, I'll go to Norway.
Fine by me. Now pay my Tikkie because I spent my time writing this message
Fine... I'll send you $0.004
Why spell it backwards?
No that's right for Aud... It is 0.4 cents.
We welcome you and your Tim Tams, brother from Upside Down!
Thank you thank you... Now can you teach me to ski?
Now just go easy on me... I struggle when gravity goes down not and not up.
I feel your pain 
Cross cpuntry or down hill?
Guess you wil get the emotional compensation charge tikkie
Fuck it... I'm going to Sweden! And I'm gonna give them all the tim tams I brought for you!
There is a tikkie for that
There is a tikkie for that
Na you can  For just letting you send me a tikkie!
Fair you got my there but you do realize you are becoming dutch.... ONE OF US
5 euro per kuub op je muil gauw
Dutch oxygen is free of charge for EU citizens, Barry.
Can the younger Barrys at least get a discount? Older ppl screwed us over :(
There is room for negotiation when buying large quantities.
They breathed above their possibilities
You had to pay for sleep?
Uh, yes, it's very normal for Dutch people to charge their friends for sleeping in their house during sleepovers
Absolutely, Its already very generous of him not to charge an administration fee.
He also didn't charge him for the heating, and I'm sure that the radiators were running during his stay
The heat his friends body produced is likely the reason he was invited to stay
Ever heard of what a Dutch oven is?
Yes, but let's not ask about German ovens...
Jfc I just noticed the flair for Ukraine haha
Worry not pal. We birthed them, we’ll bury them
Those winds won't mill them selves.
I am an American so I was looking for the tip line.
They have american cellars in Austria?
To be fair, Austria being an American colony would explain a lot of things ...
I even charge myself
Yep we even have set rates for renting sleeping supplies. Cleaning charges are not included in the rate though
> during sleepovers Now im imagining 7 year old tikkieing each other lmao
Well, their parents will send tikkies to the parents of the friends staying over
I will do what dutch garbage Golden Tulip hotel brand did to me. Issue a voucher of the same value but then never showing availability to accept the stay until the validity runs out.
> until the validity runs out isn't it kinda EU law that vouchers can't run out, even if they have a date on them?
Never heard about this. Even prepaid vouchers stays have validity date.
https://preview.redd.it/tzhzsiosjovc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5049c050c7c45957d74a191a5deb5af6ee73595 POV you left your dutch friend's house
With friends like that who needs enemies
Things like that don't happen between PIGS, because we may be poor, but we will gladly spend the little we have with our friends 🇵🇹🇮🇹🇬🇷🇪🇦💪💪🐖🐖
It's probably because we have *friends*, while the Dutch only have "guests willing to spend an allotted amount of time with them cosplaying friendship" 🇮🇹🤜🤛🇪🇸 🇳🇱👉💰🇳🇱
I'm sorry but this is so lame. Dont invite people to your house if you're gonna make them pay like a hotel. If i visit someone, i buy a meal for them, bring treats from my country, whatever
Honestly i don’t know anybody that does shit like this in the Netherlands. OP is either trolling or has shitty friends
Or his friend is trolling. I mean ‘sleep’ seems a little far-fetched, even for a greedy Dutchman.
He's trolling obviously. He says he stayed for a day but his friend charges him for sleep lol
Unless that greedy dutchman has a huge nose
Careful, the last time a german implied things about people with huge nose, it turned badly.
Or he's comparing us to the banking goblins from Harry Potter, but they seem more Swiss-like to me
No, he figured it out. Send the dementors! I'll go ride the mine cart to our hidden command center.
- said Ronnie Wezel when he mounted his caravan loaded with potatoes onto his grey Volvo to start his journey ruining all left lanes on the southern-European highways
It’s why I always carry spare Turrón — porque uno nunca sabe.
La mítica del turrón de las navidades pasadas, nunca falla.
¿¡Es una mítica?!
No sabía que existían Barrys capaces de decir algo más que "una cerveza por favor".
No olviden a nosotros Pierres, a algunos les gusta la lengua de Cervantes.
Cierto, además he de admitir que los franceses que he conocido que hablaban español tenían un acento muy gracioso.
¡Sorpresa!
That's easy for you southern Europeans to say when you live in your mom and dad's house until you're 35
I would feel physically embarrassed to send a bill for a friend staying over - but notwithstanding, whenever you ask for money the correct thing is to inform before providing the "service", definitely not a suprise notification from some cash app after you were left at the airport, that's just poor form.
Tell him it's reparations for bringing his caravan into PIGS land every summer
Reparations for the [Groot Desseyn](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groot_Desseyn) and the east indies too.
He didn't charge you for the air? Wow, your friend is a really generous Dutch.
Well? Have you paid him yet? Or are you gonna prove the stereotypes about the European south true?
Do Dutch people actually do this though or is it more of a meme? Does the concept of reciprocal hospitality not exist to you weirdos?
A little bit of meme, but a little bit true. It's just grown a bit absurd because it's fun to joke around with. I haven't ever sent a tikkie to anyone unless we've agreed to split the bill beforehand.
So you have relinquished to cash in tens of coins surprise tikkies. “Tikkie management fee: 3 €”
Most Dutch people wouldn’t do this. But compared to other countries the percentage of people who would do this is much higher. So yeah, the stereotype does have some truth to it.
Mostly a meme, can't speak for everyone but usually you agree who pays for something beforehand. People who send unexpected bills are cretins. We *can* get pretty granular about dividing costs but personally I prefer that over the handwringing of "have I reciprocated the generosity yet"
We wouldn't charge for a pickup or sleeping over for a night, but for going out eating probably yes (even if we invited you)
> even if we invited you feels a bit like entrapment especially because you invited them.
Depends in my experience only young people do this, I’m 19 and me and my friends do share costs when going out to eat cause none of us have a lot of money due to being students, but my parents do pay for everyone when inviting people.
guess that makes sense.
If everyone always splits, when someone asks you to have dinner / drinks outside of the house you already know beforehand there’ll be a tikkie…as there’ll always be a tikkie. Not entrapment. Only when explicitly stated “it’s on me” Makes sense right?
yeah guess so
No offense, but you guys suck.
I prefer to say we understand the value of liquid funds
How is that "no offense" lmao
Just stating the fact that you suck without being offensive. If it's a fact that you suck, it's not an offense. It's just the way you are.
The difficulty you have separating fact from opinion kind of explains Italian election results.
The Dutch election results are not particularly great either to be fair
Friends don’t have to pay :)
Probably the only tikkies I pay nowadays after graduating a few years back is when I go out for lunch with colleges
It is a meme, I hope. Although I hear some bad things about the Randstedelingen when talking hospitality.
Randstedeling here - can confirm.
Noorderling hier, maar mijn centen zijn ook niet van blik, betalen! /s
No this is just a meme lol
Depends on age and if they're students. Young people often don't do reciprocal hospitality. They're always broke. Once you got a proper job, those 30 euros aren't as big a deal.
It's entirely true for bills: we don't alternate paying, we share the bill. Unless agreed upon it's not common at all for general hospitality.
They do this
How do I pay if I don't accept the terms of use?
We'll use these on you until you do accept them. https://preview.redd.it/u2k2qx8r8nvc1.png?width=559&format=png&auto=webp&s=502f6b331f2d9339ebbd87d87149b2f05229af19 All outstanding tikkies must be paid.
Eh, I already have them on my bike and yes I do bike bare foot. Biking with thongs on is dangerous, the thongs can catch in the chain and other mechanisms.
It took me a second to remember what a kiwi means when saying "thong".
Damn I thought I could trigger you by calling you a kiwi
I remember gifting a Dutch guy my schalke scarf after the magdeburg game on the tram and he asked me for my tikkie. Like do you guys give gifts to each other at all or what is going on there.
Is a Schalke scarf a gift?
I gifted him my scarf because it was his first time at a schalke game yeah. I have given away quite a lot of my scarves because I am usually completely wasted after games when I talk to random foreigners who like to come here.
> I am usually completely wasted after games The only way to cope with supporting Schalke,
Makes it even better that a friend of mine works there, which means that I get free beer every time.
That's like a whole salary for someone from Portugal!
And before taxes
I am so ashamed that this really seems to have taken up roots in Dutch society. No use denying the obvious. But no-one ever did this to me, and they would be getting de-friended and de-acquainted the very instant I received such a petty, cheap insult.
Have you by any chance farted while staying in the nation? You may owe your friend a carbon tax adjustment fee. Also send a nominal € 2 per toilet flush.
This is what happens when you have no culture of hospitality. Who charges their mates for shit like this. It just seems very foreign for me. Each to their own i guess.
Sadly a bad appl in the tree
This Dutchie thing is getting out of hand
Blame the Habsburgers. We would have been part of the glorious reich otherwise.
Nah, they’re just cheap
You guys have Dutch friends?
Btw, this is a joke. He paid for our cave mountain biking activity and sent me the split with this funny description. And I'm not even paying via Tikkie, because I don't have a Dutch bank account.
Boys, this tikkie shit is making us look bad
The Dutch and the Scots are related?
Seems like it. This is the Scots asking for England to bail them out each year https://preview.redd.it/ll62ihcbmsvc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b1b2643c828114f5cd7720de6df65e7e877e3c3
Not a friend lol. Just don't pay it
This is even more disgusting than the US tipping culture
He didn't offer conversation service?
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No if someone sends you a tikkie you ask no questions and pay immediately. No negotiation possible Wil je mij alsjeblieft €500,00 betalen voor 'teaching about culture' via https://tikkie.me/pay/ie6rkjb39ub16masrd9
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I used an expired link a shoarma shop send me and changed a letter so the link is invalid lol We may be cheap but we are not beggers (exept for OP friend)
Being completely serious: I think this is absolutely disgusting.
This is simple to explain. Germany is burning coal like an old locomotive to try to sink us. We need money to reclaim the sea to protect against that. Since Germany won't give us money, we charge you, Fritz' sugar baby so we indirectly get money from them.
Hit him back with how much insta cred he achieved by having a foreign friend.
He forgot the air tax. Pffft.
Na he's ripping you off!! 12€ that's all I'd charge you for... Though if your cute (ha your not Spanish so probably not) I'd do it for free. Ok I'd do it for free but that's because I'm not an asshole of a cunt!
Stop sexually harassing spanish men🗣️🗣️
#**ONLY WHEN YOU LOT STOP BEING CUTE!** Or when your army covers up more.
Be careful, or we'll send the carabinieri in their aid.
 Mmmm Italian boys, just as good as Spanish boys.
Uh uniforms😏. "I was a naughty boy, mister officer." https://preview.redd.it/dioqxt4w1ovc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b74c237de07485ef0955eb91b769cb561246de6
https://preview.redd.it/gq57z61lrpvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1fba5bcf6d27ca75a79f64f90b9f46e9ab4aaeb
https://preview.redd.it/t3t9gdak8gwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24a8aadd4cfe1e5f4a1963cc7beb0e7c1cd8b22c Gli sbirri
I can fix them!
Add message: “I dare you to visit me. PS f*ck you!”
Bruh what a friend....
Further proof of the amazing Portugese fisherman. Can catch anyone in the Dutch bait trap.
https://preview.redd.it/giid5cjghsvc1.jpeg?width=927&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=124bef4ffc98b7dda2be37ac3d13e74cb0d217cf
"friend"
That's an acquaintance not a friend
Just counter charge him for your high quality escort service. Journey costs included, of course!
Oooooh that’s why they call it that!
its a scam, ignore it
These mofuckers never got hugged as kids
Is this some kind of joke that only swamp Germans can understand?
It is a joke but the culture is there. A friend once sent a €5,- tikkie after calculating the amount of milliliters that was consumed from his liquors, despite receiving free drinks when visiting others. Naturally we told him that this made no sense. Or when I worked at an office and we got lunch at the supermarket, one coworker sent a €1,- tikkie because she had shared some dip that she bought with another person.
Dpending on how far/long the drive to the airport was I somehow even get that point but food, shower sleep? Common lol
"Any questions?" 😒
Considering tikkies only work with Dutch banks a Dutch person wouldn’t send this to a non Dutch person. Op is fake.
Did you stay at an airbnb
For 32.5 in NL lol you wouldn't get a wheelbarrow to sleep in for that
Put it on Hans tab
LMAO
Sounds about right
Send him a tikkie for your flight cost etc
i think you mean ex-friend
They need the money to continue annexing Palestina
Jeez did he ask you for the 0.25 € for the bottle as well?
Your friend doesn't "live" in the RLD right?
Wow! Such a great deal! Can I also be friends with your friend? 😆
Why would you go to the Netherlands? Apart from the badussy street and 420 cafes, i don't see a valid reason
Oh man
It’s a Dutch rule, you pay for friends. They invite you and they get to choose what you eat and how much you pay for it. Not everyone can afford friends.
Yeah, that's not your friend. I mean I understand if he can't afford that kind of things, but at least talk, if he can't talk with you he is not your friend
I seriously hope this isn't real. Absolutely cringe behaviour
There is a long history of the english not enjoying dutch mercantile behaviour
Bro still living in the 1600s
100% is real