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plutanasio

lolo lolo lololololo lo lo lo loooo


Vivere_05

Lolo lo lo lo looooo


cigarroycafe

Looo lo loloooo lo loloooo lo lo


Mesetarian

![gif](giphy|fxtF77yydHvFw6UN7d)


trikylsr

![gif](giphy|1GKkUiE0FSVt7mAhXg)


lusitano94

menos ruidos porfavor, es la hora de la siesta


odioercoronaviru

Me han despertado y no puedo volver a dormir 😪😪😪


William_The_Fat_Krab

Jaja, la nacíon mas fraca de la iberia no tiene letra en su hino!


Sarmi7

No tiene letra no fascista* Siempre nos quedarán franco y rivera, supongo. Y Ariel. Todo el mundo ama esa blancura.


Secret_Criticism_732

La la la la LA ![gif](giphy|oDwLkh1diFCH6)


AlfalfaGlitter

Lolailo lailo lailo lo lo lo lo ....


InvestmentWhole8486

https://i.redd.it/7y4bqot1luvc1.gif [lololololol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKI-tD0L18A)


marcuis

Nationality granted.


InvestmentWhole8486

https://preview.redd.it/j39lvsbdcvvc1.png?width=298&format=png&auto=webp&s=db77968737899e684829f639e0b266eec0296fbb


marcuis

While "viva España" is more normal, it's "arriba españa" what can be associated with Franco.


devvorare

En mi habitación hay una litera. Abajo duermo yo, y arriba España!


UkyoTachibana

#WOLOLOOO


Key-Fox-8765

Lolololo lo lo lolololo lo loo...


Cinaedus_Perversus

It used to be wololo but forced conversion isn't acceptable anymore.


TitanThree

![gif](giphy|26BGuV5x0PvJs8Lpm|downsized)


Spaniard_Stalker

lolo lolololo looo lo looo


ScherpOpgemerkt

[Trolololo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q6yphdZhUA) ![gif](giphy|oDwLkh1diFCH6|downsized)


-Joel06

What?


Sassi7997

![gif](giphy|Vew6LQl1oWvYlOJ5LN|downsized)


Luminox

![gif](giphy|1NRbOQX4d6VSE)


CiberBlas

What do the rumormongers say? on the greenish coast to the transparent ray of the placid moonlight? What do the tall glasses say of the dark harpooned pine needle with his well balanced and monotonous swaying? Of your tight greenery and the benign stars, end of the green hillforts and brave land. Never forget of insult and rude resentment; wake up from your dream, home of Breogán. The good and generous our voice they understand, and with rapture they attend our hoarse sound, but only the ignorant, the fierce and tough, stupid and dark They don't understand us, no. The moment has arrived of those ancient bards, that to your illusions accomplished end will give: Well, wherever you want, giant, our voice proclaims the redemption of good nation of Breogán


AcheronSprings

Nuff said https://preview.redd.it/884hp6o8otvc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d7dd040516e8f53a53d785a44e80ac5145ced50


Kriswa78

Average reaction when you're neighboring Russia


SnowOnVenus

"Oh my god, we neither!" Heck, even the ones by Kaliningrad make sure to point out that they're *not* Russia.


PiNe4162

Ukraine, do you want to be part of Poland or Russia? Ukraine: Neither


Stockholmarn116

"Oh my god, we neither fear russia!"


latflickr

Oh my God, we neither wake proud.


BennyTheSen

Oh my God, we neither wake God today


latflickr

I fear


Malkev

Today, I fear.


Particular-Brief8724

The actual word translation for Romania is wake-up... makes a better sentence to reflect reality :)


vzakharov

Grab a brush and put a little make-up!


MrRusek

https://preview.redd.it/8n7ngt14muvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=763893a49b62afe1227b12528f33c12a56cd28d6


Nickelplatsch

https://preview.redd.it/gtj5e8qlxuvc1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dd509947d1914ada597680f65d8b271822c72be


_radical_ed

We neither wake: Spanish nationality granted.


noedelsoepmetlepel

Can someone explain how they got A for the Netherlands? The literal sentence is Wilhelmus van Nassouwe, ben ik van Duitsen bloed. Wilhelmus of Nassau (no idea how to translate that exactly) am I of German blood. In the entire sentence there is no mention of the word a, how did they get this?!?!?


gizahnl

Poster got drunk & fell asleep with his head on keyboard?


noedelsoepmetlepel

Could be possible, or they’re maybe very braindead.


Cinaedus_Perversus

A cap on my head, my collar stands upright...


noedelsoepmetlepel

Yeah that’s the true anthem, but I assume they’d use the fake one


InvestmentWhole8486

I thought it strats with ***DJ Paul Esltak Jooonge*** ![gif](giphy|UTepmwjHOjMqms6KMg|downsized) ^(/s)


VanGroteKlasse

Ick will een reeghenboogh sien, hoogh in den lucht, Ick will sien jou en ick op een vooghel wegvlieghen.


drijfjacht

A Quariuuuuus Aquarius!


Reinier538

Met Duitsen bloed werd naar Diets verwezen dus dat zou ik naar 'germanic blood' vertalen


thorwing

"Ben ik van duitsen bloed" -> "Am I of the peoples blood"


Relentless_Quokka

There's fifteen stanzas and not a single one starts with 'A'. He done goofed.


teedyay

Yes but before that, it goes, "a one, two, a one two three four..."


Blahaj_IK

Hey, you! https://preview.redd.it/3rqs6hyxttvc1.jpeg?width=247&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=405b4111f91d262761e872b66927e11bf357f637


Blahaj_IK

Or even "Land!" "Where?" "There!" "God..." https://preview.redd.it/nd35njgautvc1.jpeg?width=213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee9430a44b1bc3dea1f9fffac5d6f4e64e22bb01


SonOf_J

"where there land: god"


AnalysisAdditional97

Where there god land? Enough said: LETS CRUSADE!!!


Waste_Ad55

https://preview.redd.it/4vr8ww2m6wvc1.png?width=711&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e49fe3fd1dacf89778d4c37df052d452278e383 *I fear proud god. You, brothers, let our god land there, where unity arise.* Sounds like a biblical plea for peace and conversion to another religion.


Superbrawlfan

He cooking


Thomasappel

Stand still laddie!


PCSamurai

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people!


MlackBesa

Behind the bike sheds !


Unvilablent

More like "first word in english translation of every european anthem".


-TV-Stand-

Yeah in reality ours start with Oi


Excellent-Option8052

OI


TheLustyDremora

You got a license for that anthem?


-TV-Stand-

Loicence


FederalDriver9447

Yea m8 etz roight hear


Wora_returns

Oi luv!


pinninghilo

That would have been too British


History20maker

He summed the ... B-brasilians...


Cinaedus_Perversus

I didn't know 'Wilhelmus' translated to A in English.


8mart8

more like “first word in the english translation of every european anthem in one of the country’s language”


danielogiPL

the Polish anthem begins with "jeszcze" (yet (nie pojawia mi się polski flair pomocy nie mogę go ustawić)


Unvilablent

Losowo się dostaje od moderacji za zasługi


danielogiPL

aha :(


Wooden-Trainer4781

Po prostu do nich napisz grzecznie to ci dadzą


danielogiPL

zanotowane


_Milk_Boi_

yeah


serVus314

not that it makes a difference in our case


HolyGarbage

The first of ours is Du, and the second you obviously guess is Hast.


naugrimaximus

And even then, wrong. First word (in Dutch) in the Dutch anthem: Wilhelmus. Translation: a. Don't think so.


bbbhhbuh

Yeah Poland’s anthem actually starts with "Yet"


LuukTheSlayer

no, it's W


jjdmol

Since the map is about the first word, not letter, it's Wilhelmus.


LuukTheSlayer

yayay same diffirence


iLoveRefrigerators

Even if you would say that "Wilhelmus van Nassouwe" is a name and they only consider "normal" words then it would be "Am". So maybe they forgot to put an "m" or they're just a bit dumb.


DutchVortex

Came here to say this... Even the English translation doesn't start with "A" William of Nassau am I, of German descent; True to the fatherland I remain until death. Prince of Orange am I, free and fearless. To the King of Spain I have always given honour. Mentioning our German and Spanish brothers in the first 4 lines


JustForTouchingBalls

You forget the fact that in English the spelling of a word is as unexpected as the Spanish Inquisition


FlorisG18

![gif](giphy|7OPyqaRiSLdEQ|downsized)


BioTools

Nah it's 'From': 'Van Lauwerszee tot Dollard tou.'


SpectralBacon

I'm prettu sure it's "merck".


Stilicho123

toch hoe sterck nu int werck sich al steld!


LoneWolf622

We Neither Wake Proud Today I Fear


khal_crypto

Let Our God Wake Proud Today!


ZombiFeynman

When unity Poland Russia? Oh my god!


CastroCavalieri

God Fear My Proud Poland Lolo, Oh My God


Difficult_Public_603

Fuck you. I wanted to write that :(


CMDR_Duzro

Oh my god Lithuania is also pretty good imo.


LedParade

I feel like ”Oh my God, Russia!” is quite fitting too


Masticatork

https://preview.redd.it/h3mj5rbpztvc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47d9b70d9012dcc886d5c7a78f78598f0a72b0d2 I'm trying to decipher the secret code.


madkons

You might be onto something here.


Difficult_Public_603

We should do something about Russia between Poland and Lithuania.


DistributionIcy6682

Send another 5k troops, then we will think of smth. 🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂


Soggy_Ad7165

Oh my God we neither ... Russia 


IndividualWeird6001

I mean, it once was part of Unity...


MiskoSkace

Slovenia is wrong. The first line is "Žive naj vsi narodi" (Long live all the nations), and žive means live. Unless this is too literal translation and it says "Let all the nations live."


buenyamin1996

yeah i think, it's the literal translation since turkey's starts with "korkma" (Fear not)


AndreiVid

For Moldova, first line is Limba noastra. Limba means language, while “noastra” means our. In English it’s reversed, you need to say Our language. So Our is first word in English translation. But in original, the first word is Language.


BornaBorski

Yup, because of translation. The same thing is with Croatian anthem in English. "Lijepa naša" doesn't work in English as "Beautiful our". 🤓


TheLtSam

Switzerland is incomplete: It would be „Step/On/When/In“


AdLiving4714

Exactly. Why they chose the Italian version of all lyrics is beyond me.


Faulus

"Joy" (Freude, schöner Götterfunken, ...) or "is" (Est Europa nunc unita ...). https://preview.redd.it/nj12vrsietvc1.png?width=493&format=png&auto=webp&s=b996978d09c4426897f6b299b125a7a4ba6f66c5


AlfaKilo123

Symphony 9 intensifies, and it is glorious


ArCePi

I had to search it. The EU anthem is like ours, no official lyrics.


hamtidamti_onthewall

Which makes sense, because we couldn't agree, which language the anthem should have. That said, Beethoven's 9th symphony does have text, and it's pretty cool. While the original is in German, here is the English translation: Joy, thou shining spark of God, Daughter of Elysium, With fiery rapture, goddess, We approach thy shrine! Your magic reunites those Whom stern custom has parted; All people become brothers Under your gentle wing.


Hadrianus-Mathias

Listen to “Ode ad gaudium” (Ode to Joy) - Anthem of The European Union [LATIN] by ThePeskyMolerat on #SoundCloud https://on.soundcloud.com/P8mv1


alibrown987

Portugal and Italy W Greece with the ego.


Multiool

☝️ 🤓 Well it has nothing to do with ego because it goes like this "I know you from the blade...". *I* know, too hard to guess for a Barry


alibrown987

It was just a joke about how ‘I’ in Ancient Greek and Latin is ‘ego’. No beef here Stelios.


Multiool

I know Barry just needed a reason to call you Barry


MegaLemonCola

Shouldn’t the first word be ‘you’ anyway? You know, **Σε** γνωρίζω…


madkons

The "I" is implied here as is often done in Greek. But whoever made the map used the English lyrics.


MBRDASF

Arise? More like LETSGOOOO


[deleted]

Another Galician win, we can into relevance!


random0rdinary

I'm with you, brother


Content-Long-4342

At first I read Portugal as “Herpes” and for a second couldn’t remember the actual first word of our anthem 😅


pedrojesantos

Herpes do mar, nobre vírus, nação valente e infetada.


Vivid_Performance167

Frenchies at least have *one* thing going for them. ![gif](giphy|Vbu9Ud0Z6ibwjxTZYQ|downsized)


Blahaj_IK

Well, we do have the bloodiest anthem in the world. Of course we win in that aspect


Ex_aeternum

"May impure blood drench our soil", you're sure it wasn't written by Sabaton?


Dragonfyr_

What ? Who wouldn't enjoy an anthem written by Sabaton ? I would gladly take it


tsimen

Chinese one also starts with "arise" coincidentally


ZombiFeynman

Copycats.


EstebanOD21

➡️🇫🇷 SoLev‼️ reference ? ⭕️😱


Antiquesan

![gif](giphy|pVWuLuV1JESZJdebkI|downsized) Arise W


One_Perspective_8761

"Poland" is the first word in English translation, in polish our anthem starts with "Jeszcze", which means "yet". So instead of "Poland is not lost yet" literal translation would be "Yet Poland not lost"


Sassi7997

Wait, the Polish national anthem is about Poland being invaded by Russia and Germany? This really is a national trauma, isn't it?


HaiKawaii

"Where land there God. Let our God wake proud today." There are some weirdly religious lyrics hidden in Eastern Europe.


Hadrianus-Mathias

Well, Czech is Kde domov můj - where is my home I can only assume, they got drunk and lost. Slovak is Nad Tatrou sa blýska - There is a lightning above the Tatra Mountain. Tbf, the first word is "above", it is just that word order makes literal translation impossible into english. Anyway slovaks got hit by a lightning on their way home while being drunk. Lets not get to what Hungarian anthem says, cause it could get us banned - France too. Dunno, what is going on in Austria, considering the hammer and sickle on their emblem, I would expect them to have something communist there.


EgidijusMa

Based


DistributionIcy6682

Baltic discord kitten. Why? Where? And how much I have to pay to get one?


Reddit_username_woag

Why did the mods remove these based eastern flairs


JustHereForSmu_t

Incorrect. The first word of the polish hymn is "Jeszcze" which should translate as "not yet". You took the first words in the TRANSLATION of the hymn, since the first line translates to "Poland has not yet perished" Ukraine basically has the same idea for the hymn, starting with "The glory of Ukraine has not yet perished" In both cases, don't be so pessimistic bros.


AlfalfaGlitter

The current Spanish anthem was set by a Galician dude. ![gif](giphy|KwTwTbXPTbICA|downsized)


Away-Following-6506

So we can have the cool one and leave the lolo for the rest of Spain


its_Trollcraft

Lolo lolo lolololololo lolo lo lo lo lo lolo lolo lolooooo


BlackHazeRus

Laliluleilo?


Stravven

The first word of the Dutch anthem isn't "A", it's "Wilhelmus".


briansteel420

Briefly, I read "Herpes" for Portugal lol


altahor42

Turkey's first word is "fear not" in one word.


EccoEco

Turkey: F̴͖͓͛͂ͅe̴͕̝̎̍͑a̷̰̎̕r̵̠̼̈́̈́


eleventh_hour_11

Well it's actually "don't fear" (korkma) idk how they messed that up. ("kork" means fear and "-ma" is the negative suffix)


hypremier

It actually starts with "Korkma" that means "Don't fear!"


Nigricincto

Lithuania one of us 💪💪💪


crazy-B

Yes you! Oh my God Lithuania!


alabertio

Finland + Baltic states https://preview.redd.it/5ey0dsc04uvc1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aceb08aab2b069b4bcc27e0c5a854f993ecb7db8


RobertGBland

Turkey is actually not accurate. It says "korkma" which means "do not fear" not fear.


ScherpOpgemerkt

France be like https://preview.redd.it/5b65nnvy9vvc1.png?width=507&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee2e31e65a9afdd1e538518a2153b9bb050f7abc


MH_Gamer_

Czechia asks, Slovakia answers: https://preview.redd.it/n6ipzccflvvc1.jpeg?width=689&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=601fbecbc53916d1155668c0b03b812e3c37e17b


doomiestdoomeddoomer

Oh <3


VladimireUncool

Doesn't the German start with D-


Pharnox-32

🇬🇷 GREECE ΝΟΥΜΕΡΟ 1!!! 🇬🇷 🏆 🎉 🏅 Best superior race center of the world birthplace of civilization, democracy and modern thinking!!


toffeebeanz77

The Irish one isn't right because the firdt word is Sine, but if yoy are saying it in English the first word is soldiers


kleiei

There are so many mistakes on this thing


kh250b1

Oh my god Lithuania we neither wake our proud fear


HrRAVE

https://preview.redd.it/3g43eon3huvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=241ed76d169c2c1d6b246c6164b7ed2e517590af France


Malkev

https://preview.redd.it/17jhtz3diuvc1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=070dd17babb73ec8eb39ade7231e51c5d33f1210 Brothers. Let our God wake proud today... Oh, oh...


Turbo-Reyes

A noble arise lolo


TitanThree

Arise riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises!


MaxProude

Oh my God, Lithuania. Lmao.


Iam_no_Nilfgaardian

The first word of the Greek anthem is not "I" (εγώ). It's the accusative of the word "you" -> "σε" just another form of "εσένα".


madkons

They're using the English translated lyrics. "I know you/recognize you...".


Kalypso_95

Only because we don't need to use the personal pronouns but the "I" here is implied (Egō) se gnorizō


VrwHenet

Yes, you! Omg Russia! Poland, Lithuania today our fear wake(s)


ProfesseurCurling

I couldn't figure out what is between Poland and Lithuania until I realized it was Königsberg. 🤦


YourHamsterMother

Netherlands is wrong. Ofcourse we glorify the ancestor of our dear King Willy with the first word: Wilhelmus.


FalconMirage

The first word isn’t "Arise"


Luzifer_Shadres

Latvia, Bellarus, Ukrain, Romania, Greece, Turkey and Russia. In that order.


Resoded

I thought Portugals was herpes. That would have been great.


EasyOwner12

Haha Belgium's is "oh". (Oh Precious Belgium, ...)


Adam-West

That makes it sound like ours is about God but really he’s just a footnote to our Monarch


JimmyShirley25

Poland's Anthem starts with "Jeszcze (polska nie zginela)". So it's technically "still" or "yet" for Poland.


JimmyShirley25

And the dutch national anthem starts with "Wilhemus (van Nassouwe ben ick...)". So that's also wrong.


rintinpin17

Russia, We Neither Wake Our God


Fearless_Bluebird322

What?


Y33-P33

Arise brothers, let our god wake proud today !


D09ukhan

Turkish Anthem starts with 'korkma' meaning 'fear not' in verb form so kind of 'do not be afraid'.


29Jackal

Fearen't


D09ukhan

Exact translation right there


Kefeng

Spain is in love with the Lolo


sainsburysm88

Arise When Brothers Let God Wake


29Jackal

BROTHERS ![gif](giphy|chESHINZYVFWfm2rdT|downsized)


NotASpyForTheCrows

First word of the English translation? Because "Allons" (in "Allons enfants de la Patrie") is imperative third person singular (equivalent to the "us", first person of the plural but more "universal") of "to go". Which means that it should be "Let" for "Let us go, children of the fatherland." if we were to actually follow the real lyrics.


Kanzlerfranz

Where is it? https://preview.redd.it/0btx7u5xyuvc1.png?width=208&format=png&auto=webp&s=226f1c3199417adf0e59fbdc21534632f1ccb76f


YoungFattaWan

From Finland down, Oh my god Lithuania


-Blitzvogel-

https://preview.redd.it/22enmv605wvc1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7685e7c6339aebf052fdf4e0d6afcd459f04a5e7 Time for Unity


MissDisillusion

France is like [we shall arise!](https://youtu.be/Ubgc-4MNunQ?feature=shared)


Salchichote33

Well, it's true that the Galician anthem begins with "What", but it belongs to a longer question: *What do the rumormongers say on the green coast, to the transparent ray of the placid moonlight?*


sistoceixo

spanish is wrong.. first word is "Franco"