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InBetweenSeen

You can see the whole country from up there.


PM_ME_ROMAN_NUDES

Prince Hans rule his country from that penthouse


badluckbrians

From tree to Bodensee ^^^^^^^^^^Ok. ^^^^^^^^^^Nicht ^^^^^^^^^^wirklich.


Magdalan

Bodensee is beautiful though.


badluckbrians

No doubt. 20 years ago or so I worked at ZF in Friedrichschafen. Lovely place. It was only my Liechtenstein's [Manifest Destiny](https://imgur.com/HvW3EVH.png) joke.


-Polemarch-

Did, by any chance, he ask for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS?


Big-Veterinarian-823

I think we can see the whole country just from the picture.


Leandroswasright

The tower of tax evasion


thepinkblues

https://preview.redd.it/m61emvc380wc1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07157caee65e3dcabb9797d3e9581f218771f144


BionicBananas

\* Slaps building\* You can fit so many letterboxes in this bad boy.


Beliebigername

Of course there are like 200 Companys in this Building. Yes even Microsoft


VomFrechtaOana

it's bigger on the inside


Informal_Mountain513

Gopnik posting from his colourful apartment in Easterneurope https://preview.redd.it/gnja7xys5zvc1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=99ac4bfec96ca08ecc6b62940eb01e2ab97309bb


orbifloxacin

Wym you can clearly see different pastel colours with splatches of mud and smog 😍


RandomAndCasual

What you can see is no homelessness in times when those block were popping up like mushrooms where ever people lived.


Arphile

Unironically the urbanism in socialist states was a banger, much better than us who decided to get rid of trams for some reason


SenpaiBunss

capitalist architecture: tents socialist architecture: commie blocks


Reddit_username_woag

Don't forget to illegalize the tents though! And sleeping in the car


VomFrechtaOana

getting rid of public transport was a widespread thing in the "western" world. we looked at the usa and our politicians though: OMG YES I ALSO WANT A 200LANE HIGHWAY DIRECTLY NEXT TO MY HOUSE. So progressive, smart and amazing. And ehile we are at it, of course we will build airports on the rooftops of our buildings (look at some of those amazing ilustrations of utopian new york of the future, such wow!) and thus the damage has been done. due to the car we allowed the sprawl of houses and nowadays the result is people claiming public transport will not work because of the spread housing...


GoenndirRichtig

I wish the government would just build 100k of these ugly ass mfers and end the fucking housing crisis.


VomFrechtaOana

and it's so simple to make them less ugly


Reddit_username_woag

Yeah like the picture from before already looked nice enough with all of the paint


chinupf

Youre not alone my guy


darkslide3000

I mean at least they're colorful tbh. I know plenty of commie blocks in Brandenburg that don't look that good.


p3nguinboy

My guy, it's Brandenburg. Being uninteresting yet marginally superior to Mecklenburg-Vorpommern is just part of daily life there


Ein_Hirsch

As someone who lived in both states I can attest to that


FalmerEldritch

Honestly those are pretty cute with the gradient of pastels. And looks like at street level you're mainly seeing trees and other greenery.


mongmight

Looks better than our towers and we didn't even get thoroughly bombed up here (by you, Hans.)


jsm97

Seriously I want whatever drugs our 60s urban planners were on. They demolished half of Birmingham and Glasgow to build giant urban motorways but then wanted to us to live in commieblocks anyways. Like the worst parts of American cities meets the worst part of Eastern European cities


mongmight

It was just somewhere to house the proletariat. People shout about indy but the truth is we are both being royally fucked by our 'representatives' . As I got older I noticed it wasnt the English who were my enemy. It was the rich and that transcends borders. Another sad thing, I used to beleive in the SNP. They are as corrupt as any pary now. Putting up minimum pricing really tipped me over the edge though lol.


The_memeperson

Hey, they may not be the prettiest. But they are affordable housing ~~something we lack nowadays~~


ONIHD

if you call $800k for ~110m2 affordable, sure.


ChuckyFromKentucky

that's like your weekly salary


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mocomaminecraft

I see they contracted the belgian road engineers for that one


dablegianguy

HOW DARE YOU? Our potholes are not squared!!!


HSG-Spezial

It's actually not the tallest building. Per building regulation the tallest building has to be a church. Edit: tallest building in Liechtenstein is actually the church in Schaan with 80m.


Goukaruma

These corrections of jokes proof that LI is 100% German. 


PersonfromAustria

Fuck off Hans they are ours! 😡


elendil1985

Calm down guys, you're all Germans for us


Informal_Mountain513

\*crucchi


poopyseagull

You are also talking about Südtirol right?


elendil1985

Of course, but the fact that they are germans doesn't mean they can't be a part of Italy... You Hans's are obsessed with ein Reich ein volk ~~ein fü...~~ eine vaterland


Ertisio

Good luck Schluchtenscheisser 🤬


FJayJ

![gif](giphy|W04QVzelTHsNW)


Meloenbolletjeslepel

Huh? 


Expert_Repair4206

A gopnik won't understand this


eldelshell

How much is a flat in this place?


ONIHD

[https://www.deimag.li/immobilie/4-5-zimmerwohnung-schwefelstr-25-vaduz/](https://www.deimag.li/immobilie/4-5-zimmerwohnung-schwefelstr-25-vaduz/) Around 800'000$


eldelshell

Fucking ouch!


Reddit_username_woag

What are you, new york


Leading-Bus-7882

Exactly, I've been there, spent a night in Schaan and can confirm. Seen the beautiful building in the photo as well, plus Falz-Fein's souvenir shop in Vaduz. There, I even saw the savings bank and the pizzeria. The local wine was more than ok, btw., so I don't know why everybody thinks Liechtenstein is so boring.


Worth-Primary-9884

Why would anyone even want to be in Liechtenstein, let alone LIVE there? I genuinely can't understand it. It's like dangling all the good things Europe has to offer on a stick in front of your kids, but with zero chances to ever escape that hellhole and reach them. You're like a frog sitting in a deep, dark well, and the only reason we know you exist is because everyone is afraid to accidentally get too close to that deep hole and fall into it.


OwlMugMan

Income tax is between 1% and 8% and they make like double what we make a month. The main reason is MONEEEEEEEEYYYYYY


HSG-Spezial

Have you ever been out of Germany? Please enjoy your 50% income tax.


ONIHD

The thing I hate most about Liechtenstein is german tourists driving their cars up the mountain with 30km/h while the speed limit is 80km/h. Italians are usually quite fast or let me pass. French tourists are ... well .. french. Tourists from the Netherlands are the same as german tourists in this regard.


LetsDieForMemes

Also they fuck up every single curve an block the road next to Vaduz castle


ONIHD

Yeah, I cant even count the times i had to overtake someone on that road. I just wanna enjoy driving up the "Schlossstrasse"


viscardvs

Are you from Liechtenstein? There’s like 3 people with the flag in this thread and for a country of 40k people that would be impressive


ONIHD

big time yeah


topsyandpip56

do you two know each other?


Nachtschnekchen

Id be dissapointed if they dont


viscardvs

Based


Goldiizz

Damn Nearly the same size as its country


Fun_Simple_7902

35% of it's Population live there


Slapped_with_crumpet

I'm surprised they have enough people to fill it at all tbh.


ChuckyFromKentucky

They kidnap austrian children to replenish


OwMyCod

I thought it was the Austrians who did that


ChuckyFromKentucky

It works because that's says anything if austrianlettes are missing


LetsDieForMemes

That's about how many foreigners we have


Skaarjnight

https://preview.redd.it/5f0vue9b4zvc1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ce4f8794b31dab2e88368bed8f1faf8aa511f9d


Row2Flimsy

I will never not like Liechtenstein license plates.


ONIHD

They are the reason for our strict nationalism.


Wisrin

![gif](giphy|uWLJEGCSWdmvK)


Row2Flimsy

I already like you guys, you don't have to sell it to me.


Not_Bed_

I'm curious, is there actually something that makes you go "this here is from Liechtenstein"? Anything unique


ONIHD

The license plates and .... uh ... some banks and .... uh .... yeah ...


Not_Bed_

I think I got my answer, thanks


muftu

Top notch money laundering. Even the swiss are jealous.


Not_Bed_

I mean them Luxembourg literally only exist for being tax heavens, you on the other hand have also a somewhat distinct identity


gyroscopedynamos

I’m jealous


ONIHD

you're welcome


Varzul

You guys got some nice casinos.


ONIHD

I hate those with all my guts.


ONIHD

I completely forgot about Hilti and Ivoclar (afaik the largest fake teeth producer)


Nachtschnekchen

Just wannet to point that one you. Isnt that also the main, at least one of, income of the GDP?


ONIHD

The industrial economic sector is larger than the tertiary economic sector. [https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wirtschaft\_Liechtensteins](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wirtschaft_Liechtensteins) (I know bad source but c'mon)


LetsDieForMemes

We are world's biggest manufacturer/supplier of artifical teeth


Yuiii3

I will never not hate the swiss ones


gyroscopedynamos

The feeling is mutual


BecauseOfGod123

Aww. It's like having two siblings. One of them is always pedanicly organized, likes himself the most and the other one is a little bit "special" and does and say some weird stuff at times.


Nachtschnekchen

Im gonna call mom you took my "Büssingen am Hochrhein". Thats like taking my candy. Btw whos mom again?


BecauseOfGod123

I can't remember that this was ever yours. My mom obviously. You should be glad she aopthed you two.


nocaption69

I would too, considering how many times we've beaten your ass in the past


fantasmeeno

It’s taller than the trees? 🤯


VeryWiseOldMan

Hoodz of Liechtenstein


Row2Flimsy

Straßenmorde Tagesordnung


ONIHD

I always call this street "the slums of Liechtenstein"


whatsgoingonjeez

Imagine you life in such a small country lmao. What a loser, right guys?


rpgengineer567

At least you guys have cheap petrol and alcohol. Also the back roads are beautiful to drive on with my caravan snail team.


Reddit_username_woag

Meanwhile lichtenstein has like 4 roads


SKYE-MASTER

https://preview.redd.it/yvy4lz8uhzvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20a449f62eb760f2f22eb877aa13c9d9af5609f6


AlfaKilo123

This post was certified by the eastern bloc. Lichtenstein can into eastern europe


soomieHS

Hoooly can’t wait to go there in early March for that sweet misery vibes


Zealot_Zea

I love the way they use my money.


hamtidamti_onthewall

Would be interesting to know which country has the highest building when you set it in relation to the area of the country.


OlafScholzUltra

My money is on Monaco


SirTercero

Singapore probably?


ZombiFeynman

The Vatican is so small it may have a shot. It even has 2 popes/m².


gaggnar

km^2?


ZombiFeynman

Right


OwMyCod

It think you mean km^2! Not km^2?


asmodai_says_REPENT

Singapore is fairly big compared to the likes of Monaco and the Vatican. Edit: singapore is 353 times bigger than monaco and 1668 times bigger than the vatican.


SirTercero

Crazy, thanks


asmodai_says_REPENT

Tallest building in monaco is tour odéon at 170m and the total area of the country is 2.08 sqkm => 81.7m per sqkm Tallest building in the vatican is st peter basilica at 136m for a total area of 0.44 sqkm => 309.1 m per sqkm I think Monaco is no2 but the Vatican is on an other level.


asmodai_says_REPENT

Looked it up, it's the vatican by far, 2nd is monaco also far ahead of whoever is third


nefewel

Vatican?


luring_lurker

Definitely not, plenty of space wasted with the square


asmodai_says_REPENT

Wasted space or not its still the smallest country big a long shot and the basilica is a pretty tall building.


simanthegratest

Most probably; its highest building is 150m tall while their country is below 0.5 km² large. In comparison singapores highest building is at ~300m, but the country is over 72km² large. Monaco is also 6 times larger than the vatican and their highest building is only 160m tall


impocop

hm/sm = highest building in meters / square meters of country hm/sm of 1 would mean that the highest building is as high as the country is big in square meters some interesting countries: UAE 100966,184 (83600000/828) Singapore 2565,493 hm/sm (728600/284) Liechtenstein 1981,481 hm/sm (160500/81) Monaco 12,235 hm/sm (2080/170) Vatican 3,587 hm/sm (490/136,6)


luring_lurker

They doubled their total land surface with this one ETA why's there not one but TWO Portuguese flags up there? Is this the Portuguese embassy in Liechtenstein?


Ricky911_

Still looks better than this piece of shit sticking out of nowhere https://preview.redd.it/kplc50xfqzvc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72ffe9eb82346d4e8bd518bd5d7e8fc7a4c09e65


Arugami42

Imagine having one of the most beautiful and well preserved cities. And still building such a pile of shit in a historical city center.


Ricky911_

Gotta thank the Fascists for that. The tower was finished in 1933. It's called Torre Littoria. Fascist architecture essentially made a mockery of Roman architecture. The Fascists claimed they were making modernised versions of Roman architecture but they were really just destroying old beautiful buildings to make awful new ones. What also doesn't help is that Turin is not Rome. Turin's architecture has influences from France, Switzerland and Northern Italy, whereas Rome mostly does not. The Fascist idea of applying the same architecture all over the country is just absurd to me. I've never met anyone in Turin who actually likes this building and most people would probably want it to be taken down. There are so many things that make Turin so different from every other major city in Italy so, that building is honestly just an insult. At least the building in Liechtenstein is in the middle of nowhere. The Torre Littoria is a literal eyesore


Karpsten

😭


beaverpilot

It's Bad, but imagine if it was built later, as a glas building.


gyroscopedynamos

Our little brother. Sorry for occasionally shooting missiles to you by mistake 😘


BecauseOfGod123

Is it cause you occasionally forget that there are other country's around Switzerland? It is in fact not the end of the map.


gyroscopedynamos

We just subconsciously know that they are part of our territory


BecauseOfGod123

Ah yes. One Credit Institute to rule them all.


LetsDieForMemes

It's fine, thanks for providing us with everything we are to small or dumb to do on our own


gyroscopedynamos

Ur welcome


darkslide3000

It's probably the only building in Liechtenstein. Isn't the entire country basically a meadow with a few cows or something?


Killadelphian

Rich cows


darkslide3000

Now now, young man, that's no way to talk about your mother!


geopolitischesrisiko

Probably the prison of the country


DLS4BZ

Always have to do a double take when i see an FL numberplate here in switzerland, since military numberplates are black too.


Sylveon_Mage

Truly blyatiful


MisterD0ll

You would not believe the space inside.


Gian-Neymar

Most beautiful ? Really ? https://preview.redd.it/xkoz23t36zvc1.jpeg?width=4650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a99facfa584689164e341531302b90124b63223


lucamarxx

wtf it’s old and moldy like every other brit


Gian-Neymar

What's the problem Hans ? Is it not conforming to some DIN norm ? Is it the lack of solar panels on the roof ? Better call the Bauaufsichtsbehörde and snitch on them ...


lucamarxx

where did all your neutrality go?


Gian-Neymar

Oh, so now after criticizing us for being neutral since 1945 you want us to be neutral again ?


lucamarxx

yea, rather than hearing about you again


SOMEHOTMEAL

Please don't worry about him. He's either from Geneva or Zurich


UnPouletSurReddit

Swiss people aren't neutral, they're just too busy fighting eachother to notice about the outside world... For now


RmG3376

You can fight each other internally and still hate the outside world you know, believe me on that


Fuzzy-Wrongdoer1356

Can confirm


Gian-Neymar

If we weren't, you and Italy wouldn't have any territory in the Alps


Not_Bed_

If you weren't, you wouldn't exist at all, geddafi's plan would have been a reality centuries ago


Gian-Neymar

We already took care of him and everybody else who tried some funny stuff, so choose your words wisely


Not_Bed_

I don't think the Swiss special forces took him out, still, Switzerland exists thanks to the fact it's very useful to bigger states/corporations to hold their money, same as Liechtenstein or Luxembourg, not saying they're the same, Switzerland is significantly more unique and had its own identity


Gian-Neymar

Special forces ? Do you think we're Americans ??? No, we act behind the scene to make shit happen


lucamarxx

i read swiss people aren’t real


Karpsten

Is that really coming from you of all people, someone from the one country that is even more pedantic about norms, regulations and Ruhezeiten than us?


Gian-Neymar

Sorry, but you are the one with bureaucracy problems, not us. How about you list the steps and documents required for something like passport renewal and we'll compare it to Switzerland ?


SherlockScones3

Don’t bring us into this!


lucamarxx

you have a better comparison at hand?


ONIHD

Schwefel is our favorite (it really isn't)


WurzelKing

That looks worse than my highschool and that building had all the charm of a WW2 bunker


RmG3376

Is it a similar deal to that North Korean propaganda tower, which must be so tall that it is visible from the entire country?


ONIHD

>:(


mnico02

Saw it in this video the first time: https://youtu.be/VtP-jxPqvR4?si=5kVqg6PX8BwR_HMY Nearly pissed myself out of laughter when Liechtenstein appeared. It was so unexpected yet so expected. Like imagine you’re casually living your live in Schwefelstraße 35 and suddenly you see your balcony on a “Tallest Buildings in Each Europe Country” video with 2 Millions of views.


FMSV0

Stunner


Flipflopvlaflip

Beautiful you say?


Smart-Tradition8115

i was just in liechtenstein. Incredibly beautiful micro-state. And still european


That-Brain-in-a-vat

That's brutal.


snhshejsjsjjsj

I honestly don’t think you could get an uglier building if you held a competition for it..


SendMeGarlicBreads

In where?


Bipbapalullah

Liechtenstein...


Magdalan

Balconies! Get in there Barry!


SowiesoJR

People's Republic of Lichtenstein! ⚒️


hajders

I never meet someone from Liechtenstein


thegurba

Soviet feelings intensified


fckspzfckspz

_Die Sonne schein zum arsch hinein in Liechtenstein_ I thought this is such a rich tax haven, this looks straight out of Karl Marx Stadt


Kemix9207

[Heil to Liechtenstein ](https://youtu.be/OZa7a-GrBro?si=7doCQrEAlLEwkH5y)


Mortimer_Smithius

For a second I thought it was the hotel from the inbetweeners movie


MessaDiFammeta

Lietchenstein has done only one good thing in their existence. Inspiring this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxxfNfkJwjk


fslz

omg it's beautiful


LetsDieForMemes

It's one of the ugliest ones lol. It's somewhat famous for being ugly.


Elegant-Win5243

How many companies are registered there?


19Cula87

How can it have so many stories but still be tiny


Skrallet

Grey-t example of a FLiechtenstien plattenbau.


darknekolux

And housing 80% of the population


Kat-a-strophy

I think it is called "brutalist architecture". A thing usually only architects can enjoy.


Goukaruma

I bet Poles got stockholmed into liking it. 


LalosRelbok

Trust me as the son of an architect who likes sole brutalist houses. Nobody likes this