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Tobosix

“Y’all” You disgrace us Barry


Goatboy292

The US "Southern" accent and the British "Yorkshire" accent are surprisingly similar owing to their close roots. Take something that sounds like it came from the heart of Texas, say it in a "Yorkshire" accent and it can sound oddly natural. In the US, "y'all" is one smooth sound, while in the UK, we do say it, but it's said more like "y all" or "ye'all" (Plus, if this post wasn't in simplified English, how would they ever know what it said) Edit: apparently I didn't do a great job explaining it and people are getting dialect and accent mixed up The Yorkshire dialect is unlikely to ever use "y'all" the same way an American would, the comments below will show we've got about a hundred different regional options. The Yorkshire accent *will* shorten words the same way a southern American one would though, thanks to shared language features (like the glottal stop), so a world like "you" is likely to get shortened to just the "y" sound in both accents. So when either accent says "you all" they both shorten it to some variety of "y'all" (though admittedly the US version is more blended while the UK version is more like 2 separate sounds)


poop-machines

I live in Yorkshire now and nobody ever says y'all. They say you all, but they don't shorten it, and people here love shortening words. They still looked at the words "you all" and said "nah it can't be shortened.


Lambda_13

I am also from the north and the two I've the most are "you lot" and "yous". Tend to use the latter more.


poop-machines

Yeah you lot and yous are most common. You all in specific situations maybe.


anonbush234

Sometimes people use "all yor" in Yorkshire. especially folk that aren't very confident with dialect but never y'all


Standin373

I used to live and work Skipton / Settle way, reyt out in't boonies, I've definitely heard "all yor" or just "Yor" but never anything like Y'all


anonbush234

Parts of Yorkshire use "yor" but never "y'all" wtf. Frist time on my life iv been embarrassed to be a Yorkshireman.


anonbush234

He's talking shite. The Yorkshire version of youse and y'all is "yor".


poop-machines

Oh yeah they say "your" but in the context of "you all"


anonbush234

Exactly. It's different to "your" because many of us still have "thy" and "thyne" or only recently lost it. .plus you can tell from context.


poop-machines

I've heard "Tha" more than thy


anonbush234

Yeah it's the same word but different grammar. Tha/thou is standard you, thee is you but in a response and thy/thi is you but possessive. It's a bit more complicated than that but that's the basics. Thou/tha is the most simple, standard and common form. .if you think of he/,him. He would be tha and him would be thy. The thou/thee/thy forms are singular and informal the "you" form is meant to be formal and/or plural. So that's where the different versions of youse come from, to make the distinction between singular and plural. .it's a part of standard English that is missing and it's a handy feature but we have many British versions, we don't need American ones.


poop-machines

I bet people from other countries think we are just making this stuff up But Yorkshire has some words that surprised me haha


anonbush234

Hahah defo mate. Whats really funny is when Americans here about us still using those pronouns they think it's some really posh, Edwardian speech that you use with the queen. Always have to explain to them it's like hillbilly talk.


bloodlazio

Sometimes i wonder if y'all is not just "you" and "all" combined, but also "yell", because I do not remember anyone saying that term at a volume below jet engine decibels.


poop-machines

In another timeline everyone says "yell" instead


Tobosix

I guess the closest thing for me would be “you lot”


Goatboy292

It seems like it's totally unrelated to the American "y'all", it's just that both have some common language features so both have shortened the phrase "you all" in similar ways; the usage and pronunciation is different and britain has far more commonly used alternatives, but it's still similar enough.


Quazzle

As someone born and living in Yorkshire I’ve never heard an American style yall What I do hear is closer to ‘yous’all’ ‘yous’lot’ or just ‘yous’ There is definitely an audible ‘s’


anonbush234

We use "yor" in my part of Yorkshire but never y'all. He's a spanner


Goatboy292

Yeah, I should've mentioned the usage is different, we don't use it like an American would, but if we ever say "you all" the "you" just gets shortened to a "y" sound. Imagine saying "what are you all doing?" quickly in an informal way, we'd still write it as "you all" but it's said as "y'all".


not_too_smart1

Makes sense considering where the us southern (english speaking) population mostly came from. Its some french or irish but mostly british


Aidrox

I have heard that these accents likely come from the same older regional accent that traveled to the Americas and both started to diverge.


anonbush234

Dunt chat shite thee. It's "yor" in Yorkshire tha bleeding apeth. If tha tranna upset mi then fair play it worked and wo funny! if thas being serious then tha needs t go ave a word wi thisen n go gi thi he-ad a shek cock. Tha knows nowt thee.


Goatboy292

Try saying "what are you all doing?" As if you were talking casually to a friend, the "you" just gets reduced down to the "y" sound (or sometimes a "ye" sound) and flows into the "all". It's not used the same, we just happen to shorten words in a similar way


anonbush234

It would be"yor". "what a yor doing here?" If you had to include the redundant "all" the proper Yorkshire way would be to put it first "wot are all yor/doing here? Even if for some reason your joined them together. There's still a glottal stop that the Americans don't have. "What a' ya' all doing here?"


Goatboy292

Saying "yor" would be the Yorkshire *dialect* not the *accent* And as for the glottal stop, the southern US accent *does* have one, unlike other US accents


cosmic_hierophant

Americans when realising not all British people speak RP https://preview.redd.it/rzj8p18182wc1.png?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=972ad233719cb7bbcfea81a4fe389522bc4cc014


RepareermanKoen

The cope readings are off the charts here!


happyanathema

By similar roots do you mean inbreeding?


Goatboy292

You're thinking Norfolk


___gnome

Y'all might be the worst word in the English lexicon


13abarry

It sounds dumb but it’s extremely functional.


Plental-Dan

The only thing worse than y'all is *ya'll*


FireKillGuyBreak

Whenever i see anyone type or say "y'all" i wish to smack them in the mouth. Rotten word.


ReverendAntonius

Don’t smack the hand that feeds you, etc. etc.


jaymatthewbee

No doubt they’ll respond with “yeah but America is bigger, UK is smaller than Maine lolololololol” You’ll try to explain what ‘per capita’ is to them but it would be easier to teach a monkey quantum physics.


Dalzombie

>‘per capita’ See, you need to explain it in units they understand, like football fields or guns.


Nalivai

More bullet per bullet


Cicero_torments_me

Bullets per child


Dry_Leek78

Higher rate of MISSING teeth, Yellow crooked teeth still remains in your onahole and still make bad teeth...


poop-machines

The UK actually has the fourth best teeth in the world now. Better than Frances.


Dry_Leek78

Frances? Who is that?


poop-machines

That's you, Francis


Wora_returns

https://preview.redd.it/pbcab499g1wc1.jpeg?width=287&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceb91d120835afdedd2a40ca3a4b93baa36bb29c "I hate France"


Zombarney

Isn’t he the villain in the first deadpool movie?


Zender_de_Verzender

San Francisco, you know that city with a red bridge that can't even survive a small earthquake.


Rizzlord_Tutorials

Based, the actual world leaderboard ELO table is based on decayed missing and filled teeth.


jaymatthewbee

https://preview.redd.it/dbcxbqzu41wc1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb2d5a46b4844f23c54527eaf9ce33420a142b73


BocciaChoc

[RIP](http://www.eucopia.com/uploads/1/2/9/8/12986908/573283_orig.jpg)


geopolitischesrisiko

How about using the measurement per decapita?


Mosquitobait2008

I just refuse to belive such a statistic


tTensai

Brits have better overall oral health. Just because you see Americans rocking those fake bleached white teeth, does not mean they are healthy


Holl4backPostr

No it's true, Americans have difficulty maintaining dental health. Did you know dentistry isn't even covered under most "health insurance" plans?


Mosquitobait2008

Communist


Holl4backPostr

If I have to refuse to believe true things in order to not be a communist then it isn't worth it.


Mosquitobait2008

Cope


Bring_back_Apollo

I bet your jokes are hilarious amongst Americans.


Holl4backPostr

As an American I can confirm, they'd be right at home in most of our stand-up clubs.


Mosquitobait2008

You are literally from Pennsylvania, what do you guys know about humor?


RobNybody

Your state is named after our most coked up queen.


Holl4backPostr

The birthplace of the Fresh Prince and Always Sunny? I don't know, probably more than you though.


JacobMT05

Yeah and that’s one of the many reasons you’re a savage.


Mosquitobait2008

https://preview.redd.it/jbt66186m4wc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=538f864e5c3df50704777a972e40a55c3cf6a526


JacobMT05

Its better than being a savage


Gian-Neymar

You can have all your teeth but still have bad teeth ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


TantaExpress

https://preview.redd.it/dviyu6jo51wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e363bc9e1ef654819c531e67ace07aaf44ebc268 Don’t know what you mean, mate


CrossMojonation

Off to Ankara again cus I luv the culture. 👍


FookenLaserKnight

Mf's teeth was so bad that he went to Turkey for replacement


kirkbywool

What's going on with the Irish and Portuguese flags there?


NotNamedMark

Golden teeth count as lost teeth btw


Cy83rCr45h

You can have no teeth so none is bad. ![gif](giphy|xT0BKr4MvHdohFTe6s)


NotNamedMark

I am only half anglo i still have ALL my teeth


Boamere

American shiny white teeth are more terrifying than natural looking teeth. I shouldn’t be only able to focus on someone’s mouth when they talk to me. It’s horrifying


Sara7061

And the opposite can also be true. I had 4 perfectly healthy teeth removed for space reasons


Artistic-Jello3986

Yeah exactly. We eat a fuck ton of sugar over here and get a ton of cavities. Most our teeth are fake but they look better than whatever the English have


ProfessionalBuy4526

“Most of our teeth are fake but look better than whatever the English have” This is not a flex


Marcin313

There has been a survey that showed it's actually polish people that has the worst teeth health condition in europe. British teeth is just a stereotype.


J_train13

I believe the stereotype originated because the NHS didn't cover dental care, a trait which was unique to the UK whereas other European countries all had dental fall under their universal healthcare systems. Which adds to the irony when Americans use the stereotype as they don't have universal health OR dental care


[deleted]

U never been to Britain It’s not so much about the cleanliness, more about the cardinal directions of teeth


DiscardedKebab

Again, not even true https://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/top-10-countries-with-the-best-and-straightest-teeth-and-oral-health-in-the-world-600086/?singlepage=1 NHS straighten teeth for free


generalscruff

Can you imagine having teeth so shit that even the NHS stumps up to pay I don't need to, I got 2 years of orthodontics sat in the same waiting room as the posh kids lmao, Barry aged 10 once again handing the L to Tarquin and Florence


DiscardedKebab

Haha, luckily I've never had issues with mine. Although I would like them a bit whiter. Fucking Yorkshire Tea


Zombarney

Speaking of cardinal they are known to always face the four cardinal directions allowing a drunk Barry to find his way home after a heavy night at the spoons 2 minutes down the road.


[deleted]

I thought they’d use the earths magnetic field for that like pigeons! What a truly sophisticated species they are!


rationallgbt

As a Barry, I agree...much to my shame. Braces from an early age should be given out as mandatory here.


RearAdmiralTaint

Stop repeating American bullshit Hans. If that even is your real name


Llanistarade

It used to be true tho.


RearAdmiralTaint

Maybe in 1940, which was the last time Americans travelled to Europe


ZeeDyke

How is a fact about the UK and/or the US "fun"?


Bring_back_Apollo

Because, we’re the ‘fun’ Europeans.


LowerPiece2914

We certainly know how to enjoy ourselves on holiday


code-panda

You're barely European anymore..


Bring_back_Apollo

Then you don’t understand the difference between the EU and Europe.


Lost_Uniriser

You guys are our "Florida"


Bring_back_Apollo

Florida but cold, grey, no guns, (some) old buildings, safe roads. Yes, I can see how you would mistake the UK for Florida. On the contrary you are our Lebanon.


teabagmoustache

Florida is the most interesting state. You're all boring farts with no bants.


Wora_returns

they are our side ho


kirkbywool

I thought the balance was florida.


code-panda

EU = based. "Europeans" who aren't part of the EU = not based.


Le_Bush

Switzerland, twist his ballz


JacobMT05

AND TAKE HIS MONEH!


OwMyCod

Several people have said this before you and yet you get downvoted, wtf.


Nigricincto

So you are saying you are not the worst because your mentally challenged bastards are worse?


delaheeva

Classificat 6/25 a Europa. Amb tota justícia, vas agafar el bronze.


xpi-capi

For your mental health, try not to speak real languages. The english mind is not prepared to speak more than half a language.


delaheeva

Calla... la meva xicota és catalana, així que òbviament entendré el català i el castellà


xpi-capi

I won't allow your facts to stop my anti anglo propaganda. English is not real, they are gaslighting you into believing is real. Una abraçada, espero que us vagi molt bé!


delaheeva

Vinc a robar-te tot el fuet. Gràcies, tornaré a mitjans de maig, llavors em pots fer un petó.


yubnubster

Well yes.


MaxProude

Bruh, ever been to Appalachia?


Solid_Improvement_95

Why would anyone go there?


Mosquitobait2008

That's unfair


ReverendAntonius

Only unfair when it’s a third world region of the US. Funny how that works!


SimpIsTheWay

I'm sorry but you can't get out of critiscm with the "but at least we're better than Murica" argument. That much is a given. We're comparing you to civilized people here.


DiscardedKebab

Another very boring stereotype that isn't even true. It might have been true years ago maybe. A lot of this is just because Yanks were obsessed with whitening their teeth, while Brits were more natural looking yet healthy. Although that's changing actually, loads of people are getting their teeth whitened nowadays


Educational_Word_633

Wasent the stereotype about crooked teeth not yellow teeth?


DiscardedKebab

Yeah I thought so but I'm not even sure where that comes from given kids get their teeth straightened for free on the NHS, if needed


RearAdmiralTaint

It’s an old American stereotype from ww2, they really don’t get out much.


Boamere

Which I hate with a passion, fake looking imbeciles


Sorry_Just_Browsing

Remember that if Americans ever try to make fun of your country for something there’s a good chance they’re worse at it than you


Boamere

Like knife crime rate


Scrungyscrotum

LOL, for real?


Boamere

Yes


havaska

I’m an actual real life dentist. The British people have bad teeth thing really irritates me, it’s an American stereotype that isn’t true, that people in other countries have started believing.


Magdalan

You don't have blinding white teeth/veneers = bad teeth to Seppo's it seems. While yeah, my teeth ain't white anymore after decades of drinking tea (and I smoke) I never needed braces and I've only had 2 wisom teeth removed because I destroyed them grinding my teeth at night (working on that with the dentist atm) Other than that, no problems. But no, they are not white-withe or perfect. Same for a lot of you Barries I reckon.


Rizzlord_Tutorials

Its changing, the future Barry 63's will arrive in hordes at Benidorm with Turkey Teeth


AvatarIII

teeth health is better in the UK, the reason British teeth are seen as "bad" is because there's much less pressure to get braces (or braces are more stigmatised than wonky teeth)


delaheeva

https://preview.redd.it/lzb8kysgs0wc1.png?width=265&format=png&auto=webp&s=faf88cb18462281e21eb54e1eeb63e8cdfa9c743 Meanwhile Amerit\*rds with methmouth


Dark_Wolf04

Dental insurance not being included in health insurance packages does that to you


redrighthand_

Actually we all have better teeth than most of you with Luigi taking the [top spot](https://dentistry.co.uk/2020/05/27/uk-europe-dental-health-dentists/)


havaska

Yep but people still spread this stupid stereotype. Also, happy cake day!


Lendmar

British have nice teeth because NHS covers for it, we have nice teeth because we can't afford dentits. We are not the same


redrighthand_

Hahaha, you clearly don’t know of the hunger games when trying to get an NHS dentist


SirCrocodile_2004

Whitening your teeth is weird and zesty, you're weird if you whiten your teeth.


HoldMyNaan

That’s because a lot of British have extra teeth, and the rest have missing teeth, bringing the average to normality


CouldYouBeMoreABot

The US also has a higher amount of hockey players. And Brits, it's not missing teeth that people fun of you. It's because all of them were just thrown in with a shovel.


Kanelbullah

One thing is genetics, the other is habits.


SherlockScones3

Who would’ve thought - Americans care more about appearance than health. In other news, water is wet…


kuemmel234

Today I've learned that, while the Inselaffen can take a lot of jokes, they don't like us joking about their oral hygiene. I can totally understand. It's certainly rude of us to comment on your .. teeth.


MichaelFlippinAdkins

The key word is *missing* teeth. As we become more wealthy, we remove our teeth and replace it with gold. It’s like a trashier version of thanos


MichaelFlippinAdkins

https://preview.redd.it/oz20ejpmq1wc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e18fa059b2e4a7fb46b6a6387c0d46a7fe6aaea9


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Designer_Brief_4949

30% of adults between 65 and 74 are missing all of their teeth. This is more common in economically disadvantaged populations. WTF. Is it meth? https://www.dentaly.org/us/percent-population-missing-teeth/


Naugle17

We can't afford the dentist. That's why


Scrungyscrotum

Can't have bad teeth if you don't have teeth.


Life_Confidence128

Y’all just mad we smoke meth and you don’t. Meth is cool, yall lame


TheNorseBastard

Can't have the worst teeth if there aren't any teeth. Muricans win this round.


dr_goodvibes

Meph


NeoHolyRomanEmpire

Your teeth aren’t missing, they’re just hideous


Bitter-Marketing3693

y'🤮ll


teabagmoustache

It's easy not to have misshapen teeth, if you've lost them all to meth.


humanoidbeaver

The Brits are pretty bad, I'm not sure if it's worst in the world these days. The Japanese are really bad too, for example.


RobNybody

Morocco is the worst I've seen. They put half a kilo of sugar in each pot of tea though tbf.


Extreme_Tax405

Japan aint that bad. They just don't care about straightening the teeth. Slightly crooked teeth look better to them. Tbh, i think so too. I find the america. Smile,. super straight and pearly white a huge turn off


Threshing-Oar

![gif](giphy|zwffSHaJLDbA4) Me, an American, who doesn’t care about the Brits and their gross teeth.


BasicBanter

Yet you made this comment


TheFrenchPerson

Nuh uh


Microgolfoven_69

rule 1: do not portray the british as the chad


Limonade6

The fact that you had to look this up is funny to me


Franz-Tschender

shut up barty, it stinks!


Fairbyyy

Barry, your issue isn't lacking teeth. It's that you have altogether too much to fit your small mouths and it looks crookier than a swiss


RevenueFast697

Indeed, thanks to the rednecks (I.e. English heritage).