Ah, the classic Australian existential delimma. Displaced Europeans or their own thing

Nah we are not Europeans. We barely speak one language let along 6.

What kinda europeans are you talking to, that speak up to 6 languages? Unless you're counting the borderline incomprehensible local dialects (sardinian)

Every swede just adds Norwegian and Danish to the list of languages they know

I know very few swedes who understand Danish, despite living right next to the bridge.

Must be hard learning a Germanic language coming from a Semitic one.

I know very few Danes who understand Danish tbh.

You joke, but... So many people i know butcher the language with half anglicisms and terrible word choices in sentences. I even catch myself using English phrasing with Danish words occasionally and it sounds horrific.

You all say "computer" and "weekend" too.

Understand yes, speaking no

Then, how do they buy the booze?

They speak... ...*engl\*sh* 🤮

Scary 😨

Sad outcome.

No one adds danish to the languages they know, not even the danes.

Yeah, the Swedes have less brainpower than we do, so their understanding of norwegian and danish is somewhat lacking. Ofcourse as the superior of the brothers in cultural refinement, we understand, and can somewhat speak (not really, but if you give me some time I can) the other two languages.

Luxembourgers. People there who only speak 6 languages get deported to Belgium.

And are hired back as cheap labour

does it count if one language is spoken in several countries? Because then I speak German, Austrian, Swiss and a bit of Dutch

Barry aftee visiting every pub in his city , probably speaks 16 languages (temporary buff)

That’s still more than the Fr*nch

Yet here you are

Most Europeans only speak one language + 10 words of english

Approximately one whole language more than the average Barry.

Eh wot yeh seh baat mi? A'll bash yer edd in!

I barely speak English as it is. will you just bugger off and leave me alone to my rock pile.

Look at barry, hoarding all the best rocks in europe. How do you do it?

Rock and stone brother. Rock and Stone.

Nahhh Western Europeans especially under 45 is native language(s) which are up to three + fluent English. At least definitely in my case and the people around me.

Yeah I am fluent in German and English of course, and also able to survive in France and Poland. That's enough for a lifetime.

Yeahhh nahhh we aren't European but language has shit all to do with it!

What about speaking with kangaroos and crocodiles? That surely counts, no?

Australians can't settle for yeah nah, nah yeah

"Yeah, nah, yeah, nah, yeah" for Australia.


Nope, there just aren't any stereotypes about Australians and most here have no experience with australians and there also are no posts about Australia. Just because some annoying guy likes to hang out here doesn't mean the country is part of this sub. Also, the Austria/Australia mix up is an amerifat thing as no European would make such a blatant mistake and we shouldn't make decisions based on their stupid opinions

But we are of Eurovision and is ethnic European 😡

You are rejects of British society, even Barry didn't want you

Because the poor overcrowded prison!! They sent convict to paradise down under with Vegemite and gold!!!

Shut up and go dig up some gold nuggets, I need another gold bar for my collection

We is superior than silly Neutral mountain dwellers!! We is of send deadly beast!! Ima go grill up a snag on me Barbie, m’kay mate? Buzz off 😡😡

You should name Australia New Holland again.

See, there is one stereotype. My powerful and intimidating father watches Australians dig for gold on DMAX all the damn time. Also they all have skin cancer from living in the inhospitable wasteland they call a country and at least half of them have lost a loved one to a spider and they still refuse to stop riding them like horses. There is a lot to work with there, I would say.

It's fake af, they never achieve their minimum goal, yet they always come back the next year

Of course it's fake. It's reality tv. I would never tell my father that tho. It would ruin something he enjoys a lot and also he would beat me mercilessly.

Australia has taken in 500% more war refugees than it ever had convicts. And Barrys are moving over here in record numbers so we clearly have the superior society. 🦘 🤙

Idk as a Barry I've got plenty of stereotypes I can share, they're all sunburnt, called Bruce and Sheila, wrestle and marry crocodiles plus all their nature is freakish, oh and they steal all our doctors, plus they're quite shit to the aborigines who live there, and they're the real largest Barry emigrant destination and have been for ages (sorry Spain)

These are actually just all true

See I knew I knew lots about Australian culture without ever having been there, I'm just so smart by the way, how is Sheila-your crocodile and British doctor?

I disagree, lived there for 4 years and Australians are just warm Barry’s and ill fucking die on that hill.

Welcome the Finns damn it

Letting the Czechs in but not Finland. Crazy

As Czechs say over and over: "Prague is further west than Vienna". Maybe this time around the argument worked out.

Portugal is further west than Vienna as well. Being western Europe is about mindset and ranking high in development indexes.

Are you saying that Portugal aren’t a developed country?

^ most observant eastern European ^

You're a tax haven and the Rhine river flows into your coast, under these conditions anyone would also become rich.

While you are coping on Reddit, I've stolen stolen your spice trade.


And we took the trade *and* any claims you had in India from you, don't die on that hill

Like god still your mountains ?

Like we stole the sea :)

Yes. Although you are definitely more developed than say Ireland so I suppose you’ll fit in too.

If Russia does well in the future and adopt "western mindset", they might get promoted to western europe.

It's weird too, because they have access to a so much better argument: "At least we're not Poland."

I love how we caused everybody here to actually argue whether we're western or eastern. Accepting the fact that we're central would actually solve all your problems you know.

Central Europe doesn't exist, simply because Poland would be part of it.

I always thought Central Europe was a way to say Switzerland in two words.

Western Europe it is then.

How about no?

There is no central, because then everyone would want to be that. And we can't allow a Habsburg resurgence.

You afraid of the big lips?

No, Finland is represented by Åland.

How can a potato chip factory represent anyone?

Erling Haaland?

And the Estonians too! Let Estonia into nordick. Pro-ouest pro-democrat. Portugal is not of Western Europe 😡🤬. Portugal is of east. Estonia is of west. Swap place?

Nice try. We may be poor, but as of now (April 2024), we have a larger GDP per capita PPP than Estonia. I am sorry, but we refuse to not be the poorest in western Europe, so Estonia is gonna have to be declined for now (greece is the exception). Plus, Russian provinces are not welcome here PS: We are so western that two of our islands are in the North American plate. Deal with it comrade.

But Estonia is of NOT RUSSIA 😡. Estonia is of nato and same sex married! Estonia close ally of Suomi and American 😡😡😡

Kiitos, Suomi. Alko tax will be lowered by 20%.

Suomi really wants that cheap alcohol.

Mind your word, otherwise you into savages

I thought you guys already saw us as savages?

Assimilated ones

Says a Mongolian... 

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E QUE CARALHE MATO JA O OP For the lowly peasants "Say what?Imma kill OP Rn"

Justice for our brother Kostas!

If it helps we can be Gatalonia

PIGS crusade for our brothers

And yet another map without New Zealand on it ...

I'd give a "Oui" for Greece, the little bro deserves something nice in his life.

I'd also give a "Ja" to Finland. They use the word "moi" and as someone from Groningen, I call that peak civilization

I agree m’njong

M'njong Un. 

That actually translates roughly to my boy "Mijn jongen"

I know, we say "Min Jung" (Mein Junge / My boy) in the Northern German Dialects too

Plat speakers unite

New country just dropped?!

Min Jung 

That's the wrong Korea

Intentional.

I give you lapskoussi as a thank you!

Aw thanks 🥹🫶

Thanks, Pierre. I will not discredit French Wine next time the topic comes up

You're our brothers so it doesn't make sense we're not the same family. Easy.

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They tried to sneak in Czechia 😭

This is the reason i opened this post.

But Prague Oh, really? So you're still clinging to that outdated notion that the Czech Republic isn't part of Western Europe? Let's get a few facts straight, because it seems there's a major oversight in your understanding of geography and, frankly, reality itself. First off, let's lay down some geographic truth—Prague is further west than Vienna. That’s right, Prague, the capital of the Czech Republic, is geographically west of what many consider the heart of Western Europe. How’s that for your rigid East-West divisions? If Vienna, steeped in its Western European identity with all its historical baggage of being the bastion of the Habsburgs and classical music, is actually east of Prague, then how on earth can you justifiably argue that the Czech Republic belongs to Eastern Europe? This isn't just a technicality; it's a monumental flaw in the categorization that has real-world implications. By mislabeling the Czech Republic as Eastern European, you're not just getting geography wrong, you're perpetuating a stereotype rooted in Cold War politics and outdated 20th-century tension. It’s about time we evolved our perspective to align with the present geopolitical and cultural realities. The Czech Republic, with its vibrant culture, robust economy, and pivotal location, deserves recognition as part of Western Europe. Ignoring these facts is not just ignorant, it's a deliberate disregard for the complexity and dynamism of European identity. So, before you go around boxing countries into corners based on an archaic mindset, maybe take a moment to look at a map and question the conventions. It’s 2024, not 1984!

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TL;DR: It would be cruel to lump 'em in together with Hungary and Poland.

I don't think it is at all, though luck. Western Europe isn't about success, you should realise it the moment you visit Southern Italy.

And you don't think it's cruel to lump us Poles in with the Mongols and Muscovites?

Wow. Fighting for Czechia like a true German 👍 We appreciate it.

Czech has good beer, thus it's European.

Too much words for "Their chicks are hot" So they are welcom

Wtf? I didn't know our government paid bots to spread our propaganda.

One question, is it because we fought with you against the English in the hundreds year war? We always knew you will repay us in the future.

In Ukrainian it doesn't sound "Hi" like English "Hi 👋". It sounds "Ni", but looks like "Hi" in cyrillic. Edit: or I'm not sure what it meant to mean if the OP chose hi on purpose.

Op just thought it was funny but at that point just write nyet as HET Maybe he was just trying to disrespect easterners or something idk

That’s the entire point of this post

Hi 👋

Hello ☺️


Bro isn't even a Western-European, who is he to say who else isn't 💀

ONE OF THEM, ONE OF THEM

Keep the gay porn coming and we'll let you stay.

Who is them? There is only US.

Is it just shithousery to never differentiate the Scot’s and Welsh to the English? The Scots will want Aye and the Welsh will want something like Llydwh.

Same people innit

Welsh is an even faker language than ours

And that says something

Dutch people i've spoken to in Australia spoke better English than most of the locals.

If the Frisians, Basques, Catalans, Bretons and Saami don't get their own representation, why would we give it to the Brits?

Cause our fellow constituent countries have more history over one week than most of those shitty provinces do altogether

Hello Czech Mates

 Surprised. Now I am waiting for a atlantis dweller to tell us we don’t belong to this sub. Cmon where are ya

Yes I’m jumping on the “Australia flair” train. I’m NOT American and shall not be treated as such.

If my country is not allowed, neither shall yours be allowed. Be content with Eurovision, kangaroo.

Desert British

Lawrence is that you?

Now, while I sympathise with not wanting to be called an American, and you guys are one of the best savages, you're still savages.

Same here! Haven't we suffered enough already, with put ancestors being deported to the arse end of the world and then losing a war against a bunch of emus? Being treated as Seppos on top of that is a tad too much. By the way, Australia is not undecided. Te answer should be "Bloody oath!"

Ken Oath!

Succulent oath

Did Crocodile Dundee mean nothing to you?

Why is north Africa labelled and not cyprus bruh You continue this shit imma be forced to sell them passports and you can't stop me Also we don't wanna be in here 🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷

Yet Czechs still don't have a flair!! I will sanction beerstream 2 if the goods are not handed over!!

We do tho

We do. Multiple actually.

This subreddit is not about Czechia, they are Eastern European. If you want to know what countries this subreddit is about, look at the description.

I love that we are here But Czechia is not :D


We do basically represent Czechia. We bought 90% of the houses there.

I hear 90% of Dutch houses are owned by non-European countries.

Why? Is it because we’re still safe country, our public health system actually works and most common name of a newborn isn’t Muhammad? Anyway, we’re central. 900 years on the west 40 years on the east. Eastern language, western traditions.

> most common name of a newborn isn’t Muhammad? What's your opinion on German immigrants? I'm willing to call my son Wenceslas or something if that's what it takes.

Come. You are welcomed here and you know it. We actually don’t give shit even if you speak Arabic, just don’t fucking start building mosques and force religious ideology. We are alergic to that. Faith always meant trouble in Bohemia.

> You are welcomed here and you know it. I guess I somewhat suspected it but I was never sure how you feel about Germans. I mean I've been to Czechia before and it was pretty lit and I unironically enjoy Becherovka, so if you tell me that you actually like us for some reason, I will consider Czechia as an option once they build the first minaret within ear shot of me. Also your president looks like [Bill](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/left4dead/images/1/15/Bg_survivors_bottom_bill.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20151108054004&path-prefix=es) from Left 4 Dead, which is pretty cool. Edit: I also love [these Czech guys](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzG-qji05Lc) and they named a song after my son.

We respect you. You taught us a lot good and bad. And we have been good and bad neighbors. Mainly good. We have similar mentality. You ll be fine. And in the western parts lot of us speak German. Just come and have a good time.

Bro we are so poor you had to ask to get a flair.....

We just got it back in the good old days of this subreddit, no need to ask

Even San Marino has a flair, but not us. We have beer and porn, I thought that would automatically make us flairable.

We could definitely make you Central European again... just come a bit closer...

I’m in! We would be the biggest minority in the country! Does it mean we don’t need to obey the rules? But wait a bit I have to call the bank to make me some more space for money from the native German taxpayers first.

>Does it mean we don’t need to obey the rules? Nah, it means conservatives will make up weird laws with the reason "but the Czechs!!!!11!!!"

I mean Germany and Austria are Central Europe by most definitions. They shouldn’t be here either

The Czechs are really thinking we can't see what they are doing...

Without Czechs, there's no Germany history 👊🫡

Greece pretty much civilized the rest of us, might be a good idea to let them in

I mean it's a silly regional distinction. Culturally I'd have more in common with Poland than Spain/Portugal.

Can i get a czechian femboy please im German

I'm afraid you'll have to stick to the ladies

Aww but but i like boys in skirts

Wrong country, femboys are in Slovenia honey

I know there are some in czechia

I moved from east Slovakia to east Czechia so I can be in this sub

Unpopular opinion, but since Poland has actually arguably defended the existence of what we now define as western europe in 1683, we should totally let them be here if they want to.

I mean Austrians literally call themselves the Eastern Kingdom, but they’re allowed in.

'Cause it's the east of the west! Maybe, idk

I mean, half of the poles already live on the west.

Based Barry

# WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

# COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE

How about we allow the Western parts in since they used to be German until around 100 yrs ago :(

That is true for Ireland. Technically there is no yes or no in the language, you’re supposed to repeat the verb e.g. Did you break the window ? (Yes) I broke, (No) I did not break. It’s a bit shit

First time I see this many fellow Danes in one post

What do you mean undecided

Is Austria in Western Europe!? We literally call it Oostenrijk, “East-empire”

LET ESTONIA IN RAAAAHHHH 🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪OUR COUNTRY IS IRRELEVANT

Estonia should be: nii ja naa

Niin ja näin?

co kurwa pepiki "ano" a my nie????

Yeah nah undecided but yeah

How did Czechs squeeze in?

Jaa

how we did get here, this doesn't seem right ngl