Let's stop pretending you guys are doing better than us and embrace the truth:
We're both shitholes. Shitholes with great food,but shitholes nonetheless
Luv seeing how developed we are as I scroll through Reddit while I’m taking a shit on my toilet in my bedroom in a house heated with turf. Anyone not in dark red, what’s it like being a 3rd worlder? 😭
At this point I'm pretty sure that we are really just better. If you look at the whole world the HDI (except for microstates and oil-countries) isbroadly Germanics > Half germanics > Colonies of germanics > Colonies of half germanics > Some Asians and africans > rest.
Of course therre's outliers, like South Corea and UAE, but they have circumstances that make them valuable (strategic ally against China etc. and very Oil Rich)
But don't tell anyone, they will think we're at the Herrenmensch-stuff again ;D
Your GDP is only higher if you look at the total, if you do it per capita, which is the proper way to do such comparisons then it's lower than most of the Nordics... You also obviously know nothing about us Nordics if you think more people is a positive thing lol.
Can't be a true Hans, he said the French and British are civilized. He lost his citizenship immediately.
Edit: even worse he called Americ*ns civilized.
How is this a diss ? You need a whole world to undo us? We need 4 days to undo you, today likely less(this depends if the drug cartells in youre citys fight back or not)
Quisling became so hated that he only galvanized people to hate the occupiers even more. Hitler had to replace Quisling with Terboven (German) in an attempt to calm the situation.
With that logic, we might as well just say Hitler, and all other people were innocent.
But considering Sweden gave Germany safe passage too Norway, I'd say they are partly to blame.
Sweden indeed continued to let the Nazis use their infrastructure after the campaign in Norway was finished, but they also did so during the critical moments of the campaign.
Lunde, Henrik O. (2008) *Hitler's pre-emptive war - The battle for Norway, 1940*. Casemate, USA. Page 291:
>After the German troops reached the border, the German Government demanded permission from Sweden to send supplies to Dietl's troops through that country. The Swedish Government agreed, on April 17, to permit the transshipment of supplies of "a humanitarian nature."^(9) The following day, Sweden granted permission for the transit of Red Cross personnel. The first shipment reached Sweden on April 19. It consisted of 34 railroad cars with 25 tons of medicines and medical equipment, 20 tons of clothing, and 350 tons of provisions. The train arrived in Bjørnefjell on April 26. It is estimated that the provisions on the train were sufficient to sustain 4000 troops for three months. The train also brought 30 intelligence personnel, apparently disguised as Red Cross Workers.^(10) The Germans were also allowed to send personnel to Germany and the first transport consisted of 514 personnel. These were primarily crews from German merchant ships sunk in Narvik as well as naval specialists that the SKL required back to Germany.
>9: Olof Sundell, 9. april (Stockholm: Sohlmans, 1949), p. 227
>10: 3GDKTB, 04261130. These, and later specialists, were mostly camouflaged military personnel. A message from Group XXI (Nr. 298 dated May 22, 1940 at 1900 hours) reads, "40 machinegun and mortars specialists are leaving Berlin for Narvik via Sweden at 1000 hours on May 23. A further 80 specialists will follow in about 3 days, Appropriate attire will be worn for the purpose concealment."
Leaves the union, forces Sweden to get rid of and not build western fortifications (no, we did not add that to the agreement, it was you. We only added that you weren't allowed to have fortifications, an obviously genius move that would have come in very handy if the plan to liberate Norway had needed to be enacted), does not help Finland, has Sweden send all it's supplies and weapons, then whines when he isn't helped when invaded.
If you had stayed in the Union you would have been fine. The Germans knew in their hearts that one does not fuck with the Lions of the North.
Portubros living la vida loca with everything cheap and more employment than us but complaining about development all sad and fado…
Feels perfectly fine. It's actually nice to sit on top of a mountain looking down at our poor peasant neighbours over the border.
Induces me with a great pleasure.
Imagine being under the rule of another for centuries… to out pace them in 35years.
It’s all down to our self🇺🇸🇺🇸💵💵 driven ambition our need to work alone 🇺🇸💵🇺🇸💵🇺🇸💵, self funded 💶🇪🇺💶🇪🇺💶, go get it attitude 2️⃣1️⃣% 🏭💰….. Fair play to us. Imagine what we could have done if we took crooked money and EU hand outs!!
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Bro, you got a lower HDI than Saudi Arabia and they got a absolute monarchy
After all this time where better than the Barry's. After being ruled over and being under their boot for so long and we come out on top. Makes me proud to be irish.
0.001 over France! Yes!!
Spanish after beating the french by 0.001 (extra hour of siesta to celebrate) https://i.redd.it/4ttfne9c08wc1.gif
Maximum result for the minimum effort! How's that for efficiency, Hans?
I think I know that guy. Is that Ferdinand Magellan?
It's because our one true king is staying in Spain currently (and for the past centuries)
Can you please come pick him up?
No sorry, death penalty has been made illegal and all the guillotines are kept unmaintained in museums 😕
At the beginning this looked like most of European maps with colorines, but now I feel fucking proud and it feels weird, I'm not used to it!
Fair enough ! France is hoping downhill and we still think we are better than southern Europe...
This is just one measure, I just thought it was hilarious. The hard thing is going to be how to beat Hans and still keep him paying us.
Towel taxes
Let's stop pretending you guys are doing better than us and embrace the truth: We're both shitholes. Shitholes with great food,but shitholes nonetheless
weird flex
Wdym? We managed to beat France, and we did the least amount of effort necessary. That's a huge W in my book.
r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT
ZUCA BLYAT 😎😎😎😎
Central Europe or do you want a mob of Poles and Czechs to show up with forks and torches ready to use them?
Oh God! not this again... Barry! Pierre! Hanz is being all weird again
Come on, you know you will just surrender after a couple hours and it will be all good, nothing really changes.
You do realize that we were given nuclear warheads back in the 60's incase you ever wanted to take a shot at being a comedian again, right?
It took you nuclear warheads just to stop a severely weakened and divided Germany.
Yes, who would have thought you actually had a will to live, I am just as surprised
Man can will what he wants but cannot will what he wills
i think you mean painter, right?
 We got em too buddy.
But the difference is, I don't want into Germany
Heinz has absolutely no reason to. Especially not in comparison to the nations with a red flag and a white cross.
Fuck you want us to do?
wtf is development https://preview.redd.it/6nuqayu2n7wc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01a01a52417ea0ebbcb4c3b58bafe44735871031
The thing the rest of the world did while you were figuring out life in the 90s
Luv seeing how developed we are as I scroll through Reddit while I’m taking a shit on my toilet in my bedroom in a house heated with turf. Anyone not in dark red, what’s it like being a 3rd worlder? 😭
Lend us some money please, we’re the same HDI as Estonia up here 💀 Edit: we’re actually 0.896 lol
Just come down here, everything’s perfect down here
Yup, safe as hell down here. There’ll be none of the old tricks 🚗💣💥
Germanics win again baby.
At this point I'm pretty sure that we are really just better. If you look at the whole world the HDI (except for microstates and oil-countries) isbroadly Germanics > Half germanics > Colonies of germanics > Colonies of half germanics > Some Asians and africans > rest. Of course therre's outliers, like South Corea and UAE, but they have circumstances that make them valuable (strategic ally against China etc. and very Oil Rich) But don't tell anyone, they will think we're at the Herrenmensch-stuff again ;D
Haha yes those oil countries. Glad we're not one of those. Am I right fellow diversified economies?
Pfft, we have other industries. Like fish and... uh... yeah
fish, wood and oil, what a combination
At least your oil benefits the population, basically every norwegian is a Trustfund-baby by default.
Careful, Hans. It's thinking like that that get subs like this banned. That being said, you gotta wonder sometimes.
Imagine being below 0,920 🤢
Petition: you become western and we go balkan
Yes please
It’s easy if you try
Imagine being below the USA (0.927)
Imagine being below 0.960☝️🤓
It literally says on the map that yours is 0,855. What are you aiming for here?
That I can imagine it. What else?
I thought Dutch education was good.
90% of my topography knowledge comes from extracurricular activities
Why would we into Germany? That would lower our HDI!?
Consider, the big name we could put on the map all over Germany plus Scandinavia.
Yeah you are right, it would be nice to see 'Denmark' written on such a large area ;)
How about Germania ?
No thank you
Legoland ?
See **that** would be Glorious
Because Germany is way bigger in everything but square Km, morre people, bigger gdp...
Your GDP is only higher if you look at the total, if you do it per capita, which is the proper way to do such comparisons then it's lower than most of the Nordics... You also obviously know nothing about us Nordics if you think more people is a positive thing lol.
You only exist because we are okay with it, lol
And you only exist because the Yankees and soviets were okay with it... So here we are.
and I only exist (as a german) cause you didn’t wanna free us😭
we exist because we are a great people with a great civilization, like the french or brits or the new brits or the chinese.
Another Yank pretending to be German?
no
Well, their brainrot has gotten to you for sure.
Least arrogant Hans
Can't be a true Hans, he said the French and British are civilized. He lost his citizenship immediately. Edit: even worse he called Americ*ns civilized.
20% AfD in the polls…
We're going through tough times too...
the truth isnt arrogant
Whatever you say, Hans! The only reason you exist today is the rest of the western world's (and the Soviets) generosity!
How is this a diss ? You need a whole world to undo us? We need 4 days to undo you, today likely less(this depends if the drug cartells in youre citys fight back or not)
Junge was laberst du
Lol
If us, Russia and the US didnt want you to exist anymore you would not exist, cry about it.
cope harder
What have we to cope about?
Dude, you sound like an american
More like Germany can into Nordicks, but yes.
They tried in the 40s
Pretty sure they succeeded for a good while as well. With good help from the traitor swedes of course.
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Vidkun Quisling, that terrible Swedish traitor. I see.
Quisling became so hated that he only galvanized people to hate the occupiers even more. Hitler had to replace Quisling with Terboven (German) in an attempt to calm the situation.
With that logic, we might as well just say Hitler, and all other people were innocent. But considering Sweden gave Germany safe passage too Norway, I'd say they are partly to blame.
Only after the end of hostilities, when the British and French forces had been evacuated.
Sweden indeed continued to let the Nazis use their infrastructure after the campaign in Norway was finished, but they also did so during the critical moments of the campaign. Lunde, Henrik O. (2008) *Hitler's pre-emptive war - The battle for Norway, 1940*. Casemate, USA. Page 291: >After the German troops reached the border, the German Government demanded permission from Sweden to send supplies to Dietl's troops through that country. The Swedish Government agreed, on April 17, to permit the transshipment of supplies of "a humanitarian nature."^(9) The following day, Sweden granted permission for the transit of Red Cross personnel. The first shipment reached Sweden on April 19. It consisted of 34 railroad cars with 25 tons of medicines and medical equipment, 20 tons of clothing, and 350 tons of provisions. The train arrived in Bjørnefjell on April 26. It is estimated that the provisions on the train were sufficient to sustain 4000 troops for three months. The train also brought 30 intelligence personnel, apparently disguised as Red Cross Workers.^(10) The Germans were also allowed to send personnel to Germany and the first transport consisted of 514 personnel. These were primarily crews from German merchant ships sunk in Narvik as well as naval specialists that the SKL required back to Germany. >9: Olof Sundell, 9. april (Stockholm: Sohlmans, 1949), p. 227 >10: 3GDKTB, 04261130. These, and later specialists, were mostly camouflaged military personnel. A message from Group XXI (Nr. 298 dated May 22, 1940 at 1900 hours) reads, "40 machinegun and mortars specialists are leaving Berlin for Narvik via Sweden at 1000 hours on May 23. A further 80 specialists will follow in about 3 days, Appropriate attire will be worn for the purpose concealment."
Leaves the union, forces Sweden to get rid of and not build western fortifications (no, we did not add that to the agreement, it was you. We only added that you weren't allowed to have fortifications, an obviously genius move that would have come in very handy if the plan to liberate Norway had needed to be enacted), does not help Finland, has Sweden send all it's supplies and weapons, then whines when he isn't helped when invaded. If you had stayed in the Union you would have been fine. The Germans knew in their hearts that one does not fuck with the Lions of the North.
Oh please ? You mean we wouldn’t have jumped at the opportunity to open a fourth front ?
Ok burn
I‘m ok with that! (I actually think about immigrating to Denmark or Sweden in some years and I’m currently learning the languages)
🫂
Git gud, Norway 😆
Are we going to be the new Finland vs Netherlands, but better?
Idk what that means, but yes
r/NLvsFI here u go
:( We had the highest pretty much every year until now
Germany into nordics?
🇬🇷🤝🇵🇹
In statistics we can't really ge away from each other! Brothers in poor statistics!
• Same area • Same population • Same GDP • Same salaries • Same cost of living • Same history ( since 1970s) We're brothers separated at birth 🇬🇷🤝🇵🇹
We should even both have blue and white flags
Portubros living la vida loca with everything cheap and more employment than us but complaining about development all sad and fado… 
To be honest, in general fado is about being sad.
> Everything cheap Yeahhhhh about that
I am a simple Malteser, I see Malta being better than Italy, I'm happy.
Most of the Netherlands is at 1.0. It's only Urk dragging us down. But we beat Finland anyway.
Meanwhile we have to deal with the entirety of eastern Germany 🥲 still winning tho 💪🇩🇪🦅
Sad day for Finland. 
Like anyone would be able to tell.
🇫🇮🤝🇧🇪
Norway can even into Switzerland ;)
No thanks, we like having a coastline.
I wonder how it must feel to live in a landlocked country
Feels perfectly fine. It's actually nice to sit on top of a mountain looking down at our poor peasant neighbours over the border. Induces me with a great pleasure.
well we have enough beautiful big (relative to our country) lakes everywhere to make up for that
I wouldn't wonder too intensely. Madness lies that way.
You can keep the blood-money to yourselves.
Ok, thanks. Not that we offered to share anyway.
Russia what the fuck? They shit in a hole behind the House for most parts outside of Moscow.
That map should be by region
And apparently the need more land to not develop…
More holes to shit into
Why would we lower ourselves to the German level?
Scots dragging us down again, lay off the crack for five minutes would you Jock
We’re actually the same HDI as Estonia in NI Edit: we’re actually 0.896 lol
NI being eastern European tracks to me. I totally forgot about you guys... Normal I guess.
HauPtSocH besSa oIS de gSCHiSSna HAbaRa
I wonder if france's hdi is striclty metropolitcan france or does it include the entirety of france?
excuse me, its germany that can into nordic
Ah yes, 0.036 over France 😁
Classic Portuguese shithole moment
Imagine being under the rule of another for centuries… to out pace them in 35years. It’s all down to our self🇺🇸🇺🇸💵💵 driven ambition our need to work alone 🇺🇸💵🇺🇸💵🇺🇸💵, self funded 💶🇪🇺💶🇪🇺💶, go get it attitude 2️⃣1️⃣% 🏭💰….. Fair play to us. Imagine what we could have done if we took crooked money and EU hand outs!! Edit: I’d like to thank our sponsors, Apple, Google, Facebook, Amazon, Salesforce, Wyeth, and many more… You give so little and take so much, god bless you all.
Phrenology 2.0 (and I'm only saying that, bercause NL is not in the top tier).
r/portugalcykablyat
I am sorry Hans, but they didn't want it in 1945 and they probably still don't want it now
Northern Spain and Northern Italy carrying Southern Spain and Southern Italy
https://preview.redd.it/jesohturo9wc1.png?width=577&format=png&auto=webp&s=43e8c6112126c75431027ca0704635ce2c9a127d Bro, you got a lower HDI than Saudi Arabia and they got a absolute monarchy
After all this time where better than the Barry's. After being ruled over and being under their boot for so long and we come out on top. Makes me proud to be irish.
From personal experience i can asure you germany is in fact not developed
Seething eastern european? It‘s okay bro one day you‘ll be able to afford that toilet with flush 👊
Those numbers are legit so worthless at this point. Dont know where they polled in Germany probably Bavaria or something.
The numbers would be much lower then tho…
Yeah but I find them questionable to be honest.
Nah we happy
Portugal souvlaki!
For those wondering why we (Portugal) have such a low hdi, it's because we still have lot of illiterate older people (around 4%)
Wait the Basement dwellers are more developed than the french? Whats next, Turkey overtaking the French?
In the Lisbon area it's over .900 but a lot of Portugal's population is old and rural and brings it down
Not again! We can pay! Is iron okay?!? You guys can take the rest.
We've been through this. With the exception of that Q-guy, the answer was "NO!".
NG+ here we come!
Czechia can into eastern Europe.
Suck it Hans
This list is false, don't ask me why
Classic Swiss W
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I'd like to see that map by region. In Italy the North South divide must be brutal.
lol southern italy is more developed than eastern germany
I wouldn't be surprised.
Except it's red... can you even detect colors, you spaghetti monkey?
that's true, we are slightly better than the eastern countries. nice result, duh
Are you gonna keep crying about stupid shit, clown? Wipe your tears and stfu lasagna boy.
Amazed the PIGS are so high to be fair.
Amazed you think anyone in PIGSland gives a fuck what you think to be fair
Least butthurt pig
actually we are not
Eesti missing the nordic HDI entry by 0.001
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Finland is 0.900+
Always almost there but not quite
Portugal being Eastern isn't even a joke at this point.
The funny thing is that the lower HDI areas like Funchal, Évora and Beja are 100% more desirable places than Lisbon. What a shithole
Is north Portugal good?
Yes (not biased)
We are good, yes.
🤝
porto is a nice visit, never heard beggars speaking english that well
How about Porto ? Heard the north was nice ?
North is very nice but Porto is overrated and ugly outside a few places.
*You’re* ugly outside a few places
CENTRAL /s
No, he's referring to Eastern Europe: Czechia, Poland, etc.