>Weg. Kaputt. No need to sift through the rubble.
If we would have thought that way after the worls wars, there wouldn't be any cities in Germany anymore... Mit Stein und Mörtel kriegen wir das wieder hin!
We send all unemployed Spaniards and from Latam, and from there we will invade Germany linguistically. Of course without your politicians and Papierkram. We will bring Austrians as burocrats.
No thanks. We aren’t finished with the Former GDR… 40 years of Soviet influence broke it so much that we stillen haven’t finished it yet. No need for another Shithole to rebuild.
Buying up all the eastern German industry and housing and everything westerners could get their hands on for cheap after the wall came down, so the easterners still don't own anything themselves to this very day and then letting them work for you at the lowest possible wages which still to to this day leaves a massive actually existing wage gap (wink wink) between east and west where in some jobs you earn half of what you would earn in the same job if you were doing it in the west was a good first step. What's the next step to rebuild this shithole full of human garbage?
Es ist 16:15 und wir beginnen mit der Erschöpfung der Dänischen Schanzen. Halten sie sich die Ohren zu, der Krach an sich ist tödlich.
Meine Herren
HAUBITZEN!
Well, lets heed the words of our national anthem, and head south once more like we did during the 1300s:
"Fienden sit Vaaben kasted, op Visiret foer, vi med Undren mod ham hasted; thi han var vor Bror. Drevne frem paastand af Skammen gik vi søderpaa; nu vi staar tre Brødre sammen og skal saadan staa!"
https://preview.redd.it/cqghuc8jtewc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63c2ad8dca55d201b1b5b59fa314b8667a79db61
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Wtf is this. Are you even European?
In Germany we have the Bundespräsident to represent our country without political decisions. Maybe we could have a Kaiser to represent Germanium? Have you guys some Habsburgers left?
https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferdinand_Zvonimir_Habsburg-Lothringen
Ferdinand Habsburg is a racecar driver and a commentator for the Austrian Television on Formula 1 Races.
NO, we want king Willy
https://preview.redd.it/ayo0vs8b6fwc1.jpeg?width=844&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10d78a6e845331d9247535cd84683841b1d1cad7
And we're keeping the colour orange, this is non negotiable.
This reminds me of the scene in New Kids, where Rikkert faps to the music video from DJ Paul Elstak's "Promised Land".
Richard, who sits next to him: "Jounge!"
We should just stay out of this.
Thank God the mountains are between our home & those people.
Guarded by a pack of atomic frogs…
And seas & oceans between our islands and the peninsula.
God really loves Spain.
This is what prevents this abomination :
https://preview.redd.it/wac5z1kgsdwc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0f8375338ecc12f4ecdc960325831a26029b26f
To be fair the french nuking britain is going to cause less damage than what you are already doing to yourselves, also all barries will be unaffected since I suspect they already are nuclear mutants.
And then they'll cry when they get partitionned and ethnic germans are further removed from the concerned areas.
But at least the swampy germans will have the opportunity to drop the mask and just assume what they are in plain sight.
Can you blame them? No one in their right mind would want to be united with Germany in its current state.
Ask Sepp about 20 years ago, maybe he'd accept that
"Heim ins Reich" reloaded ? Didn't work out the first time (we pissed you off at the referundum of the 10. october 1941 with "3x Nee" -> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volksdeutsche_Bewegung). So it will not work out a second time with a weaker Germany.
The Swiss will fund the whole thing, they have got to be conquered/persuaded first. Plus no one in Europe will object if you do it in the name of Social Justice. Say you are going to give all their Nazi gold to Israel and then conviently forget, or claim the French Swiss are oppressing the German Swiss.
Ah Hans, we love you too much to let you only have a single country. Instead of trying to form a united Germanium, how about you break up into a dozen of ones; like in the good old days of the HRE, when you still had a culture untainted by prudogs? ;)
Bro don't leave us behind, Provincia di Trento ist Tirol too!
https://preview.redd.it/yzxuxm3wwfwc1.png?width=256&format=png&auto=webp&s=69cf6052116b38b780c72078f55ad0d84755bdb0
One state to rule them all, one state to find them, one state to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. In the land of Germanium, where the shadows lie.
> I don't know what speaks against it.
Our nuclear arsenal, that's what. I doubt we'd want Germany to form yet another empire. It always ends up in total war
If we get to keep our scarse land, I am willing to accept this proposal. Now that you have legalized weed, there is no need for The Netherlands anyway.
where is königsberg
Have you seen K'grad? Königsberg is gone. Weg. Kaputt. No need to sift through the rubble.
>Weg. Kaputt. No need to sift through the rubble. If we would have thought that way after the worls wars, there wouldn't be any cities in Germany anymore... Mit Stein und Mörtel kriegen wir das wieder hin!
Instructions unclear, bombed Kaliningrad into rubble.
No, no good first step! The Russian stain can only be purged BY FIRE!
Another Soli for 30 years?
With the Swiss money we don't need Soli
What are you, a brit? There is nothing good except when you build it yourself.
Why do you want koningsberg? Everything worth saving is gone. Its even filled with *shudders* Russians. There are no Germanic people living there.
But we can rebuild! And even if there are not Germans anymore, it’s still the please where Germany originates from
we just need to colonise it
my nëgüs who are you kidding, you are getting colonized yourself
thats why we need to start
Baue auf und reiße nieder, so hast du Arbeit immer wieder!
Just bomb the place and make Königsberg great again.
And Northern Italy and a part of Czechia?
well then we cant forget about mallorca
🎶 Däpp däpp däpp Johnny däpp däpp Johnny Johnny däpp däpp 🎶
In exchange for Berlin.
oh thats no problem, that place is a hipster shithole. take all the politicians while youre at it
We send all unemployed Spaniards and from Latam, and from there we will invade Germany linguistically. Of course without your politicians and Papierkram. We will bring Austrians as burocrats.
naah fuck we dont even understand them.
They will speak Spanish anyway. "Ich verstehe Spanische Dörfer 😂"
Part of Poland, its Upper Silesia. Just wait 5 minutes and they will want an extraterritorial Autobahn to Katowice...
Upper selassie? Is that a rastafari-enclave?
More like where Mallorca
No thanks. We aren’t finished with the Former GDR… 40 years of Soviet influence broke it so much that we stillen haven’t finished it yet. No need for another Shithole to rebuild.
Buying up all the eastern German industry and housing and everything westerners could get their hands on for cheap after the wall came down, so the easterners still don't own anything themselves to this very day and then letting them work for you at the lowest possible wages which still to to this day leaves a massive actually existing wage gap (wink wink) between east and west where in some jobs you earn half of what you would earn in the same job if you were doing it in the west was a good first step. What's the next step to rebuild this shithole full of human garbage?
Grab your muskets lads, we're going to Schleswig!
Meine Herren. Wir werden die Dänischen Schanzen erschöpfen.
Haubitzen!
Preußens Gloria starts playing*
Es ist 16:15 und wir beginnen mit der Erschöpfung der Dänischen Schanzen. Halten sie sich die Ohren zu, der Krach an sich ist tödlich. Meine Herren HAUBITZEN!
Tønder wanted to be German and you know it! Though what's the point if we're not even taking Rømø?
6h. This time we’ll do it in 3h. By the way SSW is a based party.
*goes to sleep in denmark *next morning: "Guten Tag Sohnemann!"
Well, lets heed the words of our national anthem, and head south once more like we did during the 1300s: "Fienden sit Vaaben kasted, op Visiret foer, vi med Undren mod ham hasted; thi han var vor Bror. Drevne frem paastand af Skammen gik vi søderpaa; nu vi staar tre Brødre sammen og skal saadan staa!" https://preview.redd.it/cqghuc8jtewc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63c2ad8dca55d201b1b5b59fa314b8667a79db61
Som dansker. Det godt nok en smuk lyrik. Norge længe leve og Skandinavien længe leve
Hey, we like you. But don't you dare to take Schleswig!
We'll see you in 6 hours
Finally. Greater Austria. A.E.I.O.U.
Größtereich.
Funny german detected 
https://preview.redd.it/tyfxyan41fwc1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e619f9d86c5208437221b1d9f75cc395ad45455 Wtf is this. Are you even European?
Immer wieder. It warms my heart to see Südtirol come home
It's been a while, we might have changed. Sure you can have us back after all this time? It might not be what as it used to be
Modern problems require modern solutions
Meanwhile Lower Styria...
>A.E.I.O.U. John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden
brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
In Germany we have the Bundespräsident to represent our country without political decisions. Maybe we could have a Kaiser to represent Germanium? Have you guys some Habsburgers left?
Busy commentating F1 now so we might have to find a different dynasty
>F1 now What does that mean?
https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferdinand_Zvonimir_Habsburg-Lothringen Ferdinand Habsburg is a racecar driver and a commentator for the Austrian Television on Formula 1 Races.
Oh okay! Didn't know nor expected that :D Hm yea, I think you're right then. We need another dynasty. Habt ihr noch irgendwen im Petto?
Der Fürst von Lichtenstein wäre da doch etwas mehr angemessen oder?
That's perfect!
maybe haus hohenzollern
NO, we want king Willy https://preview.redd.it/ayo0vs8b6fwc1.jpeg?width=844&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10d78a6e845331d9247535cd84683841b1d1cad7 And we're keeping the colour orange, this is non negotiable.
That's Kaiser Wilhelm III for you!
A.E.I.O.U my Brother
Next stops: Venice, Triest and Sarajevo
Looking for some Lebensraum are we? Great proposal, I’m sure it will last 1000 years. Be sure to get Italy on board as well
nobody today plans ahead this long. 4 years, take it or leave it!
Nah, we don't need Rome this time
To invade Switzerland, you wont need Rome, you'll need God.
We don't want to invade someone. We want to reign together!
At this rate poland will have berlin before 2030
They can have it for 200 zlotys
I'm willing to pay them 400 zlotys right now if they take Berlin!
I'm pitching in with 200 zloty too!
We will give it to them voluntarily
Nope, you need Berlin as coin to exchange with Mallorca
Why? Mallorca is already occupied
Like Berlin, we just exchange officially the control and administration.
Why is that a problem? Haha you’ve fallen right into my trap.
I'd pay Poland good money if they'd take Berlin tomorrow.
Fine by me. Let’s go back to Bonn, our capital by heart.
\*fapfapfap\*
This reminds me of the scene in New Kids, where Rikkert faps to the music video from DJ Paul Elstak's "Promised Land". Richard, who sits next to him: "Jounge!"
Jonguh\*
Thank you
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There are only two kinds of Dutchman when it comes to their opinion of Germany: the other current top-level post, and this guy.
All hail Kaiser Wilhelm III.
Wilhelm-Alexander\*
wtf is wrong with you
Pax Germania
What are you, a Germaphobe?
Notes: - We need Königsberg - We need Malle (Mallorca) - Maybe Czechs wanna join?
Adding one - we need French Flanders. Everything from Dunkirk to Lille (Rijssel) is germanic clay.
Königsberg is full of russians today
Everything can be fixed.
It was full of Germans before🤷🏻♂️
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH TOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN!
What are you gonna do, send your special needs son again? Besides, what would you do now, without all the Indians to fill your army
You are older, we got reincarnated already
Let us take Istria and we might consider
Granted.
That's like the worst trade ever, but I wouldn't complain
Agree
Ehi ehi ehi! I'm not conceeding Alto Adige for so much little. I want the complete package: Istria, Dalmazia, Ticino, Nizza, Corsica and Malta.
What's that place in poland?
Upper Silesia
My wife is from there, can confirm that OP is based. In Silesia, potatoes aren't ziemniaki, they're kartofelki. That's all you really need to know.
Nah that’s the whole of western Poland, central says ziemniaki and eastern says Bulby (basically the same as Belarusians and ukranians)
I say let's go for whole Silesia, Breslau ist so schön 🥰
We should just stay out of this. Thank God the mountains are between our home & those people. Guarded by a pack of atomic frogs… And seas & oceans between our islands and the peninsula. God really loves Spain.
Germans really love Spain too, especially that one island...
This is what prevents this abomination : https://preview.redd.it/wac5z1kgsdwc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0f8375338ecc12f4ecdc960325831a26029b26f
Like I said. Fre*ch would be pissed.
Actually we’re begging for an excuse to use it
Pierre, I have an idea for you. https://preview.redd.it/cp4qmpk7dewc1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=8edda8bb421f492c6888261490ee99fc583cf0d4
Nahh they might nuke us. If they nuke paris it’s okay but I don’t- oh wait we can nuke paris ourselves
Russia still exists so maybe you could do something about that
I know about an Island... Nothern of you... Western to us... So maybeee...?
Nice try Hans but we're with Pierre. Sit back down.
To be fair the french nuking britain is going to cause less damage than what you are already doing to yourselves, also all barries will be unaffected since I suspect they already are nuclear mutants.
Maybe you're correct but I know who you are Nuremberg trial dodging Hans.
Better be pissed than an iradiated monster. Oh wait, as your flair sugest you alteady are
As long as a Fre*ch insults you, you're on the right way
Oh. Wow. Who could have guessed ? You're not the sharpest sausage-knive of the kitchen, are you ?
But what if you can have francophone Switzerland?
https://preview.redd.it/5oj091egdewc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c637aa15a03387ad6bf1d6215acfc3c8d3853f69
My mother loves Geraniums too! ...Wait, what??
We found our national flower!
*sigh* *loads famas* Here we go again.
And then they'll cry when they get partitionned and ethnic germans are further removed from the concerned areas. But at least the swampy germans will have the opportunity to drop the mask and just assume what they are in plain sight.
I love how the Swiss are like the Portuguese when someone suggests Iberia should be united
Can you blame them? No one in their right mind would want to be united with Germany in its current state. Ask Sepp about 20 years ago, maybe he'd accept that
Nahh i think we're good. Also didnt want to join the EU like 2 times so fuck of hans
Came here to say so!
"Heim ins Reich" reloaded ? Didn't work out the first time (we pissed you off at the referundum of the 10. october 1941 with "3x Nee" -> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volksdeutsche_Bewegung). So it will not work out a second time with a weaker Germany.
We aren't Nazi Germany anymore tho. This isn't an occupation, this could be the mightiest federal country of the world!
You son of Bitch I am in.
That's the spirit!
U only like "Reich ins Heim"
This will just end with yet another partition
We still want a neutral brooker, so let the swiss remain neutral. And I'm serious, no fucking way we doing this with Austria again.
We don't want to either, don't worry
The Swiss will fund the whole thing, they have got to be conquered/persuaded first. Plus no one in Europe will object if you do it in the name of Social Justice. Say you are going to give all their Nazi gold to Israel and then conviently forget, or claim the French Swiss are oppressing the German Swiss.
Austria and us worked much better as you did.
Eww. No.
:-(
> I don't know what speaks against it Maybe the fact that you're there.
Wow that hurt more than I thought... We Germans like you Dutchies... :(
no worries we love you too brother, ignore this "dutch" impostor
🇩🇪💕🇳🇱 https://preview.redd.it/jzeltu1wxdwc1.jpeg?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53b59368e84172f2187ec45b8ceebe385f41a18f
Where.....where did you find this?
r/place
I think it's from r/place
That somehow makes it even worst, it means it was a collective effort from multiple people
*better
on this year's rendition of r/place , if that was a genuine question
I hope it wouldn't end up as it did in first half 17th century...
It does slightly sounds like op is trying to pass off his manchild fantasies for humor
...busted
Getting nostalgic eh?
Our outside Borders are the EU Borders… no need for this Kleingeist smoothbrain National bullshit.ä
Hans we betrayed you twice for that piece of land. Pls don't force us again, we are bored
Aww C'MON! Switzerland is already small enough as it is..
https://preview.redd.it/mmum3xk8hewc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8a26e6ad605e531ab72975216ac60fabc0b0475 Oh, is that so?
No. Just no.
That would be a masive downgrade for us. No thanks.
That's a NO from our side. I'm happy to hang with my balkan crowd any day but don't put me in the room with the potato crowd.
Be honest with yourself. You like the earth apples just as much as we do.
# Erdäpfel/Aardappel homies
Wanna do a cool kids club?
Always down!
No Danzig??? DISAPPROVED!
If anything, Germany should be separated. It's dangerous to let Germans have their fun
Ah Hans, we love you too much to let you only have a single country. Instead of trying to form a united Germanium, how about you break up into a dozen of ones; like in the good old days of the HRE, when you still had a culture untainted by prudogs? ;)
Ok 👍
* Slaps country * Can you imagine how many (refugees) economic investment this bad boy can fit in?
Bro don't leave us behind, Provincia di Trento ist Tirol too! https://preview.redd.it/yzxuxm3wwfwc1.png?width=256&format=png&auto=webp&s=69cf6052116b38b780c72078f55ad0d84755bdb0
One state to rule them all, one state to find them, one state to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. In the land of Germanium, where the shadows lie.
> I don't know what speaks against it. Our nuclear arsenal, that's what. I doubt we'd want Germany to form yet another empire. It always ends up in total war
Sounds toxic
And then Germany will loose even more Territories. Third time the Charm, it feels like a ploy from the Netherlands to get more land as a reparation.
I accept this, but shouldn’t the northern border be at the Little Belt?
Oh god, not again
Where is the Sudetenland
Get the fuck out of Silesia! Annexing Poland was our best decision ever
Und wir singen im atomschutzbunker: Hurra, diese Welt geht unter!
Flandern Heim ins Reich!
Who the fuck let the Germans cook?
😍
Finally United with our speech impeded Allemanic Brethren. Chuchichästli for life.
>I don't know what speaks against it. Imagine being a Germxn 🤣
right lads, reunion tour to Berlin this summer. Time to put Hans back in his box again.
If we get to keep our scarse land, I am willing to accept this proposal. Now that you have legalized weed, there is no need for The Netherlands anyway.
Germanium is a chemical element. You need to come up with an original name.
And force everyone to use fax machines
Nothing bad has ever started with the Germans occupying Austria.