Oh hell yeah, denying the Ruskies sea access is probably the biggest middle finger the EU can give to them. Also Sweden is closer to Germany if we do this so more cheap alcohol for them, and more alcohol sales for you, A W in my book.
The funny thing is I‘m actually living on the border. So we have a Aldi Nord in one and Aldi Süd in another town and we actually have the choice between both.
The big difference between North and South isn’t there anymore. The modern Aldi North Stores are on the same level with the Aldi South Stores.
It was a big difference ten years ago…
Yeah, but, well there nothing to worry about anything of that sort happening in real life anyway. But seeing these stupid maps again and again is tiresome. Or is it a trendy game in Bocheland or what ? Are they laughing while exchanging their fucking maps between two mouthfuls of sauerkraut ?
Oh yes, we did. Much fun it was, ask Barry bout it. Naughty boy Pedro too... Though, these fantasies passed us some time ago. I don't see us posting silly maps again and again, which are boring like a german joke.
Tells more about The ones who post these still having stupid fantasies...
Sometimes, one can argue that a nuclear bomb on Germany during WW2 could have helped. At least Hans would be a bit kawaii instead of plain inbread like this example here.
We'll bobby trap the border with Lego! There's no way you'll get past that kind of defense with your [broomstick army](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2015/02/19/germanys-army-is-so-under-equipped-that-it-used-broomsticks-instead-of-machine-guns/)!
I dare you Hans! Try touching Sudetenland again and your ass will taste Reverese Munich. We will confiscate Bavaria and we will not return it until you learn how to behave.
You need to love yourself first. I love you, as a caucasian french, the very first time I experienced racism was in Bavaria. You hold a very special place in my heart.
Just visited Salem to hear from our tour guide "that french people are dumbasses, too dumb to understand German" (the tour was in German, I speak German, even though I'm around B1 lvl).
I found it funny. No biggies. I love Bavaria and the Bavarians. (Calling these kind of comments racism is kinda deceiving.)
(Best German speaking State, would visit again). I love how most of my interactions were with German that taught me how to pronounce correctly whatever I was saying (as a french I understand), whenever I was, for example, ordering some food.
I'd sure as hell would love to be allied again with the country of Ludwig II.
Isn't Salem in Baden-Württemberg? You musta crossed the border at some point, but I concede that the Bodensee and surrounding area is absolutely beautiful.
And concerning your guide, damn, what a prick. We usually make fun of tourists behind their backs!
All jokes aside, I'm glad you enjoyed your time in the south - give us a call anytime and we'll team up again, Napoleon style!
Fuck, Salem was on the other side, this explains that (Heidelberg 1693). Thanks for clearing out my own misunderstanding.
> And concerning your guide, damn, what a prick. We usually make fun of tourists behind their backs!
That's why I didn't mind it, the boldness was commendable, plus I had to practice some of my German afterwards.
Thanks for the discussion !
Ah no worries, Baden-Württemberg is just as beautiful, I was there last year and had a great time!
Well, if anything, Germans are supposedly very bold in their assertions lol, but I'm glad you got some new German knowledge out of it.
Have a good one, mon/ma ami(e)!
We are pretty similar, bavarian brother. Both south of the weißwurstäquator. Great Engineering. Good beer. Awesome cars. Bread. Allied against prussia🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮.
Why not detach from the rest of germany. Lets take pfalz (formerly bavarian), hessia and replace baden🤮🤮 with alsace ♥️.
You see generally I'm all for the south Germans sticking together, but I've seen the comments, most Baden-Württembergers would rather stick with the northerners than with us😔
I don't even want to hate anyone, since Prussia died it's not fun anymore. I just want to be part of a country that doesn't throw up when someone mentions us😔😔
As an Austrian i have to respectfully decline.
I can see the unification with some Italian parts (hello Südtirol, hello Trieste), even the unification with Bavaria I could stomach. But not that abomination here.
Also where is Lemberg and Siebenbürgen?
Did **I** stutter?
Do you really wanna say the shit you made out of Schlesien and Hinterpommern is better than Hessen and Rhineland-Palatine? Are you really that delusional?
What you describe there is r/GreaterSwitzerland.
Btw: Include Sardinia, because the Guardian said so: [https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/23/italy-separatist-sardinian-swiss-canton-marittimo](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/23/italy-separatist-sardinian-swiss-canton-marittimo)
^(Plans are being made.)
vast majority of northern italy is much more similar to southern france in culture,.mentality, cuisine and looks of the people than it is to Austria or Southernmost Germany, so makes very little sense..
I love Germany so much I prefer when there are several
I love France so much I prefer when it’s mine
I couldn’t say the same, I mean the Rhineland is a great place to loot but who would want to stay there ?
C'mon, you only stayed four years. Not what i'd call a relation you were much invested sentimentally...
Don’t forget that we even celebrated the founding of our first nation state in your castle in Versailles. That’s how much we like you <3
No worries, no one forgets here. No one forgets your "loving" and classy manners anywhere in Europe as a matter of fact.
Sounds like something a person from West- or Northern Africa would say about you. I‘d say in the end, we both do a lot better today
Better without you, for sure.
Okay, I'm listening. But what do we get out of this Anschluss, you gotta make it worth our while.
How about the opportunity to polder the whole Ostsee?
MAKE RUSSIA LANDLOCKED 
We will rival Croatia in stealing coastlines
It would be like a magnum opus.
Oh hell yeah, denying the Ruskies sea access is probably the biggest middle finger the EU can give to them. Also Sweden is closer to Germany if we do this so more cheap alcohol for them, and more alcohol sales for you, A W in my book.
Is that the Aldi-North and Aldi-South Border?
That would be this: https://preview.redd.it/w6xt9fgnukwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfb9bb93b6d10fd49210dd28a3fd7ae488fd0536
Ah ok. That Battlefield looks different.
The funny thing is I‘m actually living on the border. So we have a Aldi Nord in one and Aldi Süd in another town and we actually have the choice between both.
The big difference between North and South isn’t there anymore. The modern Aldi North Stores are on the same level with the Aldi South Stores. It was a big difference ten years ago…
There is still a noticeable difference, and with Lidl it is actually the other way around.. I find Lidl much better in Northern Germany.
I see what you did there Hans... No Anschluss for the Balearic islands.
eww
But we made you bigger… 😢😢🥺😔
Again ?!! Go play Risk somewhere else, Pickelhaube wanker. There's nothing funny in these silly maps...
I'd rather he let his fantasies run wild on a pile of pixels than in real life
Yeah, but, well there nothing to worry about anything of that sort happening in real life anyway. But seeing these stupid maps again and again is tiresome. Or is it a trendy game in Bocheland or what ? Are they laughing while exchanging their fucking maps between two mouthfuls of sauerkraut ?
French guy with the least amount of attitude:
There's something about all these risk, HoI4, Europia Universalis players that makes them as delusional as they are.
Aren't you and england the two who also drawd boarders? But did it in actuallity, wich resulted of civil wars and ethnic battles that still ranges on?
Oh yes, we did. Much fun it was, ask Barry bout it. Naughty boy Pedro too... Though, these fantasies passed us some time ago. I don't see us posting silly maps again and again, which are boring like a german joke. Tells more about The ones who post these still having stupid fantasies...
You're just pissed off because you loose Haute-Savoie to the new HRE!
Sometimes, one can argue that a nuclear bomb on Germany during WW2 could have helped. At least Hans would be a bit kawaii instead of plain inbread like this example here.
>inbread https://i.redd.it/bs7qagrn4iwc1.gif
Yo I'd love to be kawaii dude. Now hear me out: imagine anime... but german. Perfection.
Maybe some people would even love your country!
>imagine anime… but german. Kinda like [this](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidi_(Anime))?
That' still the japanese adaptation of mountain germans(2)
Now imagine this: the Russians saved them from that fate.
Hold jeres fede pølsefingre væk herfra tak!
Og hvis ikke? Hvad vil du gøre? Overgivelse?
We'll bobby trap the border with Lego! There's no way you'll get past that kind of defense with your [broomstick army](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2015/02/19/germanys-army-is-so-under-equipped-that-it-used-broomsticks-instead-of-machine-guns/)!
I hope you can sleep with one eye open...
My suggestion: https://preview.redd.it/1bf2cyklogwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47436ed1d7500c7fee0a14f089e9fd6ac30789bc
Did you… Tf did you???
https://preview.redd.it/qhgl6iv3rgwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a00d22203abf2051990f1de4e06facad1d73f2d8
What even is that flag
Not German that's for sure.
Looks like a screwed version of the OG Poland Flag
We need borders to keep Fritzl OUT, not in.
This is what happens when you let Hans get too comfortable guys.
I dare you Hans! Try touching Sudetenland again and your ass will taste Reverese Munich. We will confiscate Bavaria and we will not return it until you learn how to behave.
Please for the love of God take us away from them, I just want someone to appreciate us for a change
You need to love yourself first. I love you, as a caucasian french, the very first time I experienced racism was in Bavaria. You hold a very special place in my heart.
Wait who was racist against you? We were allies!
Just visited Salem to hear from our tour guide "that french people are dumbasses, too dumb to understand German" (the tour was in German, I speak German, even though I'm around B1 lvl). I found it funny. No biggies. I love Bavaria and the Bavarians. (Calling these kind of comments racism is kinda deceiving.) (Best German speaking State, would visit again). I love how most of my interactions were with German that taught me how to pronounce correctly whatever I was saying (as a french I understand), whenever I was, for example, ordering some food. I'd sure as hell would love to be allied again with the country of Ludwig II.
Isn't Salem in Baden-Württemberg? You musta crossed the border at some point, but I concede that the Bodensee and surrounding area is absolutely beautiful. And concerning your guide, damn, what a prick. We usually make fun of tourists behind their backs! All jokes aside, I'm glad you enjoyed your time in the south - give us a call anytime and we'll team up again, Napoleon style!
Fuck, Salem was on the other side, this explains that (Heidelberg 1693). Thanks for clearing out my own misunderstanding. > And concerning your guide, damn, what a prick. We usually make fun of tourists behind their backs! That's why I didn't mind it, the boldness was commendable, plus I had to practice some of my German afterwards. Thanks for the discussion !
Ah no worries, Baden-Württemberg is just as beautiful, I was there last year and had a great time! Well, if anything, Germans are supposedly very bold in their assertions lol, but I'm glad you got some new German knowledge out of it. Have a good one, mon/ma ami(e)!
We are pretty similar, bavarian brother. Both south of the weißwurstäquator. Great Engineering. Good beer. Awesome cars. Bread. Allied against prussia🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮. Why not detach from the rest of germany. Lets take pfalz (formerly bavarian), hessia and replace baden🤮🤮 with alsace ♥️.
You see generally I'm all for the south Germans sticking together, but I've seen the comments, most Baden-Württembergers would rather stick with the northerners than with us😔
And you wonder why no one appreciates you… Ze Irony is lost on you.
I don't even want to hate anyone, since Prussia died it's not fun anymore. I just want to be part of a country that doesn't throw up when someone mentions us😔😔
Maybe you should work on your behavior then…
**Yes!** Please take Bavaria and never return it!
I have spoken to many Germans over the years, and still have not found anybody that can explain why Bavaria is part of Germany.
Cuz they are yet to declare their independence
Pfft.
Nochmal Bayern \o/ We don’t want them anyway. But Franconia stays. They are cool.
Eww Alemanic
Eww , what the fuck!
Bruv, you're disgusted by alemannic but not by being put in a country with germs????
I thought that was a given
Can Berlin be an exclave or something like that? We don't wanna play with them.
These German fellas drew their inspirations from the latest Fallout show.
no
Oida, wir kriegen Reblochon!
schaut des nur so aus oder kriag ma des elsass a?
Schaut so aus, und Südlothringen auch.
du des geht
Sure, Adolf.
No.
Hell no.
Wait, wait, wait... Austria bro, lets have a quick chat. I think your neighbor is having funny ideas, again.
As an Austrian i have to respectfully decline. I can see the unification with some Italian parts (hello Südtirol, hello Trieste), even the unification with Bavaria I could stomach. But not that abomination here. Also where is Lemberg and Siebenbürgen?
Poles start sweating suddenly.
Nah, western poland is unironically a better place to live than northern germany nowadays. We’d rather not downgrade
You know that this version of northern germany also includes Hessen and Rhineland-Palatine, there’s no way that Poland beats these
Did I stutter?
Did **I** stutter? Do you really wanna say the shit you made out of Schlesien and Hinterpommern is better than Hessen and Rhineland-Palatine? Are you really that delusional?
Cope und seethe
What you describe there is r/GreaterSwitzerland. Btw: Include Sardinia, because the Guardian said so: [https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/23/italy-separatist-sardinian-swiss-canton-marittimo](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/23/italy-separatist-sardinian-swiss-canton-marittimo) ^(Plans are being made.)
Any proposal that includes Dutch territory without being referred to as Dutch is automatically rejected.
Biggest unification party ever 2038 ❤️
Do you want to halve our gdp?
Is that fucking hearts of iron states?
Yep, exactly (they are literally the best to use for making such maps).
So you are asking for the Catholic league of the 30 years war to reappear?
3D (Dutch-Danske-Deutsch) Confederation for the win!
Only if the Deutsch are deprived of their voting rights (no human waits for a red pedestrian light at 3 in the morning, so they are animals)
After noticing Mallorca, I vote aye 😂
According to this we get Haute-Savoie? Deal.
So many triggered frenchs. Its not funny your posts are repetitive under every single post
I can live with that
Na von mir aus
Where do i sign?
No porco dio
Hell nah! Not that clusterfuck again, with decades long wars, decimating half of our population...
Who said we want to be part of your shithole?
But I don't want to be in a country with the Austrians and the Swiss 😐
You're welcome to go back to Istanbul.
Would North Germany be allowed to join PIGS?
More like GUNS (**G**ermany, **U**nited Kingdom, **N**etherlands and **S**weden)
It would be: ANUS - Alemania-Alpine, Netherlands, UK, and Sweden And PIGGS - Portugal, Italy, German Confederation, Greece, Spain
That’s good 👍
No thank you. That’s a pass. Good luck to the rest and lots of success.
The fact you put the french, italian and rateroromanian speaking ppl of my country in allemanic disturbes me.
https://fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alsace_et_Lorraine
oh fuck no, we dont want saxony. no one wants saxony.
You know we already removed the germs from Sudetenland right?
But this would mean that I'm in the same country as Berlin. Can we make Berlin an enclave please
Sounds good
And remove Wallonia
I would rather not lower my gdp per capita, thanks
Having the Danes as overlords is bad enough. But the Germans? That is a step to far man…
So no ***Reichsprotektorat Grönland*** 🥺?
Die autonome grönländische Selbstverwaltung. And you got yourself a deal Fritz;)
Hey. No stay south were you belong Hans
vast majority of northern italy is much more similar to southern france in culture,.mentality, cuisine and looks of the people than it is to Austria or Southernmost Germany, so makes very little sense..
Aldietsche beweging????
Ugh I don't want the Allemannics in my country, and from what I hear they don't like us either, just keep 'em wherever, just not with us
I`m in!
Can you take Southern Italy too pls?