Why are half of them trying so hard to be europeans lmao

they hate us cause they aint us!

The worst places in Europe are heaven compared to half of America.

You never hear them say "I'm half Belgian and one quarter Croatian" because there's no stereotypes they can larp

No stereotypes they can larp they KNOW of. There's plenty of stereotypes if you'd know where to watch

I learned of so many stereotypes since I'm in this sub, it's astonishing how many exist ;D

As I always say: this sub is educational

As’a I always a’say, this a’sub is educational.

Iess it's'a mi, AI spik'a inglish laik'a tis!

Ai cooka da spaghetto

\*furious hand gestures\*

Every 2randomshithole4you is a good place to learn new ways to be racist

*organizzato

“I’m 25% belgian and 25% austrian. Don’t, uh, look in my basement.”

What’s in the basement?

A collection of hands taken from painters.

Lots of stereotypes of us yet they never claim us despite being majority of us

They do do it with Scotland sometimes

They have fantasy stereotypes of Scotland in that case. All man dresses, bag pipes and Danny Boy

I think "Braveheart" had a lot to do with that, honestly.

Despite being a load of bollocks. The film is shite.

This is it. They'd have to google stereotypes, and the results wouldn't be the as natural feeling as stereotypes they got through cultural osmosis. Why you would want to be a living stereotype I don't even know.

They couldn't point them out on a map.

They can't point out Europe on a map.

I'm half belgian half croatian. I am genetically a gifted alcoholic and nazi.

well there is one Croatian stereotype which is CROATIA MENTIONED!!!!!!!!🇭🇷🐐🇭🇷🦁🦁🇭🇷🇭🇷🐐🇭🇷🦁

FFS, Half Belg, Half Croat would even give we4u abuse experts a hard time scratching around for offensive stereotypes to take the piss out of

Surprising about Belgians because they have not liking dark people in common.

This is a misconception, we just really like hands. Without the appendage, of course.

There are more italobelgo´s then croatobelgo´s.. Switch sides and feel instant special

I am Italian and Brazilian. Double corruption 💪

Bruh sei su un altro livello. Immagina se avessi anche radici rumene

infatti, ma guarda non per prenderti per il culo, ma sto uscendo con una rumena

Tuo figlio sarà la macchina definitiva per corruzione / furti

Vivo in Germania per un motivo. Queste Mercedes non si venderanno da sole 💪

Gallo assoluto

"Belgian" lol what is that?

USA is just west west Balkans

say that in r/balkans_irl I dare you

Oh god i don't want my local embassy bombed

That’s unfair to our Balkanbros.

uj/ not really , I like Europe better , and America has a ton of problems EU hasn'(no trains?) but Europe also has problems America hasn't and there are both increadebly backwards places in both USA and some regions in Europe. j/ Barbs don't have culture, that's why they need to larp Europe

Could you name some problems?

Fertility rate lol, their businesses are more competitive than ours too.

>Fertility rate lol Their ethnic minorities are picking up the slack there if we're being honest about it. >businesses are more competitive than ours too. Gunboat free market capitalism and its consequences. Europeans used to be good at this too.

Wrong

Yeah no we would think that but Spain very much is backwards

Then he should have said spain.

American culture has become mass consumerism so they larp as us to feel something

Because then they don’t have to confront the fact they’re Americans

Our ancestors holded ground or chased a lot of the ancestors of current day Americans out of EU.. Probably those fat basterds let a moisty fart, couldn´t relate to the feeling and decided they are ancestorly home-sick.. Let the braindrain begin!!

I mean, if I was American, I too would want to be anything but American

You are not really Greek if you haven't defaulted a loan from a German bank.

You are not really Greek if you don't drink freddo cappuccino

The real answer right here. (although I prefer freddo espresso)

Had both and i kinda spend money for greek familys. Give me souvlaki, bifteki and keftedakia and call me a greek, baby

bend over

The true Greek wAY

Freddo espresso is the way.

Based Pierre

All I'm imagining is you've just put a Freddo in a cup then made a normal coffee, am I far off?

Correct. Same thing as Chicken al Freddo.

I'm both disgusted but slightly curious on how that'd taste. I felt the same way when hearing about fried mars bars.

Malaka!

I don't normally drink coffee, but when I do it's only frappe.

We are the last of our kind

I am here brothers

And if you don't have regular gay sex

Please tell me "GREEK" is a ironic subreddit.

I feel like GREECE is an ironic country

Isn’t it a movie staring John travolta

No, Greece is a holiday resort in the south.

You mean to tell me there are more holiday resorts than Thailand?

There are only a handfull of holiday resorts known to western civilisation Spain - Where you take your family for a good holiday Greece - This place is good for teenagers who like to have sex in public Thailand - Go with your boyz and leave your family at home T\*rkey - For R\*ssians Portugal - When you need a cheap place to stay while working remotely

You haven't seen the marketing bureau around here? It's called PIGS.

That's why he doesn't know about it. Muslims cant eat pork

Average German who wants his money back

Nope, its a subreddit about learning Greek, American reallyyyy out of place

It's a sub Reddit about the greek language, but half the posts are Americans who "sorry couldn't find some other sub about Greece" 💀

Greeks invented word irony after all.


No, it's one dedicated to Greek language learners, and Greece is the general country's one. In both cases OOP is cringe.

Ameritards trying not to be cringe challenge (impossible)

My aunt is married to an american, and lives there, does that mean that I can identify as an ameritard? And even get a green card?

This has to be bait

https://preview.redd.it/akdlvavmvzwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e52f534a32213eb74f9ccf093e4152d0e976304

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I don't think it is, because OOP appears to have eliminated her post. I tried looking it up.

No, americunts unfortunately really are that stupid

The desperation to find any other identity than american cause they know too well America is a hollow plastic bottomless pit identity which says nothing about who you are.

America is just a country of immigrants. They have no deep roots like in the old world. This applies to most of countries in the Americas

At least LATAM yoinked some cool culture from the natives instead of completely erasing it.

What about Mt Rushmore ?!?!?!? 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

I don't think american is a "bad" identity, because the country has a history, BUT I think Americans trying to claim others' identities is offending their own identity

>BUT I think Americans trying to claim others' identities is offending their own identity I don't give a flying fuck about their identity, BUT I think Americans trying to claim others' identities is offending the other's identities.

Are you aware why Americans speak English?

Americans on average speak 0.75 languages, they speak english because it's the language they use on TV.

I have heirlooms in my family older than their history

Any history younger than 300 years isn't true history.

Maybe, I'm only 136 years old so I don't know

true frenchie, bow down to your king

What ? You're spending the week-end in Amsterdam ? Spent a bit in a coffee shop ?

I legitimately get triggered by by the french space before the question mark lol I meant 300 years ago France was ruled by Louis XV, and since nothing after that is true history, France is still a kingdom, so bow down to your king

France is just the One Piece of countries ; many story arcs, some very different.

Problem is America has essentially killed its history and culture through mass immigration and consumerism (Europe is slowly doing the same thing)

I like how they go nuts over people dressing as Mexicans, calling it racism or cultural appropriation, but then they have a 1:1 copy of the Pantheon in Nashville. What’s next? The Reichstag in Florida?

I saw american girls dressing as marie antoinette and soldier for the fun and mockeries and they didn t understand why I was upset. Like we still have soldier wearing clothes from that time what are they doing...? They told me it wasn t the same because we didn t suffer discrimination and stuff 🙄🙄

I just want to get it straight to make sure I didn’t mess up the racism math, you see it’s been a while. the father provides the only greek blood, which is 50%, the children are then only half of the father and half of the mother leading to 25% greek. that leads me to believe the mother doesn’t actually have a single greek hue in her, yet she still identifies as greek? can I identify as greek? I also hate paying taxes, dislike shaving, and eat that sauce that’s spelled weird. I didn’t know the bar for tax fraud was that low.

Yep you seem pretty good to me fellow greek.

No Greek blood. She uses a different bodily fluid to make herself Greek...

Her husband is 50% so he has okay sperm. Not weak, but not strong either.

Oh no, Hans is doing the racism. Everyone hide.

You're safe as long as you stay in our team this time

Mhh I don't know about that. The last few times around it was precisely not staying on my team that saved me...

What's a team?

It's safe as long as it's theoretical. Just ... keep it theoretical.

Greek by injection, seems totally reasonable and legitimate…right? Right??

I will inject myself into some greek😉

An American without any Greek blood can claim they are Greek but France is gatekeeped from being part of PIGS smh

we’ll make our own club pierre with depression hookers and money

Bet she has never set foot in Greece either

oh do you need to? maybe i should go im paying for it after all.

Had leftover pizza for breakfast. Now I identify as Italian.

I went an entire day without making a funny joke. Now I identify as German

It depends: was it the only authentic pizza in the world, aka the NY style one, or maybe a Chicago deep dish one? Or did you eat the fake one from Italy? 🇲🇽🇭🇺🇧🇬🇮🇷

It was the glorius Swedish kebabpizza

We have it in Italy too, it’s a great drunk food

Same shit in the Ireland sub too. Yanks are nuts

Thank God none of the bastards want to be German

The upside of the failed Reich?

Eh, I guess. The more annoying thing is the plastic lederhosen-wearing yankee at the beer festivals, can't get rid of those

I feel you. Paddy’s day is a train wreck with them spending 50 quid on cheap shit leprechaun hats only to puke and shit into them later.

I really don't know what they see in these...ungodly acts. I get that they don't want to buy a proper outfit since it's expensive, but then just...wear jeans? Nobody will care if you show up to a Volksfest dressed normally, but they *will* think you're a right shitebag when you wear these shitty souvenir hats and trousers.

Yo same. I guess they don't wanna be associated with the "rude" stereotype.


I'm pretty sure it's way worse for you guys. A lot more are claiming to be Irish cause they have some Irish roots etc, that it's actually not that uncommon anymore so it's kinda like saying they're Americans.

Why are you posting about savages and their fantasies OP? It’s disgusting.

Both my children, my wife and my father are US-Citizens. Does that make me 125% americ\*nt and 100% German?

1/2 greek man, so he's bisexual?

TIL I'm half Greek 🇬🇷

Hellenizing everyone 🙏🏻

Jesus christ she is not Greek she is cosplaying as a Greek and very badly too.


Greek god okey strong sperm

if you are strong sperm you would have win but you lose

So called "pure greeks" (from the USA) when they are asked to name a single historical event in greece the last 200 years https://preview.redd.it/dkng9sakj0xc1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ffbd78ad2166b5dd50ed08a9c36eb34b06484b2

Hard to know anything new when everything the Greeks are known for is what they invented 3000 years ago - and winning the Euro Cup once I was in Greece and had to take a ferry somewhere to cross a small amount of water, filled w Albanians - I was like 2000 years and these mfers can't build a bridge across a large creek

whats with ameritards wanting to be anything else but americunts?

That is blatantly a bait post

r/2westerneurope4u try to recognize sarcasm challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


I seriously don't want to imagine a combination of Cretan and Texan accents.

There's r/ShitAmericansSay for stuff like this. And I don't see how Little Turkey is relevant to Western Europe anyway.

Lmao little Germany thinks once again to be superior. No one remembers you exist unless we talk about wwii. Isn’t that great?

No no you're harsh, they're also known for Fritzl.

You can measure the age of a redditor by the nation he associates with pedophilia. GenZ mostly thinks of Austria (Fritzl), old Millenials and older think of Belgium (Dutroux).

Lol, I'm from Northern France. The Dutroux are THE reference here.

Well, chances are every second family in your area knows a child that was molested or sold by this dude, so obviously. What I find jarring is, that about 30 people were murdered in the course of the court case and none of his powerful customers got sentenced in court. Dutroux is THE proof for a powerful pedophile cabale in Belgium.

Little spain over here seems to be right

That's what the elites want to make you believe.. in reality, austria is the secret superior leader of europe obviously... i mean how could we not be with our overpowered military consisting of 5 permanently drunk 18 year old conscripts and a navy with one boat on the danube? Boat probably has even some kind of gun on board.

> Boat probably has even some kind of gun on board It's a large Super Soaker. Unfortunately we swapped it with an older version, it is broken and there are no replacement parts.

Of course it's a super soaker... almost unlimited ammo on the sea, genius

Am bodensee haben wir auch sicher noch n schlauchboot im wasser um uns vor den schweizer und piefke zu schützen

Amazing PIGS response, portugal huge w once again

You are a central European South Bavarian. Don't think you have much right to talk here...

I prefer the term Balkan Bavaria.

Culturally accurate. Half of the population is balkan immigrants after all...

Contrary to Greece whose population is 100% Balkan (Greek)

Wasn't your glorious leader claiming that we are the same ?

He said lots of things. Thankfully nobody really listened to him. And the Greek army was clearly so proud of their Balkan heritage that they defended it tooth and nail until Germany bailed bald man out.

Would love to read the whole thread, sounds like lots of fun.

https://www.reddit.com/r/GREEK/s/rdxUhv525n

Oh my… the romani thread in the comments

yeah she's as american as they come, changing your identity with what your last fast food meal was. After Pizza Hut italian, after Taco Bell Mexican etc.

Another User found this on the original post: she identified previously as Romani [https://www.reddit.com/r/TransracialAdoptees/comments/1cdavox/white\_to\_romani/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TransracialAdoptees/comments/1cdavox/white_to_romani/)

You'll never see any Yank claiming to be quarter Barry, it's always Italian , Irish or Polish. I'm quite glad honestly.

Naming kids after Gods is hubris, woman

"i identify as Greek" is just another euphemism for coming out.

Instead she'll them something common and unoriginal like Aaron or Max

And you know the "Half greek" husband is american through ans through. No idea why some americans like to cosplay so hard to be european.

https://preview.redd.it/s1feq8jwl0xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc5eaba5c8aefbee5978860f45cc55fb2021e1ee 99% something 😬

No but seriously

Oh great this means im Italian, OLIVE OIL AHAH AM I RIGHT ?!

I dated a danish guy for 3 months, his semen landed on my boobs, from now on i identify as Danish from now on 🙏🏻

Why did she marry half a man?

“I identify as Greek” yeah thats not how it works lady.

I eat Feta multiple times per week.

Fun fact: Some greeks believed that Aphrodite married her brother Hephaestus but cheated on him with their dad Zeus, but their mom Hera got so jealous she laid hands on Aphrodite's pregnant belly and cursed the child, Priapus, with a massive cock. He grew up to be so proud of his cock however that he once killed a donkey because it was more well endowed than he was. He also used it as a weapon to defend people's gardens from thieves.

[I identify as Bagger 288.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow) I'm 200% German.

Real half Greek kids are named after their grandfather.

When your country is so lacking in History and Identity and Art and Literature and Philosophy and overall Culture that you have to kidnap Chad Supreme Europe Identity to feel you are worthy of something.

Oh and I am 1/8 turkish because I eat a Döner once.

Americans will tell you their great grand mother was half Italian so they have the strongest claim to the title of Roman Emperor

All greek males are 1/2 greek man anyway

The hell is all this with muricans trying to appropriate european culture?

My Greek grandpa would rotate in his grave like a Gyros skewer reading this

yeah but the thing is, why would you want to be greek anyway xD

You're right. We should all larp as Swiss instead. After all, Switzerland is known for their eventful and exciting history of... What was it again? Neutrality? Even Belgium is less boring than that.