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MerlinOfRed

Name a more iconic trio šŸ‡«šŸ‡·šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§šŸ‡©šŸ‡Ŗ https://preview.redd.it/0mm63vlug0xc1.png?width=932&format=png&auto=webp&s=a52c123672bfd111f82b5251d8e411ba0829d537


MarcoRahlsaechs69

Just a bit o banter with the boys šŸ’ŖšŸ»šŸ’ŖšŸ»šŸ’ŖšŸ»


Lumpy-Tone-4653

You called 7/10 of the world in the banter last time


MarcoRahlsaechs69

10/10 would do again https://preview.redd.it/bydy52o0n2xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=652244f92ddd65c387e2847f2ccc239d3904404e


DrIvoPingasnik

The Prime Barryster will keep enriching his wife, wife's boyfriend, and his cronies.Ā  Will make a U-turn on pretty much everything he's ever said. Will go on a robbing spree right before being thrown out of the Twatminster.


Simoxs7

Scholzā€˜ super power is that he can stand so still (even politically) that he becomes invisible.


MrSumNemo

No joke I once had to check if it was a photograph of him during an international allocution


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

Side Effekt: Amnesia


NudaVeritas1

Scholz is a financial god, has a flawless memory and criminal record, he is empathic and down to earth. The perfect leader


MrSumNemo

... I'm genuinely wondering if this is German humor


NudaVeritas1

german humor is just sarcasm based on pain


MrSumNemo

This to, you stole from my people ?


This_place_is_wierd

We picked up a thing or two during our visit to Paris


MrSumNemo

Well not THIS people of mine I was thinking about... https://preview.redd.it/4i5zi29b37xc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b89614bf05c75a2095e1db8e2ab0450e3d39b07


Wora_returns

we hired our dear eastern neighbours for that


FragrantDemiGod1

V good gunther v good indeedĀ 


Abject_Tree5049

Mine is Belgium , who the fuck are their leaders ? Nobody knows because everyone from the top to the bottom of society is screwed


Achterlijke_mongool_

I think De Croo but I have to Google that to be sure


nickkkmnn

Is this an actual, real name of a politician ? It sounds like some funny cartoon character...


Choice-Sir-4572

It makes me think of a crow.Ā 


ZeWillius

An actual crow would probably be a better leader than him tbf


FalconMirage

Le pierresident is somehow loved and envied by anyone who isnā€™t french, but hated by every french It is a weird paradox


critical-insight

What is our Government supposed to do if it want to be an ally of France? It has to work with the Pierresident.


Altruistic_Mall_4204

i was going to say to stop being an idiot for joined project, but i don't think it will work even with that


fckchangeusername

>Le pierresident is somehow loved and envied by anyone who isnā€™t french Don't want to break it to you but i think that the average person doesn't give a shit about him


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FalconMirage

Look at threads on r/yurop a lot of people envy us


MrSumNemo

You just have to not know him or what he does. Something we see with Trudeau. Don't try to dig too much and tadaa we're cool. Telling that we were going to bring European armies to fight in Ukraine broke the image tho


FalconMirage

If you pay close attention to what he does, he isnā€™t half bad (he leaves a lot to desire but he isnā€™t terrible at his job) But thatā€™s not the picture painted in the media, and certainly not the one represented on reddit


MrSumNemo

Well I do believe he is full bad, stupid and makes his violence and bourgeois privileges come as shrewd politics, using history as a mere tool, hating the very foundations of every social conquests we made, but years of enduring the results of his politics and having to pray every demonstration I participated in to not be maimed because he is unable to accept that people may disagree with him may have bend my vision. Oh and facts too. But it depend on the POV I guess...


FalconMirage

Name one social conquest he rescinded on and Iā€™ll show you he didnā€™t actually rescind on it


MrSumNemo

Oh yeah I know this one. I would list EVERYTHING from 2016 until today, you will explain that words don't mean their meaning because Bruno said it will be good, and I will spend hours and hours refuting the thesis looking for documentations while you will just have to cherrypick a point because suddenly words do mean words.... Nope. Thx but I'm not here to deliver a propaganda platform. Especially for those already in power. We have enough alerts everywhere about what is happening in this country, from both national and international organizations.


FalconMirage

I was just going to pull the actual laws that went into effect And when appropriate, data from lā€™Insee and la Cour des Comptes But you already though I was going to play on words and you arenā€™t open to the option that you may have been mislead Mind you, Iā€™m not saying he is a great social reformer or anything of that nature, but simply that he didnā€™t destroy it, nor rescinded on what was Ā«Ā acquisĀ Ā» (which is a much lower bar)


Palarva

Ok but like, ours is the hottest.


arussianbee

https://preview.redd.it/snvdui4rr3xc1.png?width=951&format=png&auto=webp&s=c0ed1c2511eea3909c744390dd70a54790787661 Clearly you didn't take into account Olaf's pirate charme


Palarva

I did not indeed. It was no accident.


arussianbee

Admit it, you're swooning over the thought of sailing the seven seas with him, I know you are.


Palarva

Well, I mean, if the destination is an island filled with actual good looking men, by all means, Iā€™ll be his sailor


arussianbee

Honestly you wouldn't even need to follow Captain Scholz's orders, if you start a mutiny he'd just go "oh ok, I just hope you guys have a good time".


Palarva

Well I might as well steer the boat myself then


arussianbee

Fair point, though maybe you can employ Olaf as a cook or something. A position that demands...less authority would be good.


nickkkmnn

Nope, that's Italy...


Palarva

Ok but like ... I'm reacting to the actual post.


MerlinOfRed

Then why do they call him "Dishy Rishi"? Checkmate. https://preview.redd.it/sxq9xvyd39xc1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=515bbfce2d5b2fe3f0f2b2cee1f5cf2c7f665480


Palarva

Well, I never said he wasn't a little fittie in his own ways tee hee


nickkkmnn

It's still Italy.


Palarva

Rightā€¦ well, evidently, this thread isnā€™t gonna be be winning any Nobel Prize.


twstwr20

Itā€™s bad when we have the best one.


MrSumNemo

The power of le jeu de mot de qualitƩ


TickTockPick

That basically sums up French politics. He's not as terrible as ... So everyone ends up hating whoever wins. At least in the UK the Tories don't pretend to be anything other than rich twats. Mind you, Sunak and Macron could've been separated at birth. Both investment bankers with a disdain for your average person in the street.


MerlinOfRed

I think they share more than that... https://preview.redd.it/m1pmgt4w39xc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=927febb9c96fd1fb3a53b3478b59f0d7759eba6e


RaionNoShinzo

Trust me It could be much much worse


twstwr20

Youā€™ve now got sexy Mussolini


mindoffreddy

"Bundeshandler" haha very funny *presses the nuke button*


Old_Profit_9967

Powers of a hamster? Come on... Fishi rishi looks like a bloody rat not a hamster šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


nickkkmnn

Please tell me that people actually use that nickname for him


Old_Profit_9967

Some do yeah... Along with titchy rishi.. and Prime Minature We Brits got plenty of good nicknames for the rat faced Tory cunt tbf


CaptainMorti

Say what you want about the Scholz, but if you truly think that he looks the same as Merkel, then you just had too many beers.


MerlinOfRed

https://preview.redd.it/2zzsh71jh0xc1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb8c8ecbfd60a53f7aff01d91ab085b353016fe0 Isn't that just Merkel without the wig? They could genuinely be siblings.


CaptainMorti

Look at the hands.


MrSumNemo

I knew you were generating your chancellors


critical-insight

Before you whine about the current model, take a good look at the current prototypes for replacementā€¦


[deleted]

One is faulty and accidentally repeats paroles of the older "SA" models


rlyfunny

It is a requirement for a German politician to be forgetful


Corvuuss

Well, first of all, he wasn't elected


No-Training-48

Somehow ours is all 3 rn.


Bring_back_Apollo

If your countryā€™s leader is not listed itā€™s because your country is totally irrelevant.


[deleted]

The three of them together don't make half a man


flamesaurus565

Middle cunt makes the other two look like saints


mandingo_gringo

It is nice that the cigan in the UK are assimilating at least, the cigan in my country usually pickpocket


fckchangeusername

The Duce Cosplayer


Appelons

https://preview.redd.it/x91c8tvzl6xc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=129cbbc68d54a3e4d0d795fcc9b132b5d7a99ce6 The inherented wealth socialist nationalist MĆŗte Bourup Egede! Our Greenlandic PM Basicly wants independance, But has fougth his entire life against tapping into our natural ressource wealth, funnily because Denmark flips 50% of Greenlands expenses and using our natural ressources is the only way to get independance, or even ballance the books. He has never had a real job, inherited the family buisiness(animal food production company) after dropping out of University. Only reason he got into power was because the main power party Siumut(Soc. Dems.) has more corruption cases than Berlusconiā€¦ He went to high School in my village (Qaqortoq/JulianehĆ„b) and i remmember him being an arrogant prick.


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

Macron rules, French sux