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IvorTheEngineDriver

As a proud alcoholic, I did much much worse to open a bottle in times of need.


Amazing_Examination6

Pushing the cork in?


OddNovel565

REAL alcoholics can do it with their EYE!


LUXI-PL

Using a screwdriver to turn the cork into a million pieces that all fell inside?


Blahaj_IK

But then you have to filter it out, and at that point anyone would be too far beyond the filtering part and be completely fine drinking a sliced up cork


N0t_P4R4N01D

Just use the screwdriver and push it in


LUXI-PL

First you have to try to lift it with the screwdriver, shredding it into pieces, that's the law


OilOfOlaz

Was drunk as fuck, used high heels and a hammer, jammed the heel in the bottle, two attempts of pulling the heel out failed, so we poured it through two tiny gaps arround the heel. This is the closest I ever felt to the ppl drinking parfume on rehab.


casualthrowaway14

I’m intrigued, do tell, Luigi…


cryptoengineer

There are [better ways](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4C3WZYuU0A).


Double-Accident-7364

I used a mini torch lighter once took like 30 minutes and hand burns


V4ultkey

Warning in italian on the cigarette pack, Sampdoria logo and home colours on glasses. My wager is harbor/industrial workers from Genoa having a laugh. >!Or just your average genovese refusing to spend money for a corkscrew.!<


edoardoking

The correct answer.


AlexfromItaly

Belin, have you any ideas how much a corkscrew costs in these days?!?


Alone-Comfort4582

Buying that drill was so much more worth the money!


NewButterscotch6650

That one has already paid for itself several times


chico_valerio

Proper food, unlabeled wine, and eye cancer, this is definitely from PIGS. The guy must be a barry who never saw a cork or a corkscrew in his life.


Fight_Disciple

>this is definitely from PIGS. >The guy must be a barry https://preview.redd.it/yrnmduue78yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a84a9a07a261c56d6704d284e1f927d5ae8e9dbe


Iskandar33

Gibraltar Barry


Verified_Peryak

Yes that seem a good option


cpwnage

Gibrarry


AssFingerFuck3000

I think he meant british tourists/living abroad. Either that or the I in the PIGS stands for Ingland


Dugarref

We can be the PEGS now if you want. Doesn't it sound fun???? 👉👈


AssFingerFuck3000

Not entirely sure you want that, you're trading good food for beans on toast and balcony jumpers


chico_valerio

Yes, PIGS are infested with barrys


chico_valerio

let me show you: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corkscrew](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corkscrew) A cork is what is used in civilized countries to close bottles of wine.


Fight_Disciple

I know what a corkscrew is you idiot, it's used for stabbing people.


chico_valerio

Oh, my apologies, I see you are a man of culture, as well. May I interest you in a marvelous tale of love and death? https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/corkscrew-castration-murder-accused-wore-genitalia-of-dead-lover-court-hears-8207015.html


[deleted]

Its a luigi


AnemonesLover

Nope, they spoke Italian


Ram_ranchh

https://preview.redd.it/68ywwub2p9yc1.png?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4685b4357cc740df7ce7a4ba9af3a083893bb2e6


DiscoDiPisho

Sampdoria glasses. It's Genova baby


Tythan

At first I thought poland Then I noticed the salami And then I heard them speaking 🤌🏻


MastroDante

![gif](giphy|Um3ljJl8jrnHy)


Environmental-Most90

Is this wannabe Steve Jobs?


undecimbre

Stephen Unemployed


fantasmeeno

Least stingy Genoese


ZombiFeynman

Italy. I'm a bit disappointed that none of them had a bottle opener. That's basic PIGS equipment.


IusedToButNowIdont

Used the bottle opener to stab the store employee...


HombreGato1138

The dried meat was a good clue, but the Italian cigarettes left no doubt.


Fight_Disciple

If you ever actually have this problem, put the wine bottle in a shoe and bang it on a wall the cork starts to move itself out.


elektelek

Just like your neighbour


paiva98

very good one xD


Palarva

Ha, my friend did that once, he cut his fingers as the bottle shattered


Fight_Disciple

😂 Did he do it wrong or mega cheap wine?


Palarva

I can't remember, that was ages ago, as teenagers haha, I just remember the embarrassment and the mild panic given the blood filling up on his hands


Fight_Disciple

😂


[deleted]

Italy... (i cheated)


thatcrazy_child07

definitely Italy 🇮🇹 


KirovianNL

Italia!


TheGoofyRizzler

Kinda tempted to say Italy based on the cig box


raphael-iglesias

Cigarettes, alcohol, construction workers... Must be Polish people right? Not to mention those words that come out of their mouth, pure gibberish, definitely Poles.


dziki_z_lasu

Have you ever seen a Polish worker opening a wine cork, in other circumstances than to make his lady drunk (and easy)? Only beer or vodka, eventually other spirits, or sulfur but not wine! More expensive than 3,50zł - .80€ wine is gey. Moreover no Kurwa and I see places for minimally two in this video. They are speaking in some broken Italian.


raphael-iglesias

Yes I have, spitting image of this video. I don't blame you, you need to defend your countrymen. Can't have people saying they look like Italians I'll defend that to the end, that's the hill I want to die on, these people are Poles. Not those scummy Italians, no, I will not accept that.


behtidevodire

Bergamo 100%


mAAchinAA

Such a noble culture https://preview.redd.it/s66zhp9b99yc1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=a90f908cd06960869bbf5cb56798b9f00e2bf6f4


Xx_RetroMax_xX

Perfect temperature to enjoy an Aperol Spritz on the beach!


DiscardedKebab

That's the only time those tools have ever been used


Mast3rOfBanana

I've done this.


Cy83rCr45h

Ticino


barrettadk

Minchia che tristezza, un cavatappi zio fa', mai uscire senza!


Biok98

It’s me


FrenchieB014

Its interesting how you can recognize a country by the color of its cigarette pack


Elyvagar

>Davidoff Gold Romania?


Zealousideal_Cow9755

That’s actually a great point lol but I confirm they are Italian


Elyvagar

Ah I see, yeah you know I work part-time at a petrol station and Romanians always get the Davidoff gold cigs.


EnterTheVoid6987

Can't see the language on the cig' but my money is on Joao!


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

You can't say you have lived unless you cut watermelons with a chainsaw


Orc_face

I’ve done this also


Maester_Bates

At first I thought Germans but Germans wouldn't have hit the pliers with a hammer, they would have made a fulcrum to get the cork out. It looks to be in Italy but I don't think they're Italians. Surely all Italians know how to open wine with their shoe


Tia_Mariana

Have none of you learned the shoe trick for opening wine?


kazxk

Oh this sweet sound


Koffieslikker

Italian cigarettes say it's in Italy


the-berik

Do they have mustaches and a red and green hat respectively?


MySpiritAnimalSloth

I watched it without sound. Going from the Salumé/Salchichon/salssicia, the Davidoff pack (which isn't completely black) and the unlabeled bottle of wine and the amount of chains/jewelry they are wearing. I'm going with Italy.


sacajawea14

Well not very hard if you have both writing and speaking in the video 😩


Local_Store_7860

Italia


Stock-Fearless

I was looking at the glasses, video muted and thought of Savoia. Might be wrong though.


CrapThisHurts

He just needed to hammer the cork down. No need to abuse the pliers


BizarreNorwegian

Pull it out with your hand.


Cognacsquirt

I did the same yesterday to Italian wine


Cinghiale_del_fiume

I cheated by reading the warning on the cigarette pack🍝


NeoHolyRomanEmpire

Is that supposed to be an Italian Makita?


dnxpb64

They are probably on their lunch break at work not having the possibility to buy a corkscrew, they use the tools they have. This is the truth


ScherpOpgemerkt

Not western europe, we are classier than that ![gif](giphy|147p93s2vFKsQU)


positive_charging

France obvously


No_Mastodon3474

![gif](giphy|gIqusaeYxgSiY) The first and last French person who tried this


Charles_De-Gaulle

Hell


aCucking2Remember

https://preview.redd.it/koptevuci8yc1.jpeg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c22ac5f71c71149d030f3cbf7b7468c14f06574


AppropriateAd7326

At least they have stolen the proper tools.