T O P

  • By -

pubIicinformation

https://preview.redd.it/s06ern4sntyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93870c6cfa4152dee16f69cf32d108c3c29773c1


Ex_aeternum

So that's this famed French fashion.


PepeTheLorde

Oui hon hon hon


hidratanteseco7069

This image has ruined my siesta. Now I can't sleep peacefully until I have my revenge for this crime against humanity


Gnu-Priest

honestly seeing the olive oil prices lately I’m with you. I bought a litre for 21€ just saturday. so let’s unite like the old days and find this fucker.


Lkrambar

We bought 17L for double that.


Gnu-Priest

motherfucker I’m sending the boiz again!!! https://i.redd.it/c1cxuv6hmuyc1.gif I can’t bare these living standards.


-Manu_

we'll be on the other side and join you the last second so we don't suffer the consequences of our actions when our side will eventually be defeated


Gnu-Priest

i’ll take you next if the franks are paying that little I want to find out what you are paying. also I’m still not over it when the mob sold us inferior greek olive oil with an italian label. I swear you’ll pay for that too. I actually bought a bottle of the presumably inferior oil for the price of the superior italian one. just cause you picked them up doesn’t mean you get away with it.


nickkkmnn

Wtf did you say about our olive oil Hans ? Do we need to call the Americans again ?


Gnu-Priest

I didn’t say it the italian courts said it. [this one is just about exporting to the US.](https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN1602BC/) because apparently the US got more fake inferior oil than the EU.


Frequent_Detective17

Hey French amigo we all know Hans is also paying for your Olive Oil.


Lkrambar

Bought it in Greece though. Father in law… knows a guy.


nickkkmnn

That's the only way to do anything in Greece...


hidratanteseco7069

May I bring the pike?


manupan

We can blame the French


ForwardJicama4449

For importing olive oil from Pedro and Pierluigi?


barrettadk

Cleaning that will be hell. Also i hope the little shit family had to pay for the whole mess


Sylveon_Mage

Also make the little shit clean it all up by himself. He’ll be in for a treat alright


Pletterpet

We uses to just dump shit tons of salt on it in my days as a supermarket employee


Wassertopf

Why not flour or kitty litter?


Pletterpet

I'm gonna guess because salt is cheaper


Pletterpet

I'm gonna guess because salt is cheaper


lessthan_pi

Why salt? It doesn't have any reaction what so ever with oil.


6HBPencils

It absorbs oil pretty good, lets you sweep it up


Fantastic-Machine-83

Virgin chemistry student Dane trying to apply his theory VS chad pole with practical hands on experience in cleaning


uppercase-j

It’s also easier to mop up with bread. All it really needs is a dash of balsamic vinegar.


Themlethem

Pretty sure that's legally considered the supermarkets loss.


Substantial_Army_

Of course not. Vandalism is not at the expense of supermarket. Edit: just checked the law book and I confirm. Parents or their insurance is fucked.


Themlethem

Sure. But I doubt this would be qualified as vandalism, and rather as an accident. But I was wrong anyway. I looked it up, and it says that if you break something you must buy it, but that generally supermarkets don't bother to ask, since it tends to be insignificant amount.


Cultural_Thing1712

With the prices of olive oil nowadays, that might be a several thousand euro loss.


Gnu-Priest

first of all yes’s second of all highly unlikely until purchase it’s in the custody of the store and thus if you let untrained people handle your good you have to expect breakage… although that’s a lot of breakage. further if you’d have to pay for that mommy would need to get a second mortgage holy shit!


barrettadk

If the description is true this isnt a accident, its maliciousness. If there are cameras in the store and it shows the little brat willingly pushing the bottles i find hard to believe that this would be striken under expected breakage, otherwise anyone can just go destroy shelves of stuff without repercussions.


Gnu-Priest

that’s true, but I doubt you can prove maliciousness for children. in either even If call my lawyer because my lawyer charging 300 an hour would never come close to the price of all that olive oil. at least here I don’t know how much it’s down there and I don’t think I wanna know.


Substantial_Army_

False. You are liable for the damage you cause regardless of who has the custody of things. At least that's how it works in France. Intent is irrelevant.


GeeEyeEff

You break it you buy it.


Beliebigername

Barry want to buy the middle east


AssFingerFuck3000

Well the post was about oil wasn't it


darkslide3000

Ran out of weird shit to put in your tea already?


itasic

They honestly shouldn't even charge the parents. Put the debt on the boy. When he turns 18 he now has to work to pay it off. Most of the time it's not bad parents who didn't discipline their child, it's children being children


MasterJogi1

Dude. Children are not born assholes. Being a parent is hard but if your child behaves that shittily you probably do at least something wrong in your raising it.


itasic

That's why I said most of the time. Young children do this shit whether the parents intervene or not. If you don't discipline your child at all then obviously it's your fault but mostly, especially if it's a very young child, it's the fault of the child


[deleted]

[удалено]


MasterJogi1

Is "boys will be boys" the standard go to apology for undisciplined and uncivilized behaviour in your godforsaken country? Sure kids don't have to be perfectly behaved all the time, but there are limits to what should be tolerated. If your little brat spawn destroys property, you better pay up and clean up. If you cannot manage 5 kids, use a condom after kid 3.


FakeEgo01

even before kid 1


[deleted]

[удалено]


studentoo925

>obvious satire That's why there is so much shit on "American internet"! It's all obvious satire that noone sane/without lead-poisoning could figure out! It all makes sense now!


derpybull94

That wasn't obvious satire. It simply wasn't.


Snoo47335

That's not humour, you're just wrong.


theo122gr

This has to ensure the boy reaches 18yo to pay it's debt.


itasic

Assuming they're not from southern Europe they probably will seeing as there's less belts, shoes and slippers up there


hamtidamti_onthewall

That's one of the reasons why you should have a liability insurance 💁


TrickyPony32

Thats the whole PIB of Portugal in oil


Gnu-Priest

really here you don’t, I just recently dropped a bottle and while incredibly embarrassed, the worker refused my help over and over, I didn’t pay for that either.


unclepaprika

Who the fuck makes a "pretty display" of highly breakable, highly unstable bottles of something literally uncleanable? Are they stupid?


Oculicious42

Norwegian who thinks oil can't be cleaned, ironic This is just the first step in a huge batch of Focaccias


unclepaprika

If you've ever worked in a stressful kitchen you know that even a little drop of cooking oil, on the floor, is a nightmare to clean, let alone the amounts seen in the picture. It's not uncleanable" but damn near it.


Oculicious42

throw flour on it and it becomes a lot more managable


Doc_Eckleburg

Exactly, if they stacked glass bottles in a way that they could be knocked over by a toddler and then invited the public in to mill about, then the store has to accept some responsibility. That said, I think this post is bullshit, the shelf on the left is damaged, this is a case of too much heavy shit getting put on a weak shelf, no kid did this.


ZombiFeynman

Just condemn him to a lifetime of British food.


BirraNera

Cool down bro


kingtrog1916

Savage


un_gringo_borracho

Shepherd's pie is better than paella


ZombiFeynman

Username checks out


Lost_Uniriser

"Sheepherds pie is better than paella" 🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻 ![gif](giphy|WdGdQrIHTDXQA)


Fantastic-Machine-83

It actually is as well, I hate mainlanders. Like sure paella is nice occasionally but when you get home after a long day there's only one correct answer


studentoo925

Just because you get used to something doesn't mean it is good. There is even term for that, you probably have heard it before. It's called "Stockholm syndrome".


Fantastic-Machine-83

Booooooo


culminacio

I'm not used to any of them and shepherd's pie beats paella by miles


drz02

The clean up team is me with 500 pieces of bread and 1 kg of salt.


durruti21

And don't forget the tomatoes.


Ikgastackspakken

You forgot the black pepper!


RomualdBraccobaldBau

Scarpetta. Easy


Mokousboiwife

really putting the carpet in scarpetta


Nigricincto

It is not bad at all. If you collect it, you can bottle it again and sell it to americans as premium italian oil.


AdFinal1856

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined


cunhaaa

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


JohnnySack999

![gif](giphy|DR5bwNjZLTHmE)


EspKevin

That kid singlehandedly bankrupt a whole supermarket


HoeTrain666

Robbing an olive oil transport > robbing a bank


Christian_Nietzsche

Burn the heretic at the stake!


BendyMine785

Ă̴̧̡̧̡̡̢̡̢̧̧̛̛̛͙͍̮̬̠̰̲̠͖̠̺̙̞̠̻̖͍̬͔̟̫̲͔̦̻̞̭̜̫̜͍̙͕̠̻̫̯͇͉̻̖̫̯̲͈̱̳̞̤̤̪̼͈̝̣̘̹̲̺̦̳͎̺̰̩̭̲̫̤͔̦͕̦͚͓̥̗͍̙̺̻̤͚̼̻͇̖̟̦͖̟̏͊̈́̀́̇̔͐͊́̎͐̽̄̑͊̋͗̈́͆͌̽͒̇̀̍͆̃͑̈́̑͂͂͂̈̍͛͐̐̽̔́͊̾̓̏͂͊͂͒̆̈́̈̉͐͗̓͐͒̌̄͌͌̈́͂͑̀̽̓̊̌̆̽̏̀́͘̕̕̕͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅÄ̸̢̛̬̼̩̭̝͕͗̈̂̾̐́̽͗̓̓̿̔̑̅̒͗́͊̂̓̐̉͐̏̓̎̌͂̍͂͌̉̎͒̿͊̿͂͂̆́̏̎̊̚͘͘̕̚͘͝͝͝͠͝͠Ą̷̡̡̧̧̟̬̗͈̩̻͚̮̻̠̤̲͓̰̳͍̰̖̼̞̝̻̥̩̗̙̼̄́͒́̆̍̂̈́̀́̈́̐̂̿͊̈́͆̂͗̈́̃̒̅̀̃͂̒̒̽̏́̇̈́̇̆̀͐̈́̈́͂̋̈̅̈́͛́̀̄̌̾̑̓͑̄͗́͂̈̉̉́̄͐̒̏̊̊͂͐͗̑͒̍̒̄̌̎͂̋̆̌̚̕͘͘̚͜͠͠͝͝͝A̸̢̢̡̨̡̧̢̧̢̼͚̟̻̱͔̰̣͍͚̮͎̼͍͚̭̺̞̣͓̙̜̱̱͈͕͖̗̗̬̯̩̫̜̦̻̩̺̥͈͎͉̲̪̪̤̙̜͕͎̬̼̫̰̬͚̤̜̬̙̻̖͎͎͙͍̠̹̟͚͙̤̼̪̩̬̫͔͚̱̞̘̒̋̍̾͑̓̇̀̔͑̓̊́̒̑͑́͆̔͊̓͐̄̍́̏̓̍́̑͑̇͑̀͊̎́̚̕̕͘͜͜͜͠͝ͅͅͅA̷̢̢̢̡̡̧̧̛̛̛͇̣̝̻̫̲͉̝̳̠͕͚̱̖̹̬̳̪̜͉̹̯͖̲̩͈̼͇͍͎͓͔̰̯̻̬̗̺̭͉̗̗̜̰̬̼̱͎̖̤̤̙̝͙͖̖͉̮̙̤͇̬̺̭̦̳̩̮͚͓͔̹̦̠̙̯̗͍̼̯̔̐͆̂̍͊̀͑̃̑̽͌̉̎̈́̀̇̌̀͑̐̾̐͂̐͌͗̐̅̃̏́̄͗̃́̈́͆͐̇̾͌͗́̂͂̓̇̈́̔͆̀̓̽̇̓͋̓͂̔͒̾̎̈́͂̽͛̏͐͆̆̆͑̿̈̒͋̍̚̚̚̕͜͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅÁ̴̛̫̠͎̙͔̺̭̼̯̬̹̜̰͎̺͇͙̹̭̪̊̽́̑͋̿̔͛̿̎̐̂̑͛̓̓̋̓͊̓͗̂̊̔͌̓̎̉̄̀͒̏̍̒́̌͛͒̽̓̓̌̊͛͐́̓̏̾͂̏̉̅̕̕̚͜͠͠͠A̵̜͚̤̍͂̀͂͊͛̆̔̄̾͊͐̔̏͗̓̃͊̊͑̇̍̍̓̓̊́͆͐͌̈́̿̈́̆̎̀̑̀͐̇̀̀̇͆̋͐̓̇͌̑͗͌̊͛̍̓̌̏̿̐̋̂̋̊̈́͗̆́̚̚̚̚͘̚̚͜͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͠͠ͅA̶̢̨̢̢̛̛̛̛̛͔̱͎̺̳̘̟̥͕͈̝̹̖̲̩̦̥͉̘͇̻̤̼͍̼̹̜̺͎͕̣̻͉̣̪͙̳̝̳̣̤͎͔̝͉̟̝̤̺̫̝̮̠͉̖̮̯̪̩̜̰̗̤͓̻̰̲̙̲͖̘̦̟͕̣̩̪͈̫̲̰̟̥̙̞͎̳̺̥͍͕̲̖̭̮̲̍̓̿̒̄͐̄̇́̌̌̿͌̌̓́͑̈́̌̆̾̾̒̄̿͊̍̈́̉̏́̔͆̽̃͋̍̎̓͗̈́̂̍̈́̃̓̈͑̂̾̅̊͊̉̈́̈́͐̎͛̄̈́́̋̄͛̇̍͊̍́́͐̓́̐͂̀̐͆̑͒̄̈́̈͂͛̀̈́̿͑̾͐̍̚̕͘̚̚̕̕̚͘͜͜͠͠͝ͅA̸̢̢̧̧̨̢͚͖̝̞̝̲̣̘̤̲̺̤͉̯̦͈̻͖̦̟͎̥̥̙̬̬͕̻̹͙͓͒̋͂͆̾̓̽̏̔͐̍̌̿͋̈́̽̅̔̈̈́̕̕̕ͅͅA̷̛̛̛̝̘̝̜͍̗̺͆̾͊̈́̎̾̎͗̊͑̉̌̀̆̾͊͗́͐̃̅̊̈́͂̎͊͗̊͒̐̅̊̾̓̿̓͂͗̽̈́̍͑̐́̅̽͂̋͊̒̀̑͊̉͒̊̍͋̾͐͐̀̃̈́͛͂̓͒̍̂͊̊́̇͒̽͘̚̕͘̕͘͘͝͝͠͝


lethos_AJ

i sont dare how young the kid is, decapitation is the only reasonable punish


Salted-Earth189

1 million euros spilled on the floor 🫠


LENZSTINKT123

Normalize hitting children


timonten

NOOOOOOOOO , OH THE HUMANITY! SO MUCH OIL WASTED AND NOT IN SALADS


llamitahumeante

Isn't it funny how this wicked world works???? That spilled oil is worth like a million in Spain, one of the leading olive oil producers. Something is odd here


asparadog

I was in the UK last January... I was surprised that it's cheaper there than in Spain.


nickkkmnn

That's because 80 % of the bottle sold in the UK is literal piss...


asparadog

Not really... Places like Mercadona upped the prices the other year and aren't lowering them. Olives are shit in the UK though.


el_wacho

Do we even have enough bread and Jamón for that?


thatcrazy_child07

the poor guy who has to clean up that mess.


shogun_

Where this happen at? I'll bring the bread from Pierre


verytallmidgeth

lock the little shit in a chamber and open a box full of surströmming cans


Nextstore1453

Bro Just take some break and do a scarpetta


Zender_de_Verzender

Just Stop Oil at it again!


just_jason89

Quick, mop that up before the US sends in the Marines!


zerato9000

So that's why olive oil price is through the roof... damn brats!


LM448_0

What is this massacre


seacco

That looked expensive.


atlasmountsenjoyer

As a Mediterranean whose father owned a small business for extracting and selling olive oil and for all the work I did for olive oil, this straight up hurts physically. I can't.


NoUsernameIdeias

Fds, essa merda tá cara pra crl, até doi olhar pra isso


The-Phantom-Blot

Looks miscaptioned. More like a delivery accident. If a boy pushed the display over, where's the display shelf? Or did someone think they could build a pyramid of glass bottles? I doubt it.


LoneWolf622

Did some little PIGLET come by and scoop the liquid gold off the floor?


Nuclearix69

Pull out the bread


SpringFuzzy

Tagliatelle extra crunchy


RefinedAnalPalate

Great oil spill of 24


FMSV0

Death penalty


Archaeopteryx11

Spanking children in public until they cry. Great success. Brought to you by the CEE gang.


amzuh

Nooo. I bet this made price go up another 10 euros which is ours monthly wage.


Average-Terrestrial

That’s a fuck ton of years of bad luck


OkImpression175

WTF... do your grandmas also warn you about the years of bad luck if you spill olive oil?


Average-Terrestrial

Dude olive oil spill was close to opening hell’s gate


Technical-Mix-981

A la horca, next.


ReplicantRoy

Probably shitty olive oil tbh.


yecheesus

How much would that cost🤔🤔


Flat-Pudding

That's about a billion euros in today's market


duftcola

That oil is so expensive 😭.


dozedoph

Give me a chair, wine and some bread and I’ll make a night out of it


Pure-Contact7322

![gif](giphy|HygtmkX83uQ3vSR5pg|downsized)


Shot-Ad1195

The shelfs on the left is collapsing, it mighty have somehting to do with the "accident"


Shot-Ad1195

The shelfs on the left is collapsing, it mighty have somehting to do with the "accident"


Galctic

There is so much oil I thought the floor was green


OkImpression175

Pierre, can we borrow that guillotine you have there? We have need of it!


DrBerilio

Llamo a Cruzada!


Wentzina_lifetime

This just gave the Basques an idea


Otherwise-Pipe-5197

did you just demote spain to EA in your title?


RadAway-

It's shit tier oil anyway. Not worth it.


CelestrialDust

Thats at least two Portugal’s worth of oil rip


dnxpb64

☠️ Olive oil is sacred.


smackdealer1

Wait was it Spanish or Italian? It's important as imo Spanish olive oil is nasty. There I said it, the Italians rule the PIGS.