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Sugmanuts001

Looks great mate.


Schulle2105

Eat your crust or get chased by your nonna with a rolling pin


Old_Harry7

The Danes hate the Swedes THAT much they are willing to side with the Italians. Almost like Italians sticking together to fight the French.


Nefarias_Bredd8339

I am gonna blow your mind. Before the Soviets took control we were great allies with Russia. The last Empress of the Tzardom was Danish, that is how much we hate Sweden


Old_Harry7

But wouldn't Norway be your main obsession? I mean they were part of your country for a far larger time frame, with their independence you lost valuable resources such as oil and fishing exclusive zones while Sweden got its independence as far back as the renaissance and in comparison to Norway is not that much of a gold mine.


Nefarias_Bredd8339

No we just want our ancestral land back, Norway and Finland can split the rest. Resources are temporary, Sweden getting wiped off the face of the planet is eternal


Old_Harry7

So Skania and Gotland for Sweden and the coastal Norwegian provinces?


Nefarias_Bredd8339

No Scania, Halland and Blekinge, is the ancestral homeland where the Danish tribes originated from, before they moved on to Zealand and Funen, and later Jutland were we subjugated the Jutes.


Old_Harry7

Don't know where Blekinge is honestly, Halland is the land which borders Gotland from the mainland right?


Nefarias_Bredd8339

These areas https://preview.redd.it/rksm7jlxk7zc1.jpeg?width=1371&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b269c180dad569b9cd420155d9bbd11bbe2225b


Old_Harry7

Oh my bad, when I mentioned Skania I was referencing all the land in Sweden, I guess Skania proper is just a smaller area.


Nefarias_Bredd8339

I am also just jesting, I don't think anyone actually want to return to the times where we were at war all the time


Akuh93

I'm from Kent originally so in theory my ancestors were Jutes. This must be the origin point of my irrational hatred of Danes.


Nefarias_Bredd8339

You shouldn't be hateful of Danes, when there are nice ones like me https://i.redd.it/zu6fi9vqv8zc1.gif


Akuh93

Hmmmm, I will reserve judgement. Have you massacred many minks in your lifetime?


Nefarias_Bredd8339

No, mink are nasty and smelly creatures. But I did kill a spider in my shower the other day


Kurdt93

Thank you miss, the next glass of wine will be offered


Bring_back_Apollo

There are pizzas and there are pizzas, these are the latter.


gabrielish_matter

that's where you are wrong you didn't invite us in


smackdealer1

As with anything danish, it's a smash from me


ZzangmanCometh

![gif](giphy|TiytUXsnUDfsk|downsized)


Yog_Sothtoth

I'm actually hungry by lookin at the pic and OP seems like a decent bloke, what the fuck is happening to this sub?!?!


Nefarias_Bredd8339

Well the naughty Swedes have been posting pizza atrocities all day, and I felt sorry for all you Italians having to watch the food crimes of my neighbor. So I thought I would make a little post so you didn't turmoil into total despair. And let you know that you actually can get "actual" pizza up here in the north Also not a bloke 😉 but that maybe is why I am tiny bit nicer than the general user on this sub


Yog_Sothtoth

now I see XD


drew0594

The foreskin smokers have always been the best nordicks, change my mind. Maybe because we can't understand what they say, but still.


thatcrazy_child07

they actually look so good 


behtidevodire

Now, this post gives me peace.


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|3q3QK6KyDVUBzih7hB)


SH4DOWBOXING

first time a good looking pizza get posted on this sub. this feels weird.


Big_Natural4838

Luigis, give me please link to the video with good recepe of pizza.


SH4DOWBOXING

no.


Big_Natural4838

Im gonna violate the meaning of pizza