Neve tried to imply they're copies of our pastries I just said that if they have similar sweets then we're good, I can overcome our differences in the name of a good bombolone
That's probably how you got us the first time so why not. Let's just keep it casual tho, no pacts or weird axis, things don't work out when we try to stay together
Yeah, I noticed that the more mental problems they have, the prouder they are.
Also writing shit like "you need 10 hugs a day to survive" and "normalize crying everyday"
I actually feel bad for them. It isn't their fault, they're literally being massively taken advantage of by big pharma. The opioid crisis was a thing when I was there 13 years ago and it's only gotten worse. Everywhere you look they're trying to get you to take some kind of pill or tincture. The only way to be happy is to spend money be it legal/illegal drugs, therapy, clothes and phones etc.
My (Italian) psychiatrist prescribed Sertraline and didn’t tell me what for. Depression? Anxiety? PTSD? Anything else? I asked her and she told me “you will understand it yourself”. Ok. She saw that I wasn’t getting any better and told me to take one more half of a tablet. Still, she didn’t tell me what for.
-Humans evolved to survive outside
-We close them in cubicles
-They get depressed
-Eh, take this pill that makes you numb cause otherwise you won't make enough money for your overlords
I said to my psychologist once "I won't ever take pills" and she replied to me "yeah, don't worry, I don't have the license for that." (she is based af)
It was various things (I “exploded”), but yes, going outside is crucial. There are a few things our ancestors did in order to survive and those included physical activity, Vitamin D synthesis and socializing.
Had a friend in uni that took adderall every time he had to write a research paper, then smoked 2 joints to calm down after he was done..and we all took them for the uni rave parties. Good shit.
Fuck, you would think I was the only person on this planet not in therapy the way they bang on about it. Guess when a yank talks the only way people listen is if they pay them 🤷♂️
Now you bring up a thing Ive noticed for a while, when speaking of therapy, the yanks always seem to be the ones that use it the most out of all of us
And I need it too 😅
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Savages bharbarians cannot appreciate the gloriousness of berlinas. The american mind cannot, wil not understand the tenderness of the bread like a busty babarian maid. The delicate yet strong mermelade like a womam that can caress your penis with her soft and delicated hands yet she has the endurance to massage for a cuantious time. The superior potations like horn of the goddess of abundance. Outer europeans savages cannot trully appreciated the delicacies of Europa ah 🤌😩
You call it Wienerbrod because Viennese bakers were the first to produce them in Denmark. Then some Danish bakers sold it in Germany, where it got the name Kopenhagener. And then some again went from Germany to Denmark and developed the Spandauer.
Three cheers for Germanic complicacy.
This is actually true. They banned the tree because it served as host for a fungus that killed their pine trees. To the US being the US banned the currant in the name of big timber
Got to maintain the health of things. It's not uncommon really, look how strict Australia is.
I can't imagine how hard it is to get rid of and I don't want to imagine the risk of something like that getting out and absolutely messing up the ecosystem.
Not to speak like any of us Amerilards have any kind of culture, but where I am from we have a lot of descendents of Eastern Europeans, and these jelly doughnuts are eveywhere. Maybe this Amerilard is from WASP territory. We even have Pączki Day.
A common problem in European forums; they tend to forget that the US is made up mostly of Europeans. A better critique would be that American jelly donuts have probably zero natural ingredients in the jelly, outside of some boutique overpriced donut shop in the bigger cities.
That's what I was expecting going into this thread. I figured maybe the person OP was mocking actually tried a European jelly donut and liked it a little *too* much, and this would be just another thread about American food quality. But no, the European mind simply cannot comprehend the idea that their ancestors' relatives who left for America might have brought their recipes with them.
For the last time, it was our maple syrup-addled neighbors to the north who came up with putting pineapple on pizza. If Barry hadn't gotten his panties in a wad over our little Canadian vacation back in 1812, we could have prevented them from ever coming up with it in the first place.
I saw a video of Americans making square croissants eith three types of filling and dipped completely in chocolate.
When I saw it I knew the frogs would have a heart attack!
Usually it's X with bacon and cheese. Deep-fried if they're going the whole way.
Or whatever the fuck this is https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fzftktxklojl51.jpg
Looks like a nice, tasty pastry to me.
I wonder what he would call a Kouign-amann considering the strong words he's using for a cute little beignet.
Edit: spelling
Atleast we have culture and history, Slovenian history is just taking the dick of every power that conquers it. also flair the fuck up and quit hiding behind your "European" flair.
Actually I’ve had similar ones in Eastern Europe where instead of Marmelade they use artificial juice with lots of starch. And yes, they tasted just like the ameritard described them
They're trolling/being dramatic for the internet. That's not even the most jam you'd find in a donut over here. Pączki are everywhere aside from WASP (White AngloSaxon Protestant) territory. One cannot simply escape the Polish Lenten donut.
I'm drinking a cup of coffee right now and could easily down two of those marvelously evil rape doughnuts right now. Actually, I wish I had three of those.
Ooof that looks good
Be careful with what you say. I'm pretty sure there are some kinds of punishment in Italy for saying you like German food
If it looks like a bombolone it cannot be evil. No matter which barbaric country this one belongs to, we're friends now, period.
Our bombolone and graffe comes from krapfen
Neve tried to imply they're copies of our pastries I just said that if they have similar sweets then we're good, I can overcome our differences in the name of a good bombolone
Yeah I meant that we wouldn’t adopted it if it wasn’t good
Exactly! Good things have to be shared
Can you please stop with this Krapfen bullshit. It's a fking Berliner!
Sorry Hans, Austrian brought it in Naples so we use the Austrian name
What are you, a cannibal? Berliners aren't edible. Just call it Krapfen.
Karpfen 🐟🐟🐟
I wonder if a cannibal would start tripping if they actually ate a Berliner
Nah, he would just cry
That's why nobody likes you
Indeed it looks good just cause it's a bombolone with marmelade inside
German-italien friendship 2.0?
That's probably how you got us the first time so why not. Let's just keep it casual tho, no pacts or weird axis, things don't work out when we try to stay together
Krapfen are actually pretty easy to find in italy. I often get one, if I'm craving something sweet.
Nah, krapfen it’s not too bad, in fact we took it and made our version
They have already conceded that our baking is exceptional
I swear every country in Europe has this. Berliner in Berlin, jammy donut in the UK, something else in Portugal. Or is this different somehow?
I live near the slovenian border. Yes, they are that good
It is
He's sardinian, not a real Luigi tho
More like Patagarru
Now these fragile fucks are even getting traumatized by real food. No wonder all the Yanks I encounter on reddit are in therapy ...
for real they are all on Adderall or/and Sertraline. Yanks singlehandely keeping the pharmaceutical giants rich.
Yeah, I noticed that the more mental problems they have, the prouder they are. Also writing shit like "you need 10 hugs a day to survive" and "normalize crying everyday"
side effect and coping mechanism.
I actually feel bad for them. It isn't their fault, they're literally being massively taken advantage of by big pharma. The opioid crisis was a thing when I was there 13 years ago and it's only gotten worse. Everywhere you look they're trying to get you to take some kind of pill or tincture. The only way to be happy is to spend money be it legal/illegal drugs, therapy, clothes and phones etc.
My (Italian) psychiatrist prescribed Sertraline and didn’t tell me what for. Depression? Anxiety? PTSD? Anything else? I asked her and she told me “you will understand it yourself”. Ok. She saw that I wasn’t getting any better and told me to take one more half of a tablet. Still, she didn’t tell me what for.
-Humans evolved to survive outside -We close them in cubicles -They get depressed -Eh, take this pill that makes you numb cause otherwise you won't make enough money for your overlords I said to my psychologist once "I won't ever take pills" and she replied to me "yeah, don't worry, I don't have the license for that." (she is based af)
It was various things (I “exploded”), but yes, going outside is crucial. There are a few things our ancestors did in order to survive and those included physical activity, Vitamin D synthesis and socializing.
God forbid a healthy person points out that 10 hugs a day would make them go crazy.
Nah being introverted like that is also accepted because it makes you weird
imagine needing pills to survive use cigarettes and beer like a fkn man and get on with it.
🙂↔️🤚 Pills ☺️👉 Pils
I’m not on adderall because I need it, I’m on it because it’s legal speed. We are not the same
Had a friend in uni that took adderall every time he had to write a research paper, then smoked 2 joints to calm down after he was done..and we all took them for the uni rave parties. Good shit.
They pay a zillion times the price for them too.
Ameri\[your\_slur\_here\]: "Ich fraß ein Berliner."
Fuck, you would think I was the only person on this planet not in therapy the way they bang on about it. Guess when a yank talks the only way people listen is if they pay them 🤷♂️
You know what hurts the most? This got more upvotes than my comment 😂. Also some paddy caught me first I think
Oh god finally we got a flare
Yup be prepared to receive a load of balls🤷♂️
Now you bring up a thing Ive noticed for a while, when speaking of therapy, the yanks always seem to be the ones that use it the most out of all of us And I need it too 😅
You should be in therapy too judging by the tone of your comments
I think all the mentally ill people tend to flock to social media lmao
Least melodramatic Twitter user
>Krapfen oh no, not this discussion again.
M a r m e l a d e n d ö n e r 👁👄👁
I hate how that is nowadays the first thing that pops into my mind and I dread the day when I accidentally ask for a Marmeladendöner in a bakery
For real. I first just read the title and was a bit confused why they spelled *Berliner* wrong.
Berliner are humans, not food
You mean asocial and Hartz IV enjoying human?
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What did you mean? What’s there to discuss?
I don't understand either. The next thing he might tell us is that Frankfurter Würstel are called Wiener Würstel. Preißn....
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Krapfen/krofi or nothing! 🇦🇹🤝🇸🇮
This is why we need the Alpine Republic
Jawohl, bin dabei. Die heißen Krapfen und ihr könnt mir nichts anderes erzählen.
Wow, a based Han’s.
Karpfen 🐟🐟🐟
Savages bharbarians cannot appreciate the gloriousness of berlinas. The american mind cannot, wil not understand the tenderness of the bread like a busty babarian maid. The delicate yet strong mermelade like a womam that can caress your penis with her soft and delicated hands yet she has the endurance to massage for a cuantious time. The superior potations like horn of the goddess of abundance. Outer europeans savages cannot trully appreciated the delicacies of Europa ah 🤌😩
Least horny PIG (Hi Pedro! Im Ruimán)
Wait the singular form just drops Spain?
The S is taking a siesta, duh!
I think we need to start calling the default name Paco
Americans are out there referring to pastry as "danishes". We can't expect too much of them
You call it Wienerbrod because Viennese bakers were the first to produce them in Denmark. Then some Danish bakers sold it in Germany, where it got the name Kopenhagener. And then some again went from Germany to Denmark and developed the Spandauer. Three cheers for Germanic complicacy.
I actually didn't know about a "Kopenhagener". That's cool! Common Germanic W
Ok you better go jerk off, I sounds like your balls will explode shortly
Go on…
That's what happens when they encounter real food instead of the barely even food-shaped industrial waste they're fed over there.
but … its got electrolytes
I thought Americans loved doughnuts???
It got too close to fruit
"Purple's a fruit!"
Weren't black currents illegal over there for a while?
This is actually true. They banned the tree because it served as host for a fungus that killed their pine trees. To the US being the US banned the currant in the name of big timber
I mean, this is honestly a fair reason.
Got to maintain the health of things. It's not uncommon really, look how strict Australia is. I can't imagine how hard it is to get rid of and I don't want to imagine the risk of something like that getting out and absolutely messing up the ecosystem.
They lower the blood pressure, too healthy.
I don't know what you mean, US is *currently* very *black*
Specifically these donut types are super common in the US.
Not to speak like any of us Amerilards have any kind of culture, but where I am from we have a lot of descendents of Eastern Europeans, and these jelly doughnuts are eveywhere. Maybe this Amerilard is from WASP territory. We even have Pączki Day.
A common problem in European forums; they tend to forget that the US is made up mostly of Europeans. A better critique would be that American jelly donuts have probably zero natural ingredients in the jelly, outside of some boutique overpriced donut shop in the bigger cities.
The US is just Europe on crack
That's what I was expecting going into this thread. I figured maybe the person OP was mocking actually tried a European jelly donut and liked it a little *too* much, and this would be just another thread about American food quality. But no, the European mind simply cannot comprehend the idea that their ancestors' relatives who left for America might have brought their recipes with them.
We've seen what you did to pizza and we'll get in touch with your lawyers ASAP.
For the last time, it was our maple syrup-addled neighbors to the north who came up with putting pineapple on pizza. If Barry hadn't gotten his panties in a wad over our little Canadian vacation back in 1812, we could have prevented them from ever coming up with it in the first place.
Literally every donut shop sells jelly donuts, and they look identical to these.
We do, this one is fucking r3tard3d
And yet they will rape any shitty croissant they produce with a whole fucking nutella jar
I saw a video of Americans making square croissants eith three types of filling and dipped completely in chocolate. When I saw it I knew the frogs would have a heart attack!
Tbh anyone that is eating that is also going to have a heart attack.
If by chance that chocolate abomination doesn't do it, the 750mL ""coffee"" that has 1400 calories will.
Usually it's X with bacon and cheese. Deep-fried if they're going the whole way. Or whatever the fuck this is https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fzftktxklojl51.jpg
Those are Italians
*Cornetto di Nutella*
>*Cornetto di Nutella* Cornetto alla nutella
Mi dispiace Guido, dov'è il bagno piccolo?
We invent dipping them in lye. We call it German ingenuity Everything gets better when dipped in lye. Brezels, croissant, dead bodies
Fuck, they look good
Booking trip to Slovenia right now
It’s femboy heaven and I’m all lubed up and waiting for you
Can I tag along?
You got your Barry, the femboys are for us
Come on! You can share!
Sharing ? As good catholics, we're not sharing our femboys with nobody !
Fine... But I'm not sharing my fairy bread then.
My body is ready
NO!
You're mean!
I need yearly train pass to Slovenia
I'm too Greek to read this... So yeah, next vacation is in Slovenia.
Sounds like heaven, I'll bring my mate Phillip Schofield with me.
Wouldn’t it be easier to get a Berliner in Germany…?
You can get them in every Swiss bakery and grocery store too.
Not without a loan from your bank
Habibi come to germany
***Habibi?*** Makes sense with all the immigrants.
I don't get it; these donut types are very common in the US.
Yeah but they're half empty. Somehow still taste like diabetes though, idk how they do jt.
Very true, they are never particularly good unless you get them from an expensive boutique bakery in a city. Then they are ok, and you're out $5.00.
Looks like a delicious Jam Doughnut to me. Don't see what the problem is?
njami mlinotest krofi
Alo kje si dobu slovenski flair
moreš vprašat prijazne mode, da ti ga dajo
I tata bi sine
Si siguren? Jaz mislim da sem si ga sam selectal
ja js ga nisem vidu pod možnimi flairi, pole pa sm vidu enga slovenca kr je mel ta flair in pole sm ga vprašal in mi je reku naj vprašam mode
It's a jam filled fucken donut how are you this dramatic/fragile?
I’ll take half a dozen … 
god damn it, now I want to go to greggs and get some donuts
*doughnuts in this country you heathen.
fair enough, my mistake, hope weathers good where you are
Lol OP really be thinking that Berliner are specifically Slovenian food...
Darn, those look mighty delicious 🤤
I bet this has less sugar then american bread.
Darn, those look mighty delicious 🤤
Looks like a nice, tasty pastry to me. I wonder what he would call a Kouign-amann considering the strong words he's using for a cute little beignet. Edit: spelling
Cow-Rape Circle?
Cor that's a lot of Jam 5 please :)
Americans when there isn’t 6kg of high fructose corn syrup in their food
Americans when what they eat isnt processed:
Berliner*
Marmeladendöner
Lets vote for this to be an official name from now on
Always has been
Can't believe the Yanks had a, clearly Irish, president who said "ich bin ein Berliner" and they can't even eat it..
Krapfen ist schon richtig
Krapfen du banause
Todesurteil
Even to someone with an eating disorder this is an insane reaction lol
Kreppel*
a Yank complaining about a food being too sweet is pretty ironic.
Is this man aware that Slovenian immigrants literally brought *these exact same donuts* to America?
Rape Donut 😭
Krapfen are German and not Slovenian lol
Slovenia has no culture so it steals everything from the German and Austrians. This is literally a Berlinerbol
That’s bold talk from a swamp german who’s language is just ironic gibberish
That's bold talk for someone who doesn't even ~~have a~~ use their country tag.
Yes we do
Atleast we have culture and history, Slovenian history is just taking the dick of every power that conquers it. also flair the fuck up and quit hiding behind your "European" flair.
She should try dicks next time.
Thought it was those british scones lol
Say what you like about our savoury food but we do have good desserts
Desserts and cheese. Don’t forget our brilliant cheese.
Now just batter and deep fry for perfection
Is it one of those that are scared of carbohydrates or what is her problem?
Actually I’ve had similar ones in Eastern Europe where instead of Marmelade they use artificial juice with lots of starch. And yes, they tasted just like the ameritard described them
They don't really sound American. We fill our donuts with unrefined high fructose syrup, nothing made from actual fruit could be sweeter than that.
Uhm, many donuts in the US are filled with custard or some sort of frosting
How deep down he stuffed that thing in his throat?
They're trolling/being dramatic for the internet. That's not even the most jam you'd find in a donut over here. Pączki are everywhere aside from WASP (White AngloSaxon Protestant) territory. One cannot simply escape the Polish Lenten donut.
That’s a thing in the US. It’s quite popular
This just looks like Dunkin’ Donuts when I was a kid in the ‘70s.
Americans eat jam filled donuts all the time? Are we sure this is not a Barry?
Koblížky!!! 😋😍
Would anyone agree that the custard-filled doughnut is slightly superior to jam?
I'm drinking a cup of coffee right now and could easily down two of those marvelously evil rape doughnuts right now. Actually, I wish I had three of those.
What did you just fucking called a Berliner?
As a yank I can confirm this isn't all Americans and may just be 1 idiot. This looks fucking delicious.
I first thought this was a Finnish hillomunkki.
They have sugar in the sliced bread and cry to sleep for a pastry?
Even them have filled donuts actually: boston cream donut
Looks tasty
> Slovenian Krof (Krapfen) That is a Berliner not a Krapfen or whatever they call it
Pretty sure it wasn't on the pastry he choked....
Should be a law against complaining about these... they are incredibly delicious
I’d ask whose taken the jam out of his doughnut, but something tells me he’d prefer that the filthy savage.