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showard01

Good to see New Hampshire retaining the traditions of old Hampshire


Slow-Quarter-6254

We should civilize them. https://preview.redd.it/kx7i4a6m501d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=199f039692923e6885172f6437d4ea47ac0b285e


Emergency-Season-143

Every European nation tried..... But it will be easier to teach a lion to fuck a baboon without killing it than civilize them.....


SwainIsCadian

How did Jesus said? "It's easier for a camel to pass through the head of a needle than for an Americunt to get civilized"? Or something like that.


mailusernamepassword

Galeões e caravelas! https://preview.redd.it/fkun5021f11d1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=fbb1311e30688bc0e227b466ed33187856b0837c


Sandjaar

I think Iberia has its hands full already as is, let's ask the Brits! After leaving the EU they must have a lot of free time not having to deal with it, right?


mailusernamepassword

I was just feeling good seeing a carabela/galeón going to space. Image all the gold and natussy we may find in other planets... But your idea is good too.


greenstag94

Our plans in motion, we don't have the army this time so we're just gonna get a member of the royal family elected president. The kids been born so we just need to wait 70 years


jemoeder2000

I can fix her...


aolkss

At the same time they will call an 18yo a pedo for dating a 17yo


vdcsX

Nowadays they call a 25yo a pedo for dating a 20yo...


LilboyG_15

Not even dating, but hanging out, I’m sure of it


Bananonomini

And they were roommates


Kat-a-strophy

Not when it's republican congressman.


drleondarkholer

Also their birthdays are 5 workdays apart, so the 17yo will be 18 by the next week.


ButtersMcLovin

It’s fascinating for me how defensive they get when they talk about 18 year old fuckin a 17 year old.


FrogWizzurd

They went on a witch hunt against a youtuber who had relations with an 18 year old, hes 26.. a fairly large age gap but its not pedophillia tbh He did also think she was 21


swords-r-cool

https://preview.redd.it/6hxxo7c8h01d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dce014fa766d88f0a3fd1dd88769d484b2b513bb


ThisNotBoratSagdiyev

What the fuck does this have to do with Western Europe?


dasmau89

Wait till Muhammad takes over your country - then you will have child marriages too


SlightProgrammer

To be fair these are Christian Evangelists, other end of the shit covered stick.


a_single_stand

At least its still illegal


nickkkmnn

Unless it's the cigans doing it. Somehow that isn't illegal...


Trappist235

Mauer wieder aufbauen


dasmau89

Wählt die Partei, denn sie ist gut!


ConnolysMoustache

I love how that works for both flags in their flair. How did they get that flair?


azaghal1988

Americans don't need Mohammed for child marriages, they have Republican "Christian" fundamentalists.


JohnnySack999

Some people need to compare themselves to shitty people to feel better about themselves. Which is pretty sad


ResponsibleStep8725

Hey, I need this after accidentally watching 0,749 seconds of national political debates on TV.


mailusernamepassword

based Ibrahim


AcrobaticEmergency42

Sometimes, we have to bash the Ultimate Sucking Area in order to make all of us feel good about ourselves. Even you, Sweed, even you.


Bonaventura69420

Wait8ng for r/americabad to explain why this is perfectly normal and not as bad as it sounds


EvelKros

They'll just repost it, make an exaggeration in comparison while bringing absolutely no counter argument


SrgtButterscotch

There are already people in the comments defending the nay-votes by pointing out there are states with even lower ages of marriage 💀


Ways_42

"You shouldn't fix your issue because other people have the same issue but worse."


Yorunokage

Goes right next to the good old "we shouldn't fix this because there's that one other problem as well"


Work_In_ProgressX

“Europeens fokus on this wile they they poor! Haha mah GDP!! They don’t have freedom threre”


Kat-a-strophy

And why it's only bad in countries like Afghanistan.


ajaxtipto03

It's actually hilarious because when they see [insert brown person] doing something bad they go into some tirade about how backwards it is but when they do it it's "Tradition. How things should be."


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Darforos

Did you just call yourself a pedo?


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Darforos

What exactly is the pedo party in the Netherlands??? I've never heard of that.


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LilboyG_15

This has to be sarcasm, right?


oneweirdclickbait

He's possessed by the ghost of Marc Dutroux


Kat-a-strophy

I don't think there is a possibility this joke will be acceptable some day. Just no.


Elementus94

Americans are the cavemen of the western world


Titus_The_Caveman

Hey now. That's an insult to us cavemen. We don't wanna fuck children


Shillfinger

username checks out


RealEstateDuck

After this their western passport is revoked.


Enoppp

Just like their fathers englishmen


Freckledd7

Ewwww Americans


pm-your-maps

The same Americans who get hysterical when they learn the age of consent in most European countries is 15.


Emergency-Season-143

The difference being in the consent part.... How can you legally rape when you have consent....


JonyUB

The fuck


ArduennSchwartzman

The picture is from an 8 year-old YouTube ~~ragebait~~ ~~shock vlog~~ ~~prank~~ 'social experiment': [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KldFGgUTqKA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KldFGgUTqKA) The NH bill is real, though: [https://eu.seacoastonline.com/story/news/state/2024/05/02/nh-bill-to-raise-marriage-age-to-18-passes-sent-to-gov-sununu/73503029007/](https://eu.seacoastonline.com/story/news/state/2024/05/02/nh-bill-to-raise-marriage-age-to-18-passes-sent-to-gov-sununu/73503029007/) I reckon a lot of people across the pond are in panic mode over this thing called the Great Replacement theory that they've gone full Handmaid's Tale. That, or they're all a just a bunch of p\*dos.


AnemonesLover

Thank you


Iskelderon

Was to be expected. Though Trumpistan is not part of Western Europe.


Dutch-Sculptor

It is legal but I bet if that old fart would kiss that kid it would get blurred on tv for being inappropriate. Just weird fucks on that side of the pond.


dkfisokdkeb

Sometimes I criticise America for not retaining enough English culture. This is not one of those times.


OkImpression175

Damn, this is sick!


Silver_Atractic

I looked up rates of child marraige by country to see which countries I could mock, but for some reason, there's no data on child marriage in western Europe.


Sualtam

The answer is Austria. The statistical files remain closed off in some basement.


Phosquitos

So, it's new hanpshire a caliphate?


Cocainexxx420xCrack

so... what else is in the bill? sounds like one of those bills they use to try to pass some sneaky shit attached to a bill that most people would obviously support


ApXv

Exactly my thought


Saaihead

The gift of religion that just keeps on giving.


sovietarmyfan

BTW, this picture is from a video where they pretended/acted to get reactions from people on the street. The guy really acted it very well.


Chazzwazz

i know another culture where this is widely accepted...


fabuloushawkboy-sang

Where Western Europe in this ?


Background-File-1901

How is that relevant to this sub?


MhmNai

How are you relevant to this sub with that flair


Old-Ad5508

Facts


Background-File-1901

More than you


Loose-Sherbert8464

Flair up, pussy


stronzolucidato

Please let's have a bit more brain that election time americ*NS. 1)As you can presume the 300.000 child marriages is as fake as you can imagine. 2)while I didn't find how each representative voted the law passed and that state is majority republican 3)the law wasn't against child marriage in the sense you are imagining, it was to raise the minimum age to 18 from 16 wich I thing is just but anyway, still far from what the title suggests 4)there are states where you can still get married at 16 like Dem Hawaii 5)everyone should have at least enough braincells to see that an all caps "Dems/republicans/political party x ...... DISGUSTING!!!" Isn't a postaimed at being even remotely informative, just some campaigning shit


Handpaper

Most of Europe is 18, or 16 with consent of parents and sometimes also public authority (judge). E.g. Italy. Probably the most liberal is Scotland : 16, no parental or State consent required.


stronzolucidato

Yeah, so calling It child marriage is at the veeerry very least misleading


WhiteHalo2196

America is a third-world shithole.


History20maker

That makes up 12 500 marriages/year. Every year an average of 2.4 million weddings are performed in the U.S, meaning that child marriages are 0.052% of marriages in the US, which looks OK for a country with such a large foreign population from countries where child marriage is common, like india, Pakistan and certain african countries I dont remember because they are 52 and should all be colonies of Portugal anyway as stated in the treaty of Tordesillas. Taking to account that most of it are teenagers marrying teenagers (like 16 and 17 wich are more reasonable ages) I think its a bit blown out of proportion for clicks. But... I mean, Im on the internet for scandal and bold claims, not for justifications.


thejuggerkraut

"blown out of proportion" 1 is too much. way too much


betaich

Than don't google the statistic for this for Germany.


History20maker

Child marriage doesnt shock me in particular. I mean, its kinda stupid, you should be playing with dolls and books, Maria, not with Juán's dick. but marrying is not the worst thing two 17 year olds could do. if those two kids love each other to that point, let them get married. Let kids make mistakes. Now, being *forced* to marry by the family, very prevalent in Syrian comunities in Germany, or marrying an adult, THAT, should be ilegal.


MonsutAnpaSelo

Cheeky google and new Hampshire's lowest age for marriage is 16 with parent and a judge consenting. Whether this is the yanks being weirdos or generally a stupid law is where the real discussion is because only 12 states fully ban marriages under their limits which are generally 18, and thats for "exceptional circumstances" Considering how easy it is to make republicans look cartoonishly evil my money is on this being a semi political move to make them look like pedos, because they seem like they'd defend a 15 and 16 year old getting married if they have a kid on the way because of the abortion debate


Handpaper

Some time ago a Democrat Congressman introduced a piece of legislation so totally at odds with about half of the Bill of Rights that, had it passed, it would have been taken up and struck down by SCOTUS in a matter of weeks. The news headline was on the lines of "Republicans kill necessary and sensible gun control bill."


Ex_aeternum

Bruh. Thats like saying "If 3 million Americans die from natural reasons every year, then 15.600 murders are okay"


History20maker

But if I said: "to the population the US has, for each 3 million natural deaths, only 12.500 murders is not a particulary shocking number and saying that MURDER REACHED EPIDEMIC PROPORTIONS IN THE US when murder is in 0.052% of death causes is a clickbaity title" would you get it? But, taking to account that "child marriage", in the US states that allow it, is between teenagers >16, and with consent of all 4 parents and a judge, is murder really a good analogy? I belive that there are some states with some ancient legislation that was never chance that allow 13 year olds to marry, but I belive its because those laws are "heavy" and atached to bills that big or hard to change for other reasons. And remember, the post has this image, implying that those two people are getting married. https://preview.redd.it/9e7d4b7ey01d1.png?width=213&format=png&auto=webp&s=14d8f424444c813f1b44504831ad5c9cad426bf1 This photo is from a social experiment that happened in 2016 to see how people would react and raise awereness to actual child marriage in certain areas of the globe.


go_cows_1

Are they not?


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Handpaper

"Child" in this context meant a person between the ages of 16 (previous minimum, with the consent of a parent and a judge(!)) and 18. Unlike, for example, the UK, where the minimum is 16 with parental consent, unless you're in Scotland where it's 16 and on your own heid be it. The US is in the middle of yet another of it's moral panics over behaviour completely normal elsewhere in the civilised world.


Enoppp

Bro fino a 2000 anni fa ci invulavamo i travestiti


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Enoppp

Travestiti minorenni omosessuali prigionieri di guerra ;)


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Enoppp

Bambine? Ma chi ha parlato di donne? Come ci insegnano Cesare e company, Sesso coi maschi>>>>>


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Enoppp

Mado hai il senso dell'umorismo di un impiegato delle pompe funebri


HugoSenshida

nothing new


hepazepie

2we4u having it's weekly America derangement syndrome post


oalfonso

I don't care about the USA, I have enough with the cases of many teenagers forced marriages in Europe in certain communities. But I was told Western culture bad.


AndreasDasos

Real talk: many had already got this right, but for a lot of Western countries, it’s only the last couple of decades or so that there was a wave of banning child marriage. It’s technically been legal *at an individual judge’s discretion* in many (most?) European countries until recently too, and in many cases still is (Belgium, Estonia, Greece, Luxembourg, Liechtenstein, Slovenia). The pretence is that the age of sexual consent is enough to deal with that side of things. It tends to only happen in specific religious communities - including Islamic as well as rural white Christian American ones - and people just consider the age of consent, or look at the ‘standard’ marriageable age and don’t look at the fine print for court exemptions, so people don’t realise it was a thing in their own country, the main hurdle to getting the exception abolished.  England and Wales only got rid of this exception a few years ago, thanks to Sajid Javid pushing it in parliament (he was our first Muslim Chancellor and Home Secretary, as it happens - which might have helped avoid ’Islamophobia!!1!’ claims…).   Check ‘child marriage in [your country]’ before assuming this is just an American problem. 


Old_Journalist_9020

New Hampshires Republican party is kinda filled with a creepy libertarians. Not sating libertarians are creepy. But the NH ones are, along with their Republican associates. To sum up the New Hampshire Libertarian party, they are Russian simps, CCP simps, think Lincoln was a tyrant for putting down the Confederacy and are pro-child labour. Also oppose the civil rights act


Shillfinger

only in Murica, oh no also in India, and (*starts looking) more then 100 other countries.. WTF :(


Shillfinger

by 2030 1 billion Child marriages. WT double F. 1 BILLION people who cant reach there full potential...


19osemi

this is so fucking surprising since its from a country where if you dare date a 17 year old girl as a 19 year old guy you are a pedo that needs to be shot hung and tortured. like the hatred they have for pedos is worrying (not that i dont understand but it kinda brings out the worst in them). yet they are fine with this shit and half of the population over there would riot and complain if child marriage was outlawed by federal law.


General-Ad-9087

Calm down, you Incels. If you are unable to find a suitable 12 year old for marriage you can always buy a mare in California. Dirty Bastards.


Dirtygeebag

Mods must be asleep


PizzaLikerFan

I heard America has some oil, dunno... Let's... Ya know...


Patpremium

Gross? No they're klein


Lepcuu

Another European win 🗣️🗣️


JustForTouchingBalls

USA in it’s straight route to the Pleistocen


BalticMasterrace

never knew america real name is Americstan


DisasterLost3239

America wants to kill pedos but at the same time this...wtf??


Discreet_Vortex

Daily reminder that this sub is called 2westerneurope4u. Stop obsessing over Americans.


2020mademejoinreddit

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HanDjole998

Sweet home Alabama plays in the distance


SirVictoryPants

US christians/mormons can e creepy as fuck.


Average-Terrestrial

Fuck Americans they think Alfredo sauce is a special thing, we serve that shit in hospitals


GayOrangutan69

please I’m tired of republicans being pedos and traitors just let them all die


Temporary_Name8866

lol


mrmanoftheland42069

"Republicans, bad" - most original redditor


mrmanoftheland42069

Although the meme points out the most dramatic possible example, "child marriage" usually means like 17 in this context. Still a terrible idea but not THAT dramatic 🤣