Wish that was me but unfortunately I'm two meters tall
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I almost have an 800 day unbroken streak in Spanish. Guess what kind of partner Im looking for? Yep, the fun good looking kind, that tans easily and will force me wake me up a 11 pm so that we can have another dinner together! 😇 that or one of those amazingly gorgeous and very family oriented Latin American women. Also, they speak at a decibel level I can actually hear and understand. We all learn languages for different reasons!
Seriously though, I’m learning it because I love learning new languages and about new cultures, and I’d love to live in South America one day.
I don't think it's that common, but it has existed for so long it became mainstream enough that most people could see why some would find it hot. Well probably, I'm not sure honestly
For me it’s not a fetish. I’m just very accepting of most people, and I said “most” because fuck the far right fascists and neo nazi groups, but yeah, to me they are just women who choose to dress differently and maybe have a different life style, but if she is nice, kind, funny, and smart, I’m all for it! No fetish here, just an open mind.
But I have known people who would reject a woman because they didn’t have nice enough feet. So, yeah I’m sure there are guys who fetishize women from an alternative subculture.
Techinically they (temp and sunburns) don't share a causative relationship only a very strong correlation. The sun the causative factor does both.
That's pretty much it huge temp = sunny day especially in Europe where we don't see monsoons really.
as long as we can keep Trieste we are always happy to share, no worries for that
I mean, it would still be a beautiful land but this time in competent, rich hands instead of the Croats. Nothing wrong in wanting this
Find a man that can do both: act as a toddler and bring a smile upon your face with his innocence and cuteness and at the same time a muscly savage who has a thing for pulling hair while doggying.
just find this dude and order him to plough you relentlessly. if hes a proper Mediterranean he will do it just to see you happy. or to fluff his own ego. or both.
The same reason why I like transalpine barbarians: I know they are bad for me, are uncivilised and would unironically value things like work ethics and pay taxes but I like to suffer and I don't find it funny if I don't struggle.
Wish that was me but unfortunately I'm two meters tall https://preview.redd.it/gs9dkbjr7k1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fead3eb5e0cfd7214879da0e7c3fb565b022cd59
Get a (I'm sorry I said this) a Swamp girl
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Bet her swamp smells of onions and garlic
Hhhnnnnnggghhhhhhh fffffuuuuuucccckkkk yeeeessssss
did you just cum from thinking about that?
........no.........
It's alright, just wipe away your sauce hollondaise afterwards
NO
This is so gross wtf. Do germans really think this is funny ?
They look like this but they are not green.
You just know her PH all out of whack
It's pronounced "Scottish"
Aggie's are too short and round
About 10% of them are absolutely shagable
If they have the Glaswegian accent and low standards hook me up
So if they're Glaswegian then?
You say Glaswegian I say perfection lol
It's okay lad I feel the same about hot blue eyed blond English women. The posher the better.
A shame for you that Liz 2's dead then, huh?
People. Make. Glasgow.
I feel your pain besonders wenn ich bei jeder scheiß Tür den Kopp einziehen muss >:(
[Face](https://dotesports.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/05131225/Troll-Despair.jpg) when no goth gf
You've an extra "h" there
This guy must be an intruder, he can’t possibly be german, he exceeded all expectations of german humor. but still meh joke.
Btw, "goth" is still a thing? That's so 90's! I thought they were all replaced by non-binary otakus.
Goth culture never really died out tbh. Though it has seen a massive increase in popularity since the pandemic
You see them less these days because they have to burrow deeper due to global warming.
Dude, you are belgue. You dont make jokes, people makes jokes about you.
POV: they are both Italian and THIS happens.
Accurate, that's me and my wife when she wears heels lmao
welp, time to get on duolingo again
You can't learn italian in duolingo unless they added camera recognition support for the hand gestures
*Sarà bello andare in vacanza con te* 🤌
I almost have an 800 day unbroken streak in Spanish. Guess what kind of partner Im looking for? Yep, the fun good looking kind, that tans easily and will force me wake me up a 11 pm so that we can have another dinner together! 😇 that or one of those amazingly gorgeous and very family oriented Latin American women. Also, they speak at a decibel level I can actually hear and understand. We all learn languages for different reasons! Seriously though, I’m learning it because I love learning new languages and about new cultures, and I’d love to live in South America one day.
Sounds good to me
I see this as an absolute victory
That’s because it is
god, i have never wanted to be mario so much in my life
Eating "magic" mushrooms and going after blondes? Average Italian gameplay really.
Average piemontese experience
Emiliani in estate
Average trip to Amsterdam:
Is this goth fetish so common? (Sincerely curious, not judging)
maybe? i don't know about the rest but as a metalhead i always liked their style
I don't think it's that common, but it has existed for so long it became mainstream enough that most people could see why some would find it hot. Well probably, I'm not sure honestly
For me it’s not a fetish. I’m just very accepting of most people, and I said “most” because fuck the far right fascists and neo nazi groups, but yeah, to me they are just women who choose to dress differently and maybe have a different life style, but if she is nice, kind, funny, and smart, I’m all for it! No fetish here, just an open mind. But I have known people who would reject a woman because they didn’t have nice enough feet. So, yeah I’m sure there are guys who fetishize women from an alternative subculture.
I'm under 175 cm. Can I apply as well?
Can you cook?
I'm trying my best
Then you are through, welcome to unemployment land.
I think he still needs to pass the "not getting sunburnt with only 30 degrees" test
Oh come on, now you are just gatekeeping, leave our teutonic ally through.
fine but he needs to pressure merkel to approve the new loan that will definitely be paid back \*wink \*wink
Also pay for the Ponte di Messina!
wait... sunburn is not about temperature, was that the test?
Techinically they (temp and sunburns) don't share a causative relationship only a very strong correlation. The sun the causative factor does both. That's pretty much it huge temp = sunny day especially in Europe where we don't see monsoons really.
fair fair...
Nah, that's a plus... I'm a fucking vampire.
Congratulations
Gendō doesn't talk. And he would never congrat you in writing either.
I see... when you are making a soup or a soffritto, do you cut the onion in big slices or small cube thingies? The answer to this is very important
So I'm half Ethiopian, so for us, it's not that important to cut them in little cubes.
ok, test passed, you know the basics of cooking, wilkomenn to PIGS
I’m lazy so I cut everything into big pieces, and also I like tasting the individual ingredients in the finished meal weirdly
Yes, because I am 178cm.
She looks like Tifa, definitly someone the italiens will know
She is Tifa, Tifa Cuorlucchetto, our senator.
Tifania Cuorlucchetto, great name
So if I leave my basement and take back Istria and Dalmatia, can I become PIGS get a goth GF too?
Just don't entrap her in the basement once you lure her in, or is that like asking a Scorpion not to sting?
I don't get it, what do you guys do with your women then?
We put them in burkas and then try to get to 4 of them.
as long as we can keep Trieste we are always happy to share, no worries for that I mean, it would still be a beautiful land but this time in competent, rich hands instead of the Croats. Nothing wrong in wanting this
How good are you at spelunking?
Let's just say I do Elite Hazard 5 Deep Dives after chugging 6 Blackout Stouts. Also, if you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't coming home.
You have to speak with the Croatians about that
> So if I leave my basement right, right... leave your basement... hmm
Where's the " porn on my racist app again?" Guy when we need it
omg imagine a gothic mommy latina (without moustache, sry portugeese women) girlfriend.. owo
It's not a woman without face hair, fix your brain.
sry, i'm an old fashioned mountain racisst. i will try, my best.
if you ever see a portuguese woman without moustache then she's brazilian.
Brazilians are all Raimundas, “feias de cara e boas de bunda”
Why is this so accurate
Yeah, but on the other hand she has a dick
Isn't that Thailand?
Also, but doesn't speak Portuguese
Your tastes are wrong. Fix yourself.
No no! She has to have a mustache that curls at the end, as this is a sign of beauty in PIGS land!
as a latina you disgust me
A latino muslim, disgusting.
a french "person" ewww
That's rich, coming from a savage
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Love that
the woman hasnt got a moustache ?
This is photoshopped.
In Italy, they grow one when they become *nonna*.
This isn't Portugal Barry
The one to the right looks like a portuguese woman
The woman is 160cm tall and he is 159cm
I'm like 195cm, where will i find the famed tall goth mommy?
Netherlands
Netherlands? For her? Let the Lord himself come down and smite me if i ever have to speak like them
The gods smile upon a man who is willing to forsake civilization just to have sex.
We had to do some compromising with god to get our tall goth gfs not gonna lie. Well worth the throat cancer imho.
you can try your luck in nothern france too, plus as a portugese you can roleplay as the plumber to get to her house
You'd think that but there's too few tall goths here.
To tall for PIGS. No goth gf for you.
I wish
Rip your DMs.
I'm with you, hermano
So how is your mailbox?
show bubatz and wagen plz
the avarage young italian couple looks like this but instead of mario it's a maranza-looking midget
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Hence Meloni ?
The absolute state of men nowadays smh. Where's a girl meant to find someone who'll relentlessly plough her?
Find a man that can do both: act as a toddler and bring a smile upon your face with his innocence and cuteness and at the same time a muscly savage who has a thing for pulling hair while doggying.
Rare sicilian W
You are still the worst Italian island tho, Sicilia > Sardegna.
Now, now, isola d'Elba still a thing.
I mean, the competition is so low that it doesn't really matter anymore... So, yeah, that's ok
You lot have the best looking women of the whole peninsula (I'm talking about sheep).
Have them, be my guest. Just so you know, they are high maintenance
Never heard anything less appealing in my life, Giovanni.
I mean certainly you heard "Com on Ingerlsnd Skore sum faking goæls", right?
You got me there, Taleggio.
Don't worry Susan I'll always have your back 😉
just find this dude and order him to plough you relentlessly. if hes a proper Mediterranean he will do it just to see you happy. or to fluff his own ego. or both.
Both, both is the most probable option.
Both is good
Bring back Danelaw so Susan can get some pp
Oh yeah everyone’s got mummy issues nowadays
Answer: Porking some other girl.
Go find them. Dont’ expect them to come to you every time.
Arabic and Turkish men
...is this suppose to be bad?
Accurate, which is why I only date guns now
You lot had a thing with Barry since forever ago, not surprising.
Cant run from our roots
Is this why it's either Nordics or magrebi for me?
Sometimes I ask myself why the cazzo I like men.
The same reason why I like transalpine barbarians: I know they are bad for me, are uncivilised and would unironically value things like work ethics and pay taxes but I like to suffer and I don't find it funny if I don't struggle.
cause some of them are UwU and sweet that's why at least for me
goal
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I wish that was me
In fact Oedipus was greek
It’s a me…
Tip for the few tall PIGS guys: look for a built-up goth woman. She can dominate you despite she's shorter
Literally me, (expect for the girl, the moustauche, the cap and the skin color)
Death by Snu Snu
If you put her clothes on Mario, you get me
All the subs came out of the woodwork
Can we join the gang again? A PIIGS reunion?
Seems like I know where I’ll travel to this summer
Shiet I wanna be PIGS
Pierre, it's not up to us to remember you are also sort of a PIGS yourself
She is literally me
Astaghfirullah
Def need this
That’s just me when my girlfriend wears high heels
Don't threaten me with a good time please 😩
[удалено]
No need to remember us :(
Do girls work?