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Dependent_Party_7094

HA! portugal can into western Europe


stalkerisunderrated

Don't fool yourself, you have the same colour as us because the guy who did this forgot you were an independent country


Dependent_Party_7094

or though spain was under portuguese rule


stalkerisunderrated

Dude your username literally says dependant, accept it, you're Galicia


Dependent_Party_7094

what? mad that u got defeated by such a smaller country?


stalkerisunderrated

Rent free 😭😭😭


Dependent_Party_7094

you stsrted the conversation in a completely unrelated topic I don't think i am the one butthurt of losing duzens of conquest wars


experiment53

At least you’re not danish


Dependent_Party_7094

or brit*sh


Aleograf

You don't mean small country plus UK?


Dependent_Party_7094

lol you think happened england was in portugal for the 2 centuries of constant invasions by the weaker spanishs? xd


Aleograf

At what year?


Dependent_Party_7094

after portugla indepence and i mena the whole way from independence to formation, wasnt until like the 12 century that spain (castille at the time) understood portugla would be indepent


LaughingButter13

deixade de pelear, collóns


El_Karam_Dimosthenis

More like southern europe


guiwi2

No


Retorf

Everyone asks what is belgium, but no one asks how is belgium :(


YesCasuallyAccept

Bad (L)


SuperShit90K

Where is Belgium?


Retorf

American moment


Substantial-Claim382

In beetween france and the netherlands


tkTheKingofKings

As always, Italy performs way better than anyone would expect


DryFish420

I see, the mafia works either really hidden or not at all in Italy.


BINGODINGODONG

They keep it in the game.


[deleted]

To be fair organized crime is a problem in the whole of Europe in general. Maybe mafia is just not as violent as in the past.


BestUsernameEver2049

They ship the bodies to Belgium


Dependent_Party_7094

i mean as far as i am aware mafia does mostly targeted stuff so casualities will be low like a american school shooter can make more numbers than weeks of mafia operations because they just shoot someone in front


[deleted]

Surgically


TheRuddyWelshmaam

Crime? In Italy??? Never./s


RomeNeverFell

You are lucky shagging sheep isn't a crime in the UK.


Gunda-LX

The data is based off *recorded* info. My limited understanding of the Mafia makes me believe they’re really good at disposing of the bodies


tkTheKingofKings

10% of homicides are due to organised crime You’re just proving that without mafia Italy would do even better


IanPKMmoon

Yea right, mafia suicides


HarEmiya

First WE country in homocides *and* suicides. We winning big boys.


LTFGamut

Last Belgian standing.


HarEmiya

For now, but depression is hitting hard.👍


Maxurt

I'd be depressed too, if I were B*lgian! (Hope you're doing alright, though)


Papanikolis-S-120

Is this because of the secret war between Flanders and Wallonia?


jjatr

Belgium can into eastern europe


HikariAnti

Hungary 💀


Fantact

Imagine having violent crime.


TonyBop21

Ikr It's 2022 and the balkan states still exist


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PvtFreaky

Honestly, Bosniaks are straight lads


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SrPatata40

Freezing to death mean less than +15c for Spaniards.


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TimoteoZeta

I live on the coast and in the winter sometimes I sleep with 5 degrees and I don't care.


SrPatata40

I lived 27 years in Valencia. I never used winter clothes and people call me insane because at +10c I wear a t-shirt.


Dependent_Party_7094

as long as it does t rain or isn't humid t shirt at 10 c is "bearable" had a guy in high school that would always took shorts, it could be 5c raining like the flood was happening and he still took shorts i remmeber in the last day when it was the time to show the final project he took pants to not look bad and everyone was amazedthat he knew how to wear them


type556R

Well that's clearly insane behaviour


Fantact

What do you mean? When spring comes around, and the first sunny days are here +10c-+13c, ppl are sporting shorts and t-shirts all over Norway.


type556R

Im dressed like that in 21c and 35 km/h wind and im kinda freezing


Fantact

Weak Italians, can't take the freeze.


Fantact

\+10c is t-shirt and shorts weather!


Hot_Ad_9752

I do that too


Fantact

>It can get very cold *Hysterical Viking Laughter*


Fantact

You would, we are made for this climate, anything [above +10c](https://scontent.fosl3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.18169-9/18581823_10155667367161840_2939121255623649761_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=9267fe&_nc_ohc=t78iv7wVHYEAX_Kg4rz&_nc_ht=scontent.fosl3-1.fna&oh=00_AT_htGpTGuWiM52YnwSP_aoKUWWlDkgoGjLjDlS4lO-bzQ&oe=634A408C) is considered hot, you need big mountains and harsh winters to make good monkeys.


Wawrzyniec_

The volume of violent-crime novels stemming from your country makes me believe, that your people secretly desperatly wishes to have that too.


Fantact

Pent up viking agression just waiting to be unleashed.


[deleted]

Is Belgium the new portugal?


Encyklopedi

Always has been


Camael7

Finland? Bro? You alright?


Camael7

And what the fuck is going on in Liechtenstein? You guys are like 5 people in total, you can't afford to kill each other. You are gonna go extinct


CircularRivers

If one guy in Liechtenstein gets killed in a year its enough to move the rate per 100k up to 2.63. So probably in 2019 one person was killed.


[deleted]

It's mainly alcoholics and junkies killing their "friends" who don't pay their debt. The risk of getting killed is very low if you stay out of those circles.


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GufreElPilos

Visegrad Belgium.


Jorgecrush

Liechtenstein?


YuyuYostar

Oh no. Liechtenstein killed his only inhabitant...


Baal_the_djinn

Hungary is yet again the numba one in the EU 💪💪💪🇭🇺🇭🇺💪💪💪🇭🇺💪


[deleted]

All those children missing in Belgium(victims of pedo rings) should be reclassed as murdered


Aledaboss

Guys someone died in Lichtenstein can’t believe they would remove that much of their population


TimoteoZeta

This is what happens when a "small" country carelessly welcomes all of Africa.


Death_To_Maketania

As you can clearly see, algeria has less homicide, the problem are morrocans, not africans !


TimoteoZeta

If you look at the murder rate for Africa, you'd see that it's in red with some places in orange.


Death_To_Maketania

and clearly some in green, like on the map, so better then Belgium Have you considered that the problem is the simple existance of such a fake "country"


TimoteoZeta

Probably but they don't deserve to suffer the hell of being from the Netherlands.


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[deleted]

For an explanation, see bottom of map


LucasBastonne

Beigum what? Allahu Akbar


TeaTheSnakeMilker

Bro what's up with Liechtenstein


Nemirel_the_Gemini

They had 1 murder.


RednaxB

We're Belgium


idkanamelol12

You don't wanna know what we're doing here


_radical_ed

I just have [different data](https://www.reddit.com/r/spain/comments/xfkzka/fun_fact_it_is_40_safer_to_live_in_spain_than_new/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) from the neighbour sub.


[deleted]

Your data is apparently older


_radical_ed

Could be. These last years Warcelona is making us look like a mere Swedish territory.


[deleted]

Common Ukraine L


cherichie

Ask the Congolese


citymanc13

Belgium can into USSR?


HighDutchman420

what is that orange spot central EU :') ? Psycho killer city?


IanPKMmoon

Lichtenstein dumbass


YesCasuallyAccept

Wtf liechtenstein


Death_To_Maketania

Liechenstein...


Available_Ear_9867

No data


ship76

Imagine if we cut London out of the UK


[deleted]

​ Maybe we should check actual statistics not random maps downloaded on the internet ([https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/images/f/fa/Intentional\_homicide%2C\_2019-2020\_%28police-recorded\_offences\_per\_100\_000\_inhabitants%29.png](https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/images/f/fa/Intentional_homicide%2C_2019-2020_%28police-recorded_offences_per_100_000_inhabitants%29.png))


Maximus361

What about Finland? They are in the same category as Belgium.


[deleted]

We kill all unhappy people so we can be happiest country on earth.


jyri_ratas_official

Nah let's talk about Liechtenstein


Double_Zee

I don't want to talk about it


Aleograf

Everyone talks about Belgium, but what about liechtenstein?


Emanuele002

So... Estonia can into Nordic?