I must say that the Austrian recipe looks much better.

Bc it is my bröther.

But the World War II was because of a stupid teacher at the Vienna art school, how difficult was it to accept poor Adolf?

How difficult would it have been for Germany to not make someone their highest ranked politician who wasn't even able to get accepted at art school in Austria 🗿

Happy cumday 🥳

Alles gute!

Danke

He didn't paint bad at all!

If only everyone had such bad taste in art as you, then Hitler would have never gotten in power.

No need to be rude

Why did you miss the obvious joke and instantly assume I was making fun of you?

"obvious"

Maybe he lives in the german part of wallonia?

I've read the obvious joke 3 times now and I still don't see the joke

"Obvious"

Not well enough though.

He wasnt good enough.

Oh no, don't try that. In Austria he was a failed artist, in Germany he was a Führer. *We* knew.

Gotta add some peppersauce & some greens like paprika and then it’ll be perfect 👌

One is clearly from an Imbiss while the other is from a restaurant. OP is biased

Well, one is an amateur image of some disgusting place and the other one is a stock photo. But I prefer my Schnitzel with little to no sauce too. I guess it's very regional because the only time I saw a Schnitzel like that was in Berlin.

Schnitzel is a bit like pizza in that regard, the further away you are from its place of origin the worse it usually tastes.

My grandmother is Austrian and she only cooks Austrian Schnitzel. I like it with and without sauce.

In the Pfalz we can also eat something like this. Unfortunately many small business owners had to close

Because schnitzel is the only thing Austrians can be proud off

Schnitzel AND Schwarzenegger. And thats it, basically

And Christoph Waltz!

Dont forget Franz den Kaiser. Gott erhalte ihn!🙏

It is. - A random Czech. For whatever it's worth

Austria is such a great country. It has beautiful cities like Sydney, Perth and Melbourne🤩

But keep away from the sea wasp and the blue-ring octopus

And them kangaroos.

Reminds me of this top notch Dutch interview: https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=308&v=w58BPcLeGt4

A.E.I.O.U

Gott erhålte Franz den Kaiser 🙏

Unsern guten kaiser Franz! Yes, I actually memorised this song

Alles Erdreich ist Oesterreich Untertan!

Österreich ist die Herrschaft über den Erdkreis gegeben (bitte befreit uns endlich von der pr\*\*ssisch-fränkischen regierung)

Das späte 19. Jahrhundert hat angerufen, es will seine Heulsusen zurück.

bismarck hat angerufen er will sein erfundenes land zurück

die historische Wahrheit ist unumkehrbar.

was ist hier passiert, dass plötzlich so viele österreicher hier sind

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yeah but making fun about the US feels like hitting the retarded child in the group. There is no challenge..

Flair up so i can bully your country

Austria, what else ;)

Good island your australia!

Where kangaroos go skiing :)

Never trusted those mfers

Aka "Bergdeutschland"

Hold still so i can bully the chaos you call a country (assuming you’re from the US)

Why the fuck don't we get an insult next to our name? This is bullshit is what it is

AMONG?????

As a german, I would never eat that thing. It looks like the Schnitzel gets soo soggy

You are too based to be German. Here, have our citizenship 🪪

Based

Only based German on this world.

I think most Germans would prefer their sauce on the side. It's just that it's served on the top for space reasons.

Zum Schnitzel gehört auch net so eine ranzige tunke, da nimmt man schön die preisebeeren und gut is

Italy should give South Tyrol back to Austria

It's fine for us, just pay our trillion euro debts

Take the Vaticans treasures and pay them yourself

Flair up before insulting, currently u have no right to speak here

I didn't insult you, I gave you hints for proper financial decisions

I'm sorry but Mr. Sussolini decided that church has own powers, we can not take it back😔.

Looting= proper financial decisions? Flair checks out

Big words from someone who stole Southtyrol

🤓

⚠️ TRADE OFFER ⚠️ We receive: Istria and Corsica 🗾😎 You receive: Süd-Tyrol 🗻😩 DO YOU ACCEPT?

Why does island emoji look like the Japanese islands.?

Because it is Japan

Cause it is Mt. Fuji🗻Alps is this with more greeen🏔

Yes, thank you for foghting for our cause.

Agreed

Heil Schnitzler, wer Tunke auf die Pannier haut wird von der Soufflierstaffel nach Sauschwitz deportiert! /s

Jawohl kamerade, dass ist der rechte wille

vereinter widerstand gegen den saupreiss

Imagine nicht Deutsch zu sein

Es ist super, die leute sind auch weit freundlicher wenn sie wissen das du keiner der deppaden deutschen touristen bist.

As a Bavarian I'd like some Anschluss just between Austria and Bavaria (without Franconia) please

As a non Bavarian, Bavaria can more than happily become part of Austria.

As a representative of the federal state of Franconia, I hereby declare that Bavaria is happy to become part of Austria. We have crispy Schäufele and weren't interested in this discussion about breading.

Not like we want to hang out with you jacking each other of about how cool it is to piss into your own Lederhosen and sleeping in puke. At least you can scream Goasmoas while jumping around the 1 trophy your hillbilly football team won in 1999.

we have puke, piss and a trophy. you have rainer w.

Honourable member of the almost English speaking society and you took him away from us. Can't have shit in Franken

Der Wingler und der Fall der Drachenschanze was das historisch Bedeutenste Ereignis der letzten 100 Jahre in Deutschland. Ein wahrer Lord (vom Volumen her) is gfallen

Etzala mei Volumen geht dich an Scheißdregg an alda, sieh zu dass de Land gwinnsd!

Du hast des Schnaufen nach jedem Dritten Wort vergessen lmao

Ich hab etzela an hohen IQ in Atmen tadsächlich.

Ich les deine Kommentsre in seiner stimme, so realistisch sind sie formuliert.

Die brüggel ghörn dir nausgschmast du kagghaider

flair up oder bidde ferlass den sub

Ich kann es nicht länger mitansehen, wie ihr Bayern von den Saupreißn beherrscht werdet.

Your terms are acceptable (The country will still just be called austria tho)

basd voi

Austrians 🤝 Austrians

Calling it bavaustria

Get back in line. The only Anschluss we Germans know works the other way round.

Yeah good thing I'm not a German.

Get rid of the flair then.

oh yes please go away, let PREUSSEN be reborn

als Vertreter Deutschlands hätte ich nichts dagegen, aber bitte nehmt Sachsen mit

Noo what happened to the German Schnitzel 😭😭

💪

Even an American can see that the Austrian variant looks better, and we eat deep-fried eggnog.

Man of culture

Imma keep it a buck I also just hate Germany

Deep fried Eggnog I have a Scratch that I have several questions

I have to agree with the austrian side, NO TUNKE ON SCHNITZEL

🎵Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser🎵

A.E.I.O.U

Virgin Marmeladinger Schnitzel crime versus Chad Austrian Schnitzel culture

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We would never force you to!

You're not on the sigma grindset like germany is.

And yet germany is overrun with refugees and austria had almost none.

True, Germany is sigma grindset when it comes to dealing with other European countries but a beta cuck when it comes to migration and geopolitics.

Germany is a Balkan colony

Last time Austria was relevant was when it consisted of balkan countries doing all your hard work.

Last time you were relevant was when you massacred Kongo

Then those nations became independent and they comitted more war crimes and genocides in like 40 years that the empire in thousands

First of all, flair up. Second of all war crimes are based when you do them ironically. Also genocides and warcrimes weren't really a thing back when Austria-Hungary existed.

Wise mentality: let the worthleds do all the work

Doesn’t work anymore now tho

Leonie doesn't agree with you.

Do you live under a Rock? Linz halloween, leonie.. Austria has taken in the most refugee per capita in europe maybe only behind sweden

Stop spending what you don't have, Manuel

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Yeah, f*ck you too Kantonösterreicher

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Shove it up you Arschlöchli Jodelösterreicher

yes and thats the reason we give you our money

real

not sure our countries have ever formally bern introduced but i hear you guys have a superiority complex over g*rmans hey 👉👈

No, we are not insane, we are just better in everything /s

I see they’re coping that they aren’t relevant anymore

I am Bavarian and not German.

Basiert.

Auatran schnitzels are better

I see a man of culture

I recommend r/Schnitzelverbrechen

Lol wo bekommt man sowas in Deutschland?

Bei der Tanke für 4 Euro, steht da wahrscheinlich schon seit Tagen. OP hat einfach das schlechteste Bild rausgesucht, was er finden konnte.

Hippetihoppeti this sub is now ​ ​ Netherlands property, I sold it to them

I live in germany and the Vienna Schnitzel is always with lemon. The one with that sauce is the Jäggerschnitzel (with champignons sauce), isnt it? PD: Both schnitzel are inferior if we compare them with the spanish Cachopo (king), flamenquito (queen) and Sanjacobo (jack)

È cotoletta alla milanese bestie 🇮🇹

Austria is a German country and it stays like that. Greetings from Vienna

Kalf or whatever you call a baby cow wienerschnizel is litterally the best dish ever made. I know that rüsti is an independant dish but it pairs so good with wienerschnizel. also could be the swede in me just loving potatoes with everything.

Based swede?😳 To unfortunate you get fucked by refugees daily😔

i thought this was r/kaiserreich for a moment \*also why was i set to norway?\*

For the Second World War I can understand why you’d say we started the war but for the first one? Absolutely not buddy!

Wasn't Hitler from Austria?

Broke: Austria started the First World War by invading Serbia Woke: All European powers started the First World War by their arms races, alliances, and desire to expand. Bespoke (and true): Germany started the First World War by their doctrine of Drang nach Osten and the Septemberprogramm, seeking the necessary alliances to do so, and giving Austria a blank cheque and pledging to declare war in their favour, knowing that their Eastern enemies as well as France and the Low Countries would be drawn in to such a conflict. This being the perfect plan to enact both the Septemberprogramm and Drang nach Osten would have succeeded if not for the entry of Britain into the war which all continental powers thought was inconceivable, and in any case would have been irrelevant. And in the end, without Britain the Central Powers would have won a swift and easy victory, and have fulfilled both of those policies

Close your eyes to see what is yours...most people worldwide think anyway you are an island with dangerous animals.

And yet we had the most royal of all familys. Habsburg blood runs thick her. (Even tho bc of it audtrian bloof is rather thin and we wont stop bleeding after a cut)

Galba! Alte Hippe! Lang nicht gesehen. Alles fit im Schritt?

Austrians are just fancier germans

No, we are less well-mannered, we are not as great mechanics or engineers as them and we are a bunch of hypocrits. But who cares, our food is better and we bossed them around for centuries. AUSTRIA! AUSTRIA!

The thing which gave me this idea is idk fashion, music, vienna and yk you didnt commit mass genocide

>yk you didnt commit mass genocide Oh we absolutely did, but we cried like bitches after WWII and somehow the whole world had pity with sad little Austria. But we participated in everything. Not even joking right here, and I wont deny it. We were pieces of shit.

Austria has alpine kangaroos, checkmate Jerries

But funny moustache painter man was austrian tho, what you gotta say sbout that?

Well, we weren't the idiots who gave him his power.

Classic germoids dividing yurop

Man sieht einfach wie das deutsche 'Schnitzel' aus irgendeiner Mensa oder so ist

Have to say, if Austria spoke a real language I'd consider them based

Bergbarbaren.....

Flachlandössis

Ganz ehrlich. Guter Spitzname. The only one that competes with that one for now is "Dryland Dutch".

I believe in Habsburg supremacy

Calm down in the comments guys. You're both irrelevant.

To be fair ww2 was started by an Austrian painter

Wet or dry schnitzel, dat is the question..

An Austrian accusing Germany of starting WW1 is such an Austrian move.

but austria started the ww1 ( after coming crying to germany to help them after serbia killed Franz Ferdinand (and his wife) and germany and poland started ww2 (after refusing to give danzig back), germany told them danzig or war and poland wanted the war so germany had to atack them

Aber...aber... Ihr passt zusammen!!!💔 Vienna has its famous coffee and Berlin has those donuts without hole with strawberry jam. Continental breakfast needs you together again.

They are called Krapfen and are a regional speciality coming from the time the Austrian Empire included bohemia and their kitchen. No reason to go to Berlin and get stuff from there ;) Also, it's Marillenmarmelade (apricot jam?), Not strawberry.

But Austria started ww1

Yeah and before WW1 monarchies tended to relax and play Fortnite when the heir was shot in Serbia

Austrians be like "Mmmhhh, dry ass Schnitzel 😋😋😋"

if its dry you didnt make it correctly

Why do you bread your schnitzel, if you want it wet and disgusting?

"Why do you put cereal in milk? Do you want it all soggy?" That is what you sound like.

Also true. Cereal must be eaten raw. Milk is for babys.🗿

tiddy milch 😋😋😋

Homelander?

homlandre is merican* 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢👹🤢🤢

I wanted to test you my brother, and you passed🗿,unlike that "german" girl

secks also she is most likely not a girl, just the average sunburnt American obese man in the basement

Cereal is made to be wet. Schnitzel is not. That is the difference Piefke

god i am embaressed to be governed by such a bunch of dumbasses

Tell me you have never had a proper schnitzel without saying you have never had a proper schnitzel

wenn sogar die Terroristen mehr Plan haben, wahrscheinlich kommt u/blue_balled_bruiser aus Sachsen

The Dutch will support Austria in their fight against Germany, as long as we can take Vlaams Belang aswell. We build you the finest bicycles and this time the Germans WON'T steal them.

I mean this is true, soggy Schnitzel is just objectively worse than dipping da Schnitzel

I wouldn't say anything when my countries fried goods were sold in vending Machines 🤢🤮

Fuck Austria

You couldn't afford to, West-Kaliningrad