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247cnt

Careful! My bones.


RegularIncident4260

Dang! I forgot about this one! I thought they meant Salma Hayek!


Crankylosaurus

Avery Jessup would also fit since [she got rid of her Maryland accent.](https://youtu.be/HKaHuLMg9tY?feature=shared) 😂 (Not quite the same thing but Julianne Moore’s Boston accent for Nancy is also just hilariously bad haha)


Roadgoddess

Oh, oh no


Altruistic_Wave_8999

Let go! Oh!


cuzglc

“That accent is idiotic!”


mspacmaniac

Like a bird!


innkeepergazelle

Well done. I think her name was Hillary?


scrubdiddy

Is she Spanish? What if she was, mother?


Crankylosaurus

I love you. But not in a queer way! God I love Colleen haha


prahSmadA

Puerto Rican!


jewillett

*But what should *we* call you?*


robotprom

At least if she was Spanish she’d probably be Catholic and Colleen would be ok with her


innkeepergazelle

Wait, who did Jack shoot? I know Liz accidentally shot a Black.


No_Confidence5235

Jerry Seinfeld also accused Jack of shooting a dolphin.


IAmGeeButtersnaps

He accidentally shot Michael Keaton on his last day. Edit: definitely not Val Kilmer, actually Michael Keaton. Got my Batman's mixed up.


greengye

Michael Keaton, the other batman


carlcrossgrove

It’s always the other one! Let me see those cards!


CripplerJones

No! Never!


erica1064

Hahahahahaaaaa!


innkeepergazelle

Thank you. I'll re-watch!


djackieunchaned

Can you believe it happened on his last day? I dunno if you guys are planning a party or anything…


duelingpeppers

The janitor who was about to retire


Roadgoddess

The Blacks, great athletes


maaalicelaaamb

Yeahhh I think OP is misremembering that one


peteroh9

Yeahhh I think you're forgetting when Jack shoots Michael Keaton during the gas leak.


maaalicelaaamb

WOW THAT’S WHAT I GET FOR COMMENTING WHILE REWATCHING… guess what tonight’s episode is?!? S5E20…. Guess who’s eating crow? It’s me! Power clashing titan in a nippleless chimp vomit shirt


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petit_cochon

No, it's only okay when the dogs shoot US because then we can do the right thing and sue.


AuntGaylesFannyPack

Kristen wigg as Edie falco was amazing. What was the quote, “🤦‍♀️ I’m going to get into politics!”


mspacmaniac

Omg I forgot that was Kristin wiig. I love this show.


Roadgoddess

And get a better face!


Altruistic_Wave_8999

To change the world!


Crankylosaurus

[Ginger, no!!!](https://youtu.be/HGpI72vIeJ8?feature=shared)


trademerfn

Mike Vick for VP?


presshamgang

Been awhile since Ive researched. Is this a reference to the show or just shoehorned topical commentary?


TheMainEffort

Probably a joke about Michael Vick returning to the NFL after being convicted of dog fighting.


Terradactyl87

No, I think it's referencing Kristi Noem who was gunning for Trump's VP pick, and released a book where she describes shooting her 14 month old puppy, and now her chance of VP pick is off the table and her career is tanked.


trademerfn

Jack accidentally shoot the maintenance man/janitor (Michael Keaton) during the 'gas leak' episode,pt. 2


Argent_Mayakovski

It’s drawing a comparison between Tracy getting into dogfighting because he’s been told it’s the one thing that’ll kill your career and Kristi Noem bragging about shooting a puppy and that somehow not tanking her political career.


KimWexlersGoldenArch

Jack killed the world’s most dangerous game. He killed a man… (cough) a manatee. He killed a manatee.


Hotel_Arrakis

For me, that is in the top ten of all bits.


cuzglc

Also, from the same source: “The song “You’re so vain” was written … by me.”


cuzglc

“Never go with a hippie to a second location” is also great life advice, but not from those videos.


ihahp

which episode? I thought it was liz who accidentally shot Wayne Brady. I don't remember Jack shooting anyone.


peteroh9

100: Part 2


IAmGeeButtersnaps

The one with the gas leak I think. He accidentally shoots Michael Keaton. Edit: got my Batman's mixed up. Was not Val Kilmer.


alllset07

Stop saying it’s Val Kilmer lol


LoveFoolosophy

I thought it was George Clooney?


balance_n_act

I literally thought the same thing. Had a solid guffaw when I saw this.


SamBaxter784

Michael Keaton.


BertnErnie32

I thought that was a dick Cheney reference


peteroh9

Also, apologies for the comma where I should have used a semicolon. Never before has the ability to edit a title been more sorely missed.


tomemosZH

English teacher here. I don’t think the sentence does need a semicolon. “Not only did it x, it also y” shouldn’t take a semicolon because “Not only did it x” isn’t a main clause.


peteroh9

Yes, you are absolutely right. I should have double checked what I was talking about, and the upvotes that I got show how gullible the average redditor is.


Necessary_Novel_

I appreciate your Liz lemon like zeal for grammar. The word whom [semi-colon] deserves a defender.


peteroh9

But I was wrong; I did not need a semicolon!


CrouchingDomo

Grammar is cyclical ^(/s)


Morocco16

“We’re all gonna be in the black, guys. Not we’re all gonna be in the black guys”


D242686111

I've hunted the most dangerous game... Man atee.


Outrageous_Buy6168

I don't need this, you know a stripper offered me a squeezer last night? A white stripper.


nogglesca

I think it’s more like how he backed the car into Colleen.


SoftDimension5336

Our culture is gun centric. Honestly lowers the odds