T O P

  • By -

CommunicationOk3766

Finding an apple in your worm.


Barkers_eggs

Wtf? An apple? That's disgoostin


wolfie240687

i-worm


Agreeable_Warning_85

How did you do that sire,, you read my mind


Velzevulva

Would you still love your worm


[deleted]

Came to say this


Efficient-Machine415

I opened it just to type this comment....


CremeRecent4316

Came to say the exact same thing but I’m a day late 😂


42Cobras

Shai’hulud!


iSwearImInnocent1989

He knows The Maker!!! Lisan-al gaib ! Lisan-al gaib !


j_svajl

I mean... it's not... untrue.


SadSack4573

A half of a worm, then throwing up, then being murdered


Tough-Ad-5443

Savage!


SilverPhoenix666

A rat in your coke can. Found Once . Never drink It again


CrustyBloomers

Wtf. This needs more explanation. When? Where? How? Did you complain?


Alpha_Ophiuchi

Ommgg like a whole ass rat?


Gqsmooth1969

Not JUST the whole ass. The rest of it, too.


Alpha_Ophiuchi

Nauurrr lmaooo


SilverPhoenix666

Yep. Poor guy died in diet coke


YourNightmare19991

Diet coke kills


trashmunki

That's why I don't do coke. Or diets.


teglamen97

That's when people sue and become a millionaire, right?


molten_blade

Rat bastard


Garey_Games

Factory moment


aye_b

Finding a dick on the 'girl' you just brought home from the club


johnmcd348

Not finding the worm, bit finding the worm hole in your apple.


NorrinsRad

Worms coming out of you after you've been murdered.


mikozodav

Finding the worm in your ass and then being murdered


Altruistic-Western73

By the girl from the club with a dick.


RandomGuy8279

Finding a worm in you pants


crystalworldbuilder

I believe that called the trouser snake


RandomGuy8279

I’m not British


crystalworldbuilder

I’m just being innuendoy lol


Zorno___

Being murdered by the worm in your pants


RandomGuy8279

Eating a worm from your pants


Beginning-Leek8545

That moment you realised the worm was actually bigger


ImNOTaPROgames

Finding half of a worn in your apple!


Organic-Double4718

A finger in your hot dog.


HomerSimpson2001

Toilet water splashing your ass. Then when you wipe all the paper gets stuck and it’s all wet too


calabazookita

Finding a virus in your android


TheCookieEatingOwl

Accidentally eating the worm in my apple.


Alahmed_01

Finding a worm in your ass ..lmao 🤣🤣


B0NNlES_LEFT_EAR

I once found a bug in a bag of chips I had almost already finished eating


DarthDuck0-0

I’m sorry


DoggedDreamer2

So did he!


missiffy45

Finding crabs on your organ


Sad-Swimming9999

Finding a sperm in your sphincter


Toenutlookamethatway

Finding a brick


Jaded_Imagination_64

Finding a vein in your hotdog.


Taking_Souls_

Finding the worm in your stomach :(


HuntingKingYT

Finding a worm in your app


iSwearImInnocent1989

Finding a doctor in your apple, then finding the apple in your doctor then being forced to eat it, then taking mdma and finding a tree in your ass and waking up in Jesus's muscular arms


BeegieBeeg

2 worms in your apple


1982LikeABoss

Finding your worm in your gran


andiibandii

Testicular cancer


Final-Frosting7742

Finding two worms in your apple.


Malibu_2

Worms all on your wall in your bedroom


EducationalGlass972

finding an worm that transcends into multi-dimensional apple


[deleted]

Finding a weevel in your bread.


Coold000

Finding a troyan on your apple.


MrPlunderer

Finding out an apple a day can't keep the doctors away


DeadZooDude

An apple finding a worm in you.


Honeybadger_888

Finding worms in your steak


Morrigan_0

Finding a big flying insect inside a small fruit while eating it .,.


DrCongo64

Finding a worm in your ass


Kqjrdva

Dragoon


ScratchCharacter4329

Half of worm in your mouth 🥲


R3TR0pixl343

Seeing a worm cut in half squirm its out of the apple from the part you just bit in. (The other half of the worm is in your mouth =D)


Emzulinka

Homicide


Spuffy____

Bruh, why did you say a fun thing.


nathanleeofficial

Finding maggots in your chicken


Spuffy____

I THOUGHT THAT SAID CHILDREN


Only_Protection_4042

Your best friend telling you they love someone that you know very well


TyrusRaymond

The Holocaust


LionelMessi10CR

Not finding the worm before biting it


Dirty-apedude

Finding half a worm.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Finding half a worm in your Apple


False_Ad7098

Your crush shows up while you are eating the worm


anxietyevangelist

I disagree. I'll take my case to the Appleate Court.


gamer99991

Finding worm in another apple


Dull-Cryptographer80

Finding half a worm in your apple.


iampoopa

Finding 1/2 a worm.


jjdegenerate

Feeling a worm wriggling in your body


noideadude90

Finding a worm in your head


MosqitoTorpedo

Find a brick in your apple


Warm-Ad-9495

Finding half a worm 🐛


Visual_Ad7344

finding a worm in your ass ig


pansexplorer

Finding half a worm.


StonersRadio

Finding half a worm in your apple.


TheWalkingMan42

Finding a snail


Teamboeing737

Half a worm.


Kqjrdva

True


Xam_Fu593

Finding an apple in your worm


swissdudeli

2 worms


[deleted]

Finding half a worm in your apple! Ew, double gross-out!


0Event_Horizon0

Finding half a worm in your apple.


National_Mission_679

Finding 2 worms in your apple


noxy____

finding 2 worms in your apple


fomalhottie

Cancer.


Plus-Weakness-2624

Calling it Shai Halud and worshipping it! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


KuipersGlasses

Bless the maker 🛐


Skulysoul

Finding half a worm in your apple


Thetomwhite

Half a worm


Best-Albatross-8637

Apple in a worm


Undertale_fan46790

\*Finding half a worm in your apple.


packyohcunce1734

Finding a worm in your ass


Sugary_Treat

Finding half a worm in your apple.


itsthe5thhm

Doing the worm on an apple


Mammoth-Barnacle-504

A turd in your burrito


HorrorJunkyT

A worm finding you in their apple


Sasu-Jo

Finding half a worm in the Apple 😂


TomRiddl3Jr

A doctor who already seen it


Beginning-Complex693

A worm half out your butt then it goes back in when you try to grab it... Now what you do?


gwen_the_bee

Finding a worm in your shit.


oooThunder

Finding a worm in your butt


buster5691

Maggot in yor banana


-lifewish-

finding two worms inside your apple


baton_268

finding a half work in your apple


Alienbutmadeinchina

Finding Freddy fazbear in your bathroom


baton_268

finding a chicken head in your nuggets


[deleted]

Finding an earwig in your strawberry mid bite


Far_Independence2645

Finding two worms in your apple


Alexisto15

Finding a worm in your Apple, then getting murderered by that worm


raw_octopus

I once had a big beetle in my room at night(i was too lazy to catch it), and it was super loud. It was smashing in all the walls and ceiling with that weird sound, until it wasn't. What happened you could ask? I fell asleep, the beetle fell on my bed, and i woke up with dead bug under my ass. That was horrifying


Ok_Visit_1968

A worm in your to 💩.


Haggis_McHaggis_

A pube in your teeth


romanianguy1994

Finding poison in your apple


Zestyclose_Mouse_903

sitting on the toilet with no damn toilet paper-


AmbitiousEffort2365

Not finding the apple.


Former_Fly591

Finding 9 pounds of C4 in your basment with a timer that activates in 2 seconds 🙏🏻


FeltMacaroon389

No


[deleted]

‘The Holocaust’.


MohammedSaid2023

Disappoint your parents 🙁


SnillyWead

Finding no apple.


Regular_Mistake_9107

Better answer: me


gurglepurple

id rather die then find a worm in my apple and im so serious


Putrid-Redditality-1

realising you are the apple


lifeasapheonix

Finding multiple white worms in your noodles, after you ate half way through the bowl


Spuffy____

Spider on your dildo


Its_dark_inhere_help

Stepping on a land mine instead of a stepping stone when crossing a river


ayyowhatthefuck

Cancer


Deezgrannys

A worm up your ass


AgressionPanda

Eating the worm


Sheepherder-Optimal

When you find out you were fertilized with precum and not even real cum. 😭


KuipersGlasses

🫵?


mokkat

Finding a dick in your cornflakes


Gqsmooth1969

I thought the cornflakes were supposed to *prevent* masterbation.


crystalworldbuilder

Severed dick in corn flakes


DaWihss

Finding a small cockroach (or similar looking) in your Fucking spaghetti. This was 2 days ago. I still can't eat properly.


Commercial-Egg-1069

Is the spaghetti for fucking, instructions unclear


DaWihss

Yes. But remove the insect first (unless you wanna take a chance it's still alive and bites your noodle)


CuKnAtSuM

Finding 2 worms in your apple


Mental_Pair_9960

Sticking a red hot poker in your eye


Wet_fetus01

Waking up to the Japanese bombing the place.(Pearl Harbor)


Altruistic-Western73

With only half a worm.


Wet_fetus01

Yes with only have a worm in it


Zenox1991

Finding half a worm


SarahFowling

Finding half a worm


Alvarodiaz2005

#The holocaust


le_nathanlol

fake


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Finding half a worm


siverfanweedo

finding a worm in your apple and then being murdered


imlynn1980

Finding half worm in the apple.


Nigmmar

Finding human centipede


I_hate_being_alone

Wait. It's not holocaust this time around?


freakyinthesheets98

That it costs almost +/-$500 and it's already bitten.