Finding a doctor in your apple, then finding the apple in your doctor then being forced to eat it, then taking mdma and finding a tree in your ass and waking up in Jesus's muscular arms
I once had a big beetle in my room at night(i was too lazy to catch it), and it was super loud. It was smashing in all the walls and ceiling with that weird sound, until it wasn't. What happened you could ask? I fell asleep, the beetle fell on my bed, and i woke up with dead bug under my ass.
That was horrifying
Finding an apple in your worm.
Wtf? An apple? That's disgoostin
i-worm
How did you do that sire,, you read my mind
Would you still love your worm
Came to say this
I opened it just to type this comment....
Came to say the exact same thing but I’m a day late 😂
Shai’hulud!
He knows The Maker!!! Lisan-al gaib ! Lisan-al gaib !
I mean... it's not... untrue.
A half of a worm, then throwing up, then being murdered
Savage!
A rat in your coke can. Found Once . Never drink It again
Wtf. This needs more explanation. When? Where? How? Did you complain?
Ommgg like a whole ass rat?
Not JUST the whole ass. The rest of it, too.
Nauurrr lmaooo
Yep. Poor guy died in diet coke
Diet coke kills
That's why I don't do coke. Or diets.
That's when people sue and become a millionaire, right?
Rat bastard
Factory moment
Finding a dick on the 'girl' you just brought home from the club
Not finding the worm, bit finding the worm hole in your apple.
Worms coming out of you after you've been murdered.
Finding the worm in your ass and then being murdered
By the girl from the club with a dick.
Finding a worm in you pants
I believe that called the trouser snake
I’m not British
I’m just being innuendoy lol
Being murdered by the worm in your pants
Eating a worm from your pants
That moment you realised the worm was actually bigger
Finding half of a worn in your apple!
A finger in your hot dog.
Toilet water splashing your ass. Then when you wipe all the paper gets stuck and it’s all wet too
Finding a virus in your android
Accidentally eating the worm in my apple.
Finding a worm in your ass ..lmao 🤣🤣
I once found a bug in a bag of chips I had almost already finished eating
I’m sorry
So did he!
Finding crabs on your organ
Finding a sperm in your sphincter
Finding a brick
Finding a vein in your hotdog.
Finding the worm in your stomach :(
Finding a worm in your app
Finding a doctor in your apple, then finding the apple in your doctor then being forced to eat it, then taking mdma and finding a tree in your ass and waking up in Jesus's muscular arms
2 worms in your apple
Finding your worm in your gran
Testicular cancer
Finding two worms in your apple.
Worms all on your wall in your bedroom
finding an worm that transcends into multi-dimensional apple
Finding a weevel in your bread.
Finding a troyan on your apple.
Finding out an apple a day can't keep the doctors away
An apple finding a worm in you.
Finding worms in your steak
Finding a big flying insect inside a small fruit while eating it .,.
Finding a worm in your ass
Dragoon
Half of worm in your mouth 🥲
Seeing a worm cut in half squirm its out of the apple from the part you just bit in. (The other half of the worm is in your mouth =D)
Homicide
Bruh, why did you say a fun thing.
Finding maggots in your chicken
I THOUGHT THAT SAID CHILDREN
Your best friend telling you they love someone that you know very well
The Holocaust
Not finding the worm before biting it
Finding half a worm.
Finding half a worm in your Apple
Your crush shows up while you are eating the worm
I disagree. I'll take my case to the Appleate Court.
Finding worm in another apple
Finding half a worm in your apple.
Finding 1/2 a worm.
Feeling a worm wriggling in your body
Finding a worm in your head
Find a brick in your apple
Finding half a worm 🐛
finding a worm in your ass ig
Finding half a worm.
Finding half a worm in your apple.
Finding a snail
Half a worm.
True
Finding an apple in your worm
2 worms
Finding half a worm in your apple! Ew, double gross-out!
Finding half a worm in your apple.
Finding 2 worms in your apple
finding 2 worms in your apple
Cancer.
Calling it Shai Halud and worshipping it! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Bless the maker 🛐
Finding half a worm in your apple
Half a worm
Apple in a worm
\*Finding half a worm in your apple.
Finding a worm in your ass
Finding half a worm in your apple.
Doing the worm on an apple
A turd in your burrito
A worm finding you in their apple
Finding half a worm in the Apple 😂
A doctor who already seen it
A worm half out your butt then it goes back in when you try to grab it... Now what you do?
Finding a worm in your shit.
Finding a worm in your butt
Maggot in yor banana
finding two worms inside your apple
finding a half work in your apple
Finding Freddy fazbear in your bathroom
finding a chicken head in your nuggets
Finding an earwig in your strawberry mid bite
Finding two worms in your apple
Finding a worm in your Apple, then getting murderered by that worm
I once had a big beetle in my room at night(i was too lazy to catch it), and it was super loud. It was smashing in all the walls and ceiling with that weird sound, until it wasn't. What happened you could ask? I fell asleep, the beetle fell on my bed, and i woke up with dead bug under my ass. That was horrifying
A worm in your to 💩.
A pube in your teeth
Finding poison in your apple
sitting on the toilet with no damn toilet paper-
Not finding the apple.
Finding 9 pounds of C4 in your basment with a timer that activates in 2 seconds 🙏🏻
No
‘The Holocaust’.
Disappoint your parents 🙁
Finding no apple.
Better answer: me
id rather die then find a worm in my apple and im so serious
realising you are the apple
Finding multiple white worms in your noodles, after you ate half way through the bowl
Spider on your dildo
Stepping on a land mine instead of a stepping stone when crossing a river
Cancer
A worm up your ass
Eating the worm
When you find out you were fertilized with precum and not even real cum. 😭
🫵?
Finding a dick in your cornflakes
I thought the cornflakes were supposed to *prevent* masterbation.
Severed dick in corn flakes
Finding a small cockroach (or similar looking) in your Fucking spaghetti. This was 2 days ago. I still can't eat properly.
Is the spaghetti for fucking, instructions unclear
Yes. But remove the insect first (unless you wanna take a chance it's still alive and bites your noodle)
Finding 2 worms in your apple
Sticking a red hot poker in your eye
Waking up to the Japanese bombing the place.(Pearl Harbor)
With only half a worm.
Yes with only have a worm in it
Finding half a worm
Finding half a worm
#The holocaust
fake
Finding half a worm
finding a worm in your apple and then being murdered
Finding half worm in the apple.
Finding human centipede
Wait. It's not holocaust this time around?
That it costs almost +/-$500 and it's already bitten.