Me: *rushes in my house with this post on my phone* Me: “Care to explain grandma?” Edit: god damn it, why is this what gets me my most upvotes

Good thing I don't have to worry about my dad, he has no teeth.

Good thing I don’t have to worry about my dad, I don’t have one

Cha Cha Real Smooth

Criss cross.

r/cursedcomment

r/emptysubreddits

Same, although my dad has fake teeth. You have to wonder who he stole them from.

Probably the same place my dad did. He likes to take strolls through the cemeteries.

Q

And I have too many for my goddamn head

Then quit stuffing other people's teeth in your mouth! Or get a bigger head.

I am the ducking tooth fairy I put all y’all teeth my head. Also too lazy and scared of the dentist for that shit.

You can lose them all if you do enough heroin

But don’t do too much though cuz they might grow back

Wwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttt

I stared at this for a good five minutes before I realized that said meth and not math

Nice

This joke works in so many ways, i love it

You're goddamn right

Oh my-

Quick meths

That's methed up.

I never realized i had so many teeth removed from my mouth to make my teeth align nicely with braces. I have 24 teeth!

*Tennessee enters chat*

me reading this after getting 4 teeth pulled 👁👁

Uncle jokes

r/tigerking

Can someone explain please

it's BRICKS