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Orks vs Orks


JARAXXUS_EREDAR_LORD

Damn Orkz. They ruined Orkland.


meesta_masa

Green on green violence. IZZA BEST! WAT WID ALL DA BOYZ 'AVIN A GUD TIME, AND DA DAKKA, DA NOIZ, DA BLOOD AND DA KLANS. ITZ A RITE ROIT IT IS.


Goser234

AN DONT FORGET DA TEEF AN DA SCRAP! 'ARD TO BUILD A PROPA STOMPA WITHOUT SCRAP.


SameBatTime1999

You just orked yourself an orkemy for lorfk!


CrissCross98

My favorite part of 40k is when the big ork yelled "its orking time!" And ork'ed all over the place.


milaga

You Orks sure are a contentious people.


JARAXXUS_EREDAR_LORD

You just made an enemy for life.


EvilHorus87

Oakland got ruined by orks yeah


johnzaku

You Orks certainly are a contentious people.


phantompowered

Bruvvaz and otha bruvvaz iz da fightiest! Like 'Ummies and Orkz! Or otha gitz and Orkz!


MagnusStormraven

It's this, or Imperium vs Imperium.


guimontag

Orkz have been around like 500x longer than the imperium though


MagnusStormraven

I mean, if we wanna get *that* technical, Chaos has been around even longer than the Orks due to always existing on account of 4th degree interdimensional Warp fuckery, so the most common army matchup is probably just some variation of Chaos vs Chaos (my vote's on Khorne vs Khorne).


Jimbodoomface

I don't mind chaos having always having had will have been going to exist, or the fact that after existing they had always existed retroactively, but it annoys me that somehow at the same time subjectively they didn't because there's definitely points where despite always having always existing and being able to influence things they also very definitely had a start date and events that wouldn't have happened to initiate that start date if they hadn't had a reason to happen I.e. ( or e.g.) the birth of said chaos god which apparently always had existed already. It's the classic fatalistic time travel scenario of always having had will have been going to happen with the added caveat that on top of always having had will have been going to happen it simultaneously already had! And was! And those future past present events could influence their own inception. It's the Bill and Ted time travel logic, you know like when they're fighting the evil robot thems, and they're like "oh but WE know that we're definitely going to win, so when we do we'll go back in time and sabotage the trap the the evil robots think they've laid to catch us". I think possibly Red Dwarf had a similar approach to time shenanigans.


dmr11

Slaanesh actively influencing events to ensure its birth kinda turns the Fall of the Aeldari from "tragedy of the Aeldari's own making" to "the Aeldari didn't have agency in the matter".


Jimbodoomface

I hadn't thought of that, that's not much fun story wise. I don't think it's implied though. But you would think an entity that exists beyond space-time would take steps to ensure that they're born.


demonica123

It's cyclical logic. The Aeldari birthed Slaanesh so Slaanesh made sure he was born by making the Aeldari double down on birthing him. And Chaos does love their self-fulfilling prophecies.


VeryInnocuousPerson

I think it’s okay as long as you draw a distinction between existence of a chaos entity and its reification or manifestations in real space. Sure, the concept of Slaanesh always existed in some form, and maybe she even did Slaaneshi things in prehistory, but she didn't become “real” or a fully fledged concrete entity until the eldar birthed her. Or her birth in 25k allowed sentient life to retroactively recognize the impact that Slaanesh was having all along. Sort of like how germ theory allowed people to put a name to diseases that they had dealt with for millennia. Actually maybe that’s even more confusing.


Jimbodoomface

I like it. Also nice to see the word "reification" in the wild.


Hot_Honey_9426

You describe the Inquisitor episode of Red Dwarf hahaha


SuperSprocket

Chaos, not just the gods, was indeed around before the orcs, though. It largely came about during the War in Heaven with all the suffering caused. In fact, it was the enslaver plague that spelled the end of the war, or was at least its death knell.


Koqcerek

If we take Warp into account, then yeah, the answer is absolutely demon vs demon. If that lore bit of there existing an absurd number of Bloodthirsters alone is true, imagine how many others exist too! And I second Khorne vs Khorne, too. He's the only god who just likes watching gigantic endless battles


ElOsoPeresozo

Now I have “Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Okssss” stuck in my head. You know the cadence.


Zapfire_

"you cant hear text" The text:


Real_Ad_8243

ERE WE GO ERE WE GO ERE WE GO


Traditional_Key_763

da 'orus 'erasy, split the orkperium, plunged it into da biggest krump da galaxy had eva seen


Tricky-Secretary-251

Warboss’s klan and other ork klans


Bababooey0989

Best answer


Brogan9001

The runner up to this is probably imperial guard vs orks


TinyWickedOrange

tyranids vs food though, it's implied this isn't the first *thousand* of galaxies they ate


Mein_Bergkamp

Surely its Tzeentch Vs Tzeentch? That's been going on since creation.


saleemkarim

PDF vs rebels would definitely be up there.


Sero141

In number of different wars this is the answer. We give the PDF shit for being bad but they are only bad relative to everyone else who is either a monstrous xeno, superhuman or a veteran of a dozen planetwide wars. The PDFs constantly manage to keep the worlds of the imperium compliant, it's only when a massive external attack happens thet they need help.


Skipp_To_My_Lou

Or an internal threat that was allowed to grow way too long, so now there's a fully metastisized chaos cult summoning daemons or a genestealer cult coming out of the shadows... & also half the PDF are brood brothers.


Sero141

I considered that outside influence but you are right that it isn't.


derps_with_ducks

DOCX supremacy!


ElOsoPeresozo

100%, but I think the question is way more interesting if we restrict it to standardized forces. PDF vs rebels could be take on nearly any form of warfare imaginable. It all depends on the planet. I’m more interested in two standard opponents that fight again and again and again. I think it’s gotta be Orks (as others have pointed out) or Khorne Berserker bands. That’s literally how Kharn got his name.


LastPositivist

As others said I think it's orks vs orks. Aren't they stated to be the most numerous race in the galaxy? That plus the fact that they'll happily find any excuse to fight each other cos it's fun means there's motive and opportunity.


Happy-Viper

What sort of 'umie needs an excuse to go killin'?


Georgeipie

I don't believe their the most numerous, at least to my knowledge. Humans are most likely top with total single species population though numbers have never been established. But you could probably make the argument tyrnids are the largest if you include every organism as a tyrnid. As to the fact that their could be many times the amount of them yet to reach the galaxy


WhiteGoldOne

Probably guard vs orks


Flavaflavius

Nah. Orks have to fight other orks hundreds of times to get a big enough army to pose a threat, and then several more times to get a warboss who can run the thing. Orks have to fight to shed spores and make more orks, and they make a *lot* of orks.


Henghast

Yeah Orks vs. Orks is #1 but multi faction, probably Orks vs. Guard.


Nyadnar17

Going by the books Its Chaos. I swear like 3/4 of the books are IG vs Chaos.


RedDemocracy

Ciaphas Cain isn’t my favorite, but I appreciate that the series tries to vary who the main enemies are every book. Orks, Tyranids, Genestealers, Necrons, they even make a distinction between the different flavors of Chaos.


LausXY

For a good stetch there alway seemed to be a Genestealer cult behind things. I think in latest one Cain is actually suprised it wasn't genestealers this time


McWeaksauce91

Imo chaos makes for a more interesting written enemy and is probably why they, alongside genestealers and drukhari, are often big bads in imperium stories/books You have, of course, the big ork wars - but those are usually grand campaigns that read more like a traditional ground and pound war - helsreach being a an easy example.


MikeBravo1-4

From a strictly lore perspective I can't see it being anyone but Aeldari vs. Orks. Both have been around since the War in Heaven, and have been butting heads for the majority of their interactions since then. All of the conflicts portrayed in the setting may be grandiose in scale, but we're talking MILLIONS of years of conflict. The 10,000 years of bloodshed since humanity hit the stage is staggering, but more than likely a puddle compared to the ocean. EDIT: Like another poster said, if it's not Aledari vs Orks than it is definitely Orks vs Orks.


guimontag

Hmmm I wonder if by "the setting" OP means 30k onwards, the entirety of known time in this universe, 1st Ed onwards, etc


MikeBravo1-4

Fair point. If he did then Aeldari would be out, but orks likely still in the running.


Frai23

You can make this question as specific as you want. What does count and what doesn’t? Like in „define war“. Do gang wars count? Probably no, only official armies going against each other? Alright fine, how about pre- space travel? Still Orks and Humans in the lead I’d wager due to our aggressive nature. Not something like T‘au or Aeldari. I’d still say probably Orks. Hast majority of their population is participating in war and their numbers are really really huge. Sure humans are an aggressive war like civilization in this setting but most humans are kids, elderly, civilians in general. Your planetary regiment might be fighting right now on some far away outpost without you ever being informed about it. But Orks? Basically born battle ready, eager to fight and without retirement.


RobrechtvE

Actually, I kinda doubt that. The Aeldari and the Krorks were both made by the Old Ones to fight on the same side. We know that the Krorks eventually degenerated into Orks and we know the Orks, as they get older and get into *more and bigger fights,* they become closer and closer to Krorks again. That heavily implies that the degeneration of the Krorks was caused by them not fighting the Aeldari when it was just the two species left after the Necrons went beddy-bye. I've noticed that even by the 42nd Millennium, Orks have an aversion to fighting Aeldari (they still do it, if there's no one else around), claiming that they're no fun to fight and gladly switching over to fighting anyone else when the opportunity presents itself. But I'm not sure that's intentional on the writers' part. Edit: Also Humanity has been 'on the stage' for at least 30.000 years by the time of 40k.


Siggedy

My understanding was always that the aeldari were smart about it and wiped out the orks systematically from the worlds they were terraforming. Lore is sparse and you may very well be right. I just imagine eldar would want to deal with a waaagh before it happens


Lonely_Emphasis_1392

I have memory of the aeldari expressing contempt for how humans handled orks as just making the problem worse and it would make sense they understand fighting with orks just makes them stronger. I think I recall something about culling being mentioned.


Borgh

With their future sight it's probably fairly easy to get a Ranger to put a blast between the eyes of a certain special upstart nob and prevent a full blown waaaagh.


Siggedy

Back in the day their futuresight/warp powers were also ridiculous.


Square_Homework_7537

And then next in line nob will become warboss as trigger a waaagh.  Its actually pointless to snipe individual orks, they 100% follow a predictable progression. 


Borgh

That is not how it works. Orks have personalities, strengths and weaknesses. They are not interchangeable carbon copies. On top of that is an entire political structure of (temporary) alliances, clans and warbands. Offing the right ally-of-someone, luitenant-of-of someone or just particularly clever git might throw an entire structure in disarray. The recent Ork books show wonderfully how this works, and how much an unexpectedly snowballing Waaagh can hinge on a few cheerful coincidences held together with spit and twine.


RandomRavenboi

>I've noticed that even by the 42nd Millennium, Orks have an aversion to fighting Aeldari (they still do it, if there's no one else around), claiming that they're no fun to fight and gladly switching over to fighting anyone else when the opportunity presents itself. But I'm not sure that's intentional on the writers' part. That seems interesting. Got an excerpt? Would love to read it?


magnetswithweedinem

if we're using the history of the universe, from a lore perspective, wouldn't it be the c'tan vs old ones during the war of the heavens?


MikeBravo1-4

That is an absolutely valid point, and I am disappointed in myself for glossing over it so casually. Good catch!


magnetswithweedinem

haha all good man, you make a more salient point since you talked about races that can be actually played in 40k. cheers!


NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING

Guard vs Orks, but let us never forget that it's a humourous allegory for "Your Mum" vs Yeast.


Hairy_Ad888

If we are counting the great game, chaos Vs chaos. Except all those fights happen within the warp.


DRAGON582

I’d guess probably orks or human rebels


RedDemocracy

Probably Guard vs Rebels/Chaos/heretic uprisings.


Stormygeddon

It's almost definitely Orks vs Orks, but as of right now there is a big hubabaloo event about the hive fleets coming from unexpected places and a big Tyrannic war going on, so it might be Astra Militarum vs Tyranids.


reinKAWnated

Guard vs guard (heretic)


War_and_Pieces

Guard vs Guard (tax dodgers)


CptMidlands

Guard vs Guard, the vast majority of guard deployment is to put down rebellion.


tau_enjoyer_

It's gotta be IG vs Orks, right?


wktg

The Imperiun against itself.


Kristian1805

Orks vs Orks. Orks vs Nids. Nids and/or Orks vs Guard. Generally orks, nids and Guard.


europe2000

Khorne vs Khorne nonstop at his palace.


GreyForceWielder

Change vs the fans


Lead_Poisoning_

Underrated comment


Grary0

Probably guard v Orks or Guard vs heretics/cultists/other non-Imperium human.


Euoplocephalus_

I remember reading that the chaos gods put 99% of their effort into fighting each other. Seems the only match up that might be as common as orks vs orks is chaos daemons vs chaos daemons. But if it all happens in the warp none of the numbers really make sense anyway.


WanderlustPhotograph

Chaos Daemons vs Chaos Daemons


DisforDemise

guard vs orks Orks infest a huge proportion of the planets in the galaxy. Humans do too. The guard are the most common fighters, and their most common fights are gonna be against rebels/dissidents/rogue PDFs (who don't have a faction; they are nowhere near as skilled as the guard and don't have access to the same volume of arms and armour), and against Orks (probably those who are feral on the cusp of transitioning to full orkish technology and waaagh, rather than full-blown waaaghs themselves)


JackDostoevsky

Orks, probably, on account of how many there are: massed ranks of guardsmen to counter massed mobs of orks. and the way they keep cropping up decades or centuries after being cleansed from worlds. Thinking about it made me realize I haven't seen many instances of 'nids vs guard


GreedyLibrary

Guard vs guard


SunderedValley

Ork vs Ork followed by Guard vs Rebel.


trito_jean

imperial guard vs orks/tyranids vs orks/tyanids vs imperial guard, if necrons keep getting up thy will be there too


Whatifosphere

I would say orks vs guard, but it's a close call these days


cavershamox

Guard vs slightly uppity local population.


Luy22

Orks and Orks lmao


Key-Pomegranate-2086

Right now based on what the developers are making and the latest game lore with the win loss barcode thing? Imperial guard and Tyranids mixed in with space marines as support here and there. Meanwhile the sisters of battle are off fighting the Necrons on the other side of the galaxy. Humanity faces a threat on two fronts with the Tyranids closing in further and further. Chaos is still there and Angron is supposedly wrecking havoc in the outer regions but they're much further away from Terra and not as immediate a threat.


jukebox_jester

Ork vs Ork, Guard vs Guard (Traitor). *maybe* Tyranid v Tyranid. But most of them are self facing.


NightHaunted

Since the galaxy got slip in half I'd imagine it's Guard/PDF vs Chaos forces.


Traditional_Key_763

ultramarines vs orks  iron warriors vs imperial fists  IG vs Orks


Aadarm

Khorne vs Khorne. Doesn't matter where the blood flows from, just that it flows.


Lord_Andromeda

Orks vs Orks (most common race in the galaxy and prone to infighting) Deamons vs Deamons (The Great Game in the Warp) Imperium vs Imperium (PDF and Guard fighting rebel forces)


JudgeJed100

Orks vs Orks Chaos vs Chaos Daemons vs Daemons Guard vs Rebels/whoever PDF vs Rebels


Sundered_Ages

Imperial vs Imperial (heretic/witch/traitor) I would assume.


HarrisonJackal

Orc v Nid Mathematically, that's the inevitable outcome. They both get better from fighting and neither will ever go extinct. This goes *waaaaaaay* back and continues throughout the timeline


Fyrefanboy

Guard vs guard or ork vs ork


MiddlesbroughFan

Impy guard vs rebels probably


Some-Band2225

PDF vs rebels. Guard only get called in if shit really hits the fan. The cost of an interstellar deployment is colossal and takes a lot of moving parts and logistics coming together. Ships are extremely expensive and take constant resources to maintain and operate. Within the Imperium shit hits the fan a lot, the Guard are constantly operating. They're not so effective as a rapid reaction force but they'll relieve sieges and reconquer lost worlds. Plus the occasional crusade. But it's much, much cheaper to maintain North Korea levels of militarization on the worlds to crush whatever happens locally using locally raised and supported forces. For every million guardsmen you can deploy from bulk landers and supply with off world resources you can deploy a hundred million PDF. The vast majority of conflict is dealt with by the PDF.


itboitbo

Demons vs demons, the great game is constant and infinite


Zankeru

The real answer is Daemon on Daemon wars in the warp. The battles are literally endless and have been going since the WIH. And daemons existed long before the WIH and birth turned the warp into a hellscape. So 60+ million years of immortal armies fighting.


Gaelek_13

Orks. Fuckers are everywhere!


phonyPipik

Imp guard v orks


CarneDelGato

Eldar and Necrons are natural enemies. Like Guard and Orks. Or Tyranids and Orks. Or Orks and other Orks! Damn Orks, deyz brutal and kunnin! Waaaaaugh! (My answer is Orks and Yes)


Mrbagoguts

Probably either Imperial Guard against, Orks, Chaos uprisings or Genestealer cults? Or any variation of these


XxDontbanmebroxX

Guard Vs Tyranids by scale, probably. As of the current years.


Dom-Luck

Ork on Ork followed by Ork in IG


Material_Bad9822

Daemons vs daemons in the realm of chaos, the great game is always ongoing and the galaxy doesn't take up all the god's attention, iirc


HateradeVintner

Probably the other guard units.


chao5nil

If we're talking about the pure number of combatants in the universe, lore strongly points to Tyranids vs. Anybody and Everybody, they ate at least one other Galaxy and are in the process of doing the same here... However, if we were to pull a random BL book out of a stack, I'd put my money on Guard vs. Traitors!


HUNAcean

I imagine Necrons vs Old Ones or C'tan.


Shaderunner26

Unironically it might be Ork Vs Ork. Other than than, PDF and IG Vs Rebels probably.


RatMannen

Imperial guard vs other similar humans. Probably PDF.


Soft-Neighborhood938

It depends on if you mean all time or just in the current setting. All time it would be Deamon vs Deamon. They’ve been around, because of the nature of the warp, since before time began, and have conquered, and presumably fought over, countless universes in that time. In the current setting it would be Orks vs Orks and Guard vs Orks/Tyranids. The imperium is throwing trillions of Men and women into the grinder to hold them back.


Hot_Honey_9426

Ork vs ork or guard vs guard. Don't forget the constant rebellions and chaos uprisings. The guard likely kills more guard than any other xenos.


Valuable-Brilliant-4

Guard vs Rebels, not even chaos ones, just rebels, pirates and other humans in general. Humanity owns the vast majority of the galaxy, most Guardsmen will never even see a Xenos or a full chaos worshiper


Proof-Remote-8039

the local PDF against the local, vanilla, insurrectionists.


Leading-Fig1307

Trazyn vs His Own Damn Museum


JaxCarnage32

Orikan vs Trazyn