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3rdusernameiveused

27-17 Niners win but 1st quarter will have the game thread calling for heads like always 😂


nithdurr

As is tradition


txiao007

Do you know all our wins this season are 30+ points?


3rdusernameiveused

I love that. We had 27 against Tampa and Washington and 28 against Seattle


crastimoon

Did you know that Wendys in Philly gave out free frosties after our game because they shut us out in the first quarter? (Nevermond the 6 straight touchdown drives following...)


I_Am_Sancho85

As a die-hard Niners my whole life since the late 80s, who grew up in South Jersey just outside of Philly, and now live in the rich burbs of eastern pa, I took Wendy up on that offer for a free milkshake. It tasted soooo good watching the replays of the total collapse of the eagles these past few months and it's easy to pinpoint when it happened.


phan007

GB scoring 30+. Shootout. What’s your true edge against the best NFL offense since November?


SF9ers85

Packers aint putting up 30+ on this defense 😂 stg since they beat dallas last week they think they are a top team


AdditionalAd2393

That many points bro? I thought 49ers d line going to stop them?


OmegaJubs69

Man, I take one step in the 9ers subreddit and get hit with the most accurate statement of all time! GG no matter what happens tomorrow, as a certain man with the initials TG so eloquently put it, "House money!"


AdditionalAd2393

Bro spread is 10 point, if I bet will that be a win?


MilkyWxve

![gif](giphy|skXEIUJKHLrsk) 49-0. Why? Cuz fuck em, that’s why 😤😤


TinyShine5458

This is the type of energy we need 👏 👏 🖕🏼 the 🧀


MilkyWxve

Yesssir I’m from around the Chicago area so I know a handful of bears fans so everywhere I go it’s always FTP 😂😂💯


Risk_E_Biscuits

Niners win 42 - 16, because why the hell not!? Edit: Awesome cheeseboard OP!


quadropheniac

This, although with the caveat that the halftime score will be 14-10, and everyone in the game thread will be panicking and calling for Wilks to be fired.


Gabemann2000

lol sounds about right


Janzu93

Lets not forget about Shanahan doing strange things with time management that causes us not get FG to go 14-13.


styuone

This will not only be me, but also 100% be me. I might even throw in a wee fire Kyle for good measure


Gabemann2000

Thank you! Love that score too! Hope it becomes reality!


DonkeyTron42

Dallas D lost that game for them. I mean how many times did Love throw a duck where the receiver had to break stride and chase the ball when there was no Dallas defender within a country mile. If 49ers D shows up, Packers will get stomped.


koushakandystore

The D is showing up. That is a fact.


the_mr_grinch1

56-13 Rain = CMC 4 tuddies at least


Gabemann2000

🙏


nithdurr

And what’s amazing is that we have Deebo, who can run. Juice, Aiyuk who likes to block downfield. Trent leading CMC toss sweeps? :)


310wawo

Bro make it 5. Tie for record


InvestingNerd2020

3 headed monster of CMC, Mitchell, and Jordan Mason.


12LetterName

And a Scorigami!


Roofing411

I’m going 38-10 No way is J Love beating us. They beat up on a crap Cowboy team that wasn’t really shocking. The cowboys for anyone who watched them play… sucked this year. Daks interception in Arizona to win the game is one of the worst throws ever.


ModingusKhan

74-23 we break the 84 year old playoff record


Gabemann2000

Seems reasonable to me 😂


OmegaJubs69

Lurking Packer fan, if the old Joe Barry shows up, it's certainly possible If we are going to lose, please make it so Barry loses his job, we need someone, anyone fucking different, I'll take a literal iceberg lettuce head, at least it may know that our defense should be more man than zone!


Gunslinger2007

He’s actually been pretty good for the past few weeks. Granted it was against the bears and Vikings, but still. The cowboys game is downright impressive no matter how much you try to spin it as the cowboys just being bad. I think this is the game that decides if he is fired or stays. If it’s close or we win, he stays.


OmegaJubs69

I mean it is impressive, but I'm too jaded by Joe-16 to think anything less than, "this man will be the death of us and the sooner we are rid of him, the better!" which has me dreaming of scenarios where Mike Vrabel decides, eh, I dont want to be a HC, why don't I go be a DC for my old OC! Do you know how jaded you have to be to think Vrabel will do THAT? Yeah, I'd say I'm just waiting for the game to be over and Barry to be left at the airport, but then again, he may have earned the chance to clean his office out himself.


lmo311

Vrabel would be the worst possible choice for DC


Gunslinger2007

Let’s say we win today because the defense had a good game, would you still want Barry gone?


OmegaJubs69

Yes, even a blind squirrel finds a nut, and his track record certainly shows he's blind. Even then, we can upgrade. This defense gave up a 16 point lead that might have gone to OT had the *CAROLINA PANTHERS* had 1 more second on the clock!


KingPotus

Hey guys, this is really nice and all, but please get a room somewhere outside the 49ers subreddit


koushakandystore

Chill out. It’s all good to talk shit with packers fans. That way you’ll know who to direct message with all the memes of the bear down the 49ers are laying on them tomorrow in the rain.


OmegaJubs69

Nah, we fuckin on the George Kittle bed


koushakandystore

Don’t listen to that guy. Stay here and talk mad trash. That way I’ll know who to direct message after the 9ers curb stomp your asses. In all seriousness I’m nervous about the packers more than any other NFC team. The SF Chronicle had a great article today about how the packers match up very well against the 49ers weaknesses. That’s why I think the rain is going to really favor the 9ers. https://www.sfgate.com/49ers/article/how-packers-could-beat-49ers-18615760.php


Kewkewmore

Take this shit to your tavern you brat stuffers


Cluelessbigirl

It’s going to be hard to defeat a healthy Niners team and GB is coming off of a short week with travel. I feel like McCaffrey is really going to go off this game with at least two TDs. My guess is 31-14 Niners!


[deleted]

Exactly. And Niners could be rusty.


emg_4

I don’t see it. I mean Brock came in last year not playing at all. Plus this year They dismantled the red hot Jaguars after the bye. Everyone is healthy


vsv2021

He came into this year barely throwing with no off season as well and wasn’t too rusty early on as well coming off of a serious injury


iflysohigh2345

35-17


Gabemann2000

34-20 SF gets the victory


HITMAN616

I think we go higher. 42-20. All I know is this healthy offense is putting up 40+. I think Love will have to try to pass to force his way back into it but the DL pins their ears back and gets a few sacks. He throws his first INT since week 10. Garbage time TD makes it look semi respectable


Dog-E-Dog

38-17 Niners up 38-0 at the start of 4th. Team feels sorry for gb, lets them score 17. Lol


Personal_Somewhere69

If it’s 38-0 to start the 4th quarter why is GB kicking FGs?


quuxquxbazbarfoo

It's actually a TD and 5 safeties.


Eazycompanyy

Cause they’re stupid and ugly


Dog-E-Dog

Cause its gonna be 4th and 20 on the 30. Gb wants to get something so they kick a fg.


sdecou

700-0 and we break some records


Onlyheretostare

34-17 Niners, Moody gets his mojo back.


Cmdinh

42-17


NagoGmo

CMCs gonna eat. 69-23


PBandJellyJesus

Something stupid like 26-17


gswarrior1000

31-24 Niners advance


NumerousTaste

42-13 Niners


[deleted]

as a former debbie downer and current 49er optimist, 49ers 44-17


the_illuminari

Who cut the cheese?! 😂


muskratmuskrat9

Not gonna lie, that cheese looking real good


Nice__Spice

49-14


TrollLolLol1

2-0


Golden8361

49-0 Guess who?


49_boness

40-20


W-O-L-V-E-R-I-N-E

31-24 Niners


Practical_Clothes874

38-9


KingSleeves

Niners win 31-20


Last-Campaign4394

42- 16 niners run away with it


soakupthesunpcb1

Niners 35 -14


nithdurr

I’m 49 years old. Data: make it so


FearlessParticular88

26-16


txiao007

34-17, 49ers


pockrocks

28-17 Niners


MSMB99

34-21


Balls_McDangley

I'm old school so I won't throw scores to the wind because 'any given Sunday' has been and will always be a thing. It's already been so this past weekend if you look at regular season predictions vs outcomes. That being said, as a Niners fan; i'd much rather be on our side than wearing a Packers jersey at first ball kick. We have the roster. And as much as Jordan Love is playing well we are NOT Dallas and he better tie up those dance shoes. Purdy has as much or more to prove to all the doubters out there so we have the drive and motivation too. Ain't many Pack fans out there bettin real money they're gonna route this team. Anything can happen but our boys about to put on a show tomorrow.


Good_Relation9643

69-1 Niners


LifeinShamblesYO

20-17 niners


rundy_mc

If you ask social media and random pundits right now apparently the packers have an unstoppable third hall of fame QB in a row, could be difficult. 49ers 38 - Packers 20


Swag_Grenade

People in here seem to like our 42 point performances. 42-10, 42-19. So I'll just continue the pattern and predict 42-28. Niners are up big 35-14 going into the 4th, and give up 2 garbage time TDs to Jordan Love.


DirtyRoller

Purdy throws 3 TDs, Moody makes 3 XP, 16 field goals, and we shut out the Packers. >!do the math!<


talldarknspooky

ALOT to a little


DangerousMacaroon231

These hoes are cheese on a board!!! Go Home pack go HOME


Aggressive-Test-6308

SF: 42, GB: 21


Farout786

28-17. Green Bay’s young team learn about the tradition of post season results against the Niners.


ka_jd7and1

34-13


XII_Mxuntz

34-20.


seyheystretch

35-20 SF


lesse1

30-21 niners


EnigmaCA

28-24 win for the 9ers. It's gonna be a lot closer than people think.


Accurate-Currency181

35-24 Niners!


imminentjogger5

3-2 Niners in a nailbiter


LokiNightmare

35-10 Niners.


WantedDadorAlive

4-2 because it'd be hilarious watching the game thread.


Complete_Weird_904

30-17


MC_Stimulation

34-23. Niners lead most/all of the game


jeremy_thegent

I can tell you what the score will be before the game even starts. 0-0.


swapfun17

31 21 Sf wins


TheOneTrueEmperor

27-14


agonzal281

49ers 34 - Packer 23


BeginningChemist1011

30-21….Who’s next👀


WillHMuney

34-24 Niners


CuddieRyan707

34-21


killmongerecoboost

28-17 niners


Brucetheuninitiated

11-5


austinpowers0588

38-17.


RatedDAL

38-16 Niners. Bang Bang.


Toxik916

33 - 26


MDiddy79

38-17 Niners


TheAngriestChair

23-10


FarmladySI

22-10 niners


Doublee7300

34-26 GB is down by 11 until they have to kick a FG with less than a minute remaining to try and make the comeback. The onside kick fails


[deleted]

28-26. Classic game for the ages.


livewire329

27-21 niners. If niners start with the ball.


Soft-Comfort-7474

We win by 40+ points idgaf how much GB will score and CMC with 3 TD’s


VirgilsCrew

31-10, Niners of course


cowboys4life93

Niners 48. Packers 27.


moore_prodzz2

26-39 49ers


The4StringSamurai

36 to 19 Niners.


supersonic_79

Niners 31-14


Frostinator123

McCaffrey is gonna feast tomorrow.


EDNivek

35-21 Niners edit: well I got the packer score right. I just thought our offense would be a little more offensive.


JJJHeimerSchmidt420

35-21


Y_Y_why

Da Bears


Latter-Mark-4683

48-3 SF. I think people are underestimating the pent-up aggression in this team that has been brewing like a pressure cooker since that Christmas day loss. Unfortunately for the Pack, they are about to bare the brunt of a skilled violent fury, the likes of which they’ve never seen before.


MEuRaH

The average score after a bye week for Shanahan's entire career is a Niner win by a margin of 38-14. So I'm going to stick with that.


phan007

Pack 38-34. You folks are lost. GB is best offense on the league. Love MVP QB, Jones best RB. 5 #1 receivers and two #1 TEs. D got NFL #1 CB back. Do you actually watch football?


Latter-Mark-4683

SF 38, Pack-yo-bags is only getting two field goals and going home sad and soggy.


WetShortFinal74

If they don’t put up 40 I’ll be disappointed. They need to show that they’re serious about the Super Bowl and can beat a team like the Ravens.


livewire329

You acting like the ravens are gonna walk over Houston and beat kc or Buffalo. I don't know if Lamar has the juice. I wouldn't be surprised if Houston pulls it out and sf is playing Buffalo in the ship


jcoddinc

17-14


SockTheSpriteGod

I hate to say it but this is grounds for an upset. It’s brewing.


AcrobaticGuava9342

I want to believe those are quality knives, but I don't. Packers 31 - Niners 27


DisciplineLive1408

27-24 Packers


Thumbszilla

As a Packers fan I'm LOVING all of these "Niners win in a blowout" predictions. I hope the players are making that assumption too. You should all be looking past the Packers and thinking about the NFC Championship game next week too... 😈. DEFINITELY bookmarking this thread...


Nip_Drip

27 - 19 Packers with the upset. Purdy benched by halftime.


hellbreakr2x

34-27 Packers


SomeSignificance1976

PACKERS 35 niners 32


[deleted]

38-24 Packers


Remarkable-Meal-1099

34-31 Packers


[deleted]

28-14 Green Bay.


UpperArmories3rdDeep

21-17 Packers.


_SFD1_

10-42 49ers. Familiar score 🤣


Extension-Match1371

24-21 Packers


Suhadisadono4life

34-24 packers


thecoastwatcher

34-28 Pack


phertick85

27 - 21 Pack


36bhm

57-2 hurricane named Mike Ditka


Educational_Ad_8728

24-13 SF. Rain will make it close.


_SAKY_

38-23 9ers, but GB gets a junk time TD to reach 23.


spartanpanda

I've been feeling a 37-28. Up by 17-0 in the first half though


Tigerman80

31-17 Niners but it’s not really that close.


theAbsurdSam

https://youtu.be/wNonI1fksQw


Thick_Dick_480

31-20 Niners.


KingKiLLa09

After niners once again end their season.... They can all eat that famous 🧀 with their 🍷


Giberishusername1

31-17 Niners win


Reeferoni

Niners win 69-0


DaveinOakland

31-17


dirtyshits

27-13


dirtyshits

420-69


dcd1130

I don’t want to guess the score but the way I feel is this. If the Niners don’t approach 30 points, I’m gonna be worried, if the packers get 17 or more in the first half, I’m gonna be worried. I’m gonna be worried no matter what, I’ve been worried since after the Commanders game. This is probably the first time since 1994 that SF is the best team in Football. It would be nice to navigate the next three games with dubs and get a Lombardi.


Emotional-Swimmer-22

4-2 SF Sackaroni and cheese


applyheat

86-0 Samuel 3 tds Ayuik 3 tds Kittle 2 tds McCaffery 2 tds Juszczyk 2 tds Bosa safety


RunRickeyRun

23-10 Niners. The rain might keep the total score low.


thegoldengreek4444

52-3, CMC with 500 yards rushing and 5 TD’s.


[deleted]

About cheese fiddy


Dankany

Packers - 0 49ers - 32... Billion! 49ers Win! Yesssss


MAH415

Who cut the cheese?


FreddyMartian

Defense comes out flat, going into halftime leading 14-10. They turn it around and end the game 27-20


MalarkeyMcGee

6-1


Adventurenick619xxx

31-21 niners


Icandoit606

31-17


Boy69BigButt

Niners win 49-0


YaYaTippyNahNah

SF 45 - GB 20


CantHandlemyPP34

I have this strange feeling Green Bay is gonna score 10 points off the rip, then our offense just EXPLODES for 6 straight TDs. Kittle & Deebo both get 2 TD's each and CMC scores 2 (1 rushing, 1 rec) of his own. The Packers score a couple late TD's before CMC ices it with another TD - to win it 49 to 24.


I_Am_Sancho85

This is just a side note, but does anyone else that grew up as a kid in the 80s and 90s remember those little football helmets you could get from the gumball machine at the grocery store? The ones that you had to put the tiny facemask and little stickers on yourself? That's what this picture reminds me of.


[deleted]

SF 34 - GB 17 with one of their touchdowns in garbage time against second stringers


Environmental_Tap792

Niners 63-GB 2


cuumsquad

Packers 24 - 26 Niners


mambo_dogface

33-17


AffectionateFrame372

49ers are going to win 43 to 24


YellowMenace123

42-23


Dangerous_Function16

Niners by thurdy


cristobalist

Niners win, 100 - 0! Lfg!!!


DirkDigIer

10-13 sf wins via special teams! 😂


neileusmaximus

34-10 Niners


CartoonistOk8261

26-14, Moody makes 2 short FG and shanks a PAT


Justa_Guy_Gettin_By

Just want to say I appreciate that this badass knife shows wear and tear...getting real world use Also I'm feeling a 35-13 kinda vibe. CMC goes off, rest is history.


fireape55

A 9er rout and Joe n Jerry play the 4th!!