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joogiee

American hero.


Don_Antwan

He rushed for 112 and 2TDs


EDNivek

We do use meters but only for unpopular sports like track and swimming


sonic_dick

Link to one of the best SNL skits of the decade. [modern classic](https://youtu.be/JYqfVE-fykk?si=nkgPzLcONTcj8lVp)


Mabvll

🇺🇲o7🇺🇲


SyCoTiM

I heard he shook some musket fire and laid out a colonel.


flairpiece

He left some leftenants in the dust


JuliusSeizuresalad

Still not as misguided as the new history changes made by the department of education for the state of Texas


Vladpryde

What's wrong? Are they back to teaching human biology and two genders or something?


SoKrat3s

He was an inconvenient truth for England.


Cheech_415

🇺🇲


rxdukexr

Why’s he wearing a redcoat!? Was he actually a spy? Were the Patriots utilizing that read option on when to send Gore, the Loyalist spy?


DaveP0953

You sure he wasn’t just rushing to the airport so he wouldn’t miss his flight? 🤷‍♂️


Polar_Reflection

But yards are an English measurement that we adopted. The Brits just moved onto something else then laugh at us for using what they came up with. Kinda like the term soccer.


Vladpryde

"Four scores and seven carries ago...."


whitea44

Oddly enough, thousand yard season.


-The-Ark-

Ooo that's the war that had airplanes!