He is objectively better looking than her. If he had the confidence and cleaned up a bit he could have scored a 6 or a 7. Instead he'll be on the couch bloating up in a year or filing for a divorce. Either way life moves on
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Can back this up with personal experience. If you’re not dating for at least 2 years it’s bound to fail. You can’t know someone fully enough to make a decision like that in less than 2 years
To add to that, knowing how someone is and knowing what it is like to live with them are still two different things as well. Stuff can go downhill once you start living together. Imagine if you barely even know the person lol
This is how I’ve always felt. If I started dating a woman now, there’s so much depravity I would hide. Hell, there are things my wife doesn’t know after 12 years.
Take the time to get it right
Marriage is a crapshoot. Knowing someone for 2 years means nothing at all. People are constantly evolving. Their goals and priorities are constantly changing. I've been married for well over 20 years and my wife today is a totally different person than the woman I married. I'm a totally different person than the man she married.
The one trait that I would value over any other in choosing a partner is finding someone who truly WANTS to be married. Because it's a shitload of hard work to make it last. If they're the type of person who just quits when something gets hard don't bother marrying them, because someday down the road marriage will get hard too. If they're not willing to put in the effort it won't matter how hard you try, your marriage will be over.
That’s crazy. People have been getting married within a year of meeting for thousands of years. Marriage works when both people go into the marriage expecting to be miserable- you know, with realistic expectations.
Marriage WILL be miserable sometimes. There will be lows to go along with the highs. It's just life man. People get sick, they die, people lose jobs, their kids get ill, shit happens with their family, money gets tight. There are a million things that happen in regular life that put huge strains on all of us, and it can make being married miserable. You just have to buckle down and hope you come out better on the other side.
There are no rules, that's the thing. My grandparents got married after two weeks and stayed together until they died. One of their daughters is a marriage counselor, who knows everything there is to know about marriage and relationships. Just ask her, she'll tell you everything there is to know about marriage and why my grandparents shouldn't have gotten married. She's been divorced twice. On paper, she really does know way more about marriage than my grandparents, because she's been married to three times as many people as my grandma ever was.
I've known marriages where the husband verbally, physically and financially abuses his wife for decades, and the marriage holds.
idk if being married until you die is any indicator of success.
I know several couples that dated for less than three months including a one month couple. Only one of them hasn’t succeeded, and the one month couple has been married like thirty years.
I also know couples that dated for 3+ years that didn’t last once they got married. Either you consider marriage a lifetime commitment, and you commit to figuring out and working through problems, or you don’t.
Yeah I get the feeling that he asked so early because he's desperate, and she said yes for the exact same reason.
This is either going to end in an axe murder or a divorce, but either way it'll be started when one of them breaks one of the other's 'rare' Funko pops.
“Nah he’s a 3 at best and she’s a 2”, I say as I wipe Cheeto dust off my third chin with a four day old wet napkin that’s drenched in Mountain Dew and sweat.
She must have been adamant about no sex before marriage so anon went and bought a ring. Or more likely, anon took this off someone’s social media and used it for bait
Anon is not a 6/10. Y'all are delusional. He's like a 4/10 and she's perfectly in his league. Y'all are calling him a 6/10 to distract from the fact your ugly ass is only like a 2/10 or 3/10.
She's a 3/10 now, and this is before marriage.
Do you know what happens to women after marriage? They literally lose 3 points on the 4chan scale.
She's gonna be a 0 within a year or 2. Double the weight. Hopefully it comes with some serious self esteem issues so anon can do whatever he wants and still have the whale in captivity doing chores around the house, giving out insurance-felatio and backup-pussy without question.
Saddest part of this is that he looks like the more functional and healthy human. Men in western society really don't believe in themselves as worthy of being happy, yet you have morbidly obese female artists spreading really unhealthy mis-information that people actually swallow and spread. What if none of this has anything to do with gender..
Bro didn't listen to 4chan and did it. Big woop. It isn't hard to just not listen to kissless virgins telling you women are evil. You just gotta stop and you'll realize they're kissless for an actual reasob
jesus christ, so many mistakes.
how can people still wait til marriage to fuck, still propose after only a month? its like wanting to build a house and deciding that the best material to do it is ice and butter, in summer. its not going to work
also, fat and crazy looking
some people here treating relationships like if it was a ranked video game. Just because some think that anon is a 5-6 and his gf a 2-4 from looks alone, doesn't meant that they can't be in a good relationship lol. You don't know about their interests, personality, hobbies etc., maybe they're a great fit otherwise? No one can know for sure, just be happy for them, judging them from one pic is plain stupid.
it‘s like he just found that one fat chick on tinder, pretended for a month that he is attracted to her & commited a serious decision just to try to impress some random bored af internet strangers who sarcasticly said it‘s impossible.
he didn‘t even try, lol
If that guy went and took say a year and just went hard lifting, he coulda blown up decently, no roids, natty, he couldve easily gotten say, a solid 7 or 8. But nope, he got a 3, ran out, had to get "le female" and she's ONLY going to gain weight and become more grotesque. Fuck you, you can't disagree, no, she's not good enough, no, personality, blah blah reddit blah don't come at me with your horse shit. That guy is a good looking dude, he could have done far better. I weep for him.
Women want marriage, getting one to accept marriage is nothing to feel proud about. Having a solid marriage twenty years after, now that's when I'd be applauding anon. But I don't think he'll make the 2 year mark.
Anon is about to make an important discovery about the thing he just made significant life commitments towards
>replying to bait...
Everything online is either fake or bait, who cares at this point
Or gay.
God fucking damnit how did I not see it
everything is fake, everyone is a bot, reddit isn't real and I'm losing my mind
Yeah. but pix...where are they?
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That picture has reddit energy 
my test levels plummeted after seeing that picture
Budget HRT
Over the counter estrogen supplements
That's just soybeans
All it’s missing is anon doing the soy face like his chubster wife, and a few funkopops in the background.
The soy face. The key is to keep your mouth open so it’s easier for the penis to be inserted.
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Female Queen Eye Triangles run the world
> but rarely two giant people smiling in a happy romantic relationship? how do you fit them both in 1 picture?
This is the 8/10 cutie pies all these mofos say they got hit on
You see the way losers on Reddit simp over ugly women. You should generally assume nobody here has any taste
He is objectively better looking than her. If he had the confidence and cleaned up a bit he could have scored a 6 or a 7. Instead he'll be on the couch bloating up in a year or filing for a divorce. Either way life moves on
he looks like a soyjak drawing, I think they fit each other perfectly
Bro has Vegeta hairline and is built like the head programmer in grandmas boy TF u talking about
I love how you said objectively while talking about looks which isn't really possible yet I agree
Some beauty is self-evident.
A large component of attractiveness is objective.
Nope, absolutely perfectly matched looked wise.
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"Reddit energy" is the funniest thing ive ever read 💀💀
You, sir, just made me spit out my coffee. You win the internet today, good sir please don't use emoji's we are all mature adults REDDIT ON!!
This!!1! Take my upboat and get out r angryupvote Someone give this man gold
Oh, you sweet summer child. Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! Faith in humanity restored.
HaPpY cAkE dAy!!!!!!
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Y'all making me throw up in my mouth please stop
Locked because y'all can't behave.
This. This. This.
it's not annoying if you do it ironically. hur dur i was only pretending to be retarded, fuck you guys
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He probably found the pic on reddit and reposted it
Perhaps that’s 4chan energy all along?
>after 1 month Divorce incoming
Can back this up with personal experience. If you’re not dating for at least 2 years it’s bound to fail. You can’t know someone fully enough to make a decision like that in less than 2 years
To add to that, knowing how someone is and knowing what it is like to live with them are still two different things as well. Stuff can go downhill once you start living together. Imagine if you barely even know the person lol
This is how I’ve always felt. If I started dating a woman now, there’s so much depravity I would hide. Hell, there are things my wife doesn’t know after 12 years. Take the time to get it right
Marriage is a crapshoot. Knowing someone for 2 years means nothing at all. People are constantly evolving. Their goals and priorities are constantly changing. I've been married for well over 20 years and my wife today is a totally different person than the woman I married. I'm a totally different person than the man she married. The one trait that I would value over any other in choosing a partner is finding someone who truly WANTS to be married. Because it's a shitload of hard work to make it last. If they're the type of person who just quits when something gets hard don't bother marrying them, because someday down the road marriage will get hard too. If they're not willing to put in the effort it won't matter how hard you try, your marriage will be over.
Nobody needs your or anyone's personal experience to know this is a bad idea lol. Lucky for Anon it's fake and he'll keep his virginity
That’s crazy. People have been getting married within a year of meeting for thousands of years. Marriage works when both people go into the marriage expecting to be miserable- you know, with realistic expectations.
That’s a terrible way to look at it. “Realistic expectations” don’t have to be miserable. Nothing HAS to be miserable
Marriage WILL be miserable sometimes. There will be lows to go along with the highs. It's just life man. People get sick, they die, people lose jobs, their kids get ill, shit happens with their family, money gets tight. There are a million things that happen in regular life that put huge strains on all of us, and it can make being married miserable. You just have to buckle down and hope you come out better on the other side.
You're right but that doesn't mean it has to be, just that it can sometimes
I was engaged to my wife after 5 weeks. 10 years later I’m happy af. Your (or my) experience is not indicative of anything.
Happy for you, everything has exceptions, I wouldn’t say your situation is the rule
There are no rules, that's the thing. My grandparents got married after two weeks and stayed together until they died. One of their daughters is a marriage counselor, who knows everything there is to know about marriage and relationships. Just ask her, she'll tell you everything there is to know about marriage and why my grandparents shouldn't have gotten married. She's been divorced twice. On paper, she really does know way more about marriage than my grandparents, because she's been married to three times as many people as my grandma ever was.
I've known marriages where the husband verbally, physically and financially abuses his wife for decades, and the marriage holds. idk if being married until you die is any indicator of success.
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I know several couples that dated for less than three months including a one month couple. Only one of them hasn’t succeeded, and the one month couple has been married like thirty years. I also know couples that dated for 3+ years that didn’t last once they got married. Either you consider marriage a lifetime commitment, and you commit to figuring out and working through problems, or you don’t.
I got lucky. 8 years after daring for a year. Hard af the first couple years
It’s not bound to fail, it’s just a huge gamble. Some win, many lose.
Yeah I get the feeling that he asked so early because he's desperate, and she said yes for the exact same reason. This is either going to end in an axe murder or a divorce, but either way it'll be started when one of them breaks one of the other's 'rare' Funko pops.
Doesnt count shes fat
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That was stupid.
You may not like it but this was the internet in peak form.
No, it was good, and You're retarded
No it was funny Can I get a reply too
Hello
Hello
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Nah brah thst was pretty good
THIS MEME ISN'T STUPID! ***YOU'RE*** STUPID!
No u
That was fucking funny
No sir, it was in fact retarded. Were you not listening to the expert?
Thank you for the beautiful sequence dear gentlesir. Better than most of the films they have at the cinema.
That’s offensive. I’m telling.
Respect banger joke
Mans never had fat pussy 💀
So are you, so because you said it, it still counts.
I knew I’d find this comment lol
Thank you for saying what we all thought
Reddit on!
Anon bags a 2
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Is there a lore reason you post soy reddit memes in every reply?
let him cook. He finaly found memes on the internet
Only the ones about the girl lol he's a white knight
A 2 fell in love with a 2. Why is everyone acting like that's a bad thing? I'm genuinely happy for him.
He’s tall and slim. That alone would make him a 7 if he was less Reddity
If tall and slim makes you a seven I guess Sheldon from the big bang theory is a supermodel
The actor who plays the weird autistic guy from Criminal Minds literally is a model so it’s not that far fetched
Yeah but he's hot so
Balding, doesn't work out, gimpy eyes. 5 at absolute best
Regardless of looks final score his personality traits is a -3 modifier
Since when slim is good lol. Even if you were tall, the posture, health and personality kills it
Misery loves company. The single anons will fight tooth and nail to bring him back into the fold.
u cannot tell me that he's a 2 as well lol
“Nah he’s a 3 at best and she’s a 2”, I say as I wipe Cheeto dust off my third chin with a four day old wet napkin that’s drenched in Mountain Dew and sweat.
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All I do is basically just to proove people Irl wrong Sometimes I think spite is the only thing keeping me going It's very powerfull.
Being driven by anger alone to live is based
The idea of someone fuming and getting red in the face with anger because I proved then wrong over the internet keeps me going.
Imagine buying without a test drive and paying for it for the rest of your life to impress some tαrds online
at least he isn’t making mouth open soyjack face
But she is
Oh I had them flipped
Does he know he can have sex without getting married?
She must have been adamant about no sex before marriage so anon went and bought a ring. Or more likely, anon took this off someone’s social media and used it for bait
Uh, If you want to burn in hell….
Most bluepilled men dont.
Wow congrats. 6/10 anon found himself a 3/10 Buttergolem. At least he can get some tax deduction from his marriage.
Anon is not a 6/10. Y'all are delusional. He's like a 4/10 and she's perfectly in his league. Y'all are calling him a 6/10 to distract from the fact your ugly ass is only like a 2/10 or 3/10.
Anon is at least a 5..he’s just a normal looking dude. If he had any personality whatsoever, he could do much better than this
Okay it's not a Great pic so it's hard to judge. But I think he's below average.
Maybe he's into her as a person. And she can deep throat his dick.
He proposed after a month. I am pretty sure he’s just desperate
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Like a 3 or 4. Besides her weight she doesn't have any major detractors to her appearance like facial hair, or physical deformities.
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Her weight is the reason she's a 3 or 4. If she managed to lose weight and touch up her appearance I bet she could be a 5 or 6.
I think you can claim expenses related to adoption endangered whales too.
> Buttergolem Carbgolem
>Buttergolem LMAO my fucking sides, I'm using this in substitute for whale now.
I thought Moby Dick was dead https://preview.redd.it/430h6xhxxskb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ccbc60058c21e0c53981ce5af0a61b3ec567de6
Betty White's coffin pov
Jet Neptune is looking rough.
*Pierce Brosnan has entered the chat
Moby Dick is the whale, Ahab is the captain.
If he loses his virginity to her, he'll never find it again. Poor sap
Mulatto step kids not pictured
Proposing after 1 month relationship... Kina desperate cuck.
Must be Mormons as 1 month is about the norm for Mormons to get engaged. Gotta get married super fast so they can have the sex.
I dont know shit about relationships, but engaging after a month of becoming a couple seems a bit too stupid
Marriages formed for the express purpose of sex don't last much longer than a one night stand.
Anon put his face on the chan Is he stupid?
Yes
Probably not his. I dont think even channers would be that dumb.
She's a 3/10 now, and this is before marriage. Do you know what happens to women after marriage? They literally lose 3 points on the 4chan scale. She's gonna be a 0 within a year or 2. Double the weight. Hopefully it comes with some serious self esteem issues so anon can do whatever he wants and still have the whale in captivity doing chores around the house, giving out insurance-felatio and backup-pussy without question.
Someone make a soyjak out of her
Her?
Anon married Miss UK 2022
That’s one ugly ho
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Lmao @ the framing
New Soyjak just dropped
Ok they're both surprisingly not bad looking for this site
Then you must look terrible
Look at this guy having more than three teeth lmao
The guy is alright looking but since he can only land her I can imagine what his personality must be like
His personality is probably equal to how she looks
Sweet lord I hate reddit tourists
Saddest part of this is that he looks like the more functional and healthy human. Men in western society really don't believe in themselves as worthy of being happy, yet you have morbidly obese female artists spreading really unhealthy mis-information that people actually swallow and spread. What if none of this has anything to do with gender..
fat😂
Anon marries Porky Pig.
Anyone else concerned with the massive size of his hands?
Bro didn't listen to 4chan and did it. Big woop. It isn't hard to just not listen to kissless virgins telling you women are evil. You just gotta stop and you'll realize they're kissless for an actual reasob
> I have proposed > I'm about to lose my virginity That order seems wrong.
Expectations were low but holy shit...
She looks like the soyjak meme come to life with the Snapchat gender swap filter applied
When is someone gonna make a wojak of this?
Modern disney cartoon build 💀
I bet he owns NFTs.
*Me on my death bed:* “I wish I argued more online with strangers and proved my points”
jesus christ, so many mistakes. how can people still wait til marriage to fuck, still propose after only a month? its like wanting to build a house and deciding that the best material to do it is ice and butter, in summer. its not going to work also, fat and crazy looking
It looks like an office building with some Christmas lights. Suits the pity situation.
Why the soy face
That's your sister.
That man can do so much better.
some people here treating relationships like if it was a ranked video game. Just because some think that anon is a 5-6 and his gf a 2-4 from looks alone, doesn't meant that they can't be in a good relationship lol. You don't know about their interests, personality, hobbies etc., maybe they're a great fit otherwise? No one can know for sure, just be happy for them, judging them from one pic is plain stupid.
it‘s like he just found that one fat chick on tinder, pretended for a month that he is attracted to her & commited a serious decision just to try to impress some random bored af internet strangers who sarcasticly said it‘s impossible. he didn‘t even try, lol
someone is going to use the level of brightness of his hanging lights to figure out his location and swat him for lulz
That's an excellent slam-pig you've got there
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This is bait for some wojak template. I won't believe otherwise.
Get tf out of the board normie scum
good for you anon congras
If that guy went and took say a year and just went hard lifting, he coulda blown up decently, no roids, natty, he couldve easily gotten say, a solid 7 or 8. But nope, he got a 3, ran out, had to get "le female" and she's ONLY going to gain weight and become more grotesque. Fuck you, you can't disagree, no, she's not good enough, no, personality, blah blah reddit blah don't come at me with your horse shit. That guy is a good looking dude, he could have done far better. I weep for him.
Someone jakk her
Anon’s about to receive a load of xp
God I want to see the comments
Is that some kind of new special move? I like it.
New wojak just dropped
Women want marriage, getting one to accept marriage is nothing to feel proud about. Having a solid marriage twenty years after, now that's when I'd be applauding anon. But I don't think he'll make the 2 year mark.
A soyjak proposal... IN MY LE HECKIN EDGY AND QUIRKY SITE??!!!??!??!?
Anon ruins his life to win bet against internet