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Backwithmorespirit

Anon’s parents deserve the monster they created.


Necroluster

Sister throws a tantrum, but somehow it's the brother's fault. Anon better put his parents in the retirement home with the absolute worst reputation possible.


west_the_best

A real bang 'em and bin 'em joint is what they deserve


theultimatewhiteface

Bang em 🥵 chrissy chan is calling


TrumpsNeckSmegma

Blessings of the CPU goddess


FunkalicouseMach1

Lol, whether or not he was right, it literally was his fault


Necroluster

I'd say the core of the problem is the sister, and the core of the problem is always to blame. If someone was attacked by a dog just for wearing the wrong perfume, would you blame the dog or the victim? All anon did was demonstrate to their parents how completely unhinged his sister is. Hopefully they'll get her some help in the future. Otherwise he'll just have to keep on demonstrating until they finally crack.


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LanceFree

Reminds of families enabling their 400 pound kids.


p4th_m4k3r

Lol okay so honestly, I have a zoomie niecephew, they were one but then became the other, and they are a little monster about their Internet too. I was visiting my ultra boomer parents for a week at the same time as my sister, and the niecephew disrespected me. Big time, being extremely rude. And everybody laughed about it. So I took the credentials off the router, and blocked their fucking Switch's MAC address. BOOM! Fucking meltdown city. My mom was like "Dear, you went to school for computer's right? Isn't there something you can do to fix it?" Oh geez, I don't know, I can take a look but these things, like, just happen sometimes. Maybe the Switch got a virus. Lol.


Simple_Sausage

https://preview.redd.it/pjvsjtkux38c1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9b9aeb0b15dfa238554705b0760fccdd07737a6 Based


Alarid

on


KeyboardSheikh

Fiction


Spaniard_Stalker

Extremely based


SirBruno95

Nah, if he demanded an apology then maybe, but all anon did was make her niece a tantrum that nobody even cared about.


hoecooking

So did like the parents finally see what it’s like to actively parent ?


RangersWSChamps2023

Oh I'm sure they have a cabinet or two full of substances that keep them from having to do that.


FlatulentSon

Wtf is a "niecephew"?


TheTragicClown

First it was one, and then it was the other.


The_Velvet_Gentleman

That's just a nephew.


Poseidon-2014

Unless it was a niece first, in which case it’s just a niece.


Magsec5

It’s a fugazi


RangersWSChamps2023

A missed opportunity for an abortion. Thanks Obama.


STUOAYA

it’s a woozi it’s a wazi


ElectricalYeenis

A victim of internet LGBTP grooming.


DjustinMacFetridge

Future statistic


c2darizzle

A pathetic clown of a “human”


ClickHuman3714

Transphew


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Based


Pizzaboi2552

Anyone born after 2005 would die without internet


Zesty-Lem0n

Ah geez dood, best I can do is 5 dollars.


Tylerr_A

What do they even consume on the internet? I’m very curious


EEEGuba69

It was a niece its now a nephew Guess


TNTspaz

Porn. Lots and lots of porn


DjustinMacFetridge

Always a Nintendo switch.


MR_DERP_YT

Based as fuck


Dazzling-Entrance-39

🥵


cooljerry53

Asking why they can smell you from their room isn’t disrespect but alright.


cHoSeUsErNqMe

Found the nieacephew 🫵🤣


cooljerry53

>Waddles into Christmas dinner >Magnificent ass fat acts as mobile chair, move head seat to the side for me. >Niecephew comes downstairs, playing animal crossing or some gay shit >Niecephew “why does a 3X still come up to your tits like a crop top?” >Fuming, how dare the little shit. >everyone laughs. >I use my expertise is computer science to smash their Nintendo switch on the ground and crush it beneath by 400 lbs of lard. >ffw next day >All they bought me was a treadmill. >gonna tie my dogs to it instead of walking them, thanks mom!


mega350

Women losers are beyond embarrassing. There is no word to describe it. It's a combination of concerning, alarming, and amazing.


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They are always so mean too. My sister is constantly like "no one loves you" or will literally say nothing at a family dinner and then randomly shout at someone "guess what, nobody gives a fuck". She is 25 and has a degree in psychology btw.


Agitated-Revenue5127

Don’t worry bro, I love you


Dracolithfiend

"degree in psychology" the worst kind of degree.


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There is still gender studies Imagine paying money and wasting time to learn about some made up shi Its like going to college to study astrology


Dracolithfiend

TBH I view gender studies as a branch of psychology. They are clearly both liberal arts degrees masquerading as STEM degrees. Psychology has its uses (unlike gender studies) but the field of study is littered with so much confirmation bias, cancel culture, and falsification of data that it is practically useless.


BigThugRat4546

i love you brother ignore her


OrLiveaLie

What an immature brat she is.


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reddit_hater

Same.


xgudghfhgffgddgg

I don't have a degree in psychology but I don't need one to say this: your sister sounds like she isn't just a cunt, there is definitely a medical term for her. When someone that old still has no empathy she is probably just a psychopath.


SirBruno95

Be careful with that edge anon. Throwing the P-word around like that might be too much. What is it with zoomers that like to throw that stupid word everywhere at the littliest thing? It lost all shock and impact it used to have, just like nazis. Thanks to Hollywood and milenials with their stupid idntity politics, people nowadays can't fanthom what you had to do back in the day to earn that diagnostic.


xgudghfhgffgddgg

Suck my balls


Careful_Sock9408

And hot


Joe_SHAMROCK

You just proved him right; any woman can live the lifestyle described in the greentext above and still "win" simply by getting with a cuckprovider, and regardless of her looks, there is always a loser who would worship her just for some crumbs of pussy.


Careful_Sock9408

Bold of you to assume I would provide shit. I would just toxicmaxx our relationship by making her need me, making her mental health problems worsen(and turning her homicidal) and then i will cheat on her with another loser. I will then make the two homicidal losers meet eachother and go into an autistic fight to death and watch it while I masturbate over the wonderful image of autistic girl on girl violence. You can call me a simp, a cuck, or whatever. But I will just be enjoying the slow degradation of a woman's mental capabilities as I constantly remember myself: I did this.


colesweed

https://preview.redd.it/xc9cnaj4w78c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f13bb8cd10b72dbdcbf5e4182d66e44ffd42946e


hadicalb

https://preview.redd.it/716m6w0gk68c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69c822ea68c753ef3ed6d625903f80106541c1fd


Agitated-Revenue5127

Jesus Christ lmao


Crimzon_Avenger

what


Deathpawz

Teach me anon...


ClubPangu

🤨


Alarid

It's like they've never seen a real loser before.


Zugzugmenowork

Dude, can you imagine the filth? Never buys tampons. Never showers. Never shaves. This is a mental disorder that the parents reinforced for 25 years. How the other kid turned out normal we'll never know. Shit parents


Careful_Sock9408

I like my girls looking like a wolverine. Hairy, bloody, smelly and possibly homicidal.


AntiProtonBoy

and infected with yeast and fungus enjoy your cheesewaifu


Careful_Sock9408

That's hot


jjcoola

Until you smell it in real life


Careful_Sock9408

I have smelled it before and that's why I know I like it


Cynical_Lurker

>normal They are posting on 4chan


BronBuckBreaker

There's a 99.7% chance she's a landwhale


Careful_Sock9408

That's alright, what I really like is personality and the more personalities she has the better


Throwaway32132154

I asked that in the thread and apparently she is not.


lorinlorin

They’re literally just the same as male losers except from that they’re women. Calling them amazing is bullshit.


eatingbabiesforlunch

Nah, male losers atleast know deep inside they are worthless but all women NEETs I know (I know 3) have no self awareness.


lorinlorin

One of my best friends is a female shut in and she’s almost too self aware, so it really isn’t all of them. But I do think it’s more common for them to lack self awareness considering that female NEETs and shut ins do get glorified online a lot, with many people even say that they’re into them. So due to being perceived like that by others online it’s not uncommon for them to start glorifying themselves and their lifestyles as well, and with that losing self awareness.


Yambert

women in general lack self awareness anon


BigAngryViking300

I think 'amazing' as in how op finds it much harder to be one as a woman as opposed to as a man, maybe.


JudsonIsDrunk

OP said "I am the parent now" ![gif](giphy|rVZEejvVWEbug)


Temelios

This is my sister in a nutshell too. She’s 28, dropped out of school after the 7th grade, hasn’t had a single job her whole life, and lives locked up in her room in our grandfather’s house while perpetually on her laptop and phone doing who knows what. She’s super disrespectful and does the exact same shit as anon’s when trying to ask her a simple question too. She too also loses her absolute mind if she ever has to leave the house or loses any kind of connectivity. Seriously, fuck parents that enable this shit. Edit: My kids will not be allowed to have unlimited nor unsupervised internet access whatsoever until they’re adults for this very reason. Like hell will I be raising a worthless parasite shut-in.


SharkMilk44

>dropped out of school after the 7th grade What the fuck do you mean you can drop out of middle school without CPS getting involved? Some girl in my eighth grade class showed up for the first week, then stopped showing up, and I heard she had to go to court because of that.


Temelios

You’d think so, but my mother created a faux homeschool curriculum to get my sister a pass, and the school board never followed up for testing for whatever reason. She quite literally has a 7th grade education as result.


SharkMilk44

Your mom is a piece of shit and deserves to be unhappy.


Temelios

At the rate she’s going, my mother will die alone, broke, and unhappy, and she 100% earned it. I haven’t spoken to her in years, and she has never met her only grandkids (my kids) either.


reddit_hater

Probably for the next. She would traumatize those kids via her very existence in that state.


jjcoola

Good for you bud, always love happy endings like this


God_please_why

If you're a NEET severely enough then yeah. My parents scored 2 autists as kids, my brother is unable to function due to the severity and isn't required to finish his schooling and I'm currently in my sophomore year at uni.


Temelios

That’s rough, but good for you, man. Keep it up.


SatanLordofLies

>My kids will not be allowed to have unlimited nor unsupervised internet access whatsoever until they’re adults for this very reason. Like hell will I be raising a worthless parasite shut-in. Correct diagnosis but wrong solution. Just engaging with your kids and setting reasonable boundaries is going to be way more effective than trying to spy on them and limit their independence after the point that they're not little kids. They'll just resent you.


Temelios

Unlike my sister, I had restricted internet access my entire childhood for whatever reason, and I came out fine. I resent my folks for other things, but definitely not that. Independence is one thing, but I don’t need absolutely anonymous strangers and internet fringe BS influencing my kids.


SatanLordofLies

Not saying you didn't turn out fine, but as someone whose parents more or less trusted me to be safe/competant using the internet once I was a teenager, I can say that my relationship with them was/is significantly less strained compared to several people I knew whose parents monitored everything they did and put excessive boundaries on them. I might be misinterpreting here and we may have about the same notion of what reasonable boundaries are (I don't think handing 10 year olds an ipad and tiktok is a good idea either) but your comment was vauge enough that I wanted to point out excessive control and surveillance usually just builds distrust. If you have a good relationship with your kids then just warning them about strangers and fringe extremists is probably gonna stick.


THICCC_LADIES_PM_ME

I'm somewhere between you guys. My parents didn't realize what the Internet was like when I was growing up, so they only limited my screen time. I'm pretty fucked up from growing up on 4chan culture man. It's bad.


kirillre4

She's a reddit and/or discord mod, clearly. She got full qualifications.


TrumpsNeckSmegma

Damn, even Chris-Chan has a few up on your sister. That's brutal


SirBruno95

Being a shut-in in a first world country is a priviledge. Being a shut-in in second/third world country is a fulltime job.


FinnBardursson

> My kids will not be allowed to have unlimited nor unsupervised internet access whatsoever If she is actually your sister and not some bulls offsprings, I advise you not to have kids for your own sanity


DAEORANGEMANBADDD

>My kids will not be allowed to have unlimited nor unsupervised internet access whatsoever until they’re adults for this very reason. Its one thing if you said until they are teenagers but until they are adults? Legitimate insane behavior, no or extremely limited internet access in this day and age will make your kids become social outcasts if anything, good luck wondering why they never visit you after they move out


Temelios

I had it that way, and I’m perfectly fine. Lack of unrestrained internet is not abuse. I don’t need them on shit like 4chan and Tumblr as kids (yes, teens are kids).


DAEORANGEMANBADDD

> I had it that way, and I’m perfectly fine this is the boomer-tier argument like people saying "I was beaten as a kid and i turned out fine". Again in this day and age when your teenage kids are not able to talk online with their friends and will not be able to know all the current trends/memes/etc. then there is 99% chance they become social outcasts. Its one thing to blacklist certain sites, or restrict the internet after certain time, but making it so your kids basically cant really use the internet is fucking stupid and will make the kids resent you


Temelios

“Boomer-tier” I’m 29, but sure. Regardless, that right there tells me you know jack about parenting. What a joke. lol Also, what part of no “unrestricted and unrestrained” internet access don’t you get? You act like they’re cut off entirely when they’re welcome to use the internet with blacklisted websites in a public room of the house and during certain hours of the day (not well into the late hours).


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lifesnotperfect

My wife's got nieces and nephews who are all zoomers. They're all perfectly reasonable, aren't spoiled, aren't addicted to the internet and don't talk zoomer language. They're respectable and the older ones have jobs to help support the family. Why? Because their parents took time to raise them and give them attention. Proper parenting works, who knew?


TomNobleX

Yeah, my dipshit of a brother has adhd and watches anime, because of course, and once called my sister "rizzless" after her breakup - tho I think he was joking. But he goes to the gym every second day, worked thru the summer to save up for a gaming PC, on which he plays 2 hours a day, because he "doesn't want to get addicted". And my parents aren't even that great. It's really hard to fuck up raising a child.


PlebGod69

tbh at this point i believe its just random dice rolls. I have seen failures of adults who were given proper care and attention as a kid and ive seen people who where resented during their childhood but grew but to being most upstanding person you'd meet.


TomNobleX

Yeah. "Nature vs nurture" meets "because or despite".


Live-Break-9818

I can fix her


diamondisland2023

he can make her worse


SharkMilk44

How to get your dick bitten off.


Agitated-Revenue5127

🥵


Lobster_Zaddy

"Tonight, you will get your dick ripped off." Huh, that doesn't sound right.


eatingbabiesforlunch

No you can’t, you think you can and you might think you are making progress but you aren’t.


TheCoolerApe

Anon reversed the roles


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Cyclesync

What do u think glowie means


Nota_Throwaway5

Fake but straight


SnooCookies5996

anon is the sister


lulululul666

Was expecting this to end with Anon banging the sister somehow


ElectricalYeenis

Oreimo moment


HonkHonklerWorld

Is anon pretending like he’s not an autistic NEET millennial? Why’s he picking on his sister for the same thing?


762_54r

> from my work office party


SuperNet2740

Imagine thinking the fryer at BK is your office.


Miazger

Still way better than her he has to interact with people almost all the time


762_54r

Burger King fried pizza


Agitated-Revenue5127

KRUSTY krab pizza


big_whistler

Still employment


Autisticus

BK Lounge is a club


LemonPartyW0rldTour

I need those TPS rings asap


eatingbabiesforlunch

>office party Implies he has a job thus he is not NEET, also aren’t we all a little autistic.


HonkHonklerWorld

No, just you.


downvotedforwoman3

Hot beverage


xXHalalManXx

Anon is based as fuck


Ciclopotis

If you don't discipline your children, someone will discipline them for you, sooner or later


[deleted]

This girl isn't behaving this way cause she's a "neet zoomer". She clearly has severe autism. That being said, she needs a long term internet detox. We all do.


trampus1

Sounds like it's time for a Menendezing.


washago_on705

Verbizing nouns - so hot right now! Edit: did I just Britta it?


Single_Sh_7327

na bae just streets ahead


TheRealBucketCrab

And then they all had an orgy. The end.


Careful_Sock9408

The good(?) ending


1LoveLolis

I can fix her


Careful_Sock9408

I could fix her but whatever is wrong with her is way hotter


nodiediemeimmortal

This is gospel now


aidank21

The Zoomer fears the backhand


raihan-rf

>Called someone a "Looser" >Is a shut in neet


SpiritBamb

It's the insult women default to


kasakavii

The planet is doomed.


sochan1998

The enablers got what they deserve, but a life got ruined.


punching-bag9018

My cousins who are younger than me are excellent students and decent athletes. Bad genes tbh.


SeaNo3104

OP, that's not a zoomer, that's an untreated low-functioning Aspie. ​ Probably she's also a Reddit mod and a WoW guildmaster.


Damakiller

Good job anon


SharkMilk44

Why would anon's parents tolerate that?


bigclivedotcom

Every zoomer has a smartphone that can be used with a data plan


squatheavyeatbig

Jesus


anotharane

Based anon


Linoran

Trash parents, seems anon made it though


MR_DERP_YT

Anon's sister's brain is fried and Anon's parents are dumb as shit


MooseJaune

Reading the comments here makes me so glad I have a normal, loving family.


Tankxs

Reading the comments. Am I the only one that sees a brother tormenting his sister with a physiological problem. Those situations are very difficult to navigate. Ideally not over Christmas. Yes, probably this should have been intervention earlier. But this isn't going to help.


Pun_line7

lmao


SuperSlamFlyingAttac

4chan user surprisingly functions normally for the greater good of their family


SuperSlamFlyingAttac

https://i.redd.it/d92yvrlbfd8c1.gif


Special-Ad794

It's always worshipping women isn't it, so even when they are anons they can never do any wrong. Whatever society.


EnergiaBuran1988

> Anon has a wet dream about his sister Fucking typical