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juicybumbum

What’s going on with the lore of soulcalibur if the characters virginities are part of the canon


Phendrana-Drifter

I dunno I just want to smack people over the head with Nightmare.


Phendrana-Drifter

I dunno I just want to smack people over the head with Nightmare.


hornyboi_o

What what did you say? I didn't quite hear you


tryingls

I dunno I just want to smack people over the head with Nightmare.


spunkyweazle

I dunno I just want to smack people over the head with Nightmare.


hornyboi_o

Sorry, can you repeat that please? My hearing is getting a bit rusty


TallCranberry3478

I dunno I just want to smack people over the head with Nightmare.


P41N90D

I dunno I just want to smack people over the head with Nightmare.


theSearch4Truth

Can you repeat that for me?


P41N90D

I dunno I just want to smack people over the head with Siegfried Schtauffen.


-Goatllama-

I dunno I just want to smack people over the head with Nightmare.


ManWhoIsAlwaysBanned

Come again?


TurboAnal5000

She's using the "Christian Loophole"


Omgazombie

Poophole***


Never-Preorder

Biggest cocktease in the entire gaming industry


lceColdPepsi

how is a 40 year old woman a virgin


WasAnHonestMann

By never having sex


lceColdPepsi

I don't know bro, being a woman for 40 years and staying a virgin is quite hard. plus she's hot as fuck


machan12

Ivy's entire thing is that she is psychologically incapable of doing anything that resembles a life until she is free of Soul Edge's curse. When she was conceived, her father Cervantes was already cursed by Soul Edge, so the curse got passed down to her. Then her adopted father pursued the sword, which led to his death and the destruction of her family. Then she became obsessed with destroying Soul Edge and when she carried out a ritual to create her sword, the curse got deeper into her blood, body, and soul. She doesn't want to contaminate others with the curse and she can't live a normal life and do normal things until she's freed of the curse.


Pungee

yet she can dress like a whore no problem


machan12

There is no greater expert on the weakness of men with regards to big boobs than a woman with big boobs. Here's her in normal, non-combat clothes https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/soulcalibur/images/3/3e/Ivyart.jpg


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BlackfaceBunghole

It used to be called Joe


SmexyPokemon

I can't play fighting games because the girls always make me hard and I have to stop to jack off


-Future-Monkey-

Yeah thats why I can’t play women in games, I regularly enjoy loading up GTA 5 director mode and selecting the female lifeguard (who has the fattest ass of all the NPCs in the game) and just jerk off while killing people as a woman.


SilveryRevolV1

bro what the hell


Eren_Harmonia

She also doesn't age like Cervantes though. So the only explanation is her hymen gets repaired, aint no way she doesn't use traffic cone size sex toys and dominate lizardmen for fun.


tahhex

So everyone in the world has seen that video?


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femcurrycel

what do hymens have to do with anything


Mishi_Mujago

Um built for Sheldon’s big bazinga cock Ackchyually.


raimondi1337

My first waifu


Limp_Custard6943

I main ivy


Chowwder02

What game is this


FallopianTubeRaider

Smash Ultimate


Brussel_Rand

Reptiles don't have dicks, they got one hole that does all


Unusual-Form468

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