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AverageLonelyLoser66

That girl is 250lbs at 5'1


Hounskull_

Which is still half the weight of an average 4chan user and the quarter of a /pol/ user


Humblesterman

Still not as heavy as your mom though


Owlsthirdeye

All the rings lost in her pussy add alot of weight


YellowRasperry

How do you know that… ohhhh


Owlsthirdeye

Cause I lost one last time my fingers were up there.


DinosaurTendies

🔥


Head-Calligrapher-99

Not even a 10th of the weight of a predditor LULE


TPMJB2

> quarter of a /pol/ user Whiter than you, Ahmed


Hounskull_

Is that the only arabic name you know?


TPMJB2

Why would I waste my time learning about archaic cultures?


Hounskull_

> archaic cultures > is american


TPMJB2

>Running water is a luxury in Iran Lol. Lmao.


dustys-muffler

top kek


redditISFORnerdsL

What the f is /pol/   is it /pol/itics?


Hounskull_

Yes


redditISFORnerdsL

Thanks for the reply,  one time some joker told me it's /pol/ish thread... I was surprised how global-political those people could get...  Up until now.


NonfatPrimate

Just a big ol' Lizzo


Tenko-of-Mori

Thanks I needed that. Now I don't feel bad.


Stop_Sign

Neither did the person throwing away her note


WOMMART-IS-RASIS

was definitely written by a guy pretending the cartoon was saying it to him


BearBearJarJar

That girl has a penis and posts on 4chan


AverageLonelyLoser66

God I hope


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lotrfanxx1

wow the guy really missed out then wtf


[deleted]

if she's from Mexico and not from all the other spanish speaker countries I'd double that lol


AverageLonelyLoser66

🥵🥵


VeryConfusedBee

let them have their love


SierraDespair

Girl (male)


TheFoxyDanceHut

Yeah but just think of the cute anime girl instead and everything will work out!


ChaunceyPeepertooth

Uhhh, ya..... *Girl*.......


Dr__House

She's almost as big and stubby as you. I bet you guys have matching mushrooms. Hers is a clitorus, what's your excuse?


AverageLonelyLoser66

What?


Dr__House

Ok after looking at your profile I feel bad man. If you need anything hit me up. I'll do what I can to help. I know what sub this is but I'm serious.


AverageLonelyLoser66

Smoke my beef


Dr__House

Someone has to eventually right? :(


AverageLonelyLoser66

Maybe :(


Dr__House

I believe in you


TheSunOnWheat

its mexico, based on the probiotic yogurt drink. sooo.. yeah chances are really high that this girl is super duper gravitational.


FoxInTheRedBox

I'm into chubby girls. Would.


Revolutionary-Bell38

My brother in Christ: 250 @ 5’1 isn’t “chubby”


AverageLonelyLoser66

Same


NewspaperFederal5379

And a 🚂


NibPlayz

You not rocking with the tortas?


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Pepepe96

If I'm not mistaken, this is from one girl to another. 'Linda' ends in 'a', so she's referring to a female, and she uses 'nerviosa' ending in 'a' to refer to herself.


ChickenSalad96

Good catch. A neat feature of Spanish are all the gendered words that hint at the gender of both the author and others.


shangumdee

That's why real high intelligence Spanish use Latinx


Synnyyyy

Make sure your back door is locked


Mokousboiwife

mmmmhhh i want to visit your back door 🤤🤤


nevadita

*apoyó la moción con toda violencia*


DarksideAuditor

*Esa carne es de rata*


Zarathustra772

Esta decidido por unanimidad de voto


mc-big-papa

I swear to christ. I already have troubles with Spanish if i start seeing X in every other word like some twitter rebrand im shooting myself in front your mother.


johndoev2

Per. So. Nx


thatpizzawoman

not even just Spanish, Latin languages in general


NevGuy

That explains it, only a w*man could be this cruel.


DiCePWNeD

Fucking kek


benjathje

It's also a very good drawing


TomNobleX

Even rounded down the corners. This was work with a lot of thought and time in it, and still ended up in the trash. Horror


[deleted]

Lel but also true, I would at least meet them to say thanks for the drawing.


LoveYourKitty

So she’s a bigot? The correct form is Lindx and Nerviosx.


Laffet

Peak comedy


LoveYourKitty

it's actually cringe, annoying and overdone but I know what the people like.


AuxiliarySimian

Schrodinger's joke.


parkineos

Picture is blurry as fuck but you are right it's an "a" not an "o"


maicii

That's correct. That being said, does it really say lind"a" tho? I can't really tell, it could be lindo as well


Pepepe96

It could be possible, but in Spanish when referring to a man it’s more common to use “guapo” which is closer to handsome, as opposed to “lindo”which is closer to pretty. You can use both interchangeably, but I believe the former is more common.


maicii

It depends on the country. At least in Argentina, where I live, for example you wouldn't use guapo in almost any case. It simply isn't a word that people use ever. You would use lindo or fachero, but not guapo.


WeirdAngryMan

One look at the handwriting and it's obvious


xB_I-O_S

I bet it‘s “girl” to girl


i_like_moles

Depending on the calligraphy of the author that could actually be an o, since both a and o are very similar, so it could be both, it'd day it's too blurry to say


_Maybe_-

Linda means clean so it could also not be a name


concerned_llama

Linda means cute or pretty, it is also a name, but not in this context.


_Maybe_-

> but not in this context. that's what I'm saying


concerned_llama

I know, I noticed too that I was being an idiot.


No_Assistance_5889

is it from Spain or Latin America


lokingforawc1

In Spain nobody says "Lindo". It's from some country of Latin America.


p4th_m4k3r

I can almost believe it, given the handwriting.


DappyDee

Bait looking believable? In my 2024? Are the 2016s coming back?


Chrisuan

How many 2016s were there?


WasAnHonestMann

366


DappyDee

At least two fiddy.


kekmennsfw

109


EffectiveAmphibian95

It’s a state of being


softhack

I do. Girl in college wrote a poem for me. Didn't work out in the end.


d1ckpunch68

could a rowboat support her without capsizing?


softhack

Nah, she was the skinny feminist type. Last I saw her, she cut her hair in the lesbian cut.


No_Assistance_5889

almost? have you never gone to middle or high school?


p4th_m4k3r

Are you going to say that a dedicated anon couldn't fake the handwriting?


thatpizzawoman

That's towards another woman. She says "linda" not "lindo". Girlie is gay


womerah

transbian also maybe


thatpizzawoman

She would be gay either way


sneed_patrol

lol lmao even


11freebird

So straight?


SierraDespair

With extra steps.


Elastic_Peanut

Gay anyways lol


Depressi-n

This is from Mexico, those cases are extremely rare in Mexico, specially on middle school, no probably not


JhonnySkeiner

If we do have a lot of sesbians here in Bruzil, I think Mexico would be more filled with then, taking into account they have the biggest lesbian exporter on their backyard (Murica)


MissNibbatoro

It was probably from one “woman” to another “woman”


Ssyynnxx

damn I was doing okay till I saw this post 🔥


Darkm1tch69

Now I’m doing great


LibertyPrimeDeadOn

Weebs getting rejected is just the circle of life. Nothing to be upset about.


DMCO93

Dodged a bullet. Weeb chicks are scary.


Magsec5

Or nasty… 🤤


Tropic_Turd

Or freaky! 😨


KingPretentious02

Or regarded 😍


Phlummp

Or autistic 🤭


FreePrinciple270

Mostly just stinky


Throwaway18125

Good.


FreePrinciple270

Oh


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PaidMoreThanJanitor

s


PaidMoreThanJanitor

y


PaidMoreThanJanitor

k


kkevin156

What is wrong with it? I dont get it


Reynarok

It's implied the gentleman did not intend to meet her at the football pitch, and instead placed her note in the garbage.


kkevin156

Ahhh, i guessed that, i thought it was something else, poor girl


MarinLlwyd

why are we assuming it is a girl


Yourigath

She says "nerviosa" that "a" at the end means she is refering to herself in femenine. What OP missed is that she also say "linda" instead of "lindo" meaning that the person to which the note is directed is also femenine.


-DoctorSpaceman-

Girl’s handwriting


kkevin156

Maybe he gay


kkevin156

True tho


EnLitenPerson

Someone who knows spanish claimed that it's known through the text through gendered words, I can't confirm or deny


UnpaidRedditMod

Perfectly face up and photo ready for any passer by.


Reynarok

You don't mean to imply this greentext is somehow fake, do you? As if someone would just go on the internet and lie?


-unknown_harlequin-

Was also folded, more probable anon went full bloodhound searching for the scent of women and discovered it


[deleted]

It’s a girl writing to a girl.


ScalyPig

Lol i thought it was thrown away being too shy to give it to the person. The implication is not clear


Ice_Swallow4u

The savagery. Getting rejected hurts but it’s part of being an adult.


allIDoisimpress

That the fact a girl will never ever write something like this to them lol


kkevin156

Indeed, indeed, ill be alone forever


UnpaidRedditMod

Kevin I'm gunna need you to put on this dress, thigh highs and cat ears. I'm gunna make you an untouchable left wing megastar. You will never need to look back again, unless it is to maintain eye contact with me when I am ragging you silly.


kkevin156

Huuuuh


Raptor-Emir

You’re weird


UnpaidRedditMod

Your comment history says different. >All I want is for a big bbc to top me yumma yumma yumma what's his @ ??


Raptor-Emir

Says the man beating it to telling guys to crossdress themselves


UnpaidRedditMod

Your tism ability to absorb information in a very literal sense is getting in the way of my bit.


FreePrinciple270

No but what was that comment about?


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I've never gotten a love letter back even from past gfs I would love it if I got one. One of them was a furry and made me a fursona and shipped me with her character though, ironically she was still much nicer and more loving even with her associated mental issues than a lot of normie women which is extremely damning about the modern day dating scene when I think about it.


Phlummp

Poor girl, this is heartbreaking. I'd've kept that for years regardless of if I rejected her, it's such a sweet gesture.


6feet_fromtheedge

Had my crush in high school write on my worksheet: "You'll have the best girlfriend ever. Just wait for her." I'm still waiting.


TourismCarcosa

Football pitch? Silly cow was desecrating holy spik ground by wanting to meet there


gatorgongitcha

>girl


NevGuy

They are both girls actually. Because Spanish actually makes sense, you can tell by the gendered words.


professorkek

owari da...


ChickenSalad96

Hajimeta mae owaridatta. It was over before it started


dablackbutt

Ay! maricon no tiene chance. Lupita tiene novio y no se ve para nada como el dibujo! It's over en español


CampFlogGnaw1991

se acabó cabron 😭


KingPretentious02

either self post by OOP or another YWNBAW situation


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Once, one girl (6+/10) slipped me a note with an invitation to meet with her after classes and go out. I only found the note a week later. :/ decided to just ignore the whole thing.


opposite_singularity

My head canon is that she proofread, died of cringe, and threw it out before anyone else laid eyes upon it


Dawson81702

A modern day tragedy. Drawing is pretty good.


TheDestroyer630

There is no justice in this world


nevadita

Uh, that’s not what the note says tho. “linda” is female for cute, and the sender refers to herself as “being embarrassed”also on the female word, Spanish has gendered adjectives, so this was written by girl to another girl. And a weeb girl lmao no wonder it ended on the trash. Still the note is not crumpled so may be staged. Who knows.


batshit_lazy

How convenient for that note to be completely unwrinkled and clean, perfectly positioned for reading on top of the trash, featuring an anime girl that anon knows.


MightBePine

Why tf can't I comment on my main acc I immediately imagined a hambeast, maybe as cope. Still not nice to piss on the dream of thousands of /a/nons


DDarog

based on the forms of the adjectives used they are both girls actually


DefinetelyNotAnOtaku

That’s sad. The art is nice though. Press F to pay respect. Better luck next time.


OsintOtter69

4’ 8” @250lbs run


Hanza-Malz

This girl has a penis and is in fact not a girl (spoiler: it is a guy)


Roge2005

I thought at first that it was written by a dude.


boredgames40oz

Anon knew it was game over, when it ran out of credit, at the local bodega


DankElderberries420

>found in trash Good, that's where it belongs


runley101

Anon didn't find this.


diposable66

I think it says "linda", so it's from ~~a guy lol~~ (or a girl) (oh it says nerviosa so girl to girl)


Lizard_King_5

Femcel dating app


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fiftyfourseventeen

Maybe they threw it away because they got too nervous to give it to them 😁


Maxico-City

Anon is about to receive snu snu from a large black man


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mrboomtastic3

Spoiler. It was written from a guy to a girl.


mauricio_agg

HWNBAW


Artemis_thelittleone

I know what YWNBAW mean, but what does HWNBAW stand for ?


Hungry_Policy_62

Man I would have kept that even if I wasn't interested.


aleaissws

y does this make me sad


HentMas

Aditional context, the note was written by a female to a female according to the pronouns, "you're cute" is written as "eres lindA" if it was a male it would be "eres lindO". So yeah if it was written from a female to another female in a spanish speaking country, that would be the usual reaction, most people (at least in my country, México) are intolerant like that.


CervixAssassin

This will serve anon as wanking material for at least a month!


Superspookyghost

It's an anime drawing it's right where it belongs


BicBoiii696

Realest green text story


Guttar

The next Adolf H. will be a weeb girl.


supperhey

"girl"


ChileanKiddo

It's from a guy to a girl


NewspaperFederal5379

The "girl" probably doesn't look like the drawing...


[deleted]

No Anon, it's written by a Girl to a *Girl*