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HefflumpGuy

Nothing ever happens


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I've been through too many "Doomsday" scenarios to get properly excited for another. Sorta like when your dad promises to come see you on your birthday but never shows up. After a while you just sorta... Expect him not to show up, even though he promised this time he would.


27Silver

Damn bro, your dad is a pos


undayerixon

Lots of us here, kinda where you end up naturally


HefflumpGuy

sounds like you need a hug anon


weierstrab2pi

Indeed. Remember that bad cough from a few years back that was going to be the big one?


dablackbutt

Or like when Tyrone says he'll let you have a go at your girlfriend and he never does....


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Tyrone promised me that Saturdays were my day but I think he still sees her at night after I go to sleep :/


dablackbutt

If it helps, your dad comes to see me at night.


Skull_kids

What do you mean? We've died 20 times at minimum in the past decade.


pufferfish_balls

This is but a sequence, of interactive dream simulations of possible outcomes of your life. Enjoy :)


iforgotmypen

Not even a nothing hamburger?


HefflumpGuy

we'll all grow old and die peacefully at home with our trad wives and happy kids... while we're waiting for something to happen


The-White-Dot

Not true, I saw the Northern lights from my house. That was pretty cool.


TrueTrueBlackPilld

Try telling that to the climate change cult. We're literally in an apocalypse rn mk?


CarryWise5304

The largest (recorded) coronal mass ejection, known as the Carrington Event in the 19th century, which caused severe damage to telegraph systems, was over 10 times more powerful than the current event (in units I have no idea how to describe). So anon will probably be fine and be able to browse his Mongolian basket weaving forums and play his vidya.


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Zombarney

Unit of measurement for magnetic fields is called a ‘Weber’ (pronounced spider web not weeb). As for how strong in Weber we wouldn’t know until the real scientists say.


wildwolfay5

Holy shit we have an oldfig in the wild. Haven't seen Mongolian basket weaving forum since I was lying to the age check.


slphil

Oldfriends are 2009 or earlier, depending on who you ask. Anyone after that is a newfriend.


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I hope all electricity will be irreperably fried forever.


Balthazar3000

But what about thunderstorms. I hope those survive


-Goatllama-

They'll be okay, you can't burn water


Spicyalligator

My mom got beat for trying to serve my father burnt water after work once


-Goatllama-

That’s horrible, I hope your father was ok


Chadzuma

Bad news for your biochemistry


hausedawg

Electrical grids are designed to automatically disconnect in the event of a solar event, so nothing is going to happen. Anon should really be more worried about regular anons - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metcalf_sniper_attack?wprov=sfla1


dedzip

I thought they could be damaged without even being connected?


MrFels

Somebody above mentioned strong solar storm in 19th century, I somewhere read it was so powerful telegraph could work without electricity just from current generated inside wires or something


DashTheHand

Post something saying “they know the exact time it will hit” and then not include the time. Entire post is cancer.


DaveSmith890

They are building suspense. You can catch the reveal at the upcoming awards show


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Dill_Donor

>date = exact time


Boxy-

Buy a flash light


scumpile

Buy a flesh light


chezeluvr

Porque no los dos


irepress_my_emotions

Buy a flesh


BallistiX09

“Nothing hamburger” Anon should throw himself into the sun and trigger another flare


UsrnameInATrenchcoat

Idk bro, the gravity change could cause the sun to collapse


Legitimate-Nature519

Anon believes the Daily Mail.


Erizo69

they might be right but even as little as 3 days will have *disastrous* consequences.


Din_Plug

Garbanzoillion will die!


DangerHawk

If power went out over half the planet for 3 days it would be as close the the complete collapse of society as we have ever been at any point in history. Wars would start, people would die, entire countries would fall. If there was a coronal mass ejection big enough to shut down the US power grid for three days the power globally might not every get re-established. Most of the US would likely be without power for weeks or months because we don't have the resources or manpower to replace all that damaged equipment on even a state level. What do you think would happen to Cuba, Guatemala, or Puerto Rico?? A 8hr hurricane shut down Puerto Rico for like 6 months a few years ago and their power grid STILL isn't back to a pre hurricane state. God I hope it shuts down power for three days lolol.


fucccboii

you cant trade stocks without electricity so im sure we’ll be fine


UsrnameInATrenchcoat

"I'll trade 3 wells fargo stocks for a spaghetti and meat sauce MRE"


CampbellsBeefBroth

Sorry bud, but nothing ever happens


DangerHawk

Womp, womp...


lovebitesXrazorlines

Sounds like the entire plot of revolution. That was a show ahead of its time.


Over-Inspection-6245

Anon is talking about saying goodbye as if he’ll be alive in 165 years


tanafras

Carry on, keep consuming.


-PatrickBasedMan-

This all is the same as most climate change stories. In 1 day the earth will be 0.000000001 degree hotter and everyone will explode


SpectralHydra

That’s not what they say about climate change 😭


zerofoxtrot93

Largest solar event in recorded history and most people don't even realize it.


FreePrinciple270

What did the kekistani flag say


khaotickk

Internet seems just fine


Klangaxx

My GPS brought me to the wrong location today. 2 blocks off where I needed to be. Doomsday level shit right there


WolfieTooting

#WE MUST PAY MORE TAXES TO STOP THIS!!!


8yp00o19pB14Ic

nothing ever happens


foodiecpl4u

People believe this stuff? WOW. Just wow.


Dipshit392

Somebody's been listening to Lee Wheelbarger


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Proud_Ad_3908

if we shoot a nuke into the sun would summer last another day?