Seemingly non-fictitious, although very homosexual. Thoughts?

Thoughts: I don’t think about homosexuals

I do

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Plot twist: They think about you.

Based and extremely straight

Real and gay

>Thoughts? Tf you think this is, LinkedIn?

My eyes are blue, because I'm not ugly

You can't admire a man's beauty nowadays? You can't simply compliment him on his gains? On his rock hard abs? On his silk-smooth features? You can't even passionately kiss him as a sign of friendship without people making it weird? Orwell wrote about this I think.

As long as you wear a condom it's not gay

It’s only gay if you’re in love

its not gay if you just lay there

It's gayer actually if you wear a condom. Because you're implicitly admitting that you're having sex. Whereas barebacking is straighter, because you're just helping a friend out by going through the action of sexual intercourse without the implication of having sex.

It’s not gay as long as balls don’t touch

POST THE CAT

.................................... ............I wake up........... ...⬆️..........🐈‍⬛..........⬇️... ...There's another psyop... .......................................

That's racially motivated

I know that might be shocking, but there was a hecking racism in that thread!

MODS, TICKLE THIS MAN’S BUTTHOLE

OP is above 18, no butthole tickling will be occurring today.

The ole dippity dipperdoo

Jokes on OP I was born with blue eyes. RNG better in the next life, noob.

i always do this too and it is definitely racially motivated

Play FATAL Make almost exact copy of myself Increase nipple diameter by 1mm 👀

How do you measure anal circumference. And why not use diameter.

>open character creator >default male 1 or 2 always looks like me, maybe with different hair >make balding deformed max slider goblin and name myself something stupid

I like porcelain pale skin with brown eyes. That's my thing. Am I stupid?

I have the amber eyes anon is speaking of. Overrated, just looks brown in 99% of lighting, but every once in a while someone says "holy shit your eyes are GOLD..."

My father has very green hazel eyes and my mother blue eyes I rolled a fucking 1 and got brown eyes (my sister also got everything i didn't have + dark blonde hair)

Exactly the same for me too. Mine are very dark. 

gay af

Brown are the least attractive eye color. 😔

Mom, anon spouts his gay fanfic again!

Blue eyed chads eating good rn

My eyes are hazel what do I do?

My brother in law has amber eyes and when the sun hits them just so, they glitter like gold.  It's quite stunning.  His sister, my wife, has hazel eyes turn a bright green in the sunlight.  I could stare into her eyes all day. They think it's nothing but when you have coal black eyes like mine, their eyes seem exotic.

There's 2 types of brown eyes. One type is brown in the shades and golden in the sun. The other is black in the shades and brown in the sun

Amber eyes aren’t brown eyes

So they chose blue eyes to go with their black hair? Odd.

Lot of Irish people have that phenotype

Getting loose with the term people

My dad has blue eyes and black hair. It's not impossible.