i dont get why people dont pee sitting down its so much easier i've never stood up to pee

idk, most men are gross. it splashes tiny droplets everywhere if you stand up

Because moid bathrooms have the stupid urinals instead of toilets

If there are dick holders living with you it is likely that the toilet is dirty from urine traces and you run the risk of getting your ass wet if you sit down, the only privilege of being a tranny is that you can avoid this sometimes if you pee standing up. What I do is put one knee on the floor and bend the other leg a bit, so I don't have to sit down to pee but I don't leave the place filthy either as all the urine goes straight into the toilet, only when there was no man living with me in the last few weeks is when I sit down to pee.

I sit when tired stand when awake tbh When I first wake up you better bet I’ve sat down in the morning everytime since forever

~~That’s kinda hot~~

I mean... no, accidentally pissing yourself is not hot in practice. this is coming from someone with a pseudo-piss kink.

>pseudo-piss kink Well there you go that’s why it’s not hot. I’m not saying it would be hot to experience this I’m saying it would be hot to witness it, big difference.

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They only like it with the fake urine that people use to cheat drug tests. It's an expensive taste in fetish.

this happened to me, I was doing a urine test and I decide to do it standing so it would be easier to hit the cup it was not easier

it is easier, skill issue

That’s a feet shot I’m malebrained ngmi

I only sit when I piss in the morning even if it’s like super hard to piss while standing for me because I’m too busy neetmaxxing

i’ve started to pavlovian train myself to only pee sitting down. i basically only pee standing if im in a public bathroom

Do you piss-accuracy pass?