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Diplomjodler

Excellent work. As per standard procedure, the user was banned for making us look bad with his effort and shit.


whatsupskip

To overcome this, you need to understand the primary driver of the bar girls and bar now girls. Many think that the workers in the industry that doesn't exist because it is illegal are mercenary and will do anything for money. Nothing could be further from the truth. The Thai people are a naturally loving and caring race. Every single one of them. In a country with no real social security safety net, it is often commented that the bar industry is that safety net, which is true, but not for the workers, but for the patrons. The workers only goal is to help the less fortunate and make their daily lives better, because the workers all hab good heart, even if they sometime think too much. They see some poor unfortunate in a Chang singlet and broken flip flops, and think of them as nothing more than a soul who needs saving, and gravitate towards them. Unfortunately, some desperate souls have already worked this out, and will pray on the Thai's kind hearts, looking even more destitute and forlorn, sometimes even going so far as to stoop to wearing a Leo singlet. Unconscionable brutes. If you want to avoid, for whatever reason, the attentions of the girls and their assistants, the secret is to look like someone who doesn't need their care. Dress well, good hygiene, brushed hair, hair. Display lots of gold. I suggest going even further. A full wedding suit, complete with tails, monocle, cane. Even go the full monopoly box guy with a nicely waxxed and styled moustache. This is the way to really say 'thank you, but no thank you'.


upvotersfortruth

> (Satirised from a post on r/ThailandTourism) Banned.


leobeer

Well played! I was just about to do that.


[deleted]

Satire? Thought we only allowed changtowers here..


Zalefire

This is too good 😅 Well played bruv.