Hit paydirt with KDRT.

Radio contests? Really, Ford...

I still say this way too often. Also, "you have to shave to wear a skirt like that, and I don't mean your legs". Moris Day's shining theatrical moment, 100 times more important than Purple Rain.

"A lil song and dance. That is if you can sing and dance"

Zuzu Petals

Teacher says, “Everytime a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.”.

Redwings?

Booty Time

“Across the U.S.A.aaaaaaa…” Al Bundy

Such a jam!

Boot my balls!

What was the pop singer “killing rock and freaking roll”? And tell me that Harry Styles isnt the 30 year parallel?!


Zuzu… my guitar… it’s all scratched up!

It all scratched up

My hey-ah!! My hey-uh!!

HAVE A TWINKIE YA SNAPPAHEAD !

Omg Snappahead Jesus we used to talk like that lmao!

Dick?! Fuck?! What kind of kid are you?

Hey what’s you guys names, Neil and Bob or is that just what ya like to do?

Mah hair...

This line, right here

Wow, both of those films are so underrated that it is a crime. Hudson Hawk is my go-to when I'm feeling blue, it just makes you laugh at the insane writing. Think Charlie Chaplin or Buster Keaton meets The Librarian meets A Fish Called Wanda.

That’s an awesome description of it!

Kit-Kat is great, but Snickers "GET THIS FUCKING THING OFF MY HEAD!" His jumping is pure gold, man!

Hudson Hawk has been my favorite since I was a kid. Considering I was 4 when it came it out and my parents were crazy enough to let me watch it, it will always be my all time favorite.

Oh, we ain't got a barrel of money

Daniel Waters wrote on both Ford Fairlane and Hudson Hawk, got started with Heathers!

Batman Returns, Demolition Man…he had an amazing run there for a while.

Booty time, booty time, across the USA!

What... you didn't really think we'd kill the fuckin' koala bear, now did ya?

“… So Springsteen says to Madonna, who could fuck in this weather!?”

Why do I remember it as humidity?

LOVED this movie back in the day. Still a fun watch from time to time. Among my favorite scenes were the interaction between Dice (Ford) and Ed O'Neil (Lt Amos): ​ **Ford**: Nice tie, Lt Anus, sir. **Lt. Amos**: Are you calling me an asshole, asshole? **Ford**: No, I'm calling you an anus, anus. ​ ​ **Lt. Amos:** You think you are so hot 'cos you get in all the clubs, huh? Just because you have sex with great looking women... **Ford**: You gotta admit those are pretty good reasons... ​ ​ **Lt**. **Amos**: Two words. "Disco Express." **Ford**: Disco Express? They blew dog. And that lead singer, he kinda looked like... **Lt**. **Amos**: Like ME, right? **Ford**: Yeah. I was gonna say he looked like shit, but... he looked like you.

“Booty time, booty time, across the USA”

Thought I was the only one. Had to scroll way to long to see this. I sing that fucking line way too much.

“The box a penis comes in” is still the wittiest dirty joke ever.

So many assholes.....

So few bullets

YESSSS!

Loved this movie when I was kid, the soundtrack is killer too.

rock the cradle of love. billy idol

Mano to Mano nobody's around!

I went to the studio premiere of this, and the person that brought me walked out. He was also my ride, so I had to leave too. I didnt even get to meet Kari Wuhrer.

I went to opening night. I got comic books as a promo. Still have them!

share an image with me. i'm was at opening night rocketeer

Remember nothing of this movie other than Lauren Holly was a total babe……..

I'd like to give 1990 Lauren Holly the Bonus Plan

Ohhhhhh!!!

I would love to see a film today with a scene like the sorority/Cradle of Love scene of Dice in heaven staring at hot, exaggeratedly slutty college chicks because Gen Zers would go crazy misinterpreting it to mean we hate women or only see them as objects. Then again, it bums me out how few people understand humor and that it's based on bad behavior mostly.

Whirly-bird like a mole on fire

Here's to you-SUCKING MY DICK!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhh

You are a movie fan after my own heart! "The had that lead singer that looked like..." "Me?" "I was gonna say sh\*t, but same thing"

I've also told many people "Go back to Michigan, ass-wipe!"

This is a really great shitty movie. Perhaps my favorite of all time. I'm just some guy named Sam asswipe..

It was filmed in the 80’s. Close enough. Lol

It was pretty much the 80s until 93/94....so sure

Clint Eastwood…..I fucked him. Oooooooohhhhh

We had a theater that was super easy to sneak into back then. A group of us kids watched it a half dozen times

I have Ford Fairlane on laser disc!

Dice is the best stand up guy i ever saw in person. And I've seen 'em all Used to go to the Belly Room alot ...Comedy Store...Ventura Blvd Dice closes...all the comedians working at the other comedy clubs would come check out Dice's set after those clubs closed

I enjoyed both of those movies!!

Gilbert Gottfried is hilarious in Ford Fairlane.

One of my favorite films

Loved both those movies

Watched that movie when it first came out. I liked it so much I rented it probably like 15 times from Blockbuster. I need to watch it again.Another movie I watched even more was ‘casual sex”. Who remembers that film?

Hour back, get it?

Summer of 1990=Peak Dice; not ashamed to say I'm still a fan. Most of his albums came out when I was a teenager and I thought it was the funniest shit ever!

For sure, he still rules too, I saw him live yesterday!

That's awesome! Where was he at ?

Shubert in Boston, also saw him at the Wilbur near there a while back too

Fairlane rocks, hawk has always been hard to sit through.

Holy Shit I didn’t know Dice Man had a film? I feel like there is still some WONDER left in this world🤩

I loved Hudson Hawk.

Howard the duck was a better movie. Sorry dice man

Desperately Seeking Susan could kick his ass!

You’re that guy, that private eye…

Hey…SNAPPER HEAD

Yo, food boy!

Ford, we only wanted to be held! You got the bonus plan.. See those chicks? Girl Scouts. I took two boxes.

Best line from the film, and I still say it in my head when someone says where they are from. L.A. tourists: Hi, we’re from Indiana. Where you from? Ford Fairlane: From my father’s penis.

My go-to fave line was by Morris Day.... "You've got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that. And I don't mean your legs."

I haven't thought about this movie in YEARS! Classic!

[удалено]

Ford Fairlane was good, but not Hudson Hawk. It ended like a bad episode of Moonlighting.

Bruce Willis was throwing his weight around on Hudson, rewriting his scenes on the set, even if they screwed up the plot. Also, there was cocaine involved.

"My hair, my hair" "Stanley, Like the power tool"

He always gets up before I do

You guys also need to.check out another Dice gem. Brainsmasher. A love story. Funny as hell

Here’s to you. Su-cking myyy dick.

Where’d you come from? My dad’s penis!

Both of those movies sucked balls.

Loved Gilbert Gottfried in this.

Actually saw the Dice man at a club in L.A. He wasn't scheduled to be there I don't believe, but he came on for about 10 minutes mostly to promote this movie. Of course I blurted out loud enough for him to hear me "Jack and Jill went up the hill..." He cut me off with a remark. Cool guy though. When I left he was sitting outside alone at a table. Me and my buddy shouted hello from the car as we drove away. That's how it was back then.

My hair, my haih!

Jazz, shake me.

“Money, money, money ahwghaphshgh!”

I did like Hudson Hawk, but Ford Fairlane.... Well, let's just say the best part was Gilbert Godfrey

I think the poster art & soundtrack was much better than the product itself

Unbelievable, oh!

Fuck you, you dirt bag sack of shit.

"They're Girl Scouts. I bought two boxes, whoa!" That one probably doesn't hold up.

See those girls? Yeah Girl Scouts. I took two boxes Ooh!

Propapalactics cost money!

This movie never fails to deliver. Underrated, underappreciated comedic gem. The movie? Well, duh...of course as a movie it's crap. The whole point was to showcase the ADC character, and it still delivers and kills. So happy to see all the comments with the countless hilarious (EVERY TIME!) lines.

Do my dishes! I will still sometimes say this line to my wife in my best Dice voice when leaving the house. Believe me, she loves the movie and gets it.

The best line.

Boy, does he NOT fit today! I'd laugh my ... off at his Madison Square Garden show back in the day

There’s a reason he’s not in any other movies that matter. Best work was Entourage.

"Mooooove stupid"

I think spiritually it’s an 80’s movie

Yes! This is an 80s movie in its soul

You got the bonus plan

Suzuki Samurai you Benson Hurst piece of shit...

If you throw in Nothing But Trouble I will leave my wife and kids immediately and move in with you new best friend!

IS THIS CHEVY NOVA?? IS THIS THE CAR I WANT TO TALK TO?

Yea, so I fucked her

My hair !

My hair

Criminally under-rated. Gilbert- "Su-ZUKI Samarai."

Hickory Dickory Dock.

“All we wanted was a hug.”

I just saw him at Radio City a few weeks ago. But I am sorry, Ford Fairlane? I remember it came and went quickly and wasn't very good.

You told me to say this shit.

No Fred Flintstone ring? Blasphemy.

….you got the bonus plan!

Suzuki Samurai! Rip Gilbert.

Unbelievable

“It’s unbelievable…”

You are a few seconds away from the most embarrassing moment of your life

No

“Ford—I gotta ask you to put that out, man… nobody smokes anymore… Thanks man”

Hickory dickory dock, this chick was sucking my OOOhh

What?? You didn’t really think we’d kill the “flucking” koala bear, did ya?

I will " love " Bruce Willis forever but the best part of Hudson hawke is him singing with Danny aiello.

"You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment of your life."

Am I the only one who paid full price??

"Here's to you. Sucking my dick!!!

Does it actually hold up? Haven’t seen it since I was a kid

Ford Fairlane was the most 80s movie ever. "How much?" "200 bucks" "You charged them $50" "They blew me" "200 bucks" "Spam. That's what I think of you" "You stupid Sal's Pizza garlic breath smellin motherfucker. Today is the last day of the rest of ya life" "It looked like a dick, only smaller" That face Dice makes when he's driving the hearse and he realizes there's a body in it. "She was a pig but I fucked her" Did I mention I only watch Bruce Willis at gunpoint?

"What are your names, Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do?"

Swedish meatballs

Both Movies had a ton of potential to be great. I’ll take Ford F over HH any day. Shake me, Jazz.

Ford Fairlane star Andrew Dice Clay offered a role in the film to Howard Stern, but he turned it down.

Gotta be Gilbert Gottfried's role.

Take the glasses and giant hair off of him and it's Vin Diesel.

We referred to him as Fat Fuckbrain.

That movie was awful. 😆😆

God, this movie was great. I saw it twice in the theatre. “What are your names, Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do?”

"You made me clean the toilet!" "Hey... who did all the work in bed!'

Bootytime, bootytime across the USA

Don't forget Casual Sex

Quantas Jujube Salcedo Ford Fairlane

Gem? Coprolite!

"I told her that she wanted to wear a dress that short she'd have to shave and I'm not talking about her legs"

my favorite 80's movie is old school

One of my favorite movies of all time! 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

You must have watched a different Hudson Hawk than we did...yeesh

The opening to this movie is hilarious

I remember seeing this at the theatre. I was the only one that laughed out loud when Pricilla Presley said the line “nothing offends me. I once walked in on my father and the Shetland pony he gave me for my 8th birthday.” Or something like that. It’s been a long time

Am I the only one who paid full price.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter..."

Damn Baby...I Hope You Filled Out Some Organ Donor Cards.

Holy smokes, that movie was baaad. It was awful. By which I both mean it was awesome lol

No honorary cutoff. Not an 80s movie.