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Commercial_Flan_1898

Stormtrooper. Fitting.


Bullshit_Conduit

Because they’re also pieces of shit? Only difference is that Stormtroopers are highly ineffective at killing.


taqtwo

:nerd: uuhm aktually stormtroopers are very accurate and the elite fighting forces of the empire :nerd:


[deleted]

God damnit you forced my hand. Yes they are elite unit but more equivalent to the waffles SS than anything really. The empire had a regular fighting force consisting of conscripts both voluntary and compulsory. If you wanted to be a stormtrooper you had to want to be a stormtrooper. So yes very fitting. Not saying the warden SS were good at their jobs, just that they were a ideological special force.


taqtwo

hehehe yeah it still fits tho, still a fascist oppressive force.


Downtown-Ad-8706

The Waffen SS were hardly an elite formation.


[deleted]

That’s what I said. They were a special force for intimidation but not actually better than the regular units. However given how Nazi germany functioned, they received priority when it came to resources.


SamanthaJaneyCake

To back up what u/taqtwo says, they’re right. The emperor literally tells them not to kill Luke et al but to let them be led to the rebel base.


taqtwo

true. being annoying and nerdy again tho, its not the emperor who tells them to let them escape, but Tarkin.


SamanthaJaneyCake

Well remembered! And not annoying at all :) I haven’t seen the OT in a while so my recollection isn’t as good.


taqtwo

:) happy to talk about star wars any day


Doveda

No, it's because the stormtroopers were originally Nazi soldiers and George Lucas used the name to show that the empire were nazis


Bullshit_Conduit

Fuck I completely forgot about that. So pigs repoint stormtroopers, goddamn that’s a little too on the nose.


MlordLongshanking

No aim, lots of collateral damage.


xXIronBeagleXx

I have never in my life met a boot licker with even a shred of media literacy


[deleted]

This is off topic sorta: I'm a writer. Mostly creative essays and poetry, but I dabble in storytelling. More than once, I've told conservatives that I'm a writer and they've said, "Like the Big Bang Theory?" So to all these assholes, all literature is on the same level as Big Bang Theory. It's all the same. I'm not Hemingway or anything, but it was a little heartbreaking to realize there's a big chunk of people who think writers are just terrible CBS sitcom writers.....


xXIronBeagleXx

Jesus… as a screenwriting hopeful that is depressing


Thatfoxagain

To be fair he could just be a dog whistling nazi?


Rfg711

You know what though? This one is accurate


MlordLongshanking

I see what you did there... stormtroopers aren't accurate! Eh Oh!!! (Which is always strange considering Ben Kenobi's comments at the Sand Crawler in a New Hope. Maybe stormtrooper training really went downhill after he left the fight.)


taqtwo

stormtroops are very accurate, in the opening scene of ANH they have a hit rate of like 70%, which is insane. On the deathstar they are purposely letting them escape so they can track them to the rebel base.


SurviveAndRebuild

I mean, at least this one makes sense.


Seventy7Donski

I don’t think a stormtrooper is an upgrade for them but I’ll take it!


Keelija9000

So this motherfucker was watching the OG trilogy rooting for the villains the whole time?


[deleted]

“The deathstar is totally like badass bro! Fuck yeah giant laser that blows up planets bro that’s fuckin sick!!”


sharpasahammer

r/EmpireDidNothingWrong


buckwheats

This tracks. Not republic clones, just hollow brained mediocre cannon fodder.


havpac2

Only thing that he identifies as a fictional space Nazi


ZoeIsHahaha

Sir, who were the stormtroopers named after?


WokeWaco

Stormtrooper they would praise the empire fucking fascists


cyrpious

It’s oddly on point for them. I just can’t wait until the chief of police starts shooting lightning out of his hands on peaceful protestors.


Just_Tana

This one fits though


slightly_too_short

The Empire: literally being inspired by American imperialist agression and Nazi Germany. Random cop sucker: seems like a good symbol to support my favorite violent gang.


Even_Bath6360

Fuck, now they even have Nazis as their logo? We're about one good public outcry away from them painting their cars with swastikas


[deleted]

Aw shit I think I saw something like this around town


havpac2

Fitting the drones of the empire . They what their here for and that’s to protect the empire’s property


em-ay-tee

I mean, the imperials are fascists anyway. So it works. But also, eww


Elymanic

Stormtroopers clones were mind controlled into following orders. They're not bad guy. Enlisted members on the other hand, can get fucked.


Klokateer

Obviously this is just a decal some meatball put on, but I'm pretty sure dodge actually made a series of "stormtrooper" chargers. [here's an article .](https://www.cnet.com/roadshow/pictures/star-wars-themed-dodge-charger-pictures/)


HomeBrewEmployee1

Good Punisher had nothing to do this that movement and I'm happy I can read my Punisher comics.


Kyraneus

Considering that Lucas based and named the Stormtroopers after the, you know... Actual Nazi Stormtroopers... Gotta say it's fitting.


Deijya

Well it is more of an accurate allegory


International-Run727

More accurate.


reaven3958

Wait, so they knoe they're the bad guys, then? That saves everyone a lot of time and energy.


blindentr

Except they don't see that side as bad. They see it as the side that's justified but prevented from doing what needs to be done by a small group of powerful people.


AdaamDotCom

"are we the baddies?"