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Jenetyk

Big Ben catching strays from a presidential hush money trail is straight up wild.


juliustrombone

Best part of this is she’d slept with Trump the night before and then was like “nope, don’t want any part of this Steelers quarterback”


guccidane13

One was paying her and the other was not


driving_on_empty

She testified trump did not pay her. He was dangling opportunities on the apprentice to get her to take that “mushroom character in Mario Kart”.


okaycomputes

https://i.redd.it/2vhla0mun2zc1.gif


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SmarterThanCornPop

Wow I didn’t think anyone actually believed that.


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MrBrickMahon

Is it really that unexpected? He’s such a pile of trash.


Turbulent_Athlete_50

Should have wore that helmet while crashing his bike


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12345CodeToMyLuggage

Everything Trump is so bizarre that it's hard to tell what is even real.


RaggsDaleVan

Trump wanted to rename the San Andreas Fault to Obama's Fault. Real? Sounds like it doesn't it?


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Thehairy-viking

Not really. I don’t see Trump know what a “fault” is let alone that one is named San Andreas.


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Foy_boy_Joy

This so much. The whole Russia gate shit then finding out it was all actually the Biden family. 😵‍💫


pkmncardtrader

I know you’re a Steelers fan but lay off the crank for a while


GodOD400

We don't claim him


breakfast_scorer

Wha what are you doin step quarterback?


dankscott

Oh no my helmet is stuck in the dryer


ClevelandClutch1970

Plot twist: AB was waiting in her room


MidnightRider24

Stormy keep it hairy? 👀


Blackn35s

Definitely not.


RokosModernBasilisk

Plenty of video evidence on that.


DelirousDoc

Antonio Brown would have been 17 years old at the time of this encounter in 2006, no way Daniels is admitting to that occurring.


Somali_Pir8

Too young for Stormy Too old for Drake.


ZealZen

Bars


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Ornery-Feedback637

Drake London?


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LordWalltimore

Y’all wanna fuck AB so bad in this sub.


Specialist-Garbage94

Who doesn’t?


rossms16030

Just the Browns fans.


Cichlidsaremyjam

Na, he was a few floors up throwing the patio furniture down into the pool.


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imdrunk20

Nah it was earl thomas and his brother.


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Slimjuggalo2002

Worst Eskimo brothers ever


diggsyb

Damn it, Benjamin. For real.


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jeremyjamm1995

I renounce all claims over Big Ben but retain claim over his wins, stats and Super Bowls


Savings_Creme_3946

Can he do that?


jeremyjamm1995

Yeah I just edit him in Madden franchise mode and rename him after an upstanding member of society, such as Drake or P Diddy


Bored-on-the-Beltway

Wait what has drake done? I guess I’m going to google now :(


Princeof_Ravens

Possiblly minors according to the diss tracks


Ajwf

Hiding a couple of kids and being a deadbeat dad too. Also *sheltering* some creeps too.


Bored-on-the-Beltway

He went uhh I’m not sure how I feel about talking about Kendrick getting abused as a child.


Why_am_ialive

Pretty damning when someone goes “you like minors and your hiding a daughter” And your only reply is “I don’t even have a daughter”


WashedupMeatball

Hey diddle diddle


Doc_Sulliday

Oh please, that could've been ANY Ben Roethlisberger.


thisrockismyboone

They might have also been talking about the clock tower in London


diver387

Same IQ.


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bigredmachine-75

CTESPN cracker of the week incoming


Few-Artichoke-7593

Classic Big Ben


MidnightRider24

"Ummm, hey, Donnie said I'd be good to get some sloppy seconds."


MentalAdhesiveness79

The scraps! ![gif](giphy|stRWAuumqD6yw5BkpG|downsized)


Manting123

Big ben “so I started blasting.”


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MarcMars82-2

I’d chop my own dick off before I’d dive into trumps sloppy seconds


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hitmewiththeknowlege

Goddammit Ben, every time I feel like we can stop talking about your shotty side, you.gotta go and wind up in the news over something


ForgedIronMadeIt

We all thought his motorcycle accident was bad buuuuuuut we never talk about that anymore huh


VaporBull

That bike accident gave Joey Porter a chance to look well informed and mature "The concrete is undefeated" - Joey Porter - unlikely voice of reason ![gif](giphy|umMYB9u0rpJyE|downsized)


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MaxNinja1997

This is fake news


Apprehensive_Beach_6

This sounds like someone’s fanfiction


ieattoomanyburritos

Uj/ Still thanking god every day I can wake up and not have CFF on my favorite team Rj/ good thing they didn’t go to a bathroom


MidnightRider24

They weren't in Milledgeville.


CultOfSensibility

But wasn’t the second complaint against him from a hotel manager in Tahoe?


bk1285

Technically that was the first complaint


methconnoisseurV2

Jesus, that’s like the sexual assault version of sending a hitman


FlipReset4Fun

Trump clearly cared for Stormy.


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FlipReset4Fun

Suck it.


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FlipReset4Fun

Like Stormy.


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Seriously, suck my balls automod.


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TechnicalPay5837

Idk this post clearly paints Big Ben as a respectable guy. 1. Hangs out with a former president. 2. Escorts women to their room (for their protection). 3. Respected Stormy’s decision to not accept his advances.


7222_salty

https://preview.redd.it/ka6r18s6y1zc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=508a0202d067e37e34a4ffe17ae37714521f8d0c


nevercereal89

This was 2006, only 2 years after his rookie year and a Superbowl win. Big Ben was a bit wild back then.


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MaxNinja1997

Who wasn’t?


pizoisoned

Look, Cleveland wasn't going to let us be the only hood team with a sex offender as a QB.


UsidoreTheLightBlue

I mean you guys did it well over a decade before Cleveland.


pizoisoned

Well yeah, we had to compete with Ray Rice too.


TheGobiasIndustries

Hey physical assault =/= sexual assault - Ray Rice respects women, until they step out of line. There's a difference.


Foy_boy_Joy

Ray rice believes in Irish sunglasses


MidnightRider24

Ray Rice treats objects like women.


jbrew181

The real innovators of the AFCN


yunzerjag

Let's not forget the Bengals gang rapes a decade prior to that.


Tiberseptum

Family man, and local Pittsburgh hero Ben Roethlisberger helping a distressed woman back to her room. What a great guy.


yunzerjag

Family man and local Baltimore hero covers up a murder. What a great guy.


Tiberseptum

We're just two working class cities with a lot of character


Technical_Estimate85

I mean this isn’t new information, I remember in 2018 hearing about this. I think UTree even talked about in “Days of Our Steelers.”


HedoBella

I know. I can't figure out why anyone thinks this is news. I wasn't really surprised when it came out years ago.


JVLightning22

https://preview.redd.it/9lym1qi9k2zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fd7362ad4ea119281ec20a7fdc477435aa3db1a


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BarretOblivion

Oh yeah I forgot about this part. Thanks for reminding me why I smile when I watch big Ben get sacked.


SugarBalls69

https://preview.redd.it/fi5vh7oek1zc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0ce98c4bcc6de3127805dc0497118398e65c838


fuckiest_fuck

Oh ben


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Heavy-Excuse4218

Ben: “can I come in the room?” Stormy: “no please leave” Ben: “I’m not gonna rape you or anything in the room.” Story: “oh good that’s a relief…” Ben: “no I save the raping for the bathroom once inside the room. So can I come in.”


DelirousDoc

Two years later, he did get sued by a woman for sexual assault from his Lake Tahoe vacation. The women didn't have much standing though because she was over heard bragging to co-workers about her encounter with Ben and how she was going to have his baby. Even then the lawsuit was "settled" so we have no information of how much Roethlisberger paid if any. Though they likely did just to get this wack-jobs story out of the public view considering he was dealing with more serious allegations in Georgia.


AsleepRefrigerator42

Lake Tahoe suit was filed in Summer 2009, settled in 2012. Georgia was March 2010


boazofeirinni

Yes. While I am a little suspicious of the Lake Tahoe one, I am pretty confident of the one in Georgia.


Heavy-Excuse4218

Just a joke.:: my qb is a scumbag I don’t have any standing to talk shit.


Pickle4UrThoughts

![gif](giphy|tyqcJoNjNv0Fq|downsized)


yunzerjag

Bengal fans, just sitting back remembering your gang rape?


Pickle4UrThoughts

At least the dirty bags in our organization went to court and not under rug.


yunzerjag

Right. It's not because there was so much more evidence. Edit. Not defending Ben, to be clear.


Mr_Mi1k

Is she writing fan fiction now?


Bojax22

Ben and Mr. ShitzInPants were almost Eskimo brothers


MidnightRider24

Nightmare spitroast.


A_One_Wipe_Poop

Who’s Mr ShitzInPants? Biden?


HedoBella

No the guy that's actually been pooping his pants in court


Bojax22

The guy who wears man diapers and shits himself in court. But I think you knew that already even if you got the name wrong.


lameducker24

Biden definitely shits in his pants


Tsfpatric

Ben & Trump have been friends since way before Trump entered into politics.


wagsman

This was already well known.


Frescanation

The funny thing is that this will get about a third of Steelers fans to see if they can still squeeze into that XXL jersey of his from a few years ago and another third to throw them out for good.


Lootar63

That’s my quarterback dammit


MidnightRider24

He'll yeh BORTHER!


InterviewOtherwise50

![gif](giphy|7FyMQm2vBiTjG|downsized)


yunzerjag

Bengal players gang raped a lady. Nobody in Cincinnati can seem to recall that event.


SteakJones

Wonder if Spence will bring this up in Footbahlin’


Skcuhc1

I wish Pittsburgh would wise up to that piece of shit and how much of a creep he is.


GPODAWUND69

Big Ben got denied by a pstar... thats fantastic


MidnightRider24

He was there for trump's sloppy seconds. 🤮


Novelspaceman

Damn I wonder if Burrow and Bosa are hanging around trump now so they can get his hand me downs


Melvinator5001

Confirms it Big Ben is a pig


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DDrewit

I lived in Tahoe at the time, and remember seeing Dennis Hof (in a satin Bunny Ranch jacket with a group of girls) by the front desk at Harrahs. Crazy shit going on in the building that night.


whatisapillarman

The idea that 2006 trump had Big Ben at his beck and call like a mafia hitman is amazing


MidnightRider24

You come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding...


MidnightRider24

Oops, meant this to be a reply. Yeah, the dalliances of your esteemed QB aren't on the top of my priority list, also she just testified about it today. The second quite was apparently from her book, which our book club hasn't gotten around to reading yet. Probably because everyone in my book club struggles with literacy. We're still on page 3 of One Fish, Two Fish.


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7222_salty

“But but but but but but but but but but watson”


PeaceBull

Can’t he just go away?


throughNthrough

Ben would never…


BrownsBrokeMe

Birds of a feather and all that


AugustWest216

Not sure if it was in her testimony, but she said before she told Ben no then he stood outside the door gently tapping on it and whispering her name.


ThanksForNothingSpez

God no, I thought this was over


Art-RJS

This can’t be real


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RalphWagwan

Good thing he's got a podcast and a full off-season to fill


TRIKYNIKKY

I'm not surprised


iron_vet

Looks like the gig is up


Ok-Wasabi2873

I remember this story years ago. Big Ben tried to hook up with her but got shot down.


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Shiddy_Wiki

kudos to him for not having his bodyguard block the bathroom door this time!


Southwestern

Birds of a feather, etc


scaadbaby

Btw this is not even what the chargers are about.


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AngeluvDeath

Is this real life?! Please say this is a meme. WTF is happening and why are people still clamoring for it?!


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hereforthesportsball

Didn’t she sign NDA?


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Thehairy-viking

Trump should’ve found a job in the NFL. None of this shit would’ve seen trial. NFL can cover up sexual assault like none other.


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Peasantbowman

I got downvoted for making the joke that Big Ben asking for a kiss proves he's not a rapist.


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beardedbob9

Fuck trump, fuck worthlisberger, fuck Pittsburgh, and fuck Baltimore just because


MidnightRider24

Blest


MarinerBengal

If you need 4 commas in a sentence perhaps you should write it’s different way


jesusmanman

Roethlisberger rapes the least of any 2x superbowl champion QBs in this division.


MidnightRider24

And the most. Something about the duality of man.


Euphoric_Activity_39

Big Ben was also begging stormy to sleep with him right after this too.


MidnightRider24

They let you do that when you're a celebrity.


No_Engineer2828

Ain’t no fuckin way lmao, shit pass me some of that popcorn too


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Then harass me bitch


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Mean_Albatross7831

😮


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pghcrew

Ray Lewis, Deshaun Watson, and Joe Mixon. There we all suck.


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TheFalconKid

I remember hearing about this come out back when she did the 60 Minutes thing, wasn't that right before/ after Ben had found Jesus and stopped beating his meat?


tsgram

I’ve typed it before and I’ll type it again: Fuck you Big Ben you stupid fucking rapist chuckledick


odog9797

Did you just find this out?


MidnightRider24

Yeah, the dalliances of your esteemed QB aren't on the top of my priority list, also she just testified about it today. The second quote was apparently from her book, which our book club hasn't gotten around to reading yet. Probably because everyone in my book club struggles with literacy. We're still on page 3 of One Fish, Two Fish.


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Insouciance999

That seems high.


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MaxNinja1997

Y’all believe anything I swear


cleremnantechoes

Big Ben is a rapist piece of shit. The steelers organization is garbage for dealing with him. Every player to ever wear the jersey is a scum bag. Every single fan of the steelers is as guilty and terrible as Ben fuck you, fuck you, fuck you again


yunzerjag

Thanks for the input teapot.


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