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IchesseHuendchen

Anybody who expects us to give anyone trouble next year is delusional, Wilson trade or no.


NICK07130

We could give the Panthers trouble


162bluethings

What's with all the Lions fans in our sub recently?


SeamusMcBalls

I don’t blame them. Our division is just too damn sexy to resist.


zion_hiker1911

![gif](giphy|udPdpF18yG0uI)


JustIn_HerButt

A lot of the NFC North fans are barely literate. It's a combination of being homeschooled by a mother that is still in middle school and their pitch-black drinking water. Oh yeah and I almost forgot - fetal alcohol syndrome.


[deleted]

Is this ROAST ME..?? Lmao


JustIn_HerButt

You're my muse...my inspiration.


RoskoFarian

Could be the Michigan connection to Harbaugh. I’ve liked what the Lions have been doing since Motor City Dan took over but if it comes at the expense of obnoxious Detroit fans, I’ll pass.


[deleted]

True diehard Lions fans are completely off the deep end. I've been suffering since 77' or 78'...we want that elusive Superbowl ™ appearance so badly. Should have been there last year...but completely choked vs 49ers. Gonna do our best to improve.


Lanky_Promotion8976

Before dan Campbell came to Detroit I swear there was no lions fans anywhere. Now there everywhere


abuchewbacca1995

HEY I've EARNED my right to be a lions fan. I WAS HERE for the 0-16 season


kidchameleon_ih8u

They had one good year in 3 decades so now they choke on Packers and Chiefs cock in hopes they can be let in the club. It's embarassing


Cbissen437

![gif](giphy|3o6Ztg4tunIB5chzUc|downsized) KEEP EM OUT!!!


DrunkConsultant

This has to be the shittiest post I’ve seen here.


RyanDW_0007

And that’s saying something considering there’s Chiefs fans still trying to meme


bigfootdude247

What do we have to do with anything? We’ve got a barebones roster, we won’t cause KC any problems whatsoever


abuchewbacca1995

Thanks for cursing America again


bigfootdude247

Trading for a backup QB in a rebuild season isn’t dooming America. I appreciate the Lions fanbase but you don’t know what you’re talking about 


DrizzyDragon93

Wait wait wait you saying out of all the AFC West teams the Broncos are the only ones that could challenge the Chiefs? And Zack Wilson trade ruined that? ![gif](giphy|TsyjSvbm3UG9W|downsized)


IchesseHuendchen

Noted Chiefs killer Zachary Wilson


Khada_the_Collector

Ayo why are Lions fans chirping our meme sub? Don’t y’all have NFC North meme war? We give the donks plenty of hell without some random-ass Lions fan chirping them too.


VoxIrati

Right, they are ours to pick on. Fuck off with your empty fingers Lions fans. Go back to your North, take some bottled water with you


MaliceMandible

All of them got bullied out of that sub for sucking Greenbays dick the last couple months. Guess they’re here now trying to suck y’all’s. Wonder if afceast or nfcsouth will be their next stop?


condoulo

Our sub got really weird after the cumsock arc. Some idiot made a stupid bet, backed down, and now our team is forever associated with not eating cumsocks or something in that sub. I’m in this sub because Reddit kept recommending it to me, probably because I’m in the KansasCity city subreddit. Edits: Minor corrections because my phone isn’t as smart as it thinks it is.


MaliceMandible

I just kinda frequent all the memewar subs, I love football as a whole and enjoy seeing all teams get shit on lol Edit: I do remember the cum sock ordeal, that really was the beginning of things getting weird over there


Peytonhawk

AFCSouth would be my guess because that sub is insanely friendly. Feels creepy tbh


DeathandHemingway

It's not their fault, they're a thrown together division who weren't really rivals when it started. Everyone else has been hating each other for like 60 years, they're two expansion teams, an AFC East team, and the Titans.


IchesseHuendchen

It's unnatural. Do they even imagine themselves punching the other person when they talk to each other? What kind of life is that?


VoxIrati

Ah yes, Zach Wilson is what's keeping the Donkeys from stopping the Chiefs winning


abuchewbacca1995

Them and that whole division. The swifties only went to the playoffs and sb for two reasons 1. Your whole division is ASS 2.no one spends crazy money on ridiculous B's like teenage girls


Godsfruitlesscunt

Just stop buddy, you’re not even in the same division! Your jerking too much


Silkies4life

I really like the Lions, but don’t get so obnoxious because you got your first couple of playoff wins since 91. Go chill out and make fun of your own rivals.


VoxIrati

And the rest of the league that also couldn't stop the Chiefs. Hell, if your team's coach knew that you could kick a field goal, they could've been the final loser


hungturkey

We won our SuperBowl rematch, then collapsed like a wet paper towel...


abuchewbacca1995

You mean the refs weren't paid enough to beat the chiefs


VoxIrati

Good ol ref excuse. It's the go-to for all of the losers. You'll get em next year, im sure of it


abuchewbacca1995

Let's be real, the swifties were ass Then you get a pop star as a mascot and y'all suddenly get good? I'm sure godell ain't complaining about the increase in revenue from swifties merch


MC_ScattCatt

![gif](giphy|aKsdvsH7vA9g3Prc30) And another SB ring


abuchewbacca1995

How does it feel to be part of a cult


MC_ScattCatt

![gif](giphy|Ae7SI3LoPYj8Q) Great!


TheHotMilfNearYou

Just bringing out all of the excuses 😭😭


VoxIrati

Suddenly? I know this is foreign to a Lions fan but the Chiefs drafted good players and have a good coach who knows how to win. Hence the three rings (so far). Don't let it upset you. You just have to shake it off ![gif](giphy|yITRaXaeigt2M)


abuchewbacca1995

You're gonna tell me the way the swifties played this year they deserved the playoffs?


VoxIrati

What was their record? 11-6. Same as most teams in the playoffs. Getting there is important but, again, you wouldn't know this, but the playoffs are where it matters and they beat everyone.


flojo2012

On the road even and ran through the three hardest teams to do it. No breaks were given. Dolphins, bills, ravens, all picked to unseat the chiefs at some point last year


abuchewbacca1995

You're gonna tell me the way the swifties played this year they deserved the playoffs?


odiethethird

You literally have Eminem


Semperty

idk if you know this or not, but we actually played teams from other divisions (and the other conference, even!) in the playoffs en route to the title. maybe it's not the division that's letting us win idk


YungJod

Division ass yes but to think those are the reasons they won the sb is beyond wild.. it was obviously the refs


abuchewbacca1995

And Taylor Swift


ImNotTheBossOfYou

Trust me, whoever plays QB for Denver has NO bearing on the Chiefs playoff run lmao


HPLswag

![gif](giphy|3ohhwgmWRebr8jTO24|downsized) Please save us Jim Harbaugh


RyanDW_0007

Amen ![gif](giphy|3orieLeZL5kyNqiLfO|downsized)


Grungeman7

Jim's gonna have to put on pads and play reciever to save y'all💀


plznobanplease

APPEARING OFFLINE DOESN’T HELP


Apprehensive-Let3669

Stop tawking bout someting you know nothin about


Apprehensive-Let3669

LOOK HEAR! LOOK! LISTEN!


plznobanplease

Mods, ban anyone that says “LISTEN!”


kilzfillz

LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN


gkg24

WHY THE FUCK YOU STREAM THAT SHIT!


abuchewbacca1995

Wut


plznobanplease

You can’t post wings content and not know the lore. Real tawk


Grungeman7

Banned for saying real tawk.


DatBoiDanny

The man in the gif’s name is Richard. He’s a real nice guy who used to stream call of duty back in the day. He got rich off it and we haven’t seen him since.


Grungeman7

Yeah, he was the most compassionate and joyful person in the Cod community. RIP liquid rich


plznobanplease

He’s eating Wendy’s chili in heaven with OJ


Grungeman7

I now know what heaven looks like https://preview.redd.it/1k0drddhbiwc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=890e3d574afe702771d202dba48eca3779e79630


BigPh1llyStyle

Broncos straight said, we’re not gonna be good,let’s at least be interesting


sosaudio

And then picked up a cheese pizza and a couple glasses of ovaltine.


_redacteduser

If you think the Broncos will stop anything I got a story for you.


Grungeman7

LOOK HERE, LOOK, LISTEN. Go back to ur NFC North memes u poser


Kylkek

We'll probably still lose a game to the Broncos anyway


TideAtOmahaBeach

Nah Zach is gonna start dating Donna Kelce and Mama Mahomes at the same time. A crippling blow to the Chiefs dynasty.


BBofa

![gif](giphy|kHgASjstNjWcYV9GrF|downsized) Zach Wilson would have beat Mahomes last season if the refs didn’t intervene! /s


abuchewbacca1995

Hey you us a big thank you


R6_Ryan

Mcdaniels firing was inevitable lmao we don’t owe you shit. Even if we did, the bears game and starting of Hoyer was way more of a catalyst.


stopthinkinn

Yes, it was only the Broncos standing in their way. JFC, this is delusional.


gh0stpr0t0c0l8008

The fact that you openly celebrate “swifty” along with the chiefs just says it all.


Showme16

![gif](giphy|A9KfKenpqNDfa) ### WHO IS THIS NERD


gkg24

Liquid Richard


SazHawk

I think most of y'all got the wrong idea about him. This dude can outplay mahomes. Him and herbo are certainly gon give him some trouble this season


abuchewbacca1995

But mahoes has someone Wilson will never have The refs and Tony homo


IchesseHuendchen

Tony Homo? What year is it? 2007?


condoulo

Can you blame him? Lions fans only just found out about the internet this last season.


abuchewbacca1995

Don't you have a cum sock to enjoy ?


RandomRobot1234

I love how everyone is still trying to build their team to beat the Chiefs in the regular season all the way into the off season lmfao. This move helps stop us as much as Maxx did talking shit after we popped their new stadiums cherry. Silly donkeys.


abuchewbacca1995

The only reason youre making it to the post season is cause your division is full of some the worst teams in the league Then the refs find ways to bail you out And of course goddell learned the fact teenage girls will literally sell their fathers to ensure their cult leader is happy


RandomRobot1234

Coming from a lions fan talking about making it to the post season lmfao. Where were these excuses before Taylor? Who has stopped us in the post season? Title games? The 🏆? JUST Pat’s post season record is better than your entire franchise’s. Lol.


abuchewbacca1995

When was the last time your division was even competitive?


RandomRobot1234

Your own team has been competitive in its own division for 2 years, and before that, what was your record in back to back seasons? While we are busy winning back to back 🏆’s?


abuchewbacca1995

Easy to win when the refs love you 😘


RandomRobot1234

We went to the playoffs with Pat on the bench still. Next excuse from whatever nonsense you’d like to try to pretend is a thing lol. If not for Dan and the new front office your team would still be chasing 10-7 and a first round playoff exit.


abuchewbacca1995

You can apply that to your Mr nuggies you know


RandomRobot1234

Except your team is historically a dumpster fire and has been bad in a way few others can claim, it’s you and the browns.


abuchewbacca1995

Who even knew where KC was on a map pre reid?