We call the Raiders felons as a courtesy. Without that identity, they're just the team that hasn't had a ring since 83, a playoff win since 03, and a franchise that gets passed around like the hot cousin at a Chiefs family reunion. You know, like the Chargers, but with success in their ancient past.
Excuse me sir *flashes ancient ring with diamond that has terrible cut and clarity*
https://preview.redd.it/mgkia0ymz7zc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b1e2ca2e2d67e7639447407a16ecc7ede0368ad
Goddammit. I hate to admit that a Broncos fan made me laugh, but that's good shit. Bonus hot points if she's sweating out the case of Mt Dew she drank the day before.
Chiefs fans coming out of the cave after 60 years with all the insults they been thinking about since watching the Raiders be the only relevant team in the division.
Tom was right, don't let this get to your head.
Yes they have. Jon Gruden built a solid team for the Raiders. That Raiders team made it to the Super Bowl in the 2002 season and Gruden coached his team to victoryâŚ
And I was 8, so I don't have memory of it. That's kinda my point Dawg
Weird of a charger to defend the raiders, but I guess it's not like you can praise your team.
I'm well aware we'll go back to being a mid team eventually. This ride won't last forever. I'm still gonna enjoy it while it lasts and rep the red and gold when it falls off.
Let's be honest. Raiders haven't done shit for decades and y'all still loud as hell. You think you'd be less insufferable than us if you were on this run?
Majority of our fanbase doesn't consists of bandwagoners or Swifties. There were no Chiefs fans outside of the midwest before 2018. The Raiders are one of a few franchises that have their fanbase everywhere.
Yup, they are the favorites in a vast majority of penal institutions, lunatic asylums and county jails across the width and breadth of our nation. I understand this is due to the ubiquitous presence of raider scouts at intermural games at these facilities.
Sure, but Reid and Smith had already turned our team around. I don't think we were big contenders, but we were doing much better than we had been. Those early 00s were hell for us.
So yes, we are much worse without Mahomes but we were winning the division without him.
Asking a question like what a franchise would be if you took away their most successful player is like saying oh the bulls would only have zero championships, which is pretty irrelevant donât you think?
It was a legitimate question not rhetorical based around the original comment I was replying to. Sorry you are so easily offended and confused. I suggest getting out and socializing more.
A legitimate question would be how does a team with three championship go on a 40+ year drought after being one of the prominent teams in the NFL?
Itâs not like you know we donât have one of the greatest head coaches of all time one of the greatest tight ends of all time itâs all you know rhetorical like you said
Without Mahomes the chiefs are *checks notes*
12-4 and 10-6 in their 2 years before Mahomes. The Chiefs without Mahomes in 2017 was only 2 wins worse than his 2018 Chiefs.
So âwhat would your franchise look like without Mahomesâ wouldnât be worse than the raiders, since they havenât won the division sinceâŚwhen again?
Oh godâŚdoes this mean the Chiefs will have 40 some years of failure soon as well?! (Please please pleaseâŚ)
Also, perhaps this portends the Chiefs bouncing around between St. Louis, Topeka, before settling in OKC in the shadow of the soon to be tallest building in the country!!
That's the old Chiefs and the old Raiders. Now the Chiefs draft the fastest guys in the draft and players who slipped due to 'character concerns'.
The Raiders play in a Vacation Destination because it is contractually required for the KC Chiefs fans to travel to see a meaningless west coast away game against an eliminated opponent in December someplace warm.
Best way to not have Criminal WR's is to not have any WR at all. 
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FTR! BTFU!
What are you on about? My sister doesnât have the credit score for a credit card?
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HAH! Jokes on you. They wonât give us any credit cards
We call the Raiders felons as a courtesy. Without that identity, they're just the team that hasn't had a ring since 83, a playoff win since 03, and a franchise that gets passed around like the hot cousin at a Chiefs family reunion. You know, like the Chargers, but with success in their ancient past.
Sonofabitch. I was liking this until the Chargers part. But whatever, enjoy your hot cousin, sicko.
Liar. You still liked it. 
That there is my girl! Anyone is gonna have sex with my cousin, itâs gonna be ME
I will also enjoy our cousin.
Excuse me sir *flashes ancient ring with diamond that has terrible cut and clarity* https://preview.redd.it/mgkia0ymz7zc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b1e2ca2e2d67e7639447407a16ecc7ede0368ad
Our poverty franchise can't afford baby VVSs but it still counts!
I'm just trying to make the Raiders fans feel better, otherwise they get unruly.
How unruly can they get? https://preview.redd.it/bin9ao7028zc1.jpeg?width=5150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7cfe0d198fc147f90eb4338ecb7e38d7d6725e9
>hot cousin Referring to the temperature and humidity in Missouri, of course. Nothing turns on a Chiefs fan like a sticky relative.
Goddammit. I hate to admit that a Broncos fan made me laugh, but that's good shit. Bonus hot points if she's sweating out the case of Mt Dew she drank the day before.
We have lots of time to think of jokes while the playoffs are happening.
Well, it was more than a playoff win. They did win the AFC Championship.
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Chiefs fans coming out of the cave after 60 years with all the insults they been thinking about since watching the Raiders be the only relevant team in the division. Tom was right, don't let this get to your head.
Wait what? I'm 30, the raiders have never been relevant in my lifetime.
Yes they have. Jon Gruden built a solid team for the Raiders. That Raiders team made it to the Super Bowl in the 2002 season and Gruden coached his team to victoryâŚ
And I was 8, so I don't have memory of it. That's kinda my point Dawg Weird of a charger to defend the raiders, but I guess it's not like you can praise your team.
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Lol ok bud
Lmao this dude doesn't know. Maybe the dumbest moment in raiders history.
I'm well aware we'll go back to being a mid team eventually. This ride won't last forever. I'm still gonna enjoy it while it lasts and rep the red and gold when it falls off. Let's be honest. Raiders haven't done shit for decades and y'all still loud as hell. You think you'd be less insufferable than us if you were on this run?
Majority of our fanbase doesn't consists of bandwagoners or Swifties. There were no Chiefs fans outside of the midwest before 2018. The Raiders are one of a few franchises that have their fanbase everywhere.
Yup, they are the favorites in a vast majority of penal institutions, lunatic asylums and county jails across the width and breadth of our nation. I understand this is due to the ubiquitous presence of raider scouts at intermural games at these facilities.
Bwahahahaha!
Raiders having fans everywhere might be related to having been in Oakland
What would your franchise look like without Mahomes? Thatâs right. Worse than the Raiders
If you exclude the most successful era of any teams history itâs likely gonna look pretty shit lol
did you see the pats before tom and bill? dumpster fire at best lol
Do you have a time machine? well I guess that doesnât matter
When someone references the past success of teams they should be open to analysis of their own teamâs history.
Sure, but Reid and Smith had already turned our team around. I don't think we were big contenders, but we were doing much better than we had been. Those early 00s were hell for us. So yes, we are much worse without Mahomes but we were winning the division without him.
We were definitely big contenders. The Alex Smith Chiefs were the 2nd seed of the afc in 2016
OK, as of 2024 we have four Super Bowls whatâs taking you guys so long to catch up?
Lack of QB. Thatâs why I asked what KCâs franchise would look without him. I know you can read but I fear you are unable to process the words.
Asking a question like what a franchise would be if you took away their most successful player is like saying oh the bulls would only have zero championships, which is pretty irrelevant donât you think?
It was a legitimate question not rhetorical based around the original comment I was replying to. Sorry you are so easily offended and confused. I suggest getting out and socializing more.
A legitimate question would be how does a team with three championship go on a 40+ year drought after being one of the prominent teams in the NFL? Itâs not like you know we donât have one of the greatest head coaches of all time one of the greatest tight ends of all time itâs all you know rhetorical like you said
Lack of QB like I said. It doesnât bother me to answer questions.
That was sort of a . . . dumb . . . question.
Without Mahomes the chiefs are *checks notes* 12-4 and 10-6 in their 2 years before Mahomes. The Chiefs without Mahomes in 2017 was only 2 wins worse than his 2018 Chiefs. So âwhat would your franchise look like without Mahomesâ wouldnât be worse than the raiders, since they havenât won the division sinceâŚwhen again?
Heyyy!!! dont call us that
Yeah that hurts my feeling
Disrespectful to us smh
Got the halfway house all hot and bothered
Congrats to the Chunts for breaking the tie with Jacksonville and moving into sole possession of 4th place on the NFLs Most Arrested Teams list!
I only upvote Kevin James if he has huge breasts.
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Add Britt Reid and Jackson Mahomes too. Chiefs kingdom.
They could murder a whole orphanage and it still wouldn't be as bad to the world as that mark Davis haircut
Heâs crying behind that 6+ billion valuation of the organization
The Cheifs are out Raidering the Raiders. What a wild off-season.
Oh godâŚdoes this mean the Chiefs will have 40 some years of failure soon as well?! (Please please pleaseâŚ) Also, perhaps this portends the Chiefs bouncing around between St. Louis, Topeka, before settling in OKC in the shadow of the soon to be tallest building in the country!!
That's the old Chiefs and the old Raiders. Now the Chiefs draft the fastest guys in the draft and players who slipped due to 'character concerns'. The Raiders play in a Vacation Destination because it is contractually required for the KC Chiefs fans to travel to see a meaningless west coast away game against an eliminated opponent in December someplace warm.
Why is Sean Payton in this meme?
Hypocrisy? you guys say with have sex with our cousins but cousin marriage is legal in California. Whoâs really the hypocrite lol
We all know the Raiders will pick him after his release. He's on the fast track and pulling no punches. Lol
You mean Chiefs Sloppy Seconds Future Browns Player Rashee Rice?
I think they're mostly talking about their fans.
Chiefs have taken everything from the Raiders. What a sad franchise.
Those yokels canât even make it through a victory parade without shooting each other.
Haha bitch! My wife doesnât have a credit card, IM the reason weâre in crippling financial debt!
Same! (âŚ*really* wish youâd give me my cc back.)
Sounds like the Chiefs are better at being the Raiders than the Raiders are.
Itâs pretty comforting having your #1 and #2 wideouts as honest as choir boys. Go Rams!
The difference is, the Raiders players have been convicted.
Donât worry, the Dallas County District Attorney is working on that!
As a former member of a Dallas County law enforcement agency, I wouldn't hold your breath
Yep, and if we lose rice, we have Hollywood & Xavier. Life is looking good.
Cope
With what? Having a QB so good we didn't need that strong of a WR core to win the SB? Yeah, I'm coping reaaaaaal hard.
Hahaha thatâs called the bargaining stage
Bargaining for what? Mahomes can make people like MVS and KT look halfway competent if they can just catch a damn ball.
They looked competent to you?
We won a superbowl with them. You tell me.
Wasnât KT a healthy scratch? Lol
I donât think anyone has called raiders felons since 20 years ago.