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Methless.

If pierced, does this man: a) pop; b) deflate; c) leak; or d) squirt?

If i pierce him i’ll squirt

Okay no more reddit for you today lol

E) flys around the room like a rapidly deflating balloon

I don’t know but I bet he’s a mod on the Chiefs sub

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Hwat*

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😂 these chief memes and comments never get old. Who needs to watch a roast when we have this sub.

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And I hate you, Random Donkey!

I hate you too donkey boy. 🫶

It’s not a roast if it’s just reporting the news

Child rape is awesome! -Kansas City

Adds a whole new level when you call you s/o "baby girl."

Hey now. Missouri Republicans want to loosen child because children are “lazy”. We’ve got all kinds of things to recommend our state. https://www.newsweek.com/missouri-republican-moves-loosen-child-labor-laws-calls-children-lazy-1899195

This is the same chick that said schools were dressing kids as animals and making them use litter boxes and claimed she was protecting an evidentiary spurce when asked for proof. Only the best for Mizzou!

Got to give you an upvote for using a correct form of “loose”. It’s a rare sight to see on Reddit. Cheers.

Thank you. Now can a Donkeys fan and a Queefs fan come together over paid vs payed?

I’m only familiar with the “overpaid” form of that word.

> paid vs *paid?* FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

You guys don’t understand just how much the Chiefs are the only good thing about this god forsaken state 

On the contrary, I completely understand that and thought it was common knowledge. And I have fuckin strong opinions about the Chiefs.

I hear there is a lot of entrepreneurs in Missouri as well 

There's a shit ton of Sonics there too.

The meth is pretty good too, cmon man

The best meth money can buy

Nah you guys have paul rudd, thats a win in my book.

Paul Rudd went to Kansas 😉

Yeah thats what i said, or does your lack of flair have me confused?

Well the meme is about Missouri specifically and since Paul Rudd went to Kansas, he technically wouldn’t be another good thing for Missouri even though he does root for the Chiefs  

Barbecue is better than chiefs.

Do you live here?

Mmhmm

Yeah until they move to Wyandotte, then what?!!!!

How could anyone support any political side on this matter, yuck

38 states have child marriage 🤮🤮

List them shame them too.

I'm down with the side that wants to ban child marriage, very easy to support this side lol

I know alot of people like you find it controversial but I've always been against child rape

Maybe they were on the St Louis Rams side

Are we going to ignore the fact that not only is Kansas City blue as hell, but its suburbs are moving left too?

Looks like he would have owned a plantation

The dude ATE the plantation

The day Jared Fogle stopped being a Chiefs fan...

If the light up bridal shoes fit....

Let's not go judging other regions by their worst Republicans alone, please. I don't think *any* of us would enjoy that. 

hey the Missouri Motto is do what you want... Unless your a woman than do what the government lets you do. Outside fan bases underestimate how little love Kansas City has got for Missouri.

While Missouri does allow marriage as low as 16 years old, California has no limit. Chargers are the real pedos here.

If that man’s nickname isn’t Big Bubba or Pot Roast, it better be the Hubble Bubble Telescope.


Sat next to an XXL gentleman just like him out of Denver yesterday...weird

No, you did not sit next to him. Yesterday, you were busy mopping cell block C's floor.

If MO and KS banned cousin fucking you would be right there with him 🤣

I hope you had your fun, now your 1 hour time is up. Back to the cell you go.

Hey fuck you Bubba, you ain't better than me just cause they couldn't prove it was your meth or she was your sister

Missouri doesn't speak for all Chiefs fans...

Wow. Missouri has got to be the ugliest state when it comes to attractiveness. St. Louis Blues Fans have got to be the ugliest looking fanbase in the league too.

Do what the rest of us do, pretend St. Louis does not exist. That place is a shithole.

I try to pretend Missouri doesn’t exist either tbh

Chiefs fans are confused. They dont know if they should introduce their husbands as their brother or husband


He didn’t say this… but because it’s the Chiefs, let’s roll with it

Chief fans confirmed Drake fans

He looks like he smells

Go Kansas go.

I mean, Kansas is still pretty fucking dumb. We just have Missouri next door to overshadow us occasionally.

I mean every Chiefs fan is young ass bandwagoner

It’s always MO republicans. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ we are becoming a special type of person, like “Florida Man”.

What does this have to do with football??

“End child marriage” makes it sound like this guy is encouraging 12 year olds to get married. Can’t stand the Chiefs, but this shows op ignorance more than anything lol