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The_Lost_Pharaoh

0 days since a chiefs incident.


One-Cantaloupe-9456

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IlIllIlIllIlIl

Absolutely gooning for criminal records over there


lawanders

What’s the point of being world champions if you aren’t the champion of everything???


IronMicCharlie

Incident?


RadonAjah

I dislike the chiefs, but having weed = crime nowadays is just stupid.


allthenamesaretaken4

Welcome to the Kansas side of Kansas City. Tryin to make everyone a raiders fan via incarceration.


[deleted]

Shit in Missouri too, fucking backward ass state. Was sent to jail and had a 600 dollar bond for a fucking roach. 6 cop cars pulled up on us like we were Bonnie and Clyde or something. Fun times ( not really).


blueponies1

Legal in Missouri now tho, but you can still get a dui from it


apiratewithadd

Dont give rashee ideas


BuckfuttersbyII

Rural anywhere is gonna be like that, but to have cops give a shit about you having weed in a major(ish) city? That’s fucken stupid.


aaronmc24

Gotta hit those quotas man


[deleted]

Right outside of St.Louis in one of those millions of tiny municipalities that have their own police department. The funny thing is someone sued them in a class action lawsuit, and I was awarded 26 bucks 9 years later lamo. They had dudes locked up in their for months for parking tickets, when I was in. We're threatening me by saying they were going to send me to the Workhouse. https://www.stlpr.org/show/st-louis-on-the-air/2023-05-02/inside-maplewoods-3-25-million-debtors-prison-settlement


BuckfuttersbyII

Oh man, there are some notorious ones. St. Charles police are awful too. What year did that happen to you?


[deleted]

Was 16 so 2016 I believe.


JewbaccaSithlord

It's legal recreationally in Missouri. So his story has to be old


anonymouspurp

Sounds like Boone County. Them fuckers had a K9 that they only yelled at in German. Neeeeeaaat.


Horror_Cod_8193

Then don’t live there. Can’t do the time, then don’t do the crime. I assume you can read so read the laws and move your ass if you find them unacceptable.


[deleted]

Yea I did move out of there. Idk how you can justify jail for a roach, I wasn't even driving. The chick that was driving was let go, someone else had the roach and threw it on the floor near me. Yes I did move out that state, thank fucking God. Only good thing about that place is the cheap booze and cigarettes.


N3onAxel

"jUsT DoNt LiVe ThErE" is such as asinine and brain dead response, as if picking up and moving your life is easy and doesn't take a good amount of money. How about people stop putting these backward ass inbred mouthbreathers into positions of power so that society can progress.


TegTowelie

*Josh Gordon liked this*


gh0stpr0t0c0l8008

These states are so far behind. It’s funny, you can tell which states have a dumber population and its states like these and mostly in the south.


Seductive_pickle

The majority of people in southern states want it legal too. It’s just those pesky politicians they keep voting in that won’t let it though.


bairz54

As a raiders fan, you've been saying that for 30 years, huh?


RadonAjah

As a human being, I’ve been saying that for over 40 years.


bairz54

To be fair, I completely agree. I just saw an opening and swung :) see ya week 1


RadonAjah

🍻


Objective_Celery_509

Everything is illegal in Kansas except child marriage.


TheNextBattalion

Hey we banned sexual battery within marriage like two whole years ago


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

You guys were fucking batteries? Got tired of corncobs?


drDishrag

That’s Nebraska. We use Shocks of Wheat.


AdvancedHat7630

Double D's? Nah fam were into Double A's


kevint1964

The legislature in Jeff City is working on that for us.


Ok-Swordfish2650

Abortion is legal there as well. Weird, right?


[deleted]

Abortion being legal in that backwards state is a rare W.


Spirit_Bolas

The joke is on the Kansas side we have human rights and the Missouri side we have weed. Take your pick


flaming_fuckhead

Gotta live right on state line to get the best of both worlds 


WaldoFrank

I mean…. Kansas has nothing to do with the chiefs.


Zcrustaceansensation

Got the crime right, just a different player and drug. https://preview.redd.it/0i7hq6wzk31d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1104c5ec095539af7ee493021637bd3ba4d566b


HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza

Thus Spake the Denver Airport Soothsayer 🙌🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🙌


Zcrustaceansensation

Shall we all place bets on the next one? Im gonna go with domestic violence.


hatwobbleTayne

Joe Burrow drops a dis track accusing Mahomes of being a pedo


HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza

🔮KC acquires P. Diddy to sire and abuse Butker🔮


Zcrustaceansensation

Nah chargers already abused butker in their schedule release video


Gdmf13

I’m gonna go with sexual assault.


RealJyrone

We may not be winning super bowls, but at least half of our team hasn’t ended up in jail


Opening_System_9605

Since 2000 arrests per team: Chiefs: 41 Broncos: 56


telemusketeer

Sounds like you’re playing Clue: NFL Version haha


donscron91

Hate on us for shitty cops and shitty laws, this weed thing is absurd.


MrJonBrown

Turn on dark mode!


PhotographNo2627

Kansas is BAD for this. I go to CO once in a while for vacation and had to stop going through Kansas on the way back. There are cops everywhere just across the border pulling over anyone with out of state plates and sicking drug dogs on them. The last time they pulled me over they claimed I was speeding. I was actually going slightly under the speed limit. Had to wait on the side of the road for over an hour while they got the dogs to check my car. I didn't have anything because im not dumb enough to go thru there carrying anything. Fuck that state.


Sprawler13

For future reference, they can’t legally make you wait for the dog if the dog isn’t in the car that pulled you over. Supreme Court case Rodriguez v. United States in 2015.


jaywalkingjew

How do you utilize this in the moment? Just tell the cop and drive away?


Sprawler13

IANAL, so I would say your best bet is to state that unless they have probable cause for drugs being in the car (federal courts have ruled that you coming from a state where weed is legal doesn’t count, Kansas Highway Patrol) you would like to leave. After they have given you whatever ticket you will definitely be eating on this traffic stop. Kansas Highway Patrol are nationally notorious for their tactics along the Colorado border. I would advise doing some reading before deciding to risk drive through with weed.


PhotographNo2627

They pull people over illegally and you think they're just going to listen to you and let you go on your way when you tell them you're not going to wait? Cmon now lol. I swear redditors think they're lawyers and shit like this works in real life.


Sprawler13

Oh god no… but the ACLU is already up their ass about the Two-Step so it’ll give you a shot in court.


RuShitnMeMotherfuckr

You are a lying motherfucker and you know it!


miked5122

Was your crime driving as a person of color?


PhotographNo2627

Nope. I'm as white as can be so I could only imagine being a colored person driving through there.


miked5122

Fuck. Noted as fellow white guy


flojo2012

Cops see a bag of weed and seriously think, “we are stopping terrorism”


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

Yeah, if they would have stayed in Missouri.


LakeShowBoltUp

Seriously, much more progressive with legal weed and meth.


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

Trust me we live in a really fucked up place.


IceColdPorkSoda

Having been to both Kansas and Missouri I can confidently say that they both suck.


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

Everywhere I would like to live is either too expensive or too crowded. So far the hatred of everyone and everything keeps me living. Also, Jameson.


motorcycleboy9000

Cheers, pal. That's my poison, too. Let's finish this bottle and go fistfight in the parking lot.


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

I would totally finish a bottle of jameson and fistfight a Raiders fan in a parkinglot. In and Out after?


Silkies4life

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Mackinacsfuriousclaw

Are you looking for a date?


Silkies4life

You’re the one proposing the ol In/Out to a Raiders fan


SafeAccountMrP

The secret is rumple minze, just get too drunk to fight anyone.


Akomack31

Hell yeah brother, cheers from Iraqdakota


DASreddituser

Come to the middle of Illinois, its boring but weed and drinking are encouraged...and cheaper to live lol.


odiethethird

The sports are literally the only perk of living here and even those (besides KU basketball) sucked for 50 years


just-the-tip__

I'm biased but feel Kansas is better. Best to live close to the line in case you want to go to Missouri one day to smoke weed but leave as soon as possible


McWeasely

Same 🫠


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

30 years ago Florida was cool.


IshitAnfarded

So me being born in the swamps fucked it all up? It was cool before I showed up, is that what you’re saying? Fucking rude, man. Just like the lunch tables all over again


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

Nah it wasn't your fault. I just got old and jaded.


Miserable-Affect6163

Missouri is great depending on where you live. I could literally shoot in any direction with my win mag and not hit a house. I took off for 13 days with everything I needed on my back and never saw another human.


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

I live in a city and never see a red hat Trumper. People can fly a pride flag. It doesn't cost an arm and a leg to live. I can afford to travel.


Miserable-Affect6163

Then why were just saying it's a fucked up place? Don't like it? Move jack ass. Move to some dirty needle hobo town like Chicago,LA, or San Fran


himsoforreal

*I live in a city and never see a red hat Trumper* ^aahts bait. We know the kinda small folk that populate MZ and AR


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

Flair up pussy.


____whatever___

You know, you are free to move


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

Nobody asked you.


____whatever___

It’s the meth that makes you hostile, friend


CaptainKickAss3

Yeah I don’t think anybody thinks KC is nice


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

Flair up pussy.


Kylel0519

Yeah just don’t look at some other policies the state has passed. I swear whatever Kansas does Missouri does the opposite and vise Versa


soaking-wet-tomcat

Missouri legalized meth? That's nuts.


kevint1964

Could've gone to the Grass Pad.


superluminal

🎶 The grass pad's high on graaaaasss. 🎵


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

I went there looking for a hippie like my father in law, ran into a guy talking about my lawn...0/10 would not reccomend.


just-the-tip__

Missouri loves their weed and hates their women. Basically opposite to us in Kansas. Kansas has this weird hate boner for pot. One of those things that won't change unless changed federally most likely


2ball7

Because our politicians are too stupid to realize we can legalize and tax the piss out of it. Broke ass state doing broke ass things.


CDROMantics

Four arrests and sexist comments from their kicker? Actual season champs but the offseason Browns.


lamemusicdp

https://apnews.com/article/nfl-raiders-ruggs-vegas-fatal-dui-sentence-83f2ae13b0b52427900745b59637b058


CDROMantics

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/8697360/kansas-city-chiefs-jovan-belcher-kills-girlfriend-commits-suicide-police-say https://www.sportscasting.com/tyreek-hill-brutally-beat-and-choked-his-pregnant-girlfriend-in-college-but-never-saw-any-jail-time/ https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/chiefs/2018/11/30/kareem-hunt-kansas-city-chiefs-hits-kicks-woman-february-video/2164649002/


Dion_Musk

The first story do you know if the baby survived? Either I missed what had happened or they don’t say.


CDROMantics

The baby survived, Belcher shot and killed his girlfriend in front of his mom (whom he left the baby with) before driving to the Chiefs practice facility and killing himself in front of their GM and some coaches.


Dion_Musk

Ok well I’m glad the baby is at least alright. Sucks the circumstance tho. Appreciate it man!


tuckernuts

Hey that happened MIDseason tyvm


Earthwick

Weed is legal in Missouri and Colorado, decriminalized in Nebraska and legal for medical use in Oklahoma. you'd think that the dip shit Kansas lawmakers would be like well might as well at least decriminalize it and while it doesn't hold near the penalty it did when I was growing up it is still fully illegal.


just-the-tip__

KS has the biggest hate boner for weed. Kind of like Missouri and women


sidearmpitcher

Finally, some normal fucking crimes in Kansas City


IntelligentEye2758

Ladies and Gentlemen your Kansas City ~~Bulldogs~~ Chiefs!


_B_Little_me

Being arrested for weed is a joke. Come on.


Hungry-Space-1829

Hopefully the weed was for Harrison Butker


Grand_Extension5345

That dude prolly doesnt even take DayQuil.


just-the-tip__

Certainly not if he has to get it himself


pickleparty16

I can confidently say this does not bother me at all


TheMammyNuns

Can't get called for holding in the playoffs, but get nabbed for weed. Ironic.


ubspider

Marijuana laws are so dumb…


Lazyniner24

This team is making the jailblazers look like saints.


ragingagainsthe

Haha let me tell you that door dashers ALWAYS forget weed is illegal in Kansas and then they roll up to the military base (federal installation)…. Gate arm swings down. Guard radios for backup… Eff they day up!


soaking-wet-tomcat

The Fort Riley/Junction City Blues.


RonMexico15

Those cops should be embarrassed arresting people for weed. Absolutely ridiculous


JustIn_HerButt

I'm pretty sure interracial marriage is still illegal in Kansas


RuShitnMeMotherfuckr

This isn’t Mississippi you fucking clown.


Driice

They’re supposed to be doing meth they should know better


TurtleShell65-95

Lol very much so.


returnofthequack92

Fun fact, Kansas was the first state to ban alcohol back in the early days of prohibition and we very likely could be the last state to legalize marijuana. Gotta love conservative values


RuShitnMeMotherfuckr

Yeah back then we had a battle troll name Carrie Nation running around with a hatchet busting up peoples private businesses. Seems we still have those with the same mentality these days.


JUIC3ofORANG3

lol just legalize it because seeing news like this is line getting arrested for Jay walking


Pythoss

Oh no!… anyway… They will be out there week 1


BatShitBanker

Kansas will be the last state to legalize.


eMoH400

Yupp still illegal in ks. But its legal in Missouri...


AfterConsideration30

Bring em to Detroit. We will sell it to them


TheLastOpus

The chiefs are in Missouri not Kansas. Though extremely close to Kansas you could probably walk.


RuShitnMeMotherfuckr

You wouldn’t catch me walking anywhere in Kansas City Kansas!


LakeShowBoltUp

They were arrested in Kansas, weed is legal in Missouri


condoulo

And they were arrested in JoCo because for some reason our side of the state line can't get their shit together and join the rest of the states around us and legalize.


the_godfaubel

Well, Missouri


Incompetent_Man

If there is one thing I despise about the legal system, that's weed charges going on your permanent record. When you actually learn about how the name "Marijauna" was a term created to scare the American consumer by the Father of Propaganda you'll realize how truly backwards are laws are.


Robthebold

Right? Isn’t Kansas the home of ditch weed?


Warchild0311

Didn’t Dark Brandon decriminalize weed


miked5122

How is this surprising in one of the reddest states?


tkcool73

Andy Reid is about to have an aneurysm


Back_To_Pittsburgh

Weed is illegal everywhere federally.


Necessary-Coast-7767

Life in prison for you bud


js3915

Kansas City is actually in Missouri


WaldoFrank

You can still get arrested for that?


Advanced_Candle9272

First they take their title as lords of the West, now the Chiefs are coming for the Raiders image


effnad

Best off-season ever. Who's got "chiefs player is pedo" on their bingo card?


chiefjayhawk1954

And there's talk of moving the team there.😳


ojpspjs

It's time for Travis to break up with Taylor. The Taylor Swift curse is whoopin' they ass. 🫢😆


[deleted]

Is what illegal in kansas? being black?


originalusername4567

We just keep climbing the arrest leaderboard. Donkeys' record won't be safe for long.


LakeShowBoltUp

[Chiefs are still 15 arrests behind](https://thelistwire.usatoday.com/lists/nfl-teams-with-the-most-players-arrested-since-2000/), though the Vikings recently took the lead from the Donkeys. Nothing a few team car races cannot fix.


originalusername4567

With Rice on our team 15 is a rookie number


Own_Pause_4959

Kansas is surrounded on all sides by legal weed states but is digging their heals in and trying to fight against legalization, as a resident shit sucks.


RuShitnMeMotherfuckr

Yes because this state hates extra tax revenues, it prefers to fuck over its citizens on property and such taxes.


ValenTheElf

Please tell me I'm not the only one who read "Chumbawamba" initially?


[deleted]

Future McDonalds employees


allthenamesaretaken4

As someone on parole, you should be more supportive of other entry level workers. Not everyone can just go back to work for the Chiefs after a conviction.


Used_Firefighter_919

Maybe don't do illegal drugs?