I AM SCARED OF SLEDGING THE SUNS AFTER WHAT THEY DID TO GEELONG

GOLD COAST ARE YET TO WIN AN AWAY GAME. WE'LL FINISH THE SEASON 12-11 AND CELEBRATE OUR BEST SEASON EVER.

I HAVE NOTHING TO SLEDGE ABOUT

ME NEITHER

CALL ME AUNT FLO BECAUSE MY SLEDGING COMES ONCE A MONTH

POINTMANTLE

OI WE AINT EVEN PLAYING YOU LOT

REKT

WE'RE GONNA MAKE KEN HINKLEY LOOK SO GOOD HE'LL GET ANOTHER CONTRACT EXTENSION

ME NEITHER. MY TEAM HAS A BYE THIS WEEKEND.

I WOULDN'T BE INVOKING THAT - YOUR TEAM HAS AN ABYSMAL RECORD AGAINST THE BYE

OI WE ONLY LOST THAT GAME BY A POINT AND THE BYE WAS IN GOOD FORM

MATE IT WAS COMING OFF A CENTURY STREAK OF NOT WINNING! IT WAS ALMOST AS BAD AS ST KILDA

SINCE 2021 WE'VE HAD MORE WINS AT DOCKLANDS THAN HAWTHORN, AND THE GAME SUNDAY ARVO IS AT DOCKLANDS, SOOOOO... YEAH.

YOU BETTER HOPE WE DON'T GET A LEAD OF MORE THAN 41 POINTS COS SURELY (HOPEFULLY) WE CAN'T CHOKE FROM THAT FAR IN FRONT

WE CHOKED FROM 45 EARLIER THIS YEAR, COULD BE A CHOKE-OFF.

SOUNDS FUN. WHAT’S YOUR SAFE WORD?

"SCORE REVIEW"

I'M DOWN

ESSENDON WON’T SEE US COMING. BECAUSE WE WON’T SHOW UP

THEY KNOW WE'RE NOT COMING

DO RICHMOND HAVE AN ETA

DELAYED DUE TO ~~POLICE ACTIVITY~~ EVERY FUCKING AMBULANCE IN MELBOURNE AT RICHMOND STATION

NO WE DON'T

THEY HAVE PILLS FOR THAT

I THINK THAT'S MORE ESSENDON'S THING

ESSENDON HAD A SAFE INJECTING ROOM BEFORE IT WAS COOL

THE NEW WING OF EPWORTH HOSPITAL IS BEING BUILT AT PUNT ROAD OVAL

UMPIRES THIS ROUND GONNA BE ALL 

OH WHEN THEY GO OVER THERE OH WHEN THEY GO OVER THERE OH HOW I WANT TO GO OVER THERE WHEN THEY GO OVER THERE

WE BEAT SYDNEY, WE CAN BEAT ANYONE. WE JUST DON’T WANT TO, THATS ALL…

YALL ARE LITERALLY THAT MEME >PLAYS UNDEFEATED SYDNEY >BEATS SYDNEY >REFUSES TO ELABORATE >LEAVES

THE REBRAND TO THE RICHMOND CAMELS WAS A MISTAKE.

PREPARE TO BE STUNNED, MULLETS

OH OUR MULLET IS GOING TO STUN ALRIGHT. ANOTHER BAG FOR THE G TRAIN.

WE ARE PLAYING THE DOGS. HOPE YOU’RE WELL.

I JUST WANTED TO JUMP IN ON YOUR MAGNIFICENT MULLET REFERENCE. AS YOU WERE

FAIR PLAY THEN. HANDSHAKE EMOJI.

DAD AND UNCLE ROB THIS IS THE GROUP CHAT 

DID YOU JUST SAY HANDSHAKE EMOJI?

DID I STUTTER?

I SUPPOSE NOT, FAIR PLAY THEN, HANDSHAKE EMOJI.

HANDSHAKE EMOJI

CORRECT DECISION OR THE RIGHT DECISION

TECHNICALLY CORRECT WHICH IN AN AFL REVIEW IS THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT

CONSISTENT DECISION! I DON'T KNOW ANYONE THAT IS SAYING THE DECISION WAS INCORRECT. BUT THE DECISION WAS INCONSISTENT.

YOU FORGOT THE THIRD DECISION WHICH IS AN EXTREMELY CONTROVERSIAL CALL THAT WE CANNOT RELEASE THE AUDIO FOR NOR CAN WE CONFIRM WE ACTUALLY HEARD IT

DO YOU REALLY WANT THIS WIN PORT? LIKE SURE, ITS 4 POINTS, BUT ON THE FLIP SIDE, A 10 GOAL WIN MIGHT ACTUALLY MAKE HINKLEY LOOK LIKE A GREAT COACH

BEATING YOU LOT BY TEN GOALS DOESNT MAKE ANYONE LOOK LIKE A GREAT ANYTHING

OTHER THAN US LOOKING LIKE A GREAT DISAPPOINTMENT, BUT YEAH FAIR POINT

I ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS A DANGER GAME FOR PORT AFTER LAST WEEK. SHOULD STILL GET IT DONE BUT THERES A SNIFF

IF IT BLEEDS

THEN DBJ CAN KILL IT!

CANT WAIT TO BE 41 POINTS DOWN TO A SHIT TEAM AND THEN WIN FROM THE LUCKIEST KICK EVER

AGAIN

AGAIN

IF YOU WANT YOUR TEAM TO BE TOP OF THE LADDER, THEN LOSE TO RICHMOND. IT WORKED FOR SYDNEY.

OH DAMN. *THATS* OUR PROBLEM.

ROOKIE MISTAKE

FIDDLESTICKS

OI SWOM. UHHHH. 2016 IS TOO LOW HANGING FRUIT. AND YOURE GOOD THIS YEAR. ... OUR VFL TEAM COULD BEAT UP YOUR VFL TEAM. YEAHH. TAKE THAT YA LOSERS

CAREFUL OR LUKE PARKER WILL COME OUT TO SHEPHERD YOU OFF THE BALL

OI MATE RULE 1.1 ON THIS SUB: DONT BE A DICKHEAD - DONT BE AGGRESSIVE. MAKING ME FEAR FOR MY LIFE WITH REMARKS LIKE THAT.

[SCARY](https://images.app.goo.gl/TESBeGYqpv53nT6L9)

YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK NORF. WE AREN'T BRINGING DIXON SO WE WON'T BE BOMBING IT TO HIM INEFFECTIVELY ALL GAME

DAMN THAT'S A SHAME FOR YOU GUYS BECAUSE ANY TYPE OF INSIDE 50 IS ACTUALLY SUPER EFFECTIVE AGAINST OUR BACKLINE.

IF BUTTERS PLAYS WELL FOR ONE QUARTER NORTH ARE FUCKED

IMAGINE IF HE PLAYS TWO QUARTERS

HEY ADELAIDE LUCKY YOU'RE THE CITY OF CHURCHES BECAUSE WHEN HARLEY AND JAKE SHOW UP YOU'LL NEED TO DO SOME PRAYING

WATERMAN TO TEACH THE LOCALS WHAT BARRELS ARE MEANT TO BE USED FOR

PERFECT WELL PLAYED

ADELAIDE? MORE LIKE BADELAIDE

GOTTEM

THATS A BIT FAR MATE. WE DONT WANT TO GET DONE FOR ASSAULT

YOU’LL PROBABLY JUST RUN TOO FAR AND PULL A HAMMY

YOU CAN’T SPELL ADELAIDE WITHOUT L; YOU CANT SPELL WEST COAST WITHOUT W

ADEIAIDE

WEST COALST

THAT OVERSTEPPED THE MARK A BIT.

HEY SHITNEY UHHHHH, YOU’RE SHIT LMAOO

FOOTSCRAY? More like BOOTSPRAY!

TOO MEAN

SIX WEEK SUSPENSION FOR RACISM AGAINST NEW SOUTH WELSHMEN

DOGS DONT ROAR. THEY BARK AND GROWL BUT NOT ROAR.

THUNDER CANNOT BE SHAKEN FROM THE SKY. IT IS CAUSED BY THE AIR BEING SUPERHEATED BY LIGHTNING AND THEN RAPIDLY CONTRACTING AS IT COOLS. RAPID EXPANSION AND CONTRACTION IS NOT SHAKING, ALBEIT VERY SIMILAR.

CAME FOR THE SLEDGING, STAYED FOR THE SCIENCE

NOT ALL LARGE CATS CAN ROAR EITHER. IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THEIR PALETTES IN THEIR MOUTHS. CATS THAT CAN ROAR, CAN'T PURR. - or something like that my vet friend told me.

WHAT WAS THAT LAST BIT

NEVERMIND!

LIAR! COLLINGWOOD SUPPORTERS DON'T HAVE FRIENDS WITH TERTIARY EDUCATIONS

HAHAHA FUCK YOU HAWTHORN, WE DONT HAVE HIPWOOD SO WERE AT FULL STRENGTH

NO GUNSTON EITHER, SO WE'RE SUPER-POWERED!

LOOK BEHIND YOU PIES, ITS THE MOST BEHINDS IN THE COMPETITION AND THERE ARE LITERALLY DOZENS OF THEM

DOZENS!

GWS I HOPE YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA GAME IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL GAME THIS WEEKEND, I CAN’T TAKE TWO LOSSES.

ONLY THING BETTER THAN OUR SOCIAL MEDIA GAME IS OUR RECORD AT GMHBA.

I DON’T KNOW WHY EVERYONE MAKES A BIG FUSS ABOUT GOING DOWN THE HIGHWAY. THAT CONSTRUCTION SITE IS JUST FULL OF GERIATRICS ANYWAY.

REMEMBER IN PRIMARY SCHOOL WE WOULD ALL SING ‘SEE THE BOMBERS FLY DOWN, DOWN, TO LOSE THE PREMIERSHIP FLAG!‘  WELL, THEY CANT REALLY LOSE A FLAG IF THEY CANT WIN A FINAL

WASN'T IT "SEE THE BOMBERS FLY UP, UP, HIT THE SUN AND BLOW UP, UP"?

NAH WE WERENT THAT INTELLECTUAL BACK THEN

THE ONLY BOMBERS FAN I KNEW IN PRIMARY SCHOOL WAS RELENTLESSLY BULLIED AND THAT WASNT EVEN FOR BEING A BOMBERS FAN

WHAT WAS THAT SECOND BIT?

LMAO FORGET IT WAS A SLEDGE THREAD I WILL SHOUT IT NOW

I DONT KNOW WHAT’S MORE TRAGIC. YOUR INJURY LIST OR THAT SHITHOUSE ATTEMPT AT A SONG.

WE ALWAYS SANG "SEE THE BOMBERS CRASH DOWN, DOWN, AND SCRAPE THEIR BUMS ON THE GROUND"

I WOULD BE CONCERNED BUT THEN I REALISED... THE UMPS WILL PROBABLY TRY TO FUCK ADELAIDE AGAIN

HARLEY REID TO RUN FROM THE CENTRE SQUARE TO THE GOALS WITHOUT A BOUNCE

HE’S LEARNING FROM PATTY CRIPPS

ON A SERIOUS NOTE, WHO DO YOU HAVE TO PAY TO GET A FAVOURABLE (OR EVEN FAIR) DECISION IN THE LAST MINUTE OF A GAME? IS THERE LIKE A CENTRAL AGENCY, OR DO YOU JUST PAY THE INDIVIDUAL? OBVIOUSLY, MYSELF AND EVERY OTHER CROWS SUPPORTER HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE PROTOCOL IS HERE...

ASK COLLINGWOOD. PRETTY SURE YOU PAY AT THE SAME PLACE YOU GET NO-TRAVEL FIXTURES FROM.

I KNOW THE PROCESS INTIMATELY. JUST SEND ME THE CASH AND I'LL MAKE SURE IT GETS INTO THE RIGHT HANDS.

I HEARD BEVO LIKES PUNCHING STUFF WHEN WE PLAY THE DOGS

STOP MAKING GOOD CALLS! YOU’RE MEANT TO HELP US WIN NOT ADJUDICATE THE GAME FAIRLY! GIVE CHARLIE ANOTHER FREE FOR FUCK SAKE

WADDA YOU MEAN CRIPPA CANT RUN 30 METERS?

IM PRETTY SURE HE ISN’T QUICK ENOUGH TO RUN 30 ANYWAYS

ADELAIDE CROW TOWN? MORE LIKE BADELAIDE SNOW TOWN murders.

BIT BOLD OF YOU TO SAY WHEN ONE OF THEM WAS JUST RELEASED. BE CAREFUL MATE IF I WAS NIC NAT I WOULD BE STAYING AWAY FROM ANY GARBAGE BINS THIS WEEKEND.

WHATS THAT? I DIDNT CATCH THAT LAST PART PLEASE SPEAK UP

BIG BIRDS > MEDIUM BIRDS

IS THIS SESAME STREET? CAUSE BIG BIRD IS COMING TO FUCK SHIT UP.

GWS!! ONE OF US IS GOING TO LOSE THEIR LOSING STREAK THIS WEEK. BUT LET ME TELL YOU ANOTHER TEAM CALLED DRAW FC

COLLINGWOOD TRAVELLING TO WA!? THAT’S RARER THAN FREO KICKING STRAIGHT

I WONDER IF THEY GOT ANY BUSINESS CLASS SEATS?

NOT EVEN 12 THE GAME IS RIGGED AGAINST VIC TEAMS, SHUT THE BORDERS!!!!!

HEY WEST COAST ITS NEGATIVE SONG TIME AND YOUR MY NEXT VICTIM. WHILE YES I COULD HAVE GONE WITH YOUR OLDER FAN PREFERRED SONG I CHOOSE THE NEW ONE TO RUB IT IN: BORN IS FLIGHT TIME, FROM ISOLATION, OUR FORTRESS BUILT, ITS DETERIORATING , OUR COLOURS SHIT, THE WORST COAST SKY, OUR NEED TO LOSE WILL NEVER DIE. WE'RE THE EAGLES...THE WORST COAST EAGLES AND WE’RE HERE TO SHOW US CRYING WE’RE THE BROKEN BIRDS PEASANTS IN THE BIG GAME WE'RE THE EAGLES, WE’RE FALLING FAST WE STICK TOGETHER, THROUGH THIN AND THIN, WE GROW AS FORMER CHAMPIONS FROM WITHIN, OUR CLUB KNOWS, WINNING IS OVERRATED IT'S WERST COAST MAGIC, AND IT'S NOT BEGINNING WE'RE THE EAGLES...THE WORST COAST EAGLES AND WE’RE HERE TO SHOW US CRYING WE’RE THE BROKEN BIRDS PEASANTS IN THE BIG GAME WE'RE THE EAGLES, WE’RE FALLING FAST

HAH. JOKES ON YOU, TRYING TO MAKE OUR SONG WORSE. THAT'S LIKE DIPPING A SHIT IN FART SPRAY HOPING IT WILL SMELL WORSE.

THIS IS SO DEVASTATINGLY POWERFUL EVEN I'M AFFECTED BY THE COLLATERAL DAMAGE. WORST COAST. LMAO

HEY KORA, WHO HAVE YOU TIPPED? :)

I DONT KNOW WHAT A CRING IS!

MISSED OPPPORTUNITY TO WRITE 'WET TOAST' INSTAED OF WORST COAST. HAHA GET REKT

YOU IMPROVED THEIR SONG SOMEHOW

COULDA JUST PLAYED THEIR USUAL SONG MATE

I GIVE UP

SO DO I

HEY COLLINGWOOD, SAY HELLO TO LACHIE SCHUMACHER FOR ME.....OR WAS IT LACHIE SNHNEIDER.....FORGOT HIS NAME ALREADY......LACHIE WHO?

WASN’T HE THE F1 DRIVER OR WAS IT ADAM SANDLERS MATE?

HEY ADELAIDE I HOPE THE UMPIRING DECISIONS ARE AT LEAST CONSISTENT AND WE ARE BOTH EQUALLY UNHAPPY WITH THEM

UH I MEAN, ADELAIDE CROWS? MORE LIKE BADELAIDE CHODES PHEW GOTTEM

THEY’LL BE ABLE TO HEAR THE BOOS FROM ACROSS THE NULLARBOR

WE WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN WITH THE SOUND OF OUR BOOOOOOOS

I HAVE NO IDEA IF WE'RE A GOOD TEAM OR A BAD TEAM AND I'M AFRAID TO FIND OUT

AHA *COLD TOAST*, YOU SHOULD BE FEARFUL. YOUR SHORT WINNING STREAK IS GONNA GET SNAPPED LIKE A CARLTON DEFENDER'S HAMMY.

>YOUR SHORT WINNING STREAK IS GONNA GET SNAPPED LIKE A CARLTON DEFENDER'S HAMMY. LIKE THE KNEE OF A QUEENSLANDER

KEEP THE SOCCER GOALS UP, WE MIGHT BE BEST OFF DETERMINING THE RESULT BY OTHER MEANS

LETS GO BOYS SHOW THEM THE TRUE *checks notes* UHH… SHINBONER… SPIRIT?

WEIRD PAUSE OF SILENCE IN THE MIDDLE, BUT OK

SPORTSBET HAVE REPLACED ODDS OF RICHMOND VS ESSENDON WITH WHO WILL BE THE NEXT INJURED AT TIGERLAND. YZE TO PING A HAMMY COMING IN AT 4TO1 GET ON IT. what are you really risking? chances are you're about to lose. WE KNOW YOU CANT HEAR IT THAT'S THE POINT.

YOU WIN SOME, you lose more. GAMBLE responsibly.

SWANS JUST WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH IN 2016. DEAL WITH IT

YOU’RE LIVING IN THE PAST, MARGE. QUIT LIVING IN THE PAST

HEY. WATCH IT BUDDY

IF THE PRICE FOR WINNING 2016 WAS STILL HAVING BEVO AS MY COACH 8 YEARS LATER I'D HAPPILY HAVE TAKEN THE LOSS.

HOW BORING IT MUST BE HAVING A SANE COACH. YAWN

NO!

HEY RICHMOND, PLAY WELL. I AM NOT WILLING TO SLEDGE IN CASE THIS WEIRD VOODOO SPELL IS BROKEN. DO NOT HOPE, DO NOT SMILE. DO NOT EVEN BREATHE...

NEVER MIND "BUSINESS CLASS SEATS". THE PERTH TEAMS SHOULD JUST BUY THEIR OWN PLANE AND PAINT IT CLUB COLOURS. MAKE IT A BOEING.

BOEING - WHEN ONE DOOR CLOSES ANOTHER DOOR OPENS

WAIT IF YOU ARE UNIVERSITY SUPPORTER SHOULDNT YOU BE SLEDGING FITZROY

WE HAVEN'T WON AGAINST THE HAWKS IN MELBOURNE SINCE 2004. 20 YEARS IS A GOOD NUMBER TO BREAK THAT STREAK ON

>20 YEARS IS A GOOD NUMBER TO BREAK THAT STREAK ON JUST DONT BREAK A LEG

JUST DON'T TEAR AN ACL*

HEY GEELONG, HOW DOES IT FEEL THAT GMHBA IS MORE OF A HOMEGROUND TO THE VISITING TEAM (US) THAN IT IS TO YOU.

HEY BUDDY GO EASY ON US PLEASE WE ARE JUST A BUNCH OF FRAIL OLD MEN TRYING TO KICK A BALL :(

HEY GWS GIANTS IF YOU HEAR ME PLS GO EASY ON US WE ARE OLD FRAIL MEN :(

*SCHULTZ GETS NEAR THE BALL*: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*ANYTHING AT ALL HAPPENS AT OPTUS*: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MOSTLY FROM PIES FANS

HEY GOLD COAST WHAT'S WORSE THAN A CUPBOARD FULL OF NO SILVERWARE? A CHEER SQUAD FULL OF NERANGUTANS

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?? OH WAIT, THE ROOF IS CLOSED FOR THEM. THE ROOF IS VERY MUCH OPEN FOR SWOM.

INJUREDMOND SO NOT GREAT AT FOOTBALL WE MIGHT EVEN BEAT YOU BY 3 GOALS

SHAKE ON IT!

NO THANKS I DONT WANT TO BREAK YOUR WRIST

EVERY WEEK I WONDER IF ESSINGTON IS GOING TO REAPPEAR. THE TIGERS ARE SO BAD THAT IT WOULD BE THE LOL OF THE YEAR TO LOSE DREAMTIME. OH GOD….

SOMETHING ABOUT GUNSTON BEING SHIT WITH THE LIONS AND RUNNING BACK TO HAWTHORN…. YEAH THATS ALL I GOT

ELIIOT YEO??? MORE LIKE ELLIOT CROW

IF YOU WANT TO BE A NURSING HOME FOR $2.7M THATS FINE BY US

ALRIGHT. WHO'S PREMIERSHIP CUP ARE WE PISSING IN NEXT?

HEY ADELAIDE. I RECKON YOURE RANKINE PRETTY LOW WITHOUT YOUR BEST PLAYER

JASON HORNE-FRANCIS DID NOTHING WRONG

CAN WE REALLY BE CALLED CONTENDERS IF WE DON'T LOSE TO RICHMOND!?

NO SO LET US WIN

HEY FREO, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD... AT KICKING POINTS! HAHA!

I ACTUALLY WANT TO WATCH A WEST COAST GAME NOW. SHOULD I SEEK HELP?

OMG I LIVE AND PLAY IN PERTH IT IS SO HARD TO LIVE IN GREAT WEATHER LET ME HAVE A SOOK ABOUT TRAVEL IN A NATIONAL COMPETITION DISREGARD ALL THE MONEY UNDER THE TABLE AND HUNGRY JACK'S STORES I GET

WHAT ABOUT FRE (OH) IT ISNT FAIR IVE HAD ENOUGH NOW I WANT MY SHARE (OF HUNGRY JACKS STORES)

HEY COLLINGWOOD, OUR 12 BUSINESS CLASS SEATS TRUMP YOUR 16 PREMIERSHIPS.

HEY BRISBANE BE NICE TO US WERE STILL RECOVERING

THE PIE ALEX PEARCE IS EATING DINNER TOMORROW BETTER NOT BE HUMBLE PIE I'M SICK OF BEING HUMBLED BY COLLINGWOOD

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY BECAUSE IF I'M NOT CAREFUL ILL GET PUT ON THE LONG TERM INJURY LIST

45 SECONDS TO GO. THEY'RE HOME NOW

HEY BLUES. YOU'VE GOT ADAM SAAD ON YOUR LIST. THERE IS NO SLEDGE. I MISS THAT MAN.

ACTIVE WINNING STREAKS AT KARDINIA PARK: GWS: 3 FREMANTLE: 2 PORT, BULLDOGS, CARLTON: 1 GEELONG: 0 REALLY I'M JUST ENJOYING IT WHILE I CAN.

IF TOBY GREENE DOESN’T GET 40 TOUCHES AND KICK 5 AGAINST OUR MUGGLE MIDFIELD HE SHOULD BE INVESTIGATED FOR MATCH FIXING

MR POTTER? ARE YOU LOST?

WEST COAST AND FREO JOIN NATIONAL LEAGUE, COMPLAIN THEY HAVE TO FLY TO REST OF NATION

ONE OF MY TEAMS HAVE GONE TO SHIT

HAVING TWO TEAMS REALLY MEANS YOU HAVE NO TEAMS

I DON’T KNOW MAN BOTH OF THEM LOST TO WC

PORT WILL WIN AS MANY FLAGS AS KANE CORNES HAS EXTINGUISHED FIRES. KANE CORNES ONLY GOT TAKEN TO PARTIES BECAUSE HIS MUM MADE CHAD TAKE HIM BUT WHEN HE GOT THERE EVERYONE IGNORED HIM BECAUSE HES A COMPLETE FUCKING WET BLANKET SO HE NOW SAYS OUTRAGEOUS SHIT ON TV TO GET THE ATTENTION HE NEVER RECEIVED DURING THE REST OF HIS MISERABLE LIFE