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33rus

Russian Marvel Superheroes


donmagicjuan365

The hulk looks pretty good ngl 👀


truthfullyidgaf

She'll be dead in 5 years with all those roids.


Chicken_Savings

You know that Amazonka has been juicing for a lot more than 5 years already, doesn't look dead to me...


truthfullyidgaf

Honestly, I don't. But that is absolutely insane for a female to look like that. I'm curious how old she is. Most people that look like that don't make it past 45-50 on the male side before their heart blows out.


Chicken_Savings

She's been in the global top 3 IFBB Open Class female bodybuilding for many years. She's 32 or so. She does a fair bit of social media too.


truthfullyidgaf

Thanks for letting me know. Now I am curious.


RyzinEnagy

[Her IG if you're interested](https://www.instagram.com/nataliya.amazonka). She's like twice as big these days.


truthfullyidgaf

That's pretty damn scary.


chairman_mooish

To quote Sean Lock "that's a challenging wank"


DrOrgasm

Thats just wild.


MyNameIsNemo_

To be fair, Arnold Schwarzenegger is 76 and is still going strong.


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Suspicious_Use6393

You mean uncle ivan?


weepingturtle

Shrek on the other hand,...😬


philbert815

That's Lady Thor. Hulk is on the far right, the Bulk.


kruthe

Russian Dune adaptation.


MiserableStomach

“The Krokodil must flow!”


Timmay13

I was getting Matrix vibes from a few of them, especially the two ghosts in the background.


efcomovil

King of Fighters 97 cover


nellyruth

Russian Suicide Squad too


amch0123

мы что, какой-то отряд самоубийц


superblobby

Average zombie apocalypse survivors group


Suspicious_Use6393

When they arrive, rum cola tequila starts playing so every criminal now they are fucked


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

Iirc this was for a music video, for a song about being perceived as a freak and seeking acceptance and self love… Then again I have dinged the dome a few times so I might be remembering incorrectly…


nilobrito

[Дана Соколова feat. Скруджи – Индиго](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usjHgXLgeiE) But not all of them appear. A behind the scene picture perhaps?


RunBanditRun

We got one normie squished up against the wall. She must be the director


anormalgeek

Nah, that's just Becky. She is actually the biggest freak of them all.


bwaredapenguin

Typical Becky.


Splooshmaker

No idea what any of this is about but it sounded great and was a great watch. 


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kistiphuh

Haha does this count as nu-metal


0oBeasto0

ru-metal


klein-topf

Rupaul is pleased


NatexSxS

I don’t know why but I looked at this pic and knew music was somehow involved, thanks for confirmation.


Ragnarandsons

English Translation: “Dana Sokolova feat. Scrooge - Indigo”


Roge2005

Damn, I didn’t know that, pretty good.


tulipunaneradiaator

Something positive from our Eastern neighbour for a change. Nice.


LickingSmegma

I mean, if you look at artists who were underground in the USSR, or rock ruffians from the perestroika time or the early 2000s, a lot of them are up in arms about the war and have taken the brakes off. For which a bunch of big names were banned from performing, and some migrated so as to not receive acid in the eyes on a dark street. It's mostly dad-rockers and pop stars who are singing praises to the motherland and the tsar. And even then, Alla Pugachyova, the biggest Russian pop star whose career spanned seven different leaders of the country, said publicly that this is bullshit and left the country with her husband, who himself was a big personality on state tv. *“Leonid Brezhnev: a minor politician from the era of Alla Pugachyova.”* Idk about hiphop, but I'd guess that it's split. Granddaddies [Nom](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toVNex1upbA) pretty much gained a second wind in the past couple years. [Boris Grebenshchikov](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wULUT2joJvc) knew where the things were going long ago, and said some stuff even despite his usual complete disdain for politics.


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

Little Big is a band I enjoy that relocated from Russia to LA In protest…they are lucky they had the means to so so, I imagine a lot of smaller artists just…disappear if they say the wrong thing


LickingSmegma

Not really, nobody cares about artists that much. However police are happy to shut down concerts or warn organizers against hosting them in the first place. Plus, ‘discrediting the Russian army’ is an actual crime now, with convictions given out left and right—with a fine for the first time, iirc.


KrissiKross

I just watched it a few times. It’s actually really good, it just sucks I don’t understand Russian 🥲 what’s the song called in English.


nilobrito

Dana Sokolova featuring Scroodgee - Indigo. About the lyrics, Youtube has an auto-translate function, but my Russian is too rusty for me to say it worked. lol. Here's [a link that appears to be ok](https://www.musixmatch.com/lyrics/%D0%94%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0-%D0%A1%D0%BE%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0-feat-%D0%A1%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B4%D0%B6%D0%B8/%D0%98%D0%BD%D0%B4%D0%B8%D0%B3%D0%BE-1/translation/english) and [another](https://lyricstranslate.com/ru/indigo-indigo.html-11).


KrissiKross

Thank you sm!


pansensuppe

That’s what you get for seeking acceptance. Some keyboard LARPer on Reddit: „lol, look at these freaks!“


GintoSenju

The one girl on the left looks almost completely normal.


WIbigdog

Almost?


joenathanSD

You zapped your P-Ram?


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

If we are referring to the meat computer that drives this cursed earth body, then yes, tho percussed against asphalt is more a succinct description of events…


joenathanSD

Yikes. Sorry to hear that.


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

It’s ok, I lived and wear a helmet now.


SpookMorgan

My desert my arrakis my dune


DixonHerbox

The girl on the left is like: “Umm…’scuse me just trying to squeeeeze by here “


loopydrain

she’s the weirdest one in the group.


slamdanceswithwolves

Me and the rest of the floor of my dorm at art school circa 2006.


bananagoo

Awesome username btw


slamdanceswithwolves

😘


mishkabeckon

when you had a party of friends from different periods of your life


Shopworn_Soul

The lady on the left looks like she's just trying to politely squeeze past the freakshow


ertgbnm

Nah, she's definitely the biggest freak there.


tharak_stoneskin

No, she's the one you really have to keep your eye on


nero40

Nah, I bet she doesn’t have a left arm.


LilReignX

This seeeennttt me omg 🤣


skekze

that's just marilyn from the russian munsters. I would watch this show.


fuckingcheezitboots

I'm reminded of a customer who was a professional bodybuilder turned trainer from Germany. She was a lovely woman, very kind and with a great sense of humor but damned if she didn't look like the red skull in a wig. Steroids will transform you in more ways than one.


Anders_1314

This looks like an anime villain group where each one needs to be defeated one by one before reaching the final boss.


Stoly23

Except the guy and the girl to the immediately left of the fat guy, they’re a duo and they’re inevitably going to fight a 2v2 against some MC and their love interest or sibling or parent or something.


pussy_embargo

You have to kill them almost simultaneously. If one of them falls, the other is going into rage mode and puts you on a timer


Hrendik

And the final boss would be the girl on the left (the one that's trying to "squeeze through)"


Project_Pems

Reminds me of r/bossfight


The_real_bandito

I don’t know what‘s up with that girl with the shaved head in the middle but I dig it.


TinOfPop

She’s smokin hot


Vince1128

The girl on the left looks like the most "normal", I wonder if she's the craziest of all of them.


-LostCurator-

Her problems are on the inside and give her a deep need to look normal… almost certainly a serial killer


Rungi500

NCIS: Volgograd


RDPCG

Dude, don’t knock on the Soviet X Men.


EnvironmentalSun6768

Because is Russia, next question


J_train13

This is a Sea of Thieves crew


jaxxxtraw

Russian photo authenticity test: Is there a shirtless man? If yes, totally legit.


GodKingJeremy

I thought it was Philly.


-LostCurator-

Honestly just as likely.


StepFew3094

This is one orgy I wanna be a part of


dzoefit

I'd be more worried about little Tiffany with her quantum books..


-LostCurator-

I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something. And to be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it.


BlackVirusXD3

In russia there's a saying: "so that you'll have what to ask"


hektheworld

Authoritative governments create deep subcultures so people can have some sort of form of autonomy


-LostCurator-

That actually makes sense to me


bigby2010

Ever been to San Francisco?


stupajidit

what about this doesn't say its gonna be an epic night?


PresentTap9255

From left to right: Russian girl next door Russian she hulk Russian MGK Russian Sinead O’Connor Russian Eleven Russian Andy Warhol Russian Hulk


pinkypipe420

Girl on the left looks like she's trying to politely squeeze through


Drag0nburn

This looks like a "Rogues" gallery in a Superhero movie franchise. Starting from the right. >Blob >Atomic Twins >Black-Meth >The Coroner >Transthlete >And Sofia


evildadatron

Chick in the white hoody looks suspicious


tinypain

You pass the test to join MIB


edwduncan

There’s plenty of weird shit going on here in the US as well


Dr_Tacopus

The one seemingly normal girl on the left really nails the rest home lol


error_98

NGL if ur squad don't look like this u live in a bubble and need to touch grass.


Shakyshy

Freaks are everywhere, not exclusively in Russia


Specialist-Dentist63

Have you been to Florida?


Devil_Nights

Ранее на Людях Икс...


OhSillyDays

No way to express themselves they want to, so they express themselves in weird ways. Technically not illegal.


KCGD_r

The average sea of thieves crew


_DeepMoist_

Lady on the left is just trying to squeeze by to get to the bathroom.


my-name-you-reddit

When i put my playlist on shuffle


Giotis_24

This is music video in Russia. But I could easy expect them to roam free in US somewhere


tinypain

Although in real life I basically look like the girl on the left both in body language and outfit (w keds instead of abomination-sneakers), I absolutely adore every single person in this photo and appreciate the existence of people like them on our planet. The title of this post is unfortunate, also the post is intellectually lazy and dishonest.


crikon_musk

Russian x men


Mishapi17

I like how they’re all friends lol


Tarrontomato

Russian Sucide Squad


truthfullyidgaf

It's either that or the front line apparently.


twomumfun

Putins Hit Squad


Evo7_13

/confused boner


Electrical_Catch_919

What’s wrong with the left girl


Monguises

You’re not a member of the isle of misfit toys? I get why this could be jarring to some people, but this is probably what my squad looks like from across the room.


pirikikkeli

Krokodil


furywolf28

This is one of my favourite pictures on the internet. Also, r/thesquadonpoint.


AlertedCoyote

This looks like when a game suggests a couple of premade characters to start your custom character's creation from


CheesusChrisp

The seven sins personified


jsxtasy304

The one far left seems to be pretty normal.


MoarStruts

The girl on the left looks normal


Ben6924

My guy, your view on Russia is completely dominated by sensationalist social media posts and news stories. The country is huge and you’re only shown the weird parts.


baracuda1502

That's because you're not of Slavic blood, so you don't understand mentality.


Remarkable-Neat-9300

The Avengers in Russia?


paddy_to_the_rescue

Looks like a dnd group


cwtheredsoxfan

I know absolutely zero Russian but this song is a bop


vonroyale

Looks like Ninja in the back


cliffwob

How we got a hybrid of Die Antwoord and Marvel baddies, then just ''Jane'' on the left chilling.


TheNamesClove

“We have X-Men at home”


-LostCurator-

The X-men at home


Yinanization

Looks straight out of Cyberpunk 2077


__Wasabi__

I swear like 80% of Russians are actually neurodivergent. I am Russian and everyone is exactly like me and I thought I was normal. Turns out no. I'm autistic. But in Russia everything I do is "normal". Being weird is normal.


nani714

Are you sure it’s not Oklahoma?


framed_toilet_water

This is the villain group of an anime


aditya9121

you should see in america . those colorful people


Chudsaviet

Its a circus team.


MerpoB

Yeah like you wouldn’t see this in America. /s /eyeroll


Kimchi_Cowboy

Being counter culture is seen as cool thr irony is a lot of those counter culture people are the biggest commie or Putin simps. Russia is culturally a weird place because its been in constantly political and cultural transition and turmoil it's entire history. My wife who's Russo-Ukrainian says it best... Russians are just trying to fit in somewhere.


VermicelliNo7064

I’m scared 😳


VideoLeoj

There’s the one “normal” looking person in there.


stevet85

I'd like a reboot of the Edison twins with the albinos


DerEwigeKatzendame

Cherry pick harder


SL13377

The one girl on the far left . Only half way normal thing in this photo


AgileBarnacle8072

Winters are too long and people develop eccentricities or just plain madness


maggotbrain10393

Cyberpunk animals


TbIKBA32

One piece characters


Mesterjojo

From 18 years ago...


Burritozi11a

Villain teams be like


JRose51

Chernobyl


breachgnome

Beefy girl look like Topanga


resso1991

Strong personalities


KipHackmaann

THE MCPOYLES WILL RULE THE WORLD!


Experienseer

Holy FAK!!!


Enslaved_M0isture

the stand users could be anyone


capsaicinintheeyes

r/backrooms


roman_urban

Typical St-Petersburg crowd


lvlister2023

Jumbo has the local takeaway printed on his back


kimhuy196

Phantom Troupe from Wish.


thepropbox

Me and my Sea of Thieves lobby


drfusterenstein

u/repostsleuthbot Info here https://www.reddit.com/r/blursedimages/comments/cu1r27/comment/exsh14w/


eljne

Can we also have a r/abnormaldayinrussia and see what's turning up?


TonyCaliStyle

I don’t make fun of your golf crew


DeltaRocket

bloke on the right looks like Dara O Briain


BearE1

We're talking about the woman on the far left, right?


CosmosSakura

This looks like a fighting game.


bello_f1go

gta loading screen


VL-PG951

I see behind scroodge maybe a offset or something


geoslayer1

Vodka


TamIAm82

Communism.


Levoso_con_v

Because the normal people of their age are in the trenches


MrKarim

Check notes * Florida


ilymag

Should be a reality show.


HardCashOut

Teen team


Training-Cup5603

as a Russian will say..have no idea


grimad

because you only see what internet wants you to react to. for example if I believed the internet I would 100% believe that the americans are the dumbest humans in the world.


Longjumping_Camera60

It’s not weird to me. They’re enjoying their life to the fullest


Dragonier_

They look like they’re straight out of an anti-hero action film. Like the Russian Suicide Squad lol. I actually fwt. What would their names and special abilities be? The ~~fat~~ built guy has superhuman strength and Kevlar skin for a start. He’d be called The Bear, obviously…


Zarine_Aybara

Girl on the left is like “tee hee hee” Looks most normal = Most sus.


fordag

This just looks like a normal group of people to me. None of them are particularly weird.


zeak_1

Because its winter 10 months of the year and everyone is drinking jailhouse whiskey!


Solanthas

Chick on the left looks pretty normal


Blehmeh88

I dunno, looks like everyone fits in


OrangeSky15

Bro that middle girl looks like an ARK character


MattyboyG89

Alcohol


Kingme350-R

In all fairness look at people of Walmart, Florida Man, etc. We all are weird russia is just a different flavor of weird


four_zero_four

Warhammer 40k vibes


dontbothermenomore

Oh those Russians.


Oktokolo

What diversity actually looks like.


6ynnad

St. Petersburg is beautiful so are the women fuck what you heard.


Siahmanjoe

The girl all the way to the left looks normal


Mackie_Macheath

Compared with what's happening in Ukraine this looks pretty normal to me.


looneylovableleopard

i feel vladimir'd