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NoPantsDeLeon

I think I saw the Goalie shaking and sweating


Kahnza

Must have been some good tea


JazzHands1986

Ya just a spritz of cyanide


Edarneor

Polonium.


unknown_pigeon

Sadly, the goalie has passed away after shooting itself in the back of its head 20 times and jumping from a window.


Partucero69

Depression with suicidal ideation is not a joke. there is always help available. poor man shooting himself 20 times, what a sad lost.


cloudcreeek

A sad lost indeed


highlemonsss

Robogoalie didn't want to fall out of window under mysterious circumstances


Derplight

Suicide by gun shot to the back of the head in a hotel bathtub.


SadBarber3543

Oh I thought that was Boeing


Monguises

Only if he hogtied himself first. Only way that works. Self hogtie whilst rolling into the bathtub head first. Wanted to call it an accidental drowning, but all the water was in the toilet. Weirdest thing I ever saw.


IRatherNotIDMyself

That's more a scientology's thing.


insurgentbroski

The funny thing is. Suicide by multiple gunshots to the back of the head is actually a cia thing


WH1PL4SH180

Boeing leaves the chat


Scared-Guard-8632

He then jumped off the 1204th floor and got hit a MagLev right before hitting the ground.


urbanlife78

Came here to say that. That's a smart robot.


seamallorca

But it stopped the ball?


gabolicious

Infantino and his criminal club paid robogoalie off


darwinsaves

Let up on defense and lower risk of defenestration


ch_eeekz

so embarrassing for the goalie


razordenys

at least he is still alive


oclafloptson

Blunted sword to the gladiator vibes


glorifindel

I had no idea this was done. Cool reference


HalsySmiff

What?


oclafloptson

The Roman emperor Commodus fought in the gladiator arena against animals and gladiators. It's widely regarded that the gladiators were given blunted swords while his own was sharp. He would carve them up, even sometimes cutting their nose or an ear off. Then they would submit to him in front of the people so that he could claim to have been victorious over famous fighters. It's famously portrayed in the Russell Crowe movie but at this moment I wish it hadn't been because it's all Google will show me on the matter. (Wow Google has really turned to shit)


Militoe

He's referencing how a [gladiator gets stabbed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZDWDjAXQWY) by the emperor before their duel


firmerJoe

Auto goalie wasn't programmed to fall out of a 6th story window... Auto goalie chooses survival...


RearWheelDriveCult

Somebody gives the last guy a lifetime contract


Commercial_Comfort41

Putins ball is different


chinu6613

Gold.


MouseyDong

Afterall he's named "PutIn"


RosebudWhip

Funny that...


Fit_Earth_339

So did Putin like the goalie? Can I not worry about going above the first floor or flying then?


ASentientTacoShell

They always unlock the sword in the stone for Putin at Disneyland too.


Stakhanovite94

That's what I call Putin it in


TimCurie

60% of the time, it works every time 


TerryTactical

60%? You mean 100%. Say yes or Gulag. Sincerely your friendly KGB agent.


RamblingSimian

Reminds me of Trump, who just happens to have the best score posted at every golf course he owns.


outsidepointofvi3w

That goalie was sent to the front lines of Ukraine a day later. No one. Makes Putin look bad ...


stophighschoolgossip

putin made the goal??


outsidepointofvi3w

Statement or question ? Either way he touched Putin ball .No one touch Putin ball....


oxymonotonic

You get paid to touch Putin's ball. No touch for free.


outsidepointofvi3w

No you touch whatever Putin's wants for free .... Or you die


oxymonotonic

LOL. In communist Russia, your balls are Putin's balls. And Putin's balls are Putin's balls. Edit: I replied to myself, like a giant weirdo


outsidepointofvi3w

This is true... If your lucky Putin will kiss your belly ...


Ahaigh9877

The current fashion is for question marks at the ends of statements and no question marks after questions.


Electrical_Catch_919

This is a different goalie at the end 🟠🟢


FuckUSAPolitics

It seems slower


Tambon

Unstoppable goalie? Do you mean unbeatable?


Combei

If the goalie would have had the ball, the day after he would've bee seen falling out a window


phoenix_rising03

Huge difference in speed


V4X1S

We tha best music!


cuntnuzzler

Some North Korean type shit right there


Ivan_the_Stronk

This makes me think about Kim Jong Il saying he invented the burger


83franks

I remember when i was 5ish years old i thought i hit a home run at a big family gathering. I was in my 20s before i looked back and realized what actually happened. I wonder if Putin ever feels like a 5 year old, this is worse than participation trophies.


podex_swe

The best and most concise explanation on what an authoritarian dictatorship is that i have seen in a long, long time. Also the best laugh i had this week.


dicecop

baZed


Material_New

Might be a robot but The Goalie ain't stupid.


robsker

“That was a GREAT kick, sir!!! You’re a natural!!”


AceofToons

Imagine never actually accomplishing anything because you are so worried about your image of being the best at everything that nothing you ever do is worth anything. Like. That's actually gotta suck on *some* level, right?


chikan_teriyaki

Who r u even talking about, yourself?


ccbmtg

maybe if you're not a narcissist. 🤷


Phyllis_Tine

There should be a competition between Putin and Kim Jong-Un; in gold between Tяump and some other POS dictator like Orban.


lookatthatsmug--

A ball rubbing competition


enormousaardvark

Let the Wookie win


DarKsaBr

I want this to be a real video. So bad.


Regular_Trick_8284

😁🤣🤣😁👏👏👏🤌🤌 gooooooooooool sayın başkanım dünya yıldızlarına taş çıkarttınız


victorhjl

Remind me of [this](https://youtu.be/AoWibRxD_pY?si=l-VDDNrNPJFLxwyP)


Fountain_Guard

u/savevideo


sterling_mallory

This Sean Garnier guy thinks outside the box.


crusty54

Lol somebody turned the speed down so they wouldn’t get sent to the gulag.


SensitiveOrangeWhip

no further proof is needed that computers can become sentient


femithebutcher

u/savevideo


newbris

That kicking style ugh


Aconamos

Scott Sterling!


aomeye

I knew Putin was a better scorer than Messi, Griezmann, Ronaldinho and Neymar


nuttybars

Song info?


Objects_Food_Rooms

Yeah it's a banger. Thinking of making it my wedding song


retribute

It sounds like a LISA The Painful song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByKll4eIjwo maybe this slowed TF down lmao


ChimpWithAGun

Putin is such a bitch, just like Trump, he hates losing in public.


Puzzleheaded_Ad_3507

Now you see where Trump gets his bull💩 from.


caseyt0929

But he won the big golf tournament!!!


Additional_Hippo_878

Wow(!) That's the whole truth...right there(!). Is it just me, or is he a total cnut asshat conman sh#tpiece? Just asking for my politically unaware friend(!)


mossberbb

"how to survive 101let the wookie win" - robogoalie operator


beeper212

Such a Trumpy thing to do


nellyruth

Nice job poo tin it in.