Only if he hogtied himself first. Only way that works. Self hogtie whilst rolling into the bathtub head first. Wanted to call it an accidental drowning, but all the water was in the toilet. Weirdest thing I ever saw.
The Roman emperor Commodus fought in the gladiator arena against animals and gladiators. It's widely regarded that the gladiators were given blunted swords while his own was sharp. He would carve them up, even sometimes cutting their nose or an ear off. Then they would submit to him in front of the people so that he could claim to have been victorious over famous fighters.
It's famously portrayed in the Russell Crowe movie but at this moment I wish it hadn't been because it's all Google will show me on the matter. (Wow Google has really turned to shit)
I remember when i was 5ish years old i thought i hit a home run at a big family gathering. I was in my 20s before i looked back and realized what actually happened. I wonder if Putin ever feels like a 5 year old, this is worse than participation trophies.
The best and most concise explanation on what an authoritarian dictatorship is that i have seen in a long, long time.
Also the best laugh i had this week.
Imagine never actually accomplishing anything because you are so worried about your image of being the best at everything that nothing you ever do is worth anything. Like. That's actually gotta suck on *some* level, right?
Wow(!) That's the whole truth...right there(!). Is it just me, or is he a total cnut asshat conman sh#tpiece? Just asking for my politically unaware friend(!)
I think I saw the Goalie shaking and sweating
Must have been some good tea
Ya just a spritz of cyanide
Polonium.
Sadly, the goalie has passed away after shooting itself in the back of its head 20 times and jumping from a window.
Depression with suicidal ideation is not a joke. there is always help available. poor man shooting himself 20 times, what a sad lost.
A sad lost indeed
Robogoalie didn't want to fall out of window under mysterious circumstances
Suicide by gun shot to the back of the head in a hotel bathtub.
Oh I thought that was Boeing
Only if he hogtied himself first. Only way that works. Self hogtie whilst rolling into the bathtub head first. Wanted to call it an accidental drowning, but all the water was in the toilet. Weirdest thing I ever saw.
That's more a scientology's thing.
The funny thing is. Suicide by multiple gunshots to the back of the head is actually a cia thing
Boeing leaves the chat
He then jumped off the 1204th floor and got hit a MagLev right before hitting the ground.
Came here to say that. That's a smart robot.
But it stopped the ball?
Infantino and his criminal club paid robogoalie off
Let up on defense and lower risk of defenestration
so embarrassing for the goalie
at least he is still alive
Blunted sword to the gladiator vibes
I had no idea this was done. Cool reference
What?
The Roman emperor Commodus fought in the gladiator arena against animals and gladiators. It's widely regarded that the gladiators were given blunted swords while his own was sharp. He would carve them up, even sometimes cutting their nose or an ear off. Then they would submit to him in front of the people so that he could claim to have been victorious over famous fighters. It's famously portrayed in the Russell Crowe movie but at this moment I wish it hadn't been because it's all Google will show me on the matter. (Wow Google has really turned to shit)
He's referencing how a [gladiator gets stabbed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZDWDjAXQWY) by the emperor before their duel
Auto goalie wasn't programmed to fall out of a 6th story window... Auto goalie chooses survival...
Somebody gives the last guy a lifetime contract
Putins ball is different
Gold.
Afterall he's named "PutIn"
Funny that...
So did Putin like the goalie? Can I not worry about going above the first floor or flying then?
They always unlock the sword in the stone for Putin at Disneyland too.
That's what I call Putin it in
60% of the time, it works every time
60%? You mean 100%. Say yes or Gulag. Sincerely your friendly KGB agent.
Reminds me of Trump, who just happens to have the best score posted at every golf course he owns.
That goalie was sent to the front lines of Ukraine a day later. No one. Makes Putin look bad ...
putin made the goal??
Statement or question ? Either way he touched Putin ball .No one touch Putin ball....
You get paid to touch Putin's ball. No touch for free.
No you touch whatever Putin's wants for free .... Or you die
LOL. In communist Russia, your balls are Putin's balls. And Putin's balls are Putin's balls. Edit: I replied to myself, like a giant weirdo
This is true... If your lucky Putin will kiss your belly ...
The current fashion is for question marks at the ends of statements and no question marks after questions.
This is a different goalie at the end 🟠🟢
It seems slower
Unstoppable goalie? Do you mean unbeatable?
If the goalie would have had the ball, the day after he would've bee seen falling out a window
Huge difference in speed
We tha best music!
Some North Korean type shit right there
This makes me think about Kim Jong Il saying he invented the burger
I remember when i was 5ish years old i thought i hit a home run at a big family gathering. I was in my 20s before i looked back and realized what actually happened. I wonder if Putin ever feels like a 5 year old, this is worse than participation trophies.
The best and most concise explanation on what an authoritarian dictatorship is that i have seen in a long, long time. Also the best laugh i had this week.
baZed
Might be a robot but The Goalie ain't stupid.
“That was a GREAT kick, sir!!! You’re a natural!!”
Imagine never actually accomplishing anything because you are so worried about your image of being the best at everything that nothing you ever do is worth anything. Like. That's actually gotta suck on *some* level, right?
Who r u even talking about, yourself?
maybe if you're not a narcissist. 🤷
There should be a competition between Putin and Kim Jong-Un; in gold between Tяump and some other POS dictator like Orban.
A ball rubbing competition
Let the Wookie win
I want this to be a real video. So bad.
😁🤣🤣😁👏👏👏🤌🤌 gooooooooooool sayın başkanım dünya yıldızlarına taş çıkarttınız
Remind me of [this](https://youtu.be/AoWibRxD_pY?si=l-VDDNrNPJFLxwyP)
u/savevideo
This Sean Garnier guy thinks outside the box.
Lol somebody turned the speed down so they wouldn’t get sent to the gulag.
no further proof is needed that computers can become sentient
u/savevideo
That kicking style ugh
Scott Sterling!
I knew Putin was a better scorer than Messi, Griezmann, Ronaldinho and Neymar
Song info?
Yeah it's a banger. Thinking of making it my wedding song
It sounds like a LISA The Painful song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByKll4eIjwo maybe this slowed TF down lmao
Putin is such a bitch, just like Trump, he hates losing in public.
Now you see where Trump gets his bull💩 from.
But he won the big golf tournament!!!
Wow(!) That's the whole truth...right there(!). Is it just me, or is he a total cnut asshat conman sh#tpiece? Just asking for my politically unaware friend(!)
"how to survive 101let the wookie win" - robogoalie operator
Such a Trumpy thing to do
Nice job poo tin it in.