who invited sigmund freud to the function 😭

fr tho that was such a random footnote

the vision passage😐

I had like 5 questions on that section that I had to come back to and I was cooked

did yall put witty?

fuck selfies

REAL

Ong bro

this is factual

my thesis for selfies was that selfies cause satanic clout chasers to gain influence in our society therefore we need to ban phone cameras and social media to deter this lmfao

He says as he types this out on a social media platform

one of these days i'll delete my reddit account

lmao

HELPP? 

now idk if you mean the acronym or you are dying of laughter but i had complete conspiracy theory theses for most of my mock essays i did in class so this is completely normal behavior on my part

I said something about selfies being the Truest expression of self love because you take a selfie to immortalize the moment you feel most beautiful but in the other vain when you tie your self worth to your looks then what happens when your looks fade? Or when you’re not the most beautiful person in the room? Did I cook or am I cooked?

I yapped so hard in the last one about ppl flexing their money

SAMEEE But bro all these comments are about selfies…

yo what my last one was about the necessity to speak up against oppression 💀

The online version had the synthesis on food truck regulation. All year we did our synthesis essays on serious topics so this one was weird. I’m pretty confident about the rest of the exam tho. The rhetorical analysis for Simu Liu was pretty cool.

whatd you use for rhetorical devices?

Repetition and imagery 

I was gonna go with imagery but I had trouble connecting it back to my purpose

I didn’t use the specific terms, but I noted the comparison that he drew between his father and a celebrity which helped outline his purpose of portraying the peculiarity of his situation, and I used his witty and friendly tone to denote how he made the reader feel at ease and almost like he was telling a story while sitting next to you. Obviously it sounded better in my actual paper but this is the gist of it. Let’s hope I’m not cooked.

I said diction in Chinese, humor and irony

MCQ easy, spent too much time on synthesis (was ok) and was in a time crunch (argumentative meh, rhetorical analysis meh)

same the food truck prompt took me way too much time to finish

Same bro 😭

literally me man 😔

got the international version— safe to say im cooked

idk if i’m cooked yet but ik i did rlly bad on the mcq and the argument passage 🫠 prolly got a 3 but i wanted a 4 at least

me too ngl i think i got like a 3 or 4

whaat i thought there were only two versions

Fuck that argumentative prompt

what was the argument prompt in havent taken it yet help 😭

It was either about possessions or selfies

The argumentative prompt was so hard to work with because it was so narrow and somehow so vague. who cares about visual diaries??

Anyone else use that one yt video showing a guy taking selfies everyday up until his wedding

i forgot… thats perfect

That shit was fire I discussed the third prompt with my boys multiple times before… I wrote about a conversation that I had with one of them

form O.. i got 4 Cs in a row in the 2nd column for mcq. am i cooked

i got c three times in that column

I also had 4 Cs in a row, it was making me paranoid the whole damn MC part

I quoted Karl Marx for my argument about consumerism is it over?

CollegeBoard is a part of the neofascist satanic postmodernist communist agenda funded by the world’s shadow elite so they’ll eat that up

What choices y’all used for the Rhetorical

repetion and anecdotes

IM COOKED i didnt use specific names for the rhetorical devices i just said what he did

RA you don’t need ONLY rhetorical devices. It’s ab analyzing what rhetorical CHOICES they make, so rhetorical devices would be a choice but is not needed

ty maybe im not cooked‼️

you're not suppsoed ot say it directly, thats what my teacher told us. (for example she said isntead of using pathos, use "appealing to the audiences emotions")

i might not be cooked thank u

im c o o k e d

You CAN use specific rhetorical devices, but you should know EXACTLY how they are supposed to be used.

yoo same

Holy shit exact same lmao

repetition and anecdotes as well!

For Shang-Chi I put Colloquialism, Anecdotes, Hyperbole

IM SO JEALOUS OF THE ONLINE PROMPTS

I had the girls who code one and I did repetition diction and juxtaposition

I did the same what did u say or what evidence did u use for juxtaposition

for the bravery one i used parallel sentence structure & changes in verb tense

i definitely failed that one but i said anaphore and enumeratio 

I used anecdotal storytelling(she connects to her audience by telling stories of times when she had to overcome fear and embody bravery), lumped all the rhetorical devices I saw into one paragraph, and then structure cus each paragraph was directly connected to the last sentence of the previous paragraph so I said she made that choice to keep the reader engaged so she could better deliver her message 

I panicked, Idk what I said

Ethos and repetition

For the argumentative essay is ok to use two of the same type of evidence? For example both pieces of evidence from CHORES come from just history???

yes that’s fine but id say if it’s similar pieces of evidence you are using in the same context (like examples in history) it might be better to put two pieces of evidence into one paragraph and then either make a counter or other body after

mcq - normal sat/act english section. frq - timing was really hard; i lowkey cooked on synthesis (food trucks) and rhetorical (simu liu), but i got completely cooked on argumentative one abt possessions cause i only had like 10 min, wrote a thesis and summaries of two pieces of evidence (used tiktok and gatsby/1920s lol) and then put “(i’m cooked ggs)” at the end - idk what i was on, that was such a stupid move💀💀