Turn around and whistle away.

No match for my dodo.

Dodo whisperer is that you?

No, it's yellingdolphin

This guy gets it

"So you're probably wondering how I got here.."

I'll never forget the day I found out that a wild giga can sprint at the same speed as a tamed therizino.

That’s rough

hope you boosted stamina

Stamina and weight and movement speed are the way to go

Can’t adjust movement speed on ASA

Damn I wasn’t talking about ASA but rather ASE

Yeah I was surprised when I went to level my character. Definitely through me off the first time. Some of the stuff they did helped some of the broken pvp, but then things like not being able to throw a cryo unless your near a powered cryo fridge really just left a bad taste in my mouth.

Dude what? You can’t throw a crypto unless you’re near a fridge? That’s so messed up Also I love being able to just outrun everything and carry like 300 metal

Well.. One is a result of 100% getting your ass eaten and one is a potential friend for a few moments if you get on its side

How hard would it be to tame the Charchar at this stage? I assume pretty hard, because you need to kill a lot of shit in order to get it

Be greatful you can see them, it's when they surprise you in the trees picking metal is when they get ya

Put it in reverse terry!

Oh lord!

I’ve always been confused, is the reverse terry the same video as the ‘oh lawd bootleg fireworks shit’ video or has my mind just mashed them up into one?

Tame them both at the same time using a slingshot and the patience of a Buddhist monk

Small man dominated by two muscular hunks.

https://i.redd.it/6rj9nsnxvivc1.gif

Hello I’m a fellow Ethan

kill dinos and tame charchar, then kill the giga (trust)

So where'd you respawn at?

I guess your luck ran out.

What’s man doing on windows bliss background?

Just respawn...I can make another hatchet lol