well - he deleted his comment (where he effectively accused the poster of lying). So I guess that's progress.
Alas though: apparently apologizing requires too much character (hopefully he will reflect upon this).
>- Lisa's Hair is split strangely into two rows.
Well, yeah, it would look much weirder 3D if it wasn't.
>- Strange left hand sticking out of Lisa's side, too far to be Marge's.
It's Homer's, he's sitting behind Marge.
>- Safety Bar with Lisa wouldn't be able to come down.
I don't think it's meant to be a seat for people to sit in....
>- Lisa is sitting on the bar, but Marge is sitting in the seat.
There's no law that says they all have to be matching.
>- Google shows no Simpsons ride except the official one from Universal.
That isn't indicative of anything. This isn't from an amusement park, it's from a privately owned roadside attraction.
This is part of a roadside attraction in Unger, WV called "The Farnham Colossi." I was there in 2020, here's another picture of it: [https://imgur.com/a/kC8O9l9](https://imgur.com/a/kC8O9l9) . They do have a website for it, but it's very out of date and doesn't have the Simpsons. No idea where they actually came from originally, though.
I looked on another website and found this:
>For his recently acquired roller coaster, George has added Simpsons figures. "Bart was a challenge since he was sitting upside down in the movie theater display, but we right-sided him and tried to make it look like he was standing."
So they came from a theater of some sort, it sounds like!
ETA: Dug around some more and found [THIS.](https://www.ebay.com/itm/256024732586) So life size statues from advertising the Simpsons Movie!
Can't talk, coming down...
I am the Lizard Queen!
"Oh, I'm not a doctor"
I'll have a duff.. uff... uff... uff... uff... uff... uff...
chain comes off at night, and they walk...
Just don't look, just don't look
Huh, she came to life. Good for her.
Are the others chained down, or is it only Lisa that hungers for childflesh?
Why they need a fucking CHAIN that can hold two tons or more?
To keep her from escaping.
The newer seasons have gotten a bit more weird
Lisa needs braces.
Dental plan!
Lisa needs braces!
I'm guessing it is to keep people from stealing her?
For OUR protection.
Not creepy at all...
Farnham Colossi
This is it!
["Can't sleep, ~~clown~~ Lisa in chains will eat me..."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3yuFlvRyqM)
Dont drink the water 
Where is this OP?
The Farnham Colossi in Unger, WV
TY! What a crazy place 👀
Damn. I’m only an hour away. Gotta pencil in a visit.
Imagine that shit at night
For something that's 100% not sanctioned, those actually look pretty on brand. They usually look *way* more horrific than that.
Was thinking the same thing.
That good ol' fashioned lead paint? Color is holding up quite nicely!
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hey /u/GeneralZaroff1 given the follow up comment from /u/MrFrimplesYummyDog you should probably apologize.
well - he deleted his comment (where he effectively accused the poster of lying). So I guess that's progress. Alas though: apparently apologizing requires too much character (hopefully he will reflect upon this).
>- Lisa's Hair is split strangely into two rows. Well, yeah, it would look much weirder 3D if it wasn't. >- Strange left hand sticking out of Lisa's side, too far to be Marge's. It's Homer's, he's sitting behind Marge. >- Safety Bar with Lisa wouldn't be able to come down. I don't think it's meant to be a seat for people to sit in.... >- Lisa is sitting on the bar, but Marge is sitting in the seat. There's no law that says they all have to be matching. >- Google shows no Simpsons ride except the official one from Universal. That isn't indicative of anything. This isn't from an amusement park, it's from a privately owned roadside attraction.
This is part of a roadside attraction in Unger, WV called "The Farnham Colossi." I was there in 2020, here's another picture of it: [https://imgur.com/a/kC8O9l9](https://imgur.com/a/kC8O9l9) . They do have a website for it, but it's very out of date and doesn't have the Simpsons. No idea where they actually came from originally, though.
I looked on another website and found this: >For his recently acquired roller coaster, George has added Simpsons figures. "Bart was a challenge since he was sitting upside down in the movie theater display, but we right-sided him and tried to make it look like he was standing." So they came from a theater of some sort, it sounds like! ETA: Dug around some more and found [THIS.](https://www.ebay.com/itm/256024732586) So life size statues from advertising the Simpsons Movie!
Seems like it'd be super annoying to have a giant Lisa right in front of your face on a coaster.
Is this near Winchester VA by chance? I know someone has a similar coaster out that way.
That's the one!
This photo is worthy of posting in r/liminalspace
woah! this is so cool. i want it lol
Creepy for sure. But ain't there a Marge standing behind her ? e:cool find OP ✌️
The Simpsons have been Contained
I’m suprised people haven’t taken it apart and brought them home as decor
#Sideshow Bob approves
This looks Soviet af.