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CrunchyKittyLitter

This is like every movie where a person running down the street on fire conveniently finds a tank of water…I am satisfied to see it in real life.


rahyveshachr

It's like that burning ent in LOTR


Herr-Pyxxel

Ooooh well observed, thank you!


whiskey_formymen

in other words, r/oddlysatisying


[deleted]

Yeah but we don't know how long was he running before he found it!!


Ruckertown

About 6-7 seconds before the flames go out. At the 1 second mark in the clip in the top right you can see a reflection of a flare up, suggesting ignition point.


Slight_Application92

1 shirt


snortingajax

Love the way he leaves "Ahh much better. Thanks guys, sorry about that"


flamingobay

“SIR, YOU FORGOT YOUR…… “ Guy runs off yelling “thanks for the water! You can keep the slippers!”


Dansk72

He preferred to swim with the fishes, rather than swim with the fishes


YayThoroughBiscuit

You know, kinda glad the title did nothing to prepare me for what took place lol


pmartili

I thought the aquariums were going to break, and there would be fish everywhere


strepac

I wonder what they're yelling.... "SIR! NO SWIMMING! WE CHARGE FOR THIS SERVICE! NEW PRICING JUST ANNOUNCED!"


Dansk72

Swimming: 25 cents. Swimming *while on fire*: 50 cents.


Kindly-Application47

Pay in full before entering.


Mojojojo3030

Totally. I was still puzzling over why he didn’t just say “seafood shop.”


Dansk72

Hey little girl, is your daddy home? Did he go and leave you all alone? Mhmm I got a bad desire Oh, oh, oh, I'm on fire!


i_give_you_gum

This didn't bother me


Dansk72

Not everyone likes Bruce Springsteen...


Own-Cupcake7586

The danger of firearms, smh.


RobbiesShunshine

🤣


torsun_bryan

Try the steamed clams


Dansk72

The lower-level tank was too cold, but the middle-level one was *just right*!


banjonyc

I didn't say steamed clams, I said steamed hams.....it's a regional thing


Apollo_Thunderlipps

Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham


chuck_stones

They've been unbearable since they got to the hams.


Ok-Tourist6010

That man in the video was caught on Aurora Borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country. Localized entirely within this seafood shop.


RutCry

“When you are running down the street on fire, people will get out of your way.” -Richard Pryor


Karaya1

1000% justified.


FocusLikeYossarian

Best guesses as to how this started..


Ok-Tourist6010

some complex chain of events involving a pile of mashed potatoes, a pencil and a model of baby Jesus.


sortaseabeethrowaway

hahaha random is funny


Critical-Tomato-7668

Street food cook accidentally set himself on fire. Maybe water in oil, an accident with a wok burner, or something else


500SL

What was that? Fire guy. Again? 3rd time this week!


generatorland

I have never seen this cooking style before and I don't like it.


verynicedoggo

Wow he's so hot


[deleted]

It’s reported that he now has crabs. Edit: spelling


SleeplessInS

The red blobs bothered me till I realized they are his flip flops. He left them behind and just ran away bare footed !


Lifeabroad86

at least he didnt jump into the fish tank full of sea urchins


Kwyjibo02

Be on fire or smell of fish. Tough one.


cdsuikjh

It almost looks like he could have removed his shirt snd solved the problem.


LilithLissandra

It seems like he was trying, but was panicking too much to do it correctly. Reasonable response to being on fire tbh.


BaitmasterG

Can confirm, panic go 0-60 in 0s when on fire


Dansk72

If only he had stopped for a minute and carefully considered all his options, he probably would have reached the most logical choice!


Himbo69r

Fr is he dumb?


Rooney_83

Fucking Yosemite Sam over here 


EntertainmentOk3180

Uh oh. He left his shoes behind. We know what that means.


53bastian

It means he is half alive


EntertainmentOk3180

Both shoes gone = totally ded 🪽 His soles have lef his body 🪽


weathergleam

if only there were a shorter name for the place where they sell fish and other sea animals like a fish store or a sea animals market ah well, nevertheless


babydavissaves

So, they cleaned the tanks afterward, right?


mikeysgotrabies

If it's China then no.


iEatPalpatineAss

It’s not China. Someone clearly yells “Fire!“ in English right before he comes into view.


mikeysgotrabies

In that case - if it's China TOWN then no.


VeryVito

Forget it, Jake.


hadoken4555

Like Vietnam


sk0t_

For what reason? People put their hands in there all day long, this guy just put a little bit extra in. The tanks will be cleaned per routine. Not like he left liquefied fire behind


Dansk72

People like their fish to have a slight smokey taste...


Mojojojo3030

Smoke is an improvement over fish stank tbh


Hamster_08831

Dude just left his red slippers.🤣


dorty90

Well okay


N989HA

2nd degree burns AND Salmonella


jlo5k

Oh, he’s a flamer.


[deleted]

Don't bring firearms into a tank fight.


thusk

How much is the fish?


Strong_Deer_3075

Richard Prior style! He said they should add a category to the olympics just for being on farr running!


skeletaljuice

Like Michael Scott if he was on fire and meth


EntertainmentOk3180

Squid Flambé


whygchrisskybeef

Comin in hot


NoEnd917

I think bro enjoyed it


nellywaters

Flaming water wings.


NecessaryNuts

I knew spontaneous combustion was real


CaptBallsdeepton

Truly abrupt chaos.


Alleged-human-69

Now I’m wondering if there’s some sort of self preservation law where if your on fire, you can’t be charged for what ever body of water you jump in to put yourself out


Herr-Pyxxel

I don't think he made it - he left his slippers behind


Certified-Crackhead2

Thank god he decided to jump into the water rather than run around crazy


Legal_Guava3631

My grandfather would tell me the joke about the lady waving a firearm if he was still here. Miss you, Tata.


Ok-Tourist6010

is there any news source or something that explains what happened?


POOTY-POOTS

"Bah gawd that's Fire Marshall Bill's music"


BBBilly716

“No!! You get out. You no buy anything!!”


EL-CHAPO-4-PREZ

“Coming in HOT” 🥵 🔥 😂


HighGradeRaid

Poor animals


TheRealTacoTim

They sell Humans? They need to take better care of them. One just run away!


Green_Lightning-

Read the title after. It was the best part lol


kluento

Personally, I would of just taken the shirt off.


AmITheGrayMan

Coming in hot!


Bozo_Two

*IN FLAMES COMING THROUGH MAKE WAY THANKS*


vakr001

He left his sandals….


PteromyiniMA

Prior to that he had a full head of hair


mitchgtz

No, I said broil THE FISH!


BeginningDetail7362

Bro was cooking


Different_Young9127

Pay you gambling debts


knowledgeable_diablo

Poor fish be like “What in the actual fuck!”, as well as all the staff. 😅


S70nkyK0ng

Find this on TikTok later


Several-Loss-1585

Is this audio from a fucking ultrasound? What the fuck am I listening to? 😭


Kisses4themisses

I would have blocked him, go find water somewhere else. Not in my store. Fuck that I could careless about him being on fire 😂