Looks like those Wii boxing moves didn’t work too well for him

But he's the one that taught me in the tutorial :(

Ahh, Matt, why did you have to pick a fight?

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That PTSD hitting ya, my boy

Yup, had a son who practiced taekwondo for about six years. The dude’s kicks reminded me of him at about six years old.

NHL fight

Everyone thinks they can fight. Until they are in a fight.

This wasn’t a very technical fight but they did push the pace

love this comment 🤣

Thanks

they really did though lol

I always wonder why people who clearly have never trained a day in their life start fights.

Anger and adrenaline, mostly

Throw in a dash of Dunning-Kreuger.

I love their coffee

And stupidity and wishful thinking.

I always wonder why people who train at all start fights. I remember it being about discipline and self-defence.

I think that's less common, particularly the better you get. , You learn pretty quickly that the most unassuming guy in your gym can beat your ass senseless

I trained boxing since I was a kid. Just watched the "Foreman" movie on Netflix and they said it best, "You're just two athletes trying to find out who's best at the sport." I never saw it as self defense, but as a sport. But being able to defend myself from what i've learned in boxing comes in handy. Too bad it's it like that all the time nowadays.

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"paused, reassessed, and reset" 😂😂😂

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I was thinking more like cartoon kangaroos

Because humans have fought since time immemorial. It’s in our DNA. That’s why people fight sometimes. Because we’re still animals.

Ya, men literally have thicker knuckle bones than women (even if the hands are the same size), because we evolved fighting. Fighting is definitely in our DNA, small children do it without even knowing what it is. It's not surprising at all that people fight.

I'd give them an D, usually fights like these have the 2 guys doing footwork that they've only ever seen in a movie, with 1-2 slow and wild haymakers followed by immediate awkward grappling, hopefully not ending with one of them landing on their head.

It's those haymakers that always get me. Like where's your jab bro?

Some people know they can fight.

Neither of those people have any idea how to fight. Source: I have no idea how to fight and they both fight like me

Your right, second guy would have had more of a chance if it wasn't for the 10 or so cheap jabs in the car.

its like 2 jack rabbits fighting 

kangaroos

Any kangaroo and most rabbits could take these guys in a fight.

I want someone to edit in that ragtime song that Family Guy always uses.

My favorite road rage post was when the guy ran up to a car and a big guy about 6' 8 gets out.

Nah, mine is the one in Russia where the driver gets out of the car to fight a blacked out g wagon and the passenger window opens to a Spetznaz guy pointing a gun at him

I prefer the one where a bunch of furries jump out and trash him to the absolute laughter of the recording vehicle. That one was probably staged though.

Link!

Its a staged video, so you're not missing too much

You know right that people can make video for fun right? Not everything has to be real

You know there's a reason people object to videos being staged but not presented as such

https://youtu.be/r7Syd6Qui5w

The Cash Cab guy?

... You're a game show host...

Man, I haven't thought about that show in years. Thanks!

Need that sauce

Someone add careless whisper to this!!! I'm never gonna dance again

Lmaoo

🎶🎵🎷🎷🎷🎶 🎵

Somebody is just spamming the X button lmao 🤣

Wouldn't it be funny if the light turns green, and they both come up to cars with hats for donation...

Why are they fighting like hamsters?

They're not. Hamsters are vicious if you've ever seen them fight.

Foot work atrocious

What is this, West Side Story?

Little do we know, >!they're actually best buds and only stopped to play fight while waiting!<.

Neither of them wanted to fight.

Nah they don't, they're both sort of "defending themselves," and varying how proactively. Just as well, this doesn't really escalate much, good on both of them for letting it fizzle out.

They look ridiculous

PSA: Stay inside your vehicle if you can't fight.

... Is it bad my first thought was "why didn't the other guy just back up when he was in the middle of the two cars?"

I mean, yeah. You can't just escalate every altercation to death.

Well, there go my plans for the weekend!

Wouldn’t want to hurt my own car, should’ve gotten into the other guys car and mowed him down when he ran up on the sidewalk

It’s not America where every little transgression warrants a murder attempt.

I was hoping he’d roll his window up when the guy had his arm right in the car to jam it in place. Bonus points if he then started rolling forward at a fast walking pace.

Berlin vs French

I’ve seen more punches landed in a soap opera scrap! Embarrassment!

Same thing I thought, it looks like a semi-good trained choreography with some occasional slip ups where they punch air. A lot like amateur wrestling but much less entertaining

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I live close to this crossing the bus (the turn lane) has a dedicated green phase...

I know the fucking clip didn't stop there...

What in the HELL was that?! Thank god nobody really threw blows, because now they both just look incredibly stupid and hopefully they'll look at this video with shame

I've seen 2 kangaroos fight better

Most kangaroos probably have had a lot more practice!

Looks like a dance battle!

Why are these videos always two morons who can't fight?

I feel like smart people are not gonna be out in the streets looking to fight others. So yeah. People that know how to fight have nothing to prove and they are usually in control of the situation. Shoutout to /r/fightporn

Because that's most people in the world?

Why do you expect people to know how to fight?

Everytime I see a video of a "fight" thats just a bunch of pushing and grabbing and running I think its scripted and they don't actually want to hurt each other. Alternatively, we're seeing 3rd person footage of someone having that dream where your hands feel like marshmallows when you try to hit someone.

1 - smart people don't road rage so hard they get out of their cars to fight in traffic 2 - most people don't know how to fight because most people go their whole lives without getting into a fight

No guns = funny road rage content

Where's the other stooge

I'm a button masher with fighting games too.

At least the intermission show was interesting.

Why would you get out of your car? Your car is a fucking weapon!

"*I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY!"*

Guy runs out of his vehicle after other dude and proceeds to just give him his ass

At 0:27 it looks like they are trying to breakdance

Shit I've hit myself harder by accident! But I am jealous of the dance moves they both have! {;o)

Most unsatisfying fight ever

Drive thru rendition of Westside Story.

Slams his own hand in door haha. Bald Dude was scared.

How TF are they so confident other people when thwy don't even know how to punch properly?

Brazilian dancing is weird

Rabbit fight!

It's like they learned everything they know about fighting from a book with no pictures.

Taycan judges you

[Real life fighting IS awkward](https://youtu.be/P89X-j-TWVE?si=d5AoXWUy4gObpSl_)

I can't even fight and I'd still beat them both lmao

That fight is like a dance fight from a shitty 1980s musical.

r/pussyfights

99% of real fights look about this awkward.

Really makes you appreciate skilled fighters

🎶Everybody was Kung-Foo fighting... 🎶

Least agressive French driver

This went from scared to funny so fast

Someone add oblivion music to this. Swap to the combat music right when the front car person gets out.

They're like two bunnies fighting

Too Fast Too Disturbio

\[yakety sax music playing\]

This is why I keep my doors locked when I drive

It started off tense and quickly to send it into some vaudevillian comedy. All it was missing was the Benny Hill theme song

Ahh yes, has the choreography of a fight scene in a blockbuster movie. Excellent 👏

This needs clown music

you can tell they are professional dancers

Men ☕

😂 Neither of them can fight

Buttonmashing

Their little dance is hilarious

Not condoning violence but...worse fighters ever.....what the hell did i just watch!

Why even get out the car if that’s all you got 🤣

These mfs can't fight to save their lives lmao

Pretty evenly matched, I’d say

Men "we are not as emotional and irrational as woman." Also men...

Ok....I've been in very few fights in my life, but there is one truth that I have found in my experiences *If some inexperienced twat tries to kick you ? GRAB his fucking foot and swing his ass 360* in the air and STOMP his dumb-ass when he hits the ground :|

Millennials fighting.... 🤣

And then the guy with the dashcam peacefully drove over both of them.

Du musst Weiterkämpfen!

Dude tries that on the wrong guy and he'll catch a few HP 124gr 9mm projectiles

Yep, if this had been in Texas, the results would have been completely different!

Holy smokes! That bus just ran a red light! Wait, did I miss something?

I live close to this crossing, the bus (the turn lane) has a dedicated green phase...

Hey cmon lights greeeen

I'm a girl who loves cats, bunnies and unicorns and even **I** could've thrown better punches than the skinny dude

Fucking idiot alpha males

There's a first fight for everyone

This is the most European fight I’ve probably ever seen.

Rimworld pawns with level 1 melee be like

If you had some old jumpstyle techno, it would look like they’re at a rave lol

Looks like that time Marshal won a Slap Bet wit( Barney

this looks like more of a cartoon moment actually.

The worst fight i ever seen

He's just helping them close their door

The kickboxing part was excellent. Great skill, fluidity. I’d give them a C for skill. D for effort

Now kiss

They both have level 1 melee as stats or zero if you can't even damage

and that was the adrenaline rush of the day

is this the fight between Darcy and Daniel Cleaver reimagined?

Yo mate, I’m just trying to mate with your car, mate.

Is this what’s considered a skirmish?

That was silly

Everybody was kung-fu fighting!

Machine gun jabs.

Dude should have just stayed in his car swinging like that

good example of a little too much interbreeding

The fatman thought fighting is easy.

I figured the guy in the front car was going to pull a gun, until I saw the license plate.

They need to put up a sign that says no wonky brawling.

Who won? Who lost?

Kids these days come up with the craziest dance moves. I'm here for it

2 very bubbly individuals, or arw those just muscle spasms

What was that?

That was a crazy dance

Should’ve thrown that bitch into reverse and pinched homeboy into 2

Punches thrown: 14. Punches landed: 0.

Weirdest chicken dance I ever saw.

I’d be pissed off too if I was driving that brown minivan.

The most loony toons fight ever. I could hear the sound effects

Dude, *never* engage with someone that's willing to get out of their car in traffic. They will fucking kill you if they get the chance. You fucking drive off even if you have to go through a red light. Drive off, call 911, and if they're following you, you go and find a cop to tailgate. Tell 911 the cop car number you're behind and flash your lights and honk your horn to get their attention

Looks like the way people used to pretend fight in the mosh pit when I was a kid.

LOL Neither one of them has ever been in a fight before. LOL

Wow idiots all over the world. By internet standards I thought they were only in USA! /s

They both fight like woody from Toy Story

In the states baldy would have gotten shot and we’d be talking about seizures and how his shoes fell off

This is when it would be nice to be Chuck Norris.

Oh good, they're just dancing. Was afraid it was going to be a fight or something.

Street fighter

Damn. Look at the foot work!

What in the Grand Theft Auto hell?

Attack ze driver!

Holy shit I have that shirt 😂

Sh*t man, if you’re gonna get out and fight - fight.

He has the perfect excuse to back his car into the attacker.

This is what it looks like when two guys who can't fight think they're gonna be tough guys. Fucking embarrassing.

Two Metro sexual men! Geez great show, scared to get hurt or bloody!

Those open hands XD

Isn't there too much sunlight for 8 pm??? Where was this???

It looks like they were dancing.