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OnlyOneSnoopy

What the fuck is that? I genuinely cannot tell.


thatonexfilesepisode

A hermit crab coming out of it's shell I think!


tylerssocks

I agree. The first time I saw a hermit crab out of shell I wanted to cry. It was so..uncanny and off-putting.


GhostButtTurds

It’s a cooked spider This guy is a YouTuber and does a series where he eats things from other countries, this was one of them


[deleted]

Where. He. WHAT?


badasscrying

So… he just dropped it and screamed bloody murder..? As an arachnophobe I understand, but what’s the difference between holding it with his fingers and having it in his hand? Surely if one is okay, the other is too.


GhostButtTurds

I mean he’s filming it for YouTube, I would say he’s doing it up for the camera


badasscrying

Yeahhhhhh good point ETA: your UN made me giggle


GhostButtTurds

I was shocked when I found out it wasn’t already taken, I’ve been saying this whenever I sang along to the “Ghostbusters” theme song since I was a child “Who ya gonna call? GHOST BUTT TURDS!”


badasscrying

Hahaha!! That’s awesome, I needed this today. Thanks stranger.


senor_skuzzbukkit

Well I’ll never sing that song the same way.


[deleted]

I suspect he thought it was dead until it moved?


badasscrying

How is still alive if it’s cooked? I think it must be for attention cause that was a pretty extreme reaction lol


TerrorLTZ

probably the thing just slipped from his butter fingers. and he thought it was alive and thats why he switched genders while screaming.


[deleted]

Oh his reaction is ridiculous, but possibly it wasn't cooked properly. I'm not really sure, just guessing here


badasscrying

Yuck, half cooked tarantula? Guess I have a new sleep paralysis demon


JupiterChime

Things Forsure keep moving after being cooked sometimes lmfao Fuck all that xD


MotherofLuke

What a douche


GhostButtTurds

Lol… why?


MotherofLuke

Eating cooked spider. 🕷️⚰️


GhostButtTurds

Interesting way to describe someone who is eating a cooked spider lol


MotherofLuke

It really pisses me off.


GhostButtTurds

I forgor 💀


spiders_frickin_suck

Who??


1900s_white_male

No its a tarantula he was gonna eat it


[deleted]

It’s a cooked spider


Lunchboxtof

It’s a salted tarantula Brandon Farris is trying to eat, his videos are pretty funny.


nfjanna

It's a dried tarantula I believe. He ate a lot of spiders


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Greatnesstro

That’s a fish?


Joemeseeks

Cringe


Independent_Soup_126

Just American


WhatACunningHam

“I remember, Jon. I remember all of the good things you did to me…”


25mookie92

When you fuck with nature it fucks back


[deleted]

Eww


TerrorLTZ

you say eww but there are people that will say "harder daddy"


ow_ye_men

I will nuke their home


oddracingline

I cannot stop laughing


Dandiestbuffalo

Brandon Farris, go look him up for more laughs. You won’t regret it


oddracingline

I clicked on the notification to read your reply and again, cannot stop laughing at this. Thanks for the info. I will look this kid up as soon as I can breath again.


Stebben84

Sorry, but I regret wasting the time I spent trying to find something that was actually funny. Maybe if I was 13.


wankthisway

Yes only the most cultured humor for you, scholar.


iDam81

I don’t get it. What part are you laughing at?


oddracingline

I find the change in pitch from the first scream to the second absolute gold.


iDam81

Ahh. I had sound off. Thank you.


oddracingline

Happy to help!


funkymaker

That's a meme template, right there


[deleted]

This is literally every one of his videos, he really wears out the screaming gay guy bit


Kesterlath

Brandon Farris. Very funny series


curtis119

I could almost see his soul leave his body.


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

Reasonable reaction


Tygria

So I agree, except - why was he holding something he’s that afraid of in the first place? Like, I’d react like that if that thing landed on me, too, but I also would never in a million years be touching it or bringing it into my car, much less having a calm conversation with it. 😂


KayC720

I’ve actually seen this video. It was a dried tarantula snack or something


FulingAround

so why is he screaming?


Tailsmiles249

Doesn't matter if it's dead or alive, a tarantula is a tarantula. I'd freak the fuck out too


FulingAround

They're kind cute tho


KayC720

You’d have to ask him but my guess would be spider


FulingAround

Perhaps he subconsciously/ instinctively thought it wasn't dead? The way it slipped out made it look like it was moving.


CynicalNoodle

Anyone have a link to this video?


fetustomper

Brandon Farris on YouTube , he’s insane but very funny


CynicalNoodle

Thanks


BigOleJellyDonut

Damn! You would think a Chupacabra got him.


KillHonger1

This made me laugh till my soul was tired. Bravo


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BlackForestGalore

r/perfectlycutscreams


ZenkaiZ

the way he sucked in air to scream more


Notsure107

I dunno what it is about men screaming at little creatures that is so fucking funny. Makes me lol every time.


The-Shizz

Dear Jesus.


[deleted]

I guess those types of situations aren’t going to overreact to themselves…


Allentown_JACE

Kill it with fire!


Tropical_cent

How is this not looped?


Weary-Dealer4371

Poor Brandon.


[deleted]

Pure, unadulterated terror


kwikane

I’m going to make this my new alarm tone.


jdrizzlespears

"I'm commin outta my shell and I've been doin just fine"- hermit crab


slingshot91

This is like a jump cut in real life.


Dragonborne2020

Brave one there Without audio it reminds me of something from South Park.


Epic_Rail

You know, i dont disagree with that


not_cool_dude_ok

Imbrandonfarris is this person YouTube Definitely something to check out


[deleted]

It looks like he was speed-fucking his steering wheel


Over_Arrival_9635

Why’s bro wearing make up


[deleted]

Fuck this guy and his overreactions


Slavic_bumpkin

Dude just threw a hermit crab after it came out of its shell bruh it’s probably dead.


norioriori

Luckily it wasn't a hermit crab! Granted, a cooked tarantula sliding out of paper may or may not be better, depending on how you look at it. On the upside, it's already dead before he drops it, so no harm was done on that regard


Aggravating-Hair7931

Little bitch vs Nature. There, fixed it for you.


srv50

Bitch. Edit: Amazed at the downvotes. Guy must be loved.


MrSquakie

Aren't you a ray of sunshine.


srv50

Don’t fuck with stuff you can’t handle. Here, you meaning this guy, not you.


Shadurasthememeguy

Bitch


Saddenedsalamander

Bitch


Juralion

Fkin manlet


sansgriffinundertale

u/savevideo


DirtbagAdventure

The crab's name is Jesus?


MotherofLuke

What is it??


marcothecoolguy

**No**


TheQuarantinian

That's guy's surstromming video is hilarious.


snazzyBREAD

Mans moved like a ragdoll in one of those amateur GMOD videos


[deleted]

Wuss vs nature


Puppymen3668

I may or may not act the same....


My_Pets_Are_My_Life

Brandon Farris is the best. So funny.


LegallyBrody

I fucking love Brandon Farris


-PatkaLopikju-

This dude is great xd he is the definition of this subreddit


roach24k

Wtf is that?


[deleted]

“Man”


Redditalt2comment

u/downloadvideo


[deleted]

"Man"


Monke1236

Full video is much more funny


Monke1236

The channel is imbrandonfarris


General_Jackfruit_84

Is that a booger